The Alien Life of Earth Bully Luigi

Badge College is the best comprehensive university in Tata Star, so the opening ceremony must be magnificent. Everything on the stage is projected into the air through holographic means, and all students can see clearly. A cool mecha flies around to monitor The audience and maintain order at the scene.

When Lu Ji arrived, Russell was giving a speech. His slender and tall figure was like a natural luminous body, and his face was flawless. All the freshmen were watching him attentively. , as if born to be the center of attention.

Lu Ji looked up at him with difficulty for a while, but couldn't hear what he said at all. It wasn't until Russell's eyes swept over it lightly that Lu Ji shivered suddenly!

It's here to wreak havoc!You didn't come to be Russell's perverted admirer!

Lu Ji's buttocks were still hurting, and every step would affect the injured buttocks, and he would gasp a little from time to time. After he finally took small steps to the stage, almost a century had passed.

The patrolling mecha just happened to change shifts, and no one noticed its small figure.

The little white group finally touched the stage, but Russell's speech was over, and the performance of the mech department began.After all, it was on campus, and it was impossible to demonstrate the destructive functions of mechas. This year's juniors created a mecha dance ingeniously, and more than a dozen mechas kicked and danced on the stage.

As soon as Lu Ji climbed to the edge of the stage, he was stunned by the rumble of the mecha trampling, and lost his hearing for a moment, and couldn't hear anything. There was a huge panic in his heart, and he almost stood there.

The performing mech is seven or eight meters high, compared to which Lu Ji is just a little bit.The mechas stepped on the dance steps very skillfully, one of the blue mechas was about to step on Lu Ji, Lu Ji hurriedly rolled aside, barely dodging, another huge foot stepped on After getting off, Lu Ji rolled to the side again, touching his injured buttocks, causing it to cry in pain.

But it has no time to care about its butt now, its life is almost lost, who cares about its butt!

Lu Ji burst into tears, and deeply regretted his decision to come out of the dormitory to make trouble today. If he knew it, he would stay in the dormitory obediently and never go anywhere. No, he shouldn’t have come to Tata Star at all. Ass!It's all the fault of that stinky pervert, if it wasn't for punishing him, how could I have ended up like this, if it was really trampled by the mech today, then it wouldn't let that pervert go as a ghost!

In addition to the tap-tap dance, the mechas actually played other tricks, spinning around the edge of the stage rapidly, Lu Ji was surrounded in the middle, and was brought up and down by the airflow, and his head was already in a mess. paste.

It felt like it was going to die, its chest cavity was compressed badly, and nosebleeds flowed out, which wet its proud snow-white fur.

The rotation of the mech finally stopped. Lu Ji was like a soft cloud, and landed lightly on the stage. Without a trace of strength to avoid it, he raised his eyelids with great effort, and saw the blue sky, and a The huge mecha feet stepped on.

It's so scary, it will definitely hurt, it's all Russell's fault, Lu Ji thought aggrievedly.

In the next second, he saw the person that he would never let go running towards it, and when he approached it, he turned into a huge and beautiful beast. There seemed to be flames flowing from the fiery red fur of the beast, and he was flying at high speed. He slammed into the mecha and held it in his mouth. There was a commotion in the crowd, and it seemed that someone was yelling, but Lu Ji couldn't hear anything.

The moment before it closed its eyes, it thought, the pervert who ate its small cakes and nutritional supplements was finally caught by it.

Lu Ji’s eyelids seemed to be heavy, and it took a lot of effort to open them. He looked around blankly, and found that he was neither on the stage of the opening ceremony nor in the dormitory, but in an infirmary surrounded by snow. It was lying on the hospital bed, the counselor Xiao Lin was talking to the doctor, and Russell was leaning against the wall by the door with his arms folded.

As soon as he saw Russell, Lu Ji jumped up instantly: "You shameless pervert who stole my cake, give me back the cake!"

Russell tried his best to save it just now, but the little white-eyed wolf only thought about a small cake ten years ago, and didn't know how to be grateful. Russell sneered: "I just saved your life, how about you Give me back my life first?"

Luji Luji had a dull pain in his chest. He felt that he was angry because he couldn't refute Russell's words, so he could only widen his eyes and raised his paws to rub his chest, but found that his legs were too short to rub it. angry.

Xiao Lin hurried over to smooth things over, "You are obviously roommates, and you have a good relationship, so why are you arguing?"

Russell sneered.

Lu Ji also wanted to sneer, but his chest was so painful that he couldn't breathe smoothly, so he couldn't sneer, and felt that he had lost to Russell, so he was so angry that his breathing became even more difficult.

Xiao Lin said: "Lu Ji, this time you disturbed the order of the opening ceremony, you should have been punished by the Academic Affairs Office, but you also suffered a lot, so you were punished. The Academic Affairs Office discussed it and decided to give you a punishment." Warning, as long as you do not violate discipline in the next semester, it can be eliminated at the end of the semester."

After a pause, Xiao Lin said with a smile again: "The doctor told me that your condition is not too serious, but it is not a minor problem. Your internal organs are slightly injured. Use the therapeutic device together and do not exercise vigorously for the next month. It's not a big problem. You should thank Russell, if he hadn't seen you and took the risk to save you, I'm afraid you would be in trouble."

Lu Ji finally let out a cold snort held in his chest, expressing that he disdained being rescued by Russell, even if Russell didn't save it, with its intelligence, it would have no problem escaping.

Xiao Lin pretended not to hear, and told Russell: "You are roommates, you should take care of the inconvenient parts of Lu Ji's life."

Russell nodded silently, expressing his acquiescence.

Lu Ji slowed down for a while, feeling a little more comfortable in his chest, and shouted again: "I want him to take care of you? Huh?! I don't want to take care of you perverted!" After speaking, there was a throbbing pain in his chest, and he lay down on the pillow and rolled his eyes panting.

Xiao Lin still pretended he didn't hear it, smiled at Russell, and was about to leave, but was stopped by Lu Ji: "Hey! Teacher! I'm injured, so I don't have to go to class!"

It's hard to embarrass Lu Ji, remember to skip class in this case.

Xiao Lin said softly: "There is no way."

Lu Ji couldn't move around, Russell could only carry him back to the dormitory, Russell's embrace was warm, and there was a very faint fragrance on his uniform, which smelled so good, Lu Ji had never smelled it on anyone else, and he even wanted to smell it. It wasn't so close to Russell, and it might not be able to smell it.

Lu Ji squinted his eyes and kicked his legs in enjoyment, and laughed in a low voice: "The pervert is so stinky, and even wears perfume, what a mother."

Russell was used to being beaten up by it, and said lightly: "People who like to put all kinds of fragrant things on their bodies have no right to call other mothers."

Lu Ji Mao Mao's face blushed secretly, what the hell, how did Russell know?Although it is stinky, it doesn't want others to know that it is stinky. After all, it is so majestic and masculine in the eyes of others. If others know that it likes Xiangxiang, wouldn't it ruin its image?

Lu Ji buried his face in Russell's arms, sniffed his body vigorously, and snorted, "You pervert, I'll kill you if you tell anyone!"

Lu Ji felt that he had a particularly good temper today, perhaps because Russell smelled so good.