Gratitude License

Chang Jing knew that Chang Junyang wanted a daughter-in-law who could cook soup, so she was not surprised or opposed to the blind date, but she was not interested.

Every time Chang Junyang brought up the topic, he pushed the topic back and tried to talk about the old king.

At the end of the meal, the elders of the two families drank a lot of wine, their eyes pierced Chang Jing and Cai Si like red threads, and they repeatedly said that the future belongs to young people.

Old guys like to play riddles, young people like to solve riddles.

Cai Jing'an said: "The attitude of the higher-ups is already very clear. They want to remove several big families from the old king incident, so as to prevent us from doing meritorious service through this incident, so as to strengthen the family business. The idea is quite creative. The key is that Do you have the strength to deal with the old king?"

Chang Junyang held the wine glass but smiled silently.

Cai Hongbo clinked his wine glasses together, "Now is an extraordinary time, our Cai family must advance and retreat together with the Chang family."

Chang Junyang put down his wine glass and stood up gracefully, "The moonlight is picturesque tonight, why don't brother Hong Bo accompany me for a walk and leave the rest of the time for young people?"

In a short while, the average age at the dinner table dropped sharply, leaving only four young people whose combined age was less than a hundred years old.

Cai Jing'an pulled Xu Liangxu to talk, indirectly leaving his sister to Chang Jing.

Cai Si is the kind of girl with a fresh appearance and a cheerful personality. She was a little restrained when her parents were around, but now she is completely relaxed, and she only looks more lively and pleasant.

"Brother Si'an, what is there to do in Beijing?"

Chang Jing thought of the roller coaster Xu Liang was thinking about, "Happy Valley?"

"What else? Want the one with local characteristics!"

"Great Wall?"

"Don't be too tired?"

The topic ranged from playing to eating, and the more Cai Si talked, the more excited he became. He didn't look like a blind date at all, and he was probably cheated.

Chang Jing put this matter behind her, and just chatted with Cai Si for nearly an hour as if she were a guest, and then found an excuse to get out and go home with Xu Liang.

Xiao Shisan was waiting at home, and when he saw Chang Jing came back, he mysteriously dragged him to the study and logged on to a strange website.

The reason why it is strange is that at first glance, the page is full of garbled characters.

Actually not, this is the Yaozu script, and Chang Jing can only understand part of it.

Xiao Shisan took the initiative to say: "This is a post from brother Huang asking for help!"

Chang Jing: "Are you in trouble?"

Xiao Shisan: "Yes! I don't understand either, so I want to ask Brother Chang for help!"

Yaoyou Fun" Exchange Area" Aquarium Edition" Consultation for help

[Original]: I love Brother Sledgehammer to death

[Subject]: In this case, should I buy a flying carpet?

[Content]: As I said last time, I was sealed in a bottle and released by Brother Sledgehammer to repay my favor. Then he thought I was a little fish fairy, so I started to be his little fish fairy [cover face 】

But he was very serious and eager to learn. He asked me what kind of fairy I was and what I could do. I didn’t know how to explain it, so I showed him the bottle and said that I was a fairy in the bottle. Then he asked me if I was the Chinese version of Aladdin. The magic lamp, I was confused, so I said yes directly, and I didn’t know what Aladdin’s magic lamp is until I Baidu, so the question came, I think the lamp god wants to use a blanket to fly in the sky, should I also buy a blanket to fly him ?Can you just fly the bed into the sky?I think it's more fun that way!

But would the flying bed scare him?And if it gets too high will it fall off?

For those who have encountered this kind of problem, please help!Wait online!

Chang Jing: "..."

He suddenly remembered that he didn't know why Xiao Shisan repayed his favor, so he asked a casual question, which was considered a change of subject.

Xiao Shisan was a little excited, "Oh! Brother Xu was so handsome that day! He was like a hero! Awwow——No, I have to calm down! That day! Yes! That's the day! I was drunk! I walked to the flower and bird market! It's the one in Shilihe I saw a hamster that looked like my second uncle, so I ran over it! It fell into the box and couldn’t get out! It was bought! The buyer wanted to feed me to the snake! I was drunk and couldn’t use magic! Almost I was eaten! Then Brother Xu bought me!"

Xiao Shisan clasped his hands together, recalling the situation at that time, he still felt that Xu Liang was as dazzling as tens of thousands of stars when he paid for it!

Chang Jing was a little speechless, but this was a normal reason, and he couldn't count the weird reasons he had heard before.

For example, a certain cockroach was accidentally stepped on by Xu Liang, but he didn't die, so he asked for revenge.

For example, a magpie accidentally dropped a piece of bird droppings on Xu Liang's head, but he was not hunted down and asked for gratitude.

There is also a stray dog ​​who said that after seeing brother Xu, he was encouraged and decided not to be a stray dog, but to be a stray cat, and to repay his favor.

……

Chang Jing always thought that the Repayment Management Office was just like the subway security check, a department created to arrange idle personnel, and the work was even more boring than the street director, but she never thought that she would report tomorrow.

The next morning, Chang Jing received a call from Liao Yang while sorting out the materials.

Today is the once-a-year law-enhancing publicity, and the Repayment Management Office had issued a notice to invite Xu Liang as a guest, but now the situation is embarrassing, Liao Yang is not sure whether to continue to invite Xu Liang, so I came to ask Chang Jing's opinion.

Chang Jing: "Go, no problem, I'll be with him."

A moment later, on Yaoyao Pedestrian Street, several goblins took out their phones at the same time and clicked on yourchat.

A push was updated on the "Standard Guide to Repaying Gratitude": The publicity of law popularization is going on as usual!

Click on the link, and you will see a line of big characters—the 49th Law Popularization Day: Brother Xu and you will treat repaying favors correctly.

时间：2017年10月28日17:00

Venue: Beijing Badachu Park Branch of Baoen Management Office

Speaker: Teacher Xiao

Special guest: Xu Liang

Registration instructions:

1 Participants must be at least 68 years old (those who have become elite after the founding of the People's Republic of China are not eligible for the time being).

2 Hold a good demon certificate for more than three years without any bad records.

3. Good health, good facial features, no special body odor, can correctly transform human form and maintain it for a minimum of 12 hours.

4 Dress appropriately and in line with the characteristics of the times, no costumes are allowed.

Gradually slanting to the west, the iron gate at the southeast corner of the park is hung with a sign that reads "Offices, idlers are not allowed to enter". Below the sign is a line of ghost-like characters written in the lingua franca of the Yaozu - the eight divisions of the Repayment Management Office.

The management office is very dilapidated, with three tile-roofed houses and two sheds. It looks like a scrap yard from a distance, but it looks like a zoo up close.

Chang Jing forgot to bring a document, took Xu Liang to the door and went home to get it.

Xu Liang is a frequent visitor to the management office, sitting leisurely outside the door, hugging a white cat, and watching the sunset comfortably.

It was five o'clock in a blink of an eye, and the administrator Hu Xiaofei walked up to Xu Liang and handed him a nougat, "Wait a little longer, Mr. Xiao got stuck in a traffic jam and was stuck on the West Fourth Ring Road."

Xu Liang took the candy with a smile, swallowed, and put it in his pocket.

"Don't you like it?" Hu Xiaofei deliberately teased Xu Liang, "Then give it back to me. If you don't eat it, I will eat it."

Xu Liang took out the candy, but didn't return it to Hu Xiaofei, "If you give it to me, it's mine. If you want to eat it, you have to ask me to give it to you."

Hu Xiaofei laughed, "Can you please give me the candy?"

Xu Liang clenched the nougat tightly in one hand, and took out a hard fruit candy from his pocket with the other hand, "I can give this to you, but nougat can't, it's from almonds, keep it for An Jingjing."

"An Jing Jing?" It's not that Hu Xiaofei has never heard of this nickname, but he can't match the name with the person, after all, the painting style is too different.

The colleague next to him answered with a smirk, "It's Chang Daxia, the one who can play big swords in the wrong year, hey, didn't you see it last time? Qing Qilin."

"Jia Wai" is xy, which is the name of the Subduing Demon Management Office.

Both departments belong to the Department of Special Relations, but the former's biological and the latter are adopted, and the adopted children always feel a little bit aggrieved when they mention their biological ones.

The administrators gathered together to gossip and complain. Xu Liang listened to him, but mistakenly thought that Chang Jing was very popular.

After about 10 minutes, Xu Liang was brought into the venue and arranged to sit in the first row.

Teacher Xiao couldn't arrive in time, the colleagues "took care" of the newcomers, and unanimously decided to let Hu Xiaofei take the stage to replace them, while the others set up a table outside the door and blatantly sold tickets.

The goblins showed their IDs and lined up to enter the house.

Xu Liang glanced back from time to time, only to see that the venue was full of strange men, women and children, but he didn't know that these dog-like guys were illusioned by goblins.

The law-enhancing propaganda was packaged into the style of ordinary lectures. Not to mention that Xu Liang was not very bright, even normal people would not notice much strangeness when he came in.

Of course, normal people can’t get in. Xu Liang is a special case. As the number one human being on the list of repaying gratitude, and a fool, he has naturally received a lot of “care” from the management office. The bribes range from domestic small cakes Upgrade to Wanwan Nougat, and the help time has also been extended from 3 minutes to one afternoon.

The lecture started soon. Hu Xiaofei clicked on the file passed to him by Teacher Xiao. After decompressing it, he opened a video according to the instructions.

"Wait once in a thousand years, wait for a time... Wait a thousand years, I have no regrets... Who is in my ear, saying, love me will never change..."

Familiar music appeared together with more familiar pictures, Hu Xiaofei's nervousness was shaken out of the blue, and he burst out laughing on the spot.

The picture freezes when Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian hold an umbrella holding hands, and a cartoon Xu Xian with two heads jumps out from the lower left corner of the screen, tearfully spit out a dialogue box.

【Hey, he's been lying to me since the beginning...】

Then the plot fast-forwards, stopping at the scene of the two getting married, and the q version jumps out again.

【Yaoshou!I actually married a snake spirit! 】

Bai Suzhen ordered Xiaoqing to steal the bank, and Xu Xian's Q version changed into a police uniform.

[Crooked demon demon spirit!I want to call the police! 】

……

The video made complaints about all the classic plots, and finally Xu Xian's Q-version big face occupied the entire screen, and said righteously: "There was once a precious opportunity in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I regret it when I lose it." And, the most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will say four words to the white snake: Don't repay the favor! If you have to add a deadline to this declaration , I hope it is, 1 years!"

At the end of the video, and about to jump to the next section "The Cat's Repayment", Hu Xiaofei laughed so hard that his legs were weak and he almost couldn't stand still. He pressed pause, propped himself up on the podium and glanced down, "Do you understand?"

The goblins looked at each other and didn't know how to answer. Xu Liang thought that Hu Xiaofei was asking him, so he stood up and imitated the White Snake's gesture of casting a spell. Putting his middle and index fingers together, he tapped on the top of the sun, "piu!"

Hu Xiaofei laughed so hard that he squatted on the ground, and the goblins also exploded.

They didn't dare to talk nonsense in the management office, so they took out their mobile phones and clicked on "Group No. 1 of the Beijing-Tianjin-Hebei Federation of Repaying Gratitude and Mutual Aid".

All the monsters are in unison, nympho: Brother Wuli Xu is so cute!

Hu Xiaofei stood up and asked again, "You guys, cough, do you understand?"

The monsters were like elementary school students being called by the teacher, nodding in unison, then bowed their heads to type, and the group was fried again.

Big Black Snake 1860: Do you understand?

Chickens are not chickens: the q version is cute!

Owl Nine Pack Abs: Got it!The white snake turned into a human is too ugly!Brother Xu Xian didn't want to marry her at all! [Can't bear to look straight.jpg]

Snail girl's full body abdominal muscles: That's called human aesthetics!Brother Xu Xian must not like hearing her sing!

Ham star: Brother Xu is also surnamed Xu!

Brother Long Purchasing Agent: Your point is wrong, this film is to teach us not to repay favors blindly, to steal things without leaving evidence, and to break the rules of heaven and not to be blatant, understand?

Cute little green snake: Got it!

So the goblins nodded towards the stage again, this time their eyes were much firmer than last time.

Hu Xiaofei concluded: "In short, it is forbidden to repay favors casually. If you have to repay, you must... get a certificate. Do you understand?"

All the demons: "Understood!"

In the harmony, only Xu Liang raised his hand.

Hu Xiaofei: "Brother Xu, what's the problem?"

Xu Liang first pointed to the screen, then pointed out the window, "There is a big snake on the tree! A big snake as big as the white lady!"