Mo Shang Yu Han

Due to the hot weather, the dinner Xu Yueming prepared was porridge with clear vegetables, which was both refreshing and nutritious. There was also chilled mung bean paste for dessert, all of which were meticulous and thoughtful.But Yinhu stood at the dining table and stared silently for a long time before saying softly: "It's not delicious, I won't eat it."

This sentence was like a thunderbolt from the blue sky. Xu Yueming was hit directly by all kinds of meat and vegetables. He was stunned for a long time before he recovered, and asked carefully: "Then...then what do you want to eat?"

As soon as Yinhu turned around, he went back to the bedroom and said flatly: "I don't want to eat."

Xu Yueming looked at the person walking away in a daze, feeling quite unlucky, he quickly dropped the spoon in his hand and went into the bedroom, coaxing him and asked, "What do you want to eat? I'll make it for you again. It's okay, it's still early. Otherwise, you will be hungry at night."

Yinhu said casually: "I've never seen anyone drinking with porridge."

Xu Yueming suddenly realized, and quickly coaxed: "Then I'll go buy some snacks, you wait for me at home." Then he took off his apron and ran to buy some meat in a hurry, and quickly fried, steamed, boiled, and cooked. Several plates of meat dishes.

Yinhu came to the restaurant smelling the smell, Xu Yueming was putting the last dish on the table, when he saw someone coming, he hurriedly asked, "Are these okay?"

Yinhu picked up a piece of sauce elbow with chopsticks, checked the color before putting it in his mouth, opened a bottle of wine, took a sip, and said with dignity: "Not bad."

Xu Yueming's hanging heart finally let go, and couldn't help laughing: "It's not good to be picky eaters. It's a big night, let's eat more light food."

Silver Fox shook the wine bottle leisurely and said: "No meat, no joy."

Xu Yueming shook his head helplessly, and persuaded patiently: "This is not good for your health."

Silver Fox's physical fitness may be unimaginable to ordinary people. This is the first time he has heard people say that, so he immediately asked with great interest: "Why not?"

Xu Yueming said seriously: "It's not good for the stomach, it's not good for the digestive system, and it will also burden the liver, gallbladder and heart."

Silver Fox picked up a piece of meat and threw it into his mouth, watched the man chew and swallow it, and then took another sip of wine before saying: "No."

Xu Yueming was speechless immediately, and made up his mind that even if this person makes trouble again, he will not cook so many meat dishes.

Silver Fox avoided the green vegetables and swept across the table, and the bottle of wine quickly ran out.Under Xu Yueming's constant persuasion, Yinhu swallowed a few mouthfuls of porridge patiently, and the dinner was over.

Xu Yueming cleaned up the dishes and was about to wash up, but just as he came out of the kitchen, he saw that the man had opened another bottle of wine. He was so angry that his scalp exploded, and he rushed over to grab it and scolded with a straight face, "How many bottles are there?" ? Why are you so disobedient?!"

If Yinhu didn't want people to snatch the wine away, it would be easy, but he just wanted to see how this man exploded, and thought it was fun, so Yinhu said "very aggrieved", "But I want to drink."

As expected, Xu Yueming became furious, and began to preach, giving full play to the expertise of the people's teacher, and added at the end: "Can you remember?"

Yinhu nodded, looking like a good baby: "Yes."

Xu Yueming sighed helplessly, only feeling that he could not stop worrying about this person, as if something would go wrong if he wasn't paying attention.Xu Yueming didn't dare to put the wine in the living room anymore, so he had to move to his bedroom, and then came out and announced to others: "Drink one bottle for three days, this is the limit. If you drink it up on the first day, then the remaining two God is not allowed to drink."

Yinhu thought it was fun for this person to blow his hair, but he never thought that it would be related to the issue of drinking, so he immediately bargained: "Then I won't live with you."

Xu Yueming choked instantly, so he had no choice but to give in, and said, "One bottle every two days."

Silver Fox shook his head slowly.

Xu Yueming gritted his teeth and said, "One bottle a day and a half, this is the limit!"

Silver Fox thought about it and thought it was okay, so he nodded and said, "Okay."

In this way, the two established the first "family rule" since they lived together.

The wine was taken away, and Yinhu had no choice but to go back to the bedroom in an embarrassing manner. Seeing the lonely back of the man, Xu Yueming couldn't bear to follow him, and coaxed in a good voice: "Wine, it's not water, just drink it to make you feel better." , Drinking too much hurts your body."

But Yinhu acted as if he didn't hear it, and leaned against the head of the bed with his eyes closed and rested for no reason.

Xu Yueming stood there tangled for a while, and finally turned around and left the bedroom. When he came back again, he had a bottle of wine in his hand and a wine glass.After putting the things on the bedside table, Xu Yueming shook his arm.

Silver Fox opened his eyes, looked at the person indifferently, and said nothing.

Xu Yueming said helplessly: "Okay, but this is the last bottle. Starting tomorrow, I can't drink like this again." Then he poured out a glass and handed it over.

Yinhu took the wine glass, but just looked at it without drinking, and said to people after a long while: "Go and get another glass."

Xu Yueming went to get another wine glass, and asked for no reason: "Why do you need two?"

Yinhu smiled softly, stretched out his hand to fill up the second glass, and then handed it to someone and said, "Bring me a glass of wine."

Xu Yueming's face turned red like Guan Gong, and he took the wine glass incoherently: "I, I...wine...it...I..."

Silver Fox chuckled and said, "Why, you don't want to?"

Xu Yueming immediately shook his head like a rattle: "No, no, no! I am willing, I am willing, I am willing!"

Silver Fox stretched his hand around the man's arm and said with a soft smile, "This is the toasting ceremony in my hometown."

Xu Yueming smiled with a blushing face, and drank it down with the others.

Seeing the happy look on the person's face, Yinhu filled two more glasses, handed them over and said with a soft smile, "Three glasses are the most solemn."

Xu Yueming couldn't help joking: "Why don't you say that drinking a bottle is the most solemn thing?"

Yinhu shook his head and said, "No, three cups is three cups. I'm telling the truth."

Xu Yueming drank another glass with someone, filled the glass before laughing: "Don't you still say that you are a fox who has been transformed into a human for a thousand years? You also say that you will become a fairy after you pass the calamity."

Silver Fox nodded and smiled, "Exactly."

Xu Yueming scoffed and said, "How to overcome the catastrophe? Or 'Buddha's saying can't be said'?"

Silver Fox shook his head, and said with a soft smile: "It's already passed the tribulation."

Xu Yueming teased and asked, "Then you are a god now?"

Silver Fox smiled and said, "Aren't I your male god?"

Xu Yueming blushed, drank another cup with others, lowered his head and laughed foolishly for a while, only to realize that he was top-heavy and light-footed.Drunk like a mountain, Xu Yueming's feet softened and he fell into the arms of the person, feeling that he couldn't exert any strength in his whole body.

Silver Fox helped him onto the bed, and said with a soft smile, "If you don't get drunk, everyone gets drunk, is that the truth?"

But Xu Yueming couldn't hear what the man was talking about. He just felt dizzy, and the burning sensation in his stomach quickly swept through his whole body. He fumbled and unbuttoned all the buttons before he felt a little better. He closed his eyes and frowned. He kept panting.

Seeing people take off their clothes as if in love, fair skin flushed face, two spots of cherry red on the undulating chest, non-stop breathing (harmony) coupled with occasional moaning (harmony), silver Fox couldn't help admiring: "What a picture...a picture of Spring (harmony) Palace (harmony)."

Silver Fox simply sat on the side and drank a little wine with a sense of humanity (harmony), until the person fell asleep, and the bottle of wine didn't bottom out.Yinhu got up to wash up, and then slept in Xu Yueming's bedroom overnight.

As soon as it was daylight, Xu Yueming woke up slowly. Looking at his disheveled appearance, he suddenly remembered what happened last night. He found that although he had a headache, he didn't feel anything where it shouldn't hurt. He walked out of the bedroom gently. , Seeing that Yinhu was sleeping in his room, he couldn't help admiring in his heart: "Sit in your arms without messing up, you are a gentleman."