[Tree Hole] I always think about how to break my enemy

"Xu Shangchi! You will be beaten if you do this, let me tell you!"

Pretending not to hear his roommate's gnashing of teeth, Xu Shangchi took back his phone and stopped the music, and said innocently, "As a qualified and good roommate, I'm afraid that you will be late for class!"

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Xu Shangchi's appearance is particularly advantageous for pretending to be innocent. It is not an exaggeration to describe him as picturesque. It is reasonable that he should have left the singles after so many years of university. Unfortunately, his height of 1.7 meters is matched with the small body of a weak homeboy. In addition, he is always expressionless to people he doesn't know well, and he doesn't take the initiative to speak out. Apart from having meals in class, he usually plays games in the dormitory, which makes him the "flower of Gaoling" in the eyes of many people. "It can be seen from a distance but not played with. It has been four years now, and the only person in the school who knows his true face is Han Kai.

In fact, Xu Shangchi was really wronged. Is it his fault that he was afraid of being slow?Obviously, as long as someone takes the first step of becoming friends with him, he can complete the remaining 99 steps by himself, but because no one dares to take the first step, most of them will die at the starting point...

For example, a virtuous and gentle girl holding her own baked desserts, mustered up the courage to stop Xu Shangchi on the way back to the dormitory.

"That...that..."

Under Xu Shangchi's gaze, which seemed to have no warmth but was full of expectation, the girl's voice became lower and lower, and finally she couldn't hold on anymore, she turned around and ran away holding the dessert.

Leave Xu Shangchi standing where he is? ? ?

There is also a girl who is bold and unrestrained, she walked up to Xu Shangchi who was eating lunch, and slapped the table, "Your girlfriend fell, I found it and brought it back for you, do you want to take it home? "

"?" Xu Shangchi would always be distracted while eating, and suddenly he was so frightened that he dropped the spoon in his hand on the ground. Damn, if the spoon is broken, it will damage the school's property, and if the aunt in the cafeteria sees it, it will be punished If you scold me, you will lose money.

When he slowly picked up the spoon on the ground, observed carefully and found that it was intact, he breathed a sigh of relief and realized what the girl meant, it was already a few minutes later, and the girl had already left because of his indifference (the reaction arc was too long) Far.

Only one sentence was left, "Sure enough, it is recognized as the flower of Gaoling. I am a flowery girl standing in front of you. I might as well be a spoon." The other male students next to him looked at him with admiration.

No, girl, you misunderstood...Xu Shangchi wanted to explain but was too embarrassed to chase after him. In the end, under the eyes of everyone, he looked very calm and got up to wash the spoon, and continued to sit down to eat.

After such things happened several times, Xu Shangchi was cut off from the girls, and there were rumors that the flower of Gaoling might be a gay flower.

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Looking at the beautiful innocent face in front of him, Han Kai only felt that his life would be lost for several years at least. He wanted to use violence but was afraid of being beaten by girls in school. Did he know that although no one dared to confess in person now, but Xu Shangchi in those The girl is still the key object of love in her heart.

"You can gently call me up."

"I'm afraid you'll get up and beat up your roommate, I'm a fragile item."

If he didn't know Xu Shangchi's true face, Han Kai would have almost believed him.

After a morning of classes, and happily eating lunch, Xu Shangchi went back to the dormitory and boarded Jisan.

The poisonous brother of Saobao has red hair, a purple cloak fluttering in the wind on his back, and the big orange weapon in his hand is shining with special effects. One can tell at a glance that the owner of the account has a lot of krypton gold.

Taking advantage of the early time, Xu Shangchi entered the map he was going to command in today's small attack and defense, Luo Dao.

Half of Luo Dao now belongs to Haoqi, and half belongs to the villain. Xu Shangchi is the commander of Haoqi.

Basically, as long as Xu Shangchi directs the picture, the milk must be the most, Xu Shangchi thinks it is probably because of his nice voice.

The girls called him the five male gods on the surface, and privately called him the fried hair five who loves to die.

If Xu Shangchi visits the post bar of their server more, he will definitely see a cult called Qiwu, which is Chi Qi X Wuyin, and there are even Fanrenwen and Fanmanman.

In rare cases, the May [-]th Party will appear. Generally, it will be regarded as a cult when it first appears, and then it will be strangled in the cradle, because the pentagram is from top to bottom, from the inside to the outside, without any offensive temperament, and always likes the side Commanding, while teasing the villain, commanding Chi Qilai to make trouble, of course, in Xu Shangchi's view, this is not teasing, but provocation, and a declaration of war.

[Private chat] Wu Yin said to Chi Qi: Today, Luo Dao, you call Dad when you see this poisonous brother abuse you.

The message was sent within a few seconds, and it was sent back within seconds.

[Private Chat] Chi Qi said to Wu Yin: 1

Every time this happens, Xu Shangchi is very angry, can't you say a favor?It’s as if it’s a week’s pickling, and it’s like killing an extra letter.

This is the habit of the two of them. From the beginning when they were commanders, the two of them commanded on the same map every time. The day before each attack and defense, or during the day of the attack and defense, they would tell each other about today's map in advance.

So this is the reason why Xu Shangchi’s command, the map has a lot of milk, because they are all girls who come to see JQ, basically every time the two command the map, whether it is a villain or a hero, most of the map is milk, and the rest of the output Most of the sects are girls. In order to be able to watch JQ, many girls are hanging in the map very early, for fear that they will not be able to enter the map if it is too late, so every time the two of them attack and defend, the chat channel on the map is very harmonious. Sometimes the two camps are friendly while fighting and chatting.

Xu Shangchi doesn't like to swear in the game, sometimes he will take the blame when he loses in offense and defense, some people will come to chat with him in private, or some villains will come to chat with him in private when they lose, and he will basically ignore those who scold him personally, but Once his family is involved, he will definitely kill that person so hard that he doesn't want to play.

Except for Chi Qi on his list of enemies, everyone else was included for this reason. His temper is recognized as good, and it’s okay to joke casually, but his family is his bottom line. Besides, if he sees a man Swearing at girls with swear words will also teach him how to behave. This behavior has made many girls become his loyal fans.

Except for Chi Qi, most of the others on his enemy list were killed by him and never went online again.

If he was directing the attacker and defender to leave, he would frantically put a bounty on that person, until he couldn't secure his Battle Rank prestige, and would go offline in despair.

The most wicked thing is that every time Xu Shangchi puts a bounty on a person, Chi Qi will chase him and kill him with an arrow as if he is the focus.

For this reason, Xu Shangchi complained to his relatives and friends on Waiwai (voice software) many times.

"It feels like the last seven days have been very difficult..."

Confused relatives and friends, "Why do you say that?"

"Didn't you see that he wears the same school uniform every day and holds a small broken crossbow. If he cuts a snail and puts it in the crowd, he will definitely look like a studio!"

Everyone is silent... A few people who like to play PVE and play dungeons, I don't know if they should tell Wu Yin that they joined the same group a few times, and Chi Qishuang's mentality made a big orange weapon, which is the equipment of this shoot The P key is completely removed, and there is a flamboyant red rabbit horse.

It was also because Xu Shangchi had never seen Chi Qi's personal profile, and the two immediately started fighting when they met. In addition, in order to allow everyone to follow when attacking and defending, Chi Qi would change to a small broken horse, and kept a low profile. The orange weapon was replaced with a battle-level weapon.

Xu Shangchi paused for a few seconds, seeing that no one had expressed his thoughts, he felt more and more plausible what he said, and then said: "Look, every time I offer a reward, he is as excited as a two hundred and five and rushes to get it." Bounty, the majestic commander of the wicked valley, why did he fall to this point, whether this is a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality, please pay attention to tonight's brother Du has something to say."

A relative or friend "...Xiao Wu, shake your head."

Xu Shangchi shook his head obediently, and asked: "Okay, then what?"

Then Xu Shangchi heard the muffled laughter of several people on the channel, he probably didn't expect him to be so sincere, one of them asked with a suppressed smile.

"Then have you heard the sound of the sea..."

Xu Shangchi realized it, and blew up his hair, "Go away! You will know how to bully honest people!"

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Xu Shangchi was idle and bored, thinking that he hadn't run to the business today, and was going to run first before the queue started for the map.

Just when he was about to take on the task, there was no sunshine but there was sunshine in the smoke and water, so he sent him an invitation to form a team.

Xu Shangchi got on his horse and started to run, followed by a few little tails.

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Best at second meal: five male gods!Let me give you the freshness of love!

Huan Yan: God!I give you milk full of love!

Immediately crazy: me!I give the male god the emperor bamboo grass full of love!

Seeing what Tiance's military lady immediately went crazy, Xu Shangchi burst out laughing, stopped halfway and started typing.

Wuyin: [Crazy immediately] Give me the bamboo grass, do you want to ride me?

Immediately go crazy: Holy crap, male god, you are so filthy, that... If you can, you can ride a ride...

Huan Yan: Drip!Xiufang card!

Best at second meal: The speed of the male god drag racing is too fast, I almost got thrown off the car!

Wuyin: [shy] Don't panic, my driving skills are very good

Ge Yanshui: I haven't seen you for a day, Xiaowu is good at cars!

It turned out that the smoke water came.

A few people chattered and ran easily, but just before they arrived at the teleportation point, the map flashed red, and a dozen red names rushed towards them.

Few people run on this road. A few of them will definitely end up lying down against a dozen or so people.

Xu Shangchi's gang is a gathering place for well-known Internet addicted teenagers/girls + militants. Although it was only noon, there were quite a few people online. Except for a few people playing dungeons or arenas, most of them were online. coming.

The situation suddenly turned into a hundred or so vicious people, and the first thing a dozen milkmen sent over filled Xu Shangchi's almost empty blood, and the four girls were already lying down and rescued. Because the three nannies were all focused on giving Xu Shangchi milk and blood, Xu Shangchi, who was carrying the goods on his back, survived.

When the people in the gang saw a bunch of red names, they all became excited.

Unquenchable Fire: Ooh!Make trouble!Xiao Shui is kind!I know my brother is bored~

Apple Blossom: Fight!fight!

Sheep Sucking Maniac: Enough!Bros!Go up and overwhelm them!

A small milk cover: My friend on the opposite side, pull up the big flag!Hi!

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The friend on the opposite side came to rob the dart because of his hunger and thirst. Seeing the warm invitation here, he immediately responded.

Sanqian Town Shanhe: OK!The banner is ready!

No electricity: come on!Hurt each other!

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The two sides quickly fought, and the other side really kept its promise, saying that it would pull the big flag if it said it would pull the big flag.

It's lively now, the simple dart robbery has turned into a gang battle, and now it's the end of the season, everyone's prestige in the battle rank is full, and they start to make troubles when they have no pursuit, and forget to start the fight until the end The reason has changed from a gang war to a faction war.

In the end, the offensive and defensive command was started in Waiwai ahead of schedule. As one of the targets, Xu Shangchi must be the best candidate for the command. He had already given up running a business and found a corner to bury the goods.

Xu Shangchi double-clicked Waiwai, and entered the villain's attack and defense channel, where Chi Qi was in command.

As soon as he saw Chi Qi, Xu Shangchi couldn't help but want to make trouble. He knew that Chi Qi must have both hands, and he spoke to Chi Qi in a soft voice while directing, intending to disgust him.

"Everyone come to gather at the gate of the stronghold, and the state of arrival is refreshed. Seventh brother, seeing him a few hours in advance, isn't he a little excited~"

Hearing "Seventh Brother" in a clean voice softly, Xie Shiqi was really taken aback, but fortunately, he was determined enough to recover quickly.

Xie Shiqi replied that the number of spoken words was more generous than that of typing.

"I'm not excited, only the horror of seeing Yao Mozi."

Yao Mozi Xu Shangchi gritted his teeth, "Chi Qi, you pauper, wait for Dad! Today I will kill you until you have no money to repair equipment and cry for Dad!" That's what he thought. If the bag is as high as the sky, there will be a brick, so he wins for sure!

Xie Shiqi, who was called poor for no reason, looked at the dozens of brick repair funds in his bag, and politely replied "Oh, come on".

The battle was fought in darkness and lasted from noon to ten o'clock in the evening. The hungry Xu Shangchi originally wanted to find someone to take over, eat something to rest, and the two sides were in a state of confrontation. The starving Xu Shangchi saw an appearance At first glance, the little loli who looks like a trench is playing the insect flute, focusing on the school uniform for a lifetime, and the cosplay studio's brother Pao is feeding him milk full of love.

Look at the phoenix Gu on Paoge's status bar, and look at the familiar name of Little Lolita, Qu Liuliu.

Xu Shangchi's eyes were even redder, it's good, five and six are all here, he has a short temper, and he can see everything else, but he can't understand others showing affection.

Qu Liuliu and Chi Qi were the reasons why he couldn't sleep and went to the tree hole.

Before Qu Liuliu appeared and bonded with Chi Qi, Xu Shangchi ate well and slept well, but now he ate well... well, he was still quite full, but he couldn't sleep, and always thought of Chi Qi.

Because Chi Qi has never had any scandals before, and he has never been in love. Even if there are scandals, he will immediately come out to clarify, but this time he didn't say anything, and just acquiesced. Liuliu is also next to him, what does that mean!Secretly crossing into a warehouse, the world is declining, and people's hearts are not old!If a good villain directs and doesn't take his pride seriously, what kind of love is he talking about!What love are you looking for!Show what love!

Xu Shangchi defined all of this as the anger of members of the single FFF group for more than 20 years towards heterosexuality.