The Alien Life of Earth Bully Luigi

The sun was scorching, and the freshmen of the Badge College were training in various venues of the college. The scene outside the teaching building of the Department of Economics and Management was particularly funny. The instructor asked the freshmen to stand on one leg for 1 minute.All the students tensed up and stood upright, except for the little gray ball on the far right who stood upside down and upside down.

Someone in the crowd let out an extremely suppressed laugh.

Lu Ji quit in an instant, and angrily challenged the instructor: "You are messing with me! You bastard!"

The instructor said sullenly, "If you insult the instructor, you will be fined to do a hundred leapfrogs."

Lu Ji was furious, "Have you ever seen a four-legged animal that can stand upright on one leg? Have you ever seen a four-legged animal that can leapfrog? Don't think I don't know, you just want to mess with me! I won't let you It worked!"

The instructor said solemnly: "Everyone who makes a mistake will be punished. I won't target you in particular. I will punish you because so far you are the only one who is lawless and abuses the instructor at will. Well, don't force me, let's jump frog."

Leapfrog requires people to squat down first, and then use their legs to bounce up. It is not impossible for four-legged animals. However, Lu Ji's legs are really short...

Under the coercion of the instructor, Lu Ji humiliated and tried to squat down. As a result, before his legs were fully bent, his buttocks hit the ground first.

Lu Ji jumped up in an instant, yelling at the instructor with red eyes, and was caught and punished by the instructor again, so he didn't cry on the spot.

After a whole morning of training, everyone was very tired, and rushed to the cafeteria as soon as the lunch break came. The cafeteria was designed for human figures, and there was a clear rule that students in beast forms were not allowed to eat in order to prevent disturbing the dining order.It was too far to go back to the dormitory, and Lu Ji also forgot to bring nutrition supplements to go out in the morning, which meant that he had no lunch and was going to be hungry.

Lu Ji didn't leave the training ground too far. He sneaked into the green belt and cried for a while. Anyway, he was small and no one could see him.

Why does the bastard instructor always bully it, why can’t all the students care and love it like De Rossi, why its animal shape should be so petite, it should be as big as a big monster in cartoons, and stepping on tall buildings is like It's like pushing down a piece of paper, trample to death whoever doesn't like it, the first one to be trampled to death is that bastard instructor, and the pervert who ate his cake, it will become the king of this world and raise a lot of people Younger brother, when the time comes, I will reluctantly appoint De Rossi as the leader of the younger brothers. Although he is not smart enough, he is loyal enough and barely qualified as a younger brother. After all, he can't ask too much of the younger brother.

Lu Ji was so lustful that he couldn't stop at all, until a big hand suddenly inserted into its armpit and lifted it up. Just as Lu Ji was about to attack with indiscriminate language, his nose smelled the scent of freshly baked small cakes first.Lu Ji shrugged his nose and swallowed involuntarily.

Lu Ji is very hungry, but he will not eat other people’s food casually (what if he is caught), his eyes rolled around a few times, he grabbed the cake and ran to the ground, but was caught by the tail , so that it bites the small cake and howls.

The visitor sighed with interest: "I gave you something to eat out of kindness, but you want to run away after snatching it. What a little white-eyed wolf, but I'm not surprised at all."

Lu Ji took the time to swallow the small cake in several mouthfuls, stretching his neck out of choking. After swallowing the last bite, he felt more relieved, and quickly slowed down his chewing speed, trying to make the sweet taste of the small cake stay in his mouth for a longer time.

With a full stomach, Lu Ji had enough time to raise his neck to look at the person who caught it. It turned out to be the tallest boy (fog) besides him. Looking at it closely, the boy's face is even more amazing, with deep and perfect facial contours, even if it is just Ordinary eyebrows and eyes will shine when they are embedded, not to mention that his facial features are all exquisite and beautiful, creating a beautiful and unforgettable face.Fortunately, he has a cold and proud temperament, if he is softer, he will definitely make people feel feminine.

It was the boy who Lu Ji had secretly thought "it would be nice if it was a mother".

The boy is holding Lu Ji with one hand. Although Lu Ji is gray, his hair is fluffy and soft, his big eyes are full of water, and his agility is indescribable. Just looking at him (staring) quietly like this is also exciting .

The boy's expression gradually softened, and he said to Lu Ji: "You still..." Before he could say the words, his hands felt warm.

—Luggie pissed on his hand.

The boy was stunned for a moment, and it took several seconds to react. He took a deep breath, resisted the urge to pinch Lu Ji to death, and said word by word: "Did you pee?"

Lu Ji was also stunned. Hearing the boy's question, he struggled desperately, and became angry from embarrassment: "You only peed when you peed! You pervert, who told you to press my stomach! I'm going to kill you!"

How familiar and what a deterrent threat, if the scene were changed, the boy would definitely feel nostalgic, but now, he just wants to explode.

Lu Ji was the first to beat him up, and said in disgust: "You pervert, let me down quickly! Your hands are full of urine, don't grab me!"

The boy took a deep breath and said, "Didn't you pee?"

Lu Ji was so ashamed and angry that he was about to faint, he jumped up and down and said, "If you hadn't pressed my stomach, how could I... You forget about it! Nothing happened just now!"

Next, whenever the boy wanted to speak, Lu Ji interrupted him in shame and indignation, as if peeing in the boy's hand just now was a lifelong shame, and even just mentioning it would make him faint with shame.

The boy was about to get angry, but the culprit was more emotional than him, and he looked remorseful, which made him so angry that he couldn't get angry.He stared fixedly at the little hairball struggling in his hand, then picked it up by the back of the neck, and strode to the bathroom.

The boy threw Lu Ji into one of the sinks, turned on the faucet and slammed his head and face. Lu Ji was so stunned that he squatted in the sink with his eyes wide open and stared blankly at him with his ears open. Boys wash their hands in another sink.

"Wash it yourself, if you can't clean it, I'll shave off your pee-stained hair."

Lu Ji jumped up excitedly: "You pervert! Who are you! I have the final say on whether to shave my hair or not! Stop here and meddle in other people's business!"

Before Lu Ji finished speaking, the boy sprayed a large amount of hand sanitizer on it, and his big hands moved over to wash it lightly and gently. Comfortable, but also feel that there is no resistance, let the boy's dignity be damaged, and symbolically scold a few perverts, which proves that he did not enjoy it very much.

The boy bathed Lu Ji and dried him.

Lu Ji raised his paw and smelled it, and found that he was fragrant, very satisfied, and finally asked alms: "What's your name?"

The boy paused, glanced at it, and said indifferently, "I won't tell you." After saying that, he turned and left.

Lu Ji stood on the sink, sticking out his tongue at his back, humming a little tune happily because of the successful manipulation just now.Not everyone can bully it, but with its intelligence, it can also bully others.

When the boy's back disappeared, Lu Ji turned around and looked in the mirror. Well, she is beautiful just after taking a shower. Whether it is the smoothness of the hair or the fluffiness, it is just right and impeccable. I am afraid that there is no comparison in the entire Tata Star. It's a more beautiful beast.When Lu Ji saw the side view, he found that the hair on his ears was a little less, and his complexion changed drastically. He fiddled with the mirror for a long time. Whenever someone came in, he pretended to wash his paws carelessly.

Lu Ji was punished poorly in the morning, and the instructor didn't make it difficult for him in the afternoon. He turned a blind eye to some trainings that were not as good as others.

Lu Ji hates aligning left and right the most!

Others just need to align their toes. If it aligns its toes, its head will protrude outside the team. If its head is aligned with other people's calves, its four legs will protrude outside.And the instructor kept saying that it was so annoying to look at the back of the previous person's head, Lu Ji could only see the heels of the previous person...

Crawling forward is also very annoying. Others bend their elbows and use their knees to move forward handsomely. Its front legs stick directly to the ground as soon as it bends, looking like a ball moving forward without rolling.When it was ranked first, none of the students behind could complete the movement, because the abdominal muscles were almost cracked, and there was no strength to crawl forward.

Of course, what Lu Ji is most afraid of is running. The damn instructor, he always makes him the first one. For others, this is easy running, but for him, it is like escaping in a big earthquake. If it is accidentally stepped on by the classmates behind it, it is estimated that even its intestines will be stepped on.It didn't dare to yell at the instructor, so it always yelled at the students behind it: "Run so fast to rush to reincarnate!" Since there were still pitiful tears in its eyes, the students reluctantly endured it.