Mo Shang Yu Han

Lu Shangqing didn't know how he became a favorite, able to attract Su Yunge to stay by his side every step of the way.If Lu Shangqing used to think that Su Yunge was a dog's leg, and this kind of "intimate" behavior made him feel a bit cheap at most, then Lu Shangqing now thinks that this guy is a cheap and crazy dog's leg.

Right now, the two of them are taking physical education class on the playground. The so-called physical education class is nothing more than running around the playground twice, and then playing their own things.Lu Shangqing was sitting on the lawn bored and bored, but Su Yunge posted it with a smile all the way.

Lu Shangqing: "..."

... No, this person is a dog skin plaster?

Su Yunge sat down next to Lu Shangqing very blindly, pulled a few pieces of plastic grass to play with in his hand, and asked with a smile, "Where did you go to school before you transferred here?"

Lu Shangqing: "It's also here."

"..." Su Yunge, "Then why did you become a transfer student?"

Lu Shang glanced at him lightly, and saw the coquettish smile on his face, and immediately got goosebumps all over his body, wishing to dig out his dog eyes and wash them, so he closed his eyes, lowered his head and adjusted his glasses.When Su Yunge thought he would not answer again, Lu Shangqing said lightly: "I dropped out of school three years ago."

So Su Yunge smiled even brighter: "It's great! I also dropped out of school." After finishing speaking, he folded his hands behind his head and lay down on the spot, feeling quite contentedly: "We really are together humanoid."

Lu Shangqing: "Because my family couldn't afford it, I went to work for three years and earned enough money to continue my education. Why did you drop out?"

Su Yunge: "That year when I looked in the mirror, I saw that my face was black, and the fortune teller said that if I didn't drop out of school and rest, there would be bloodshed."

Lu Shangqing remained silent. It was fair that he told nonsense first, and the other party responded with nonsense.

Su Yunge stretched out his hand to tug on Lu Shangqing's clothes, and said with a smile, "Hey, you lie down too."

Lu Shangqing put his left hand behind his head and lay down on his back.Looking at the cloudless blue sky, Lu Shangqing thought: "The earth is as high as the sky."

"Remember the long distance of heaven and earth," Su Yunge said suddenly, "This hatred will last forever."

What else can Lu Shangqing say?I had no choice but to cast a look of admiration, and sincerely admired: "You are indeed a rare commodity to live in."

Su Yunge smiled even brighter: "Do you know who wrote this?"

The son of Chen Ziang and Bai Juyi?This is too rotten, not good, not good.

Seeing that Lu Shangqing was indifferent and speechless, Su Yunge looked "I don't worry if you don't know", and said cheerfully, "This is Du Fu's poem."

Lu Shangqing admired this guy and looked at him adoringly.

Su Yunge then launched a science popularization on Lu Shangqing: "Du Fu, do you know that Du Fu is a poet of the Tang Dynasty."

...Fortunately, there is still help.

Before Lu Shangqing breathed a sigh of relief, he heard this guy narrate: "Du Fu, whose name is Taibai, is called Leshan Layman, and is known as Mr. Wuliu. His most famous work is "The Case of Guillotine Beauty."

... Lu Shangqing had no choice but to adjust his glasses in silence.

Su Yunge smiled happily, and continued to popularize science: "The Case of Guillotine Beauty tells the story of Qin Xianglian and Ximen Qing. The book says that Qin Xianglian is charming and charming, and there is a line that's every time she makes up, she is jealous of Qiu Niang", which shows that she is not just a good bird. .”

... Lu Shangqing thinks it's good to be a deaf person.

Su Yunge talked to himself, "Qin Xianglian and Ximen Qing have a son named Ximen Chuuxue. He has been smart since he was a child, and he knows the world well. Ximen Qing likes him very much. Ximen Qing is a failed scholar who runs a private school. Taking in a bunch of students and not going home all day long, Qin Xianglian fell in love with a man named Chen Shimei at the door. One day Ximen Qing accidentally caught them in bed, and in a fit of rage, she They killed Chen Shimei, hacked Qin Xianglian to death, and then tried to kill Ximen Chuuxue, but Ximen Chuuxue killed him instead."

Lu Shangqing looked at the blue sky, as if he didn't hear a word, Su Yunge was not annoyed, and asked with a smile: "Do you know how Ximen Chuuxue killed Ximen Qing?"

Lu Shangqing turned his head to look at Su Yunge, and only heard him say: "Ximen Chuuxue was slashed by Ximen Qing first, and then fell down on the spot and pretended to be dead. Ximen Qing thought he was really dead, so he threw the knife away. Ximen Chuuxue took advantage of Ximen When Qing turned around, he quietly picked up the knife, then jumped up and chopped Ximen Qing's neck. Ximen Qing's neck was hard, and Ximen Chuuxue used all his strength to not cut it off. Half of it was still connected to the body and head, Ximen Chuuxue was spattered all over by the spurted blood, and he became a blood man at that time. He watched Ximen Qing on the ground twitching until he was completely dead before throwing it away. He picked up the knife and went out to escape."

Su Yunge was as if he was in the scene, his words were full of flesh and blood, his face was radiant, and he had the potential of a storyteller.

Lu Shangqing listened indifferently without saying a word.Su Yunge finally said that he was tired, and lay down contentedly next to Lu Shangqing, looking at the unreachable blue sky with a smile on his lips.

After a long while, Lu Shangqing sighed silently, his voice was barely audible: "Forget it, let's just let it go."

Su Yunge's smile froze instantly, and he turned his head to look at Lu Shangqing, only to see a face with eyes closed and rested, shining a little dazzlingly in the sunlight.Su Yunge chuckled lightly: "Why do I have to mourn?"

Lu Shangqing: "..."

... How could it be possible to say those details casually?Lu Shangqing closed his eyes and stopped talking, and Su Yunge also felt bored, so he finally stopped entangled in this topic.