Uncle, we don't date

"Crackling...creaking..." Luo Yi was swinging on an old bicycle, and his not-so-beautiful mood was disturbed by the crackling noise, making him even more irritable.

This car is the second daughter-in-law of Fang Xu, Luo's best friend, why is it called the second daughter-in-law, because there is another eldest daughter-in-law, but Fang Xu has already sold it cheaply.

The eldest daughter-in-law...is a high-end and elegant Giant. Fang Xu's mother was pestered by him for two months before she paid for it, but Fang Xu sold it to someone else at a low price in a blink of an eye, and exchanged it for a high-end game. Equipment and this broken car that I don't know how old it is.He told his mother that the car was too good, so it was stolen, but what is gratifying is that the thief has a conscience and replaced him with a more worn-out car.

What's amazing is that his mother actually believed it, and said in agreement, "Well, anyone should get that car!" This also put an end to Fang Xu's idea of ​​buying another car.

The Luo family is a little far from the school, and he usually rides a bicycle to and from school.

This Friday, after school ended two classes early, Fang Xu borrowed his car, and on weekends, he invited Jiang Tingting, who was in the next class, to go for a ride, using his car to support the scene.

Although I can choose to take the bus home, but considering that I have to walk a long way to take the bus, I will go around to the back gate of the school... I reluctantly take Fang Xu's car and make it.

But he regretted it as soon as he left the school... The sound was like a saw blade, the kind of weak old man who pulls a saw blade weakly, and then takes a rest for a while before pulling again...

When Luo Yi was having a mental struggle of "continue riding" or "reverse", a small silver car appeared in front of him, and he immediately pressed the brakes, but the broken car didn't respond, and drove forward without fear. Straight forward... Seeing that it was about to hit it, Luo Yi suddenly turned the handle to the right. At the same time, he realized that there seemed to be a row of green altars on the right...

"Fuck me!"

This was the only word that flashed through Luo Yi's head at the moment when he fell headlong into the green altar next to him.

Fortunately, this flower bed should be under renovation. There is only a row of small yellow flowers framed by dry branches in the middle, surrounded by soft soil.

Thanks Amen!

Luo Yi sighed in his heart.

Although it looked like a terrible fall, there was no pain as imagined on his face, except that the bridge of his straight nose was squeezed and hurt a little.

"Can you get up by yourself?" A nice male voice came from the side.

"Er..." Although he was very unwilling to accept his bad appearance being admired by others, Luo Yi still supported himself on the edge of the altar and stood up slowly.

I was only concerned about my face just now, but when I moved, I realized that my chest hurts badly.

He put his hands on his chest, glanced up at the perpetrator, and his first impression was——he was quite handsome...

A pink shirt and white slacks. The shirt is half-rolled at the elbows, and the trouser legs are tied up a few times casually. The feet are white casual shoes. The fingers holding the car door are slender and strong. Standing straight, eyes slightly narrowed, look at him.

Cheng Yu had just come out of the hospital after work, when he was sitting in the car, he suddenly had a bad intuition, and when he looked to the side, he was stunned, and a person riding a bicycle ran straight into his car.

The first reaction was that the patient's family members were looking for revenge, but after turning their heads quickly, they found that there were no medical accidents recently, and that the family members hit the car with a bicycle when seeking revenge.

Just as he was about to speed up, the man turned to the side and fell into the flower bed with the car.

Everything happened so suddenly, Cheng Yuxiao was stunned for a while before getting out of the car.

The man was lying face down in the flower bed, his clothes and trousers looked familiar, as if they were the school uniform of the No. [-] Middle School behind the hospital.

Luo Yi's second feeling is - he's actually laughing!

He suddenly felt unbalanced. Although he didn't notice something wrong with the road conditions because of his lack of concentration because of his thinking, it seems that you shouldn't be lying in the middle of the road like a snail in a small car, right?It's fine if you don't feel guilty now, but you still have the nerve to laugh at him.

"You..." Luo Yi stared at the man and just opened his mouth, some wet and sweet unknown substances suddenly fell down, fell into the half-open mouth, and came into intimate contact with his tongue.

earth?

Realizing this, Luo Yi quickly turned sideways to spit out the thing that fell into his mouth, and then frantically slapped off the dirt still on his face.

"Cough, are you okay? Do you want to go in and check?" The man wanted to come over to help him as he said that.

Although he tried his best to conceal it, Luo Yi could still hear the obvious smile.

Annoyed and embarrassed, he hurriedly waved his hands back a few steps, and replied very quickly, "I'm fine, I'm fine! No need to check!"

"That's fine, as long as it's okay," the man smiled helplessly and didn't force it anymore. "I'm in a hurry, so I'll take a step first. You will ride carefully later, um... watch the road."

The man hurriedly got into the car without waiting for him to answer.

The moment Luo Yi raised his eyes, the car had already sprinted 80 to [-] meters... He curled his lips, he looked like a snail just now, how could he go so fast!

If he had just driven like this, he wouldn't have fallen like this.

Cheng Yu was really in a hurry, otherwise he would have to take the child in for a full-body examination.

He moved today, and the appointment time with the person was almost an hour late.

He had originally asked for an afternoon off, but it was delayed due to an accident—a little boy had his teeth pulled out just before get off work, and refused to cooperate, crying loudly, he and his parents coaxed and lied It took a lot of effort to get it done.

I was in a hurry, and I was not sure if the child was really okay... On the surface, it seemed that there was nothing wrong with it, and it was still alive and kicking.

He couldn't help but see the embarrassing look of the child staring at him angrily, but his whole face was covered with beige mud, and the obvious panic behind him... Cheng Yu leaned against the car window and couldn't help laughing A pass.

Very interesting kid.

Luo Yi stood on the spot and slowed down, his face didn't burn so much.

Self-protection is at work, he hates embarrassing in front of others, even if it is a stranger who will not have any interaction.

He walked over and wanted to help the bicycle that fell to the side, but he just lifted it halfway... "Bang Dang!"...The body of the bicycle hit the ground again heavily.

Luo Yi stared blankly at the remaining part of the handlebar in his hand for a few seconds, then slowly took a breath, told himself to calm down, and then took out his cell phone from his bag and dialed a number.

"Master, have you missed me so soon?" Fang Xu's vague voice came.

"Turn right at the entrance of the hospital for 100 meters, hurry up and collect the body of your second daughter-in-law." He hung up the phone immediately after speaking, fearing that he would not be able to bear the swearing on the phone.

He looked around, then dragged the car aside, pointed at it and slapped it fiercely across the air twice, "You're bullying me!"

After teaching the cheesy car a lesson, he sat quietly on the flower bed and waited for Fang Xu to come.

He's actually not in a good mood today.

Tomorrow is Xiaoxi's birthday, and he doesn't really like celebrating birthdays, whether it's his own or participating in other people's.

Xiaoxi is his half-sister, whose full name is Cao Mengxi, who turns 7 tomorrow.

His parents divorced a long time ago, and he lives with his mother, and of course... her new family.

The family is pretty good now, except for my mother... No one else, whether it is Uncle Cao or the sister who is not related by blood, has deliberately rejected him.

But even so, he still felt that he was out of place in this family.

Their excitement has nothing to do with me.

Even if you are inside, you can't really smile happily.

Dodging, fleeing... seems to be what he has been doing.

"Uncle Luo!"

When Fang Xu received the call from Luo Yi, he was holding the chicken leg in his hand to pay the deposit at the counter of the Internet cafe... Hearing Luo Yi's unusual tone, he felt something terrible happened, and grabbed the hand of the network manager brother with his own hand. Handed over the ten yuan, "Sorry, buddy, I can't get on."

When he turned around and rushed out, the gust of wind directly lifted the door curtain.

Hearing Fang Xu's voice, Luo Yi tilted his head and looked over, and saw that the kid was running towards him at a speed of [-] meters, and when he was approaching him, he braked suddenly and stopped.

"What's wrong?" Fang Xu propped his hands on his knees, panting heavily.

Luo looked at him and said nothing.

What do you mean?Fang Xu glanced at him from head to toe suspiciously, and then at the broken car lying beside him, "You...didn't you fall?" He stretched out his hand to flick the dirt off his hair .

"Tsk," Luo Yi tilted his head, staring at the greasy hand stretched towards him with disgust.

"Hey," Fang Xu scratched his trousers a few times, "I thought something was wrong with you, your tone of voice was always out of place, which made me anxious, and I thought I might have to fight a lot."

"I asked you to collect the body of your second wife, not mine!" Luo Yi rolled his eyes at him.

Fang Xu squatted down, and while fiddling with the bike, he muttered, "I've been riding this bike for several months and nothing happened. Are you not good at driving? Second wife, I'm sorry for you..."

"Your uncle!" Luo Yi stood up and kicked his ass.

"You are my uncle." Fang Xu replied.

Fang Xu fiddled with it for a while and found that it was really hopeless, so he stopped a car by the side of the road and prepared to take it back.

Luo opened the door and sat in.

"What are you doing?" Fang Xu looked at the person sitting in the co-pilot.

"Go to your house." Luo Yi replied.

"Aren't you going home?"

"No." After speaking, he turned his head and looked out the window.

"That's fine. It just so happens that my mother has been talking about you a lot recently."

As a friend for many years, Fang Xu didn't ask much, anyway, this guy went crazy every now and then.

Either he was in a fight with his mother, or he was in a fight with himself.

When passing by a scrap yard, Fang Xu asked the driver to stop, got out of the car and took out his second daughter-in-law and sold it as scrap metal...it wasn't worth much anyway.

He touched the wheels of the car and wiped the corners of his eyes pretendingly, and said with emotion, "Little Er, it's not that I don't love you, it's that you are so embarrassing. Now it's a treat for you. Remember to remake it." , make a good car..."

Luo Yi dragged him by the neck and carried him into the car.

When the two arrived home, Fang Xu's mother was making dumplings while watching TV in the living room.Seeing Luo Yi who was following Fang Xu, he greeted, "Luo Yi is here, come in quickly, today Auntie will make dumplings for you, stuffed with chives, you and Fang Xu both love it."

"Auntie, I haven't eaten the dumplings you made for a long time." Luo Yi said with a smile.

Fang Xu's mother is a typical housewife, and she cooks well. Every time he goes to Fang Xu's house for dinner, he will eat more than usual.

That kind of delicious food is different from the delicious food in any restaurant outside.

Maybe it's my mother's taste.

"Oh, Mom, you two are singing along, who is your real son?" Fang Xu threw his arms around Mother Fang's neck and kissed her.

"I think Luo Yi is my son. He is handsome and good at studying. He is not as worrying as you. Get up and make me drool. I don't know how old I am ashamed!" Luo Yi said: "You two go into the house and play, and I will call you after dinner."

As soon as Fang Xu entered the room, he turned on the computer to play games, "When you called me just now, I just entered the big shop, and I made an appointment with Gangzi and the others to play together. Let me see if they are still online."

Big Brand is the only Internet cafe around No. [-] Middle School.

Some time ago, the school responded to the call from above and carried out a large-scale cleaning operation on Internet cafes around the school.Many Internet cafes were forced to close down.The school even organized teacher net-sweeping squads to guard each network every day for two months to prevent them from resurging.

As for the reason why the big brand can survive, it is because it was opened by the principal's brother-in-law.It was originally called a big-name Internet cafe, but later the word "Internet cafe" was symbolically removed, and the facade was decorated in a simple and plain way, so that it is basically impossible to tell that it is an Internet cafe from the outside.

In short, the simple big name is now the "sacred place" for the students of No. [-] Middle School.

But Luo Yi is not included here, because he doesn't play games, which makes Fang Xu, who regards games as his life, very incomprehensible, so at first he urged Luo Yi to play, and Luo Yi followed him to play for a while, but later it was really difficult. I didn't feel like playing it anymore.

Luo Yi sat on the bed and took a look at his clothes. There was a big bruise on the right side of his ribs. He stretched out a finger and poked it.

"Hiss..." It hurts.

Fang Xu heard his voice and asked, "What's wrong?"

Turning to see him clutching his chest, Fang Xu frowned, stood up and went to the bed and lifted the hem of his clothes.

"Hey, are you playing hooligan?" Luo Yi slapped his hands away and fell back on the bed.

"How dare you laugh at my uncle, you don't look good enough, so you don't dare to play around."

Fang Xu pursed his lips. The moment he lifted up his clothes, he saw the bruises on the guy's waist, turned around and walked out the door, muttering, "I've never seen a person with a second-degree disability when he fell on a bicycle." Why don't you just drop your head, and my mother won't keep telling you that you're smart."

When he returned to the room again, Fang Xu held a bottle of Dieda wine and a ball of cotton in his hand, threw it to Luo Yi who was lying on the bed, said "wipe yourself", and then continued to play his games.

Luo looked at his back sitting upright, sighed and sat up.

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The first novel, the first release.A little excited.