Daddy, he always tricks

"I want a porridge with preserved eggs and lean meat. Cook it longer, with more preserved eggs and less meat, and don't sprinkle chopped green onions!"

In a food stall on the side of the road, Mr. Zhang said to the waiter.

They just ordered a small cup of porridge with preserved eggs and lean meat, a plate of cucumbers, and a grilled saury.The porridge with preserved egg and lean meat is the lowest price among all the porridges in the store, and the cucumber and saury are not expensive, probably because the children are embarrassed to spend their money.

"Don't be polite to me. I usually procrastinate after class and occupy the studio, which prevents you from getting off work on time. I should ask you to apologize for this meal." Yang Hanzhi said very sincerely.

This man really can't open the pot and lift the pot.

"..." Teacher Zhang stared at Yang Hanzhi with wide eyes. After a while, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he suddenly turned around and waved, "Boss, let's have two more fat cows, one hand squid, and one plate of beef... oh yes yes Yes, serve the most expensive wine in your store!"

The little teacher gritted his teeth as if he was being bullied.

Especially fun.

Yang Hanzhi laughed softly: "Hehe, Mr. Zhang, you are young and energetic. By the way, Mr. Zhang, you haven't asked your name yet."

The little teacher was stunned for a moment, and his eyes slowly widened.He didn't seem to have recovered, and murmured in a daze: "You...your voice is like a person I like...like."

"Huh?" Yang Hanzhi didn't quite understand.

"Ahem," Teacher Xiao Zhang finally came to his senses, "My name is Zhang Qihe. When my parents gave birth to me, they wanted to pray for a harmonious and happy life in my life, so they named me this."

Very nice wish.Yang Hanzhi was a little envious.

However, in the next few days after Yang Han came, he was sure that he should have offended this teacher.Because Zhang Qihe always likes to ask him to get up to answer questions in class these two days.When this group of people was in the human body class, Teacher Xiao Zhang directly invited Yang Hanzhi to the podium.

Zhang Qihe gestured at him with a ruler while attending class and said: "As you can see, Yang Hanzhi has a standard eight-headed body. Yes, and his arms, according to the general proportions of the human body..."

Yang Hanzhi looked intently at the twelve people behind the drawing board under the podium.These guys were amateurs, not like the art school kids at school.However, at this moment, all twelve people turned their attention to Yang Hanzhi, and Yang Hanzhi felt that he was just a guinea pig being watched.

After Zhang Qihe talked about the proportions of the human body, he began to introduce the muscles of the human body, as well as the six-pack abdominal muscles of men.

Someone made a joke about Yang Hanzhi in class: "Teacher, we can't imagine how you explain it like this. Why don't you let Yang Hanzhi take off his clothes and let us see his muscles!"

The whole class laughed.

Zhang Qihe held back his laughter, but he pretended to be calm, coughed, and said, "Student, why are you in a hurry? We will draw human bodies next month. I guarantee that you will see Yang Hanzhi's nude body in the future. !"

Yang Hanzhi: "..."

After school, Yang Hanzhi blocked Zhang Qihe in the classroom with a dark face.The others had long since left, and the entire teaching building was filled with darkness. Only a light was still on in the classroom in the middle of the third floor, and the light was not bright.

Teacher Xiao Zhang didn't realize that he was in danger at all, and when he saw that Yang Hanzhi hadn't left, his face turned black.He was unable to support his forehead, and sighed: "Student Yang Hanzhi, please help the school save electricity, okay? Go home early, let me beg you, okay?!"

Yang Hanzhi approached Zhang Qihe with a smirk, unbuttoned him, and took off his coat.

Yang Hanzhi opened the third button of the shirt with his slender and well-articulated fingers, and the slightly opened neckline revealed the strong and healthy muscles under the shirt, and the strong adult male hormone breath rushed to his face.

Zhang Qihe's face turned red suddenly, and he bluffed, "Yang Hanzhi, you want to play a hooligan, huh?"

"Don't you want to see my muscles? Didn't you smile the happiest in class today?" Yang Hanzhi must take revenge.

"Muscles?" Zhang Qihe's eyes lit up, "Oh, student Yang Hanzhi, you have a very high level of ideological awareness, so quickly take off your clothes and let me see if you have six pack abs, eight pack, or nine pack abs , ninety-nine return to one!"

Yang Hanzhi: "..."

Why do I suddenly feel that I am the one being molested instead of the one molesting others?

What's the deal with a brat!

Yang Hanzhi didn't sing anymore, so he picked up his clothes and put them on.He pulled up a chair, sat down, and asked.

"I said, Zhang Qi and the kids, are you a funny guy from Monkey Planet?"

"I don't accept verbal attacks." Zhang Qihe also sat down, "Because I can't compete with others in terms of IQ, and I can't compete with others in terms of force. In the end, I can only attack with words like a defeated rooster. It looks very ugly. .”

Yang Hanzhi has been out of the society for so many years, and his skills are not for bragging.He retorted: "Well, I really can't beat you. If I'm stronger than a hooligan, what am I?"

"It's as if it wasn't you who was going to undress in front of me just now!"

"That's also because you YY my little abs when you were in class!"

"..."

Yang Han lowered his head to pack his things. He put pencils and erasers into the box, then drawing paper and drawing clips.While he was packing his things, Zhang Qihe leaned over and squatted aside to watch.

Out of the corner of Yang Hanzhi's eyes, he caught a glimpse of a round head, and Zhang Qihe's soft black hair was attached to his fair neck obediently.Zhang Qihe looks very thin, and the T-shirt looks loose when worn on his body. From the slightly open neckline, two raised butterfly bones and a small piece of skin sunken in the middle can be seen.

Under the light, the skin reflects a layer of soft light, which looks smooth and smooth, as if it has never experienced the vicissitudes and ups and downs of society.

It's very emotional.

Yang Hanzhi said that this is too fucking tempting, and he suddenly had the urge to kiss.But Yang Hanzhi gasped and restrained himself.

Zhang Qihe raised his head belatedly, his eyes were moist and innocent, like a cat.If there were two cat ears, the tips of the small ears would probably move a few times.

Yang Hanzhi looked away in embarrassment, picked up the portfolio, picked up the tools, and walked out calmly.

Zhang Qihe blinked, followed quickly, and said flatteringly: "Student Yang Hanzhi, I found out that there is a new barbecue stall near our school. I invite you to have a late-night snack. How about it?"

Yang Hanzhi turned around: "I invite you."

Yang Hanzhi knew that the child was still a student in a nearby school, and he came to this training institution to work as a part-time teacher every night after school.Taking classes during the day and working part-time at night, and working part-time in a training institution, the daily salary is not as good as the one-day manuscript fee when he did not update.He reckoned that this little brat had a hard life.

However, Zhang Qihe refused and said, "No! I have to pay for this meal! I'm under a lot of pressure to keep asking you to pay!" Zhang Qihe looked conflicted.

Yang Hanzhi understood that the other party was planning to pay back the money for the last meal.

This is really rare.

Anyway, Zhang Qihe had nothing to do when he went back, so he had a supper with Zhang Qihe.

They came to a commercial plaza outside a nearby university, and an abandoned bicycle lane next to it was full of various small stalls.The little girls crowded in groups in front of the stalls, and there were small table lamps and private electric lights everywhere.The barbecue booth at the other end was billowing with smoke, filled with a strong smell of barbecue and smoke.There are milk tea, octopus balls, finger cakes, New Orleans grilled wings, sushi...

When Yang Hanzhi was still in school, he would often eat barbecue and drink with his buddies here.After graduating, I seldom come back. Even when we meet, I choose a small restaurant that looks relatively clean and upscale.Up to now, class reunions are held in star-rated hotels.After leaving the society, more and more people like to pretend to be aggressive.

Zhang Qihe took Yang Hanzhi to a newly opened barbecue stall and sat down.The proprietress enthusiastically cleared the table for them, but the ground was dark, so Yang Hanzhi found a chair silently, and put the portfolio and tools on the chair.

They ordered fat beef, mutton, saury, oysters, and leeks.Zhang Qihe enthusiastically ordered a beer.

Zhang Qihe bit open the beer bottle with his teeth, filled two glasses of beer in disposable paper cups, and placed them on the table.Yang Hanzhi took one of the cups to him with kindness.

Zhang Qihe raised his glass: "Come on! Congratulations on the end of my miserable days!"

Yang Han was puzzled: "Huh?"

"Oh, it's just that I don't need to be a substitute from tomorrow! My senior is back!"

"..." Yang Hanzhi suddenly felt a little disappointed, he couldn't tell, probably because he was a little regretful that he couldn't see the children funny every day from now on.

But every moment of life, I am preparing to say goodbye to someone who passes by my life.Yang Hanzhi should have gotten used to it.

After all, Yang Hanzhi was very experienced, he was just a little startled, and he raised his glass to congratulate Zhang Qihe: "Well, congratulations on Liberation! Xiao Zhang will no longer have to work overtime with me every day!"

"Hahaha! Big joy!"

The two had a drink.

After a while, the barbecue was put on the table by the proprietress one by one.Zhang Qihe gave Yang Hanzhi a bunch of fat beef, and then ate it himself.While eating, he said, "Student Yang, your voice is really similar to someone I like!"

Yang Hanzhi raised his eyebrows.

Zhang Qihe continued: "You don't know, I have liked him for many years! I just talked to him recently, and I am so excited every day! But when it comes to Qiuqiu, I don't know what to say. What to say, if you say too much, you may affect his work, if you don't say it, you are afraid that he will not remember me!"

"Well, bless love." Yang Hanzhi felt a little uncomfortable, and said, "Be brave and confess your love, young man."

"Blessings! Young master, I have already confessed my love!" Zhang Qihe curled his lips, "However, there are too many people who have confessed, and the male god is not at ease! I have too many rivals in love, and I can't afford to hurt them!"

Yang Hanzhi: "..."

The post-90s world... really!

The corner of Yang Hanzhi's mouth twitched and asked: "Is your male god a certain well-known Internet celebrity?"

"..." Zhang Qihe said, "Yeah, maybe."

Yang Hanzhi: "..."

He wanted to get up and leave immediately.

Generally, those who can directly communicate and interact with ordinary fans are some big names in the Internet circle.In reality, celebrities generally don't directly manage fans. Even for autographed records sold online, 90.00% of them are ghostwritten by assistants.Since Zhang Qihe could hear his big voice with his own ears, he probably heard it on YY. Yang Hanzhi guessed that Mr. Zhang's male god is more likely to be a master of online games.

So Zhang Qihe's confession and the confession he understood have completely different meanings!

"Don't make such an expression, okay?!" Zhang Qihe felt a little guilty, "What's wrong with my rivals in love, sooner or later my male god will only belong to me haha!"

"Have you met your male god?"

Zhang Qihe: "..."

"You know that the elders in the Internet circle are generally very shabby-looking. Wouldn't it be better to look at them than to look at me?"

Zhang Qihe: "..."

"The Internet is beautiful, but the reality is very skinny, young man!" Yang Hanzhi persuaded earnestly.

"Yang Hanzhi, goodbye!"