boycott youth

The final destination of the high song was decided by the boss himself. It was very unkind. He chose the "same song" four stations away from the company. According to Liao Min's personal excuse, the reason was: I There are coupons.

Therefore, in the gap between everyone's drinking, Liao Daniu was inevitably strangled by a group of siege lions on the grounds of "knocking the door".

"You guys know that there is a quota for building reimbursement, and HR should show embarrassment when it's too much. Isn't this because our department can get more nosebleeds?" Liao Min frantically confessed.

"Then you said it was your bloodletting~~~" All the soldiers once again slapped them heavily, and the flower-level test girl did not forget to touch them in the dark. Who made our boss grow up? Peach Blossom Hibiscus Noodles looks good~~ In private, I have long been eager to hook up with you.

Seeing that everyone was going crazy, Lu Xiaochuan took advantage of no one's attention, sneaked out of the big karaoke hall along the corner, and ran all the way to the square to enjoy the cold wind.He really couldn't stay in a crowded place any longer. The woman's breasts, the man's butt, and the body odor in the confined space made him unable to control himself. Panting heavily, he hurriedly fumbled out from his back pocket. A piece of neatly folded restaurant paper was sent under the nose and took a few deep breaths.Getting better, he collapsed on the railing and touched his forehead.The aroma of marjoram went straight to the brain along the nostrils, and the horrifying impulse that hit the limbs slowly calmed down. His thinking was chaotic and a little drowsy. However, he thought: I am finally normal.

"Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick..." In the deadly silence!The Xiaomi mobile phone opened its voice and began to sing loudly, and each song was louder than the previous one. Lu Xiaochuan remembered Lei Jun’s commentary at the new product launch conference, "The ringtone will be automatically amplified if the phone is not answered within 30 seconds." "You are so caring~~~" he thought subconsciously.

"Hey, Xiao Chuan? I just saw you posting my WeChat, why are you seeing everyone calling? Stop talking in WeChat, and describe Descriptive Syndrome to me directly on the phone." His best friend and psychiatrist was on the other end of the phone Hua Shao.

"It's just scanning a woman's chest, and seeing a man's little brother can feel it~~~" Xiao Chuan replied with a long face, "I'm almost dying of worry, the problem is getting worse, I can't even look at people now Don’t dare, because I’m afraid that if one doesn’t catch it, it will directly pounce on it.”

"Didn't I tell you to smell marjoram essential oil?"

"Why don't you bring it with you, but you can't smell it all the time~~~ I checked Baidu Encyclopedia, and it said that hearing too much will make you depressed."

"Hey, that's why I told you that you have to do it. Is there a sequelae to being pure-hearted and ascetic? Can human nature be suppressed casually? You have already reconciled your yang and yang since you have followed my young master."

"It's all so hard, you still have time to make fun of me?"

"I mean, you're not worth the loss for a daughter-in-law who can't even see her. Have you read Sex and the City? That's the sex life in a modern city."

"Hua Shao, let me tell you carefully, from the perspective of your psychology major, do you think I am really bisexual?"

"Stop talking nonsense. With your symptoms, you still can't determine your sexual orientation. Find someone to do it properly, and you will be normal."

"I'm worried~~~ In my last company, I was just worried about my state. I resigned and took a break. I didn't expect to be like this when I entered a new company. How can I still go to work?"

"There is no other way, find someone to do it!" Hua Shao on the opposite side replied mercilessly, "I don't know if doing it once is enough..."

Xiao Chuan walked back with his face drooping, and was bombarded by his buddies. A swarm of bees buzzed in his head, and the effect of marjoram's emotional paralysis was still active, and his mood suddenly fell to the bottom.

Dejectedly, he kicked open the door of the private room, and two female colleagues rushed forward.

what's the situation?Lu Xiaochuan said in surprise.

"It can be counted as a sober one. I just found a group of waiters and walked away. You can help the last few!" Xiaochuan glanced down and was startled. Emma~Liao Min and the others The male colleagues are shirtless and stacked upside down, brushing a row of sausages.He turned to the side frightenedly, and spied on the military situation with two witnesses, "This... how can I drink it like Brother N?"

No, the female compatriots are impatient for the live broadcast. "Don't mention how scary it is, Mr. Liao stripped off his clothes and shouted hot, jumped on the table and danced hotly, and even dragged a few drunks crazy~... If you hear it, just listen to it~~~ lest the leader find out the embarrassment , fortunately, he didn't start drinking until a lot of people went home, otherwise it would be bad news, anyway, let's get them out first, so that we can call a car to take them home!"

The three hurriedly carried several big men out of the hall, and the drunks began to wake up one after another. The waiter helped to call a taxi, and the female compatriots left by car. Xiao Chuan stayed to look at the stall. When the old Liao Min was with him, Liao Min made a constructive proposal.

"Don't you know how to drive? You can drive me off. At worst, I don't need a car on Monday. You can come to the company and pay me back." Liao Min said to Xiao Chuan, holding his forehead.

"This..." Lu Xiaochuan hesitated a little.

"Why hesitate, not confident in your driving skills?" Liao Min teased.

"Then... let's do it like this~~~" Xiao Chuan said, thinking, "It's not that I'm worried about my driving skills, but that I'm alone and widowed in the same car. In my current state, will I be unable to control you? ah?"

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