The Alien Life of Earth Bully Luigi

Even if this beast of Lu Ji has a thousand shortcomings, it can't cover up one of its advantages: it looks good, no matter in human or animal form.Like Worf, the academy is as blinded by lard, and there are not a few people who have a good impression of it, so when Russell appeared in the classroom with Lu Ji in his arms, at least half of the people envied Russell, and the other half People are envious of Lu Ji - there are also many people like Russell.

Russell put Lu Ji on the desk, and Lu Ji turned on the holographic screen to accept the course data package sent by the teacher, while complaining to Russell: "Can you be gentle with me, almost rubbing my hair off .”

The desk surface is very smooth, and I don't know how Lu Ji "rubbed" his hair.

Lu Ji cautiously pointed to a little white hair next to his paw, and his heart ached to death: "Damn pervert, if you are jealous that my fur is prettier than yours, just tell me, I won't laugh at you, next time I will rub it on purpose next time." If you lose my hair, I will kill you!" Hahahahahaha, the pervert is jealous of me!His hair is so thick and hard that I can't compare it to mine!

"Since I'm so 'jealous' of you, I'm ashamed not to rub some hair off you."

Lu Ji turned his face vigilantly. Before he could react, his ears were grabbed by someone, and after a while, two white hairs were ripped off. Russell used skillful force, but it didn't hurt much, but Lu Ji screamed Like being slaughtered by others: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you dare to pull my hair! I'm going to kill you!!!"

On the surface, Lu Ji doesn't care about his fluffy and soft fur and petite and cute appearance. In fact, he is quite proud of it. He looks in the mirror a hundred and eighty times a day, especially his fur. Beautiful, usually losing one would make her feel distressed for a long time, but now Russell tore off two lightly, almost making her mad!

Lu Ji threw himself into Russell's arms, and opened his mouth to bite him. Russell supported its body with one hand, and clamped its chin with the other hand, so that it would not be able to bite it no matter what. It was so angry that it lost all reason. Unable to consider the difference in force value between himself and Russell at all, he turned around in Russell's arms, making an angry "oooooooooooooooooooo" sound in his throat.

The students in the class arrived one after another, and they all looked over here. Russell has good hearing and can clearly hear the whispers of the female students next to him. It just means that Lu Ji is good-looking but has a bad temper. Too bad, not suitable for marrying back home, only suitable for being a lover. Russell is very mysterious but handsome, rich and low-key. How long can I stand it.

Russell thought it was funny, but he didn't want them to continue talking about Lu Ji, so he took off his coat and wrapped Lu Ji in a knot, leaving only his head exposed, Lu Ji's hair was blown up, Russell Shi Shi Then peeled off a sugar the size of a glass ball and stuffed it into its mouth.

Lu Ji was angry and couldn't help but want to sip the candy. There was no way, the candy was its favorite durian flavor. It has no place to put its tongue, it makes the candy swirl around in its mouth, and the saliva almost flowed down. It wanted to crush the candy to make it taste better, but unfortunately, the little teeth bit it for a long time, but it didn't take the candy. Crushed.

Lu Ji was angry: "#￥%%@##￥&**!" (Smelly pervert, you are such a scheming dick!)

Russell smiled slightly, hugged Lu Ji on his knees, and stroked Lu Ji with his fingers intermittently. Lu Ji moved his cheeks and concentrated on licking the candy. It's even more annoying to be touched on the buttocks, and he can only let him touch his stomach after struggling for a long time.

This class is a fur care class, which is considered as a compulsory course of the Badge Academy. Many people skipped class, but less than two-thirds of them arrived. The teacher took it for granted, and started the class without saying anything.

With great difficulty, Lu Ji licked the candy down a bit, pushed the candy to the left cheek with difficulty with his tongue, and said with great effort: "I knew I would skip class too, it's your fault, you insisted on being nosy and dragging me to class. "

Russell is a top student who never skips class unless necessary, Lu Ji thought he must be listening to the class seriously, when he looked up, he was shocked to see Russell playing games, "Okay, you actually play games! "

Russell glanced at it, and said calmly: "I passed the exam steadily and never failed a subject. Why can't I play?"

If it weren't for the sugar in his mouth, Lu Ji would have liked to spit him in the face. What's so great about being a top student?It's nothing special at all, it looks down on top students the most!

But it also likes to play games.

Lu Ji grabbed Russell's hand and unceremoniously occupied his terminal, wanting to play the game by himself.It was a very simple little developmental game, and even with Lu Ji’s IQ, he could easily learn it. While Lu Ji was having fun, he complained bitterly about Russell: “Only perverts with no taste would choose this game.” This kind of game is too mentally retarded and not fun at all, so I just play it during class to pass the time."

Russell supported his chin with one hand, sighed, and said, "That's right, this kind of mentally handicapped game can be cleared in minutes, and those who dawdle are fools."

Lu Ji raised his head vigilantly: "Smelly pervert, who do you call an idiot!"

Before he finished speaking, Russell turned aside, and Russell started playing on the virtual keyboard by himself. What was even more hateful was that he still supported his head with one hand and played the game with only one hand.

Lu Ji instantly remembered his experience of being humiliated by Russell when he was playing a mouse game. Suddenly, the evil came out of his guts, and he rushed to bite Russell's finger. Russell was unprepared, and was bitten by it. Teeth marks, and saliva that smelled like durian fruit.

Russell was not angry, but rubbed his saliva on Lu Ji with his backhand. Lu Ji was worried that the sugar would stick to his hair, so he cursed at Russell in a low voice, and Russell pressed him on the table with one hand , operating the virtual keyboard with one hand, and said cheerfully: "Look good."

Russell cleared the game with half the time Luji spent playing the game just now.

With tears of humiliation in Lu Ji's eyes, he cursed aggrievedly: "You pervert, bastard, bully me."

The mouse game on its game board has not yet been cleared. It was its only entertainment when it was on Planet R. It played for a long time, and always thought that no one could play it better than it did. As a result, Russell cleared the level just after playing. , let it lose face, and feel so uncomfortable that I didn't fall asleep for many nights.

Now it's like this again, can't you let it, let it show off!Damn top student, even playing games is better than it, the alien planet is too annoying, it wants to go back to Earth.

The candy-flavored saliva stuck to the fur on Lu Ji's stomach, and Lu Ji didn't even dare to move. He was afraid that he would tear off the hair sticking together on his stomach if he moved too much, so he stopped scolding Russell. Urgently pushing Russell with his front paws, let Russell dip some water to dissolve the sugar.

Russell watched it look anxious that the sky was falling, and suddenly his heart moved, he bent down to the height of the desk, and faced the little Lu Ji, "Kiss me, I'll help you lick it off. "