Gratitude License

Xu Liang pointed to Yue Zhuo and asked Xiao Shisan, "What happened to him?"

"But, maybe it's because I took too much medicine, or... ahhh, let me check the expiration date!"

Xu Liang looked at Yue Zhuo again, and felt that he was more pleasing to the eye now than usual.

Xiao Shisan: "It's really expired! It expired last year! Brother Yuezhuo, are you okay!"

Yue Zhuo didn't speak, Xu Liang put his hands back to his face, Yue Zhuo's body was still stiff, and he hid for a while, but the movements were too subtle to be ignored.

"Xiao Yueyue, you took the wrong medicine, what should I do, can you spit it out for me?" Xu Liang went around behind Yue Zhuo, and wrapped his arms in front of him. He was about to use force, but felt that his arms were empty.

The purple light group broke into particles, like a group of fireflies, flew into the wind and disappeared.

Xu Liang looked at the back of his hand and couldn't help laughing.

Little Phoenix is ​​sometimes shy.

A beam of light shone through the canopy into the forest, just falling on top of Xiao Shisan.

The leaves rustled, and a figure fell to the ground, shooting back and forth with a flashlight as thick as an arm.

Xiao Shisan's face was illuminated by the light, his eyes glowed green like small light bulbs, he stepped back nervously, and turned to ask Xu Liang for help, but there was no one behind him except for trees, tall and short, thick and thin.

The green epaulettes stopped, "You are... a mouse demon, right? Did you see a big bird landing nearby? It looks like a moon, but according to my guess, it's a green luan with dyed fur, and it's speeding now Escape, if you have any clues, you’d better provide them, this month’s activities, and anyone who provides useful clues can go to No. 338 Pedestrian Street to enjoy a free pedicure.”

Xiao Shisan was still in a daze at first, but when he heard this, he suddenly understood what happened.

Like the protagonist who was summoned to another world, he finally found his mission.

Obviously, the green epaulets are chasing Yuezhuo and Xu Liang, and Xiao Shisan decides to help Brother Xu tide over the difficulties even if his credentials are revoked.

He raised his chest and raised his head, stretched out his little hand tremblingly, and pointed in a random direction, "That, over there! Run there!"

The green epaulets took out a coupon from his pocket, "Thank you for your cooperation, please continue to support our work in the future, and work together for the peaceful coexistence between transvestites."

Xiao Shisan smiled guiltily, and the green epaulets chased him out.

After a while, there was a commotion in the distance, and the green epaulet shouted: "Who is it! Stop!"

Xu Liang secretly scolded Xiao Shisan in his heart for revealing his hiding place so easily.

He spoke to the air while running, "Yuezhuo, come out!"

But he didn't get a response. Seeing the green epaulettes chasing closer and closer, he had no choice but to use the speed of a [-]-meter race to continue running with the advantage of his long legs.

It's a pity that after only five or six minutes of running, the road under my feet came to an end. What stood in front of me was a section of rusted iron fence, and behind the fence was a deep pit of more than ten meters.

Xu Liang leaped up by inertia, successfully climbed to the top of the fence, frowned at the deep pit in front of him, and jumped down with open arms.

In midair, a gust of wind chased after him, like a sharp blade cutting through the air, bursting out a burst of purple light.

The light grows with the wind and becomes brighter and brighter, reflecting Xu Liang's black pupils into a transparent purple.

The huge wings vibrated up and down, and the airflow supported Xu Liang as a buffer.

Xu Liang landed firmly on Yue Zhuo's back, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, "Xiao Yueyue is so kind to me."

Yue Zhuo didn't answer, turned sideways and stepped on the rock wall with her paws, using her strength to fly into the air, and flew out from the bottom of the pit.

The speed of the Feng clan is among the best among the monster clan. Yue Zhuo can shake off the green epaulettes when he is drunk, let alone when he is sober.

He circled in the air, pretending to be heading west, but actually turned back under the cover of the cloud shadow, picked up Xiao Shisan and Dusk, and returned to the commercial street all the way.

It's eleven o'clock when I get home.

Xu Liang was covered in sweat, so he went to take a shower first, but when he came out, he had the illusion of opening any door.

Standing in front of him was a pink and tender boy.

Her short brown-red hair was tied behind her ears, making her complexion extraordinarily fair, her watery eyes were like pudding, and her soft lips were like jam.

The point is, he also wore a lotus pink bathrobe, stepped on light green clogs, and held a light orange round fan.

Xu Liang: "Twilight?"

Twilight pressed her fan against her chin, and blinked at Xu Liang, "Brother Xu, look, am I cute?"

Xu Liang flicked on his mouth and nodded to express his satisfaction.

Twilight hugged Xu Liang's arm with a smile, and was about to ask for a few more compliments, when she said "Ouch, it hurts, the doctor said not to laugh hard for three days, otherwise the wound would become inflamed, I forgot, huh! "

Xu Liang pinched his chin, "Where is the wound?"

Xiao Shisan came out and said, "Invisible sutures, you can't see them!"

Dusk: "It's not too late, let's go find Brother Sledgehammer!"

Xu Liang only remembered the name but not the person, until he met Wang Dachui, he didn't realize that he was the peddler who almost cheated him before.

But don't blame him, today's Wang Dahui is not like a sledgehammer at all.

His hair was cut and his beard was shaved, and he changed out of his bohemian outfit. He only wore sweatpants and casual clothes. He sat there with a straight waist, like a demobilized soldier.

Xu Liang took back the binoculars and said toward the dusk, "I see, I'm at home and haven't slept yet."

Dusk looked excited, "Let me see! Give me, give me! I want to see too—oh, my mouth hurts..."

Xiao Shisan was very considerate, he ran over and stretched out his little hand to help Dusk hold his lips, preventing him from laughing too much and bursting the wound.

Dusk raised the binoculars, and didn't think there was anything wrong with peeping at private houses. After all, he had been living at Wang Dachui's house before this, and he had seen everything he should and shouldn't see.

To him, he and Wang Dachui are already a couple, they just haven't met each other yet.

The binoculars were adjusted up and down. Dusk's cheeks were a little flushed. Even though Xiao Shisan held her down, the corners of her mouth still couldn't stop turning up.

"My brother Sledgehammer is so handsome." Dusk muttered, panning the binoculars towards the bed he had been thinking about for a long time.

The sheets are a bit messy, but that's okay, it won't be messy when he moves in.

It doesn't matter if the quilt is mopped on the floor, it will be replaced and cleaned after he moves in.

It doesn't matter if there are people in the quilt, after he lives in the past...

what? !

Dusk's smile froze and she looked straight at the bed.

There was really someone in the quilt, a section of fair calf and a pink foot were exposed from the corner of the quilt.

Further up, you can still see the same white arms and long black hair.

It was a young girl, lying on the bed in loose pajamas, hugging the quilt sideways, propping her head lazily, watching Wang Dahui chatting with him.

And Wang Dahammer was holding a fruit knife, peeling an apple.

Wang Dachui walked to the bed and brought the apple to the girl's mouth. The girl took a bite and wrapped her arms around his neck...

In the evening, he put down the binoculars and stared blankly at the neon lights in the distance.

Xu Liang pinched his face, and he jerked violently as if he had been shocked. He raised the binoculars again, but put it down before reaching his eyes.

He didn't want to read it.

"He's very happy." Dusk whispered.

"How do you want to meet him, knock on the door directly, or arrange a chance encounter?"

"Yeah... how did you see him?" Dusk turned around, "how did you see him..."

"Don't ask me, think for yourself."

Dusk was stunned for a while, then suddenly jumped off the roof, stepped over the fence, and rushed into the rushing traffic.

Xiao Shisan: "Brother Dusk! It's dangerous! Don't cross the road! Wait for the green light!"

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Xu Liang thought he was going to find Wang Dachui in the evening, but he didn't pay much attention at first, but later realized something was wrong.

The direction was reversed, and I rushed into the traffic at dusk and didn't plan to come out, like a small fish plunged into the rushing river, flopping upstream.

But there was nothing wrong with it, he was a fish.

Xu Liang thought that he had seen some X-rated footage at dusk, so he picked up the binoculars and glanced across the street, only to see pillows flying around the room, a man and a woman having fun playing with it.

Xu Liang said to Xiao Shisan: "Go chase the dusk, forget it, let's go together."

One person and one monster ran like wild dogs, chasing three streets in a row, seriously affecting the traffic order.

Dusk didn't know where he was going, he just wanted to hide and be a turtle.

Seeing that he was about to be chased, he used what little demon power he had left to sneak into the stop in front of him.

When the orange light flickered, the newspaper seller thought the light bulb was broken, so he pushed his reading glasses and got up to check. In a corner he couldn't notice, there was a goldfish in the unopened mineral water bottle.

"Buy a bottle of water, put the money here." The rivet youth put down the two yuan and copied a bottle.

The sticker on the bottle was in the same color as the dusk, and the rivet youth didn't notice any fish in the water at all, so he stuffed the bottle into his leather jacket, intending to warm it up first.

The water was bought for my younger brother. The weather has been hot and cold recently, and his brother has a little cough.

The rivet youth whistled and passed Xu Liang and the others.

Xu Liang came to the newsstand, scanned around but did not see the dusk, and asked Xiao Shisan, "Is the direction right?"

Xiao Shisan raised her round nose, "Brother Dusk's smell ends here, and it will be gone any further."

Xu Liang asked the old man, "Did you see a boy? He was a teenager, wearing wooden clogs, and he disturbed the people by running."

Grandpa: "Young man, do you want to buy a newspaper? Today's newspapers are sold at half price."

Xu Liang understood and put ten yuan on the table, "Where did that boy go?"

The old man collected the money and gave the newspaper, "I didn't see the boy, but I heard the voice, and it really disturbed the people. When you find it, remember to educate him more. These children can't be used to it."

Xu Liang: "..."

Xiao Shisan: "But there is indeed a demonic aura of brother Huang here."

Xu Liang glanced at the mineral water piled on the ground, seemed to understand something, squatted down to search.

Grandpa: "Every bottle is the same, don't turn it over, it's all messed up! Hey, you young people, it's really—"

Xu Liang took a piece of red money and put it on the table, the old man immediately changed his words, "It's really... very particular, just pick and choose, buy whichever bottle you see is good, and I'll give you another bottle later, uncle."

I finished digging through the ones that were placed outside, but there were none. I opened a box, but still nothing.

Xiao Shisan shrugged his nose and pulled Xu Liang's sleeve lightly. Xu Liang lowered his head and saw Xiao Shisan pointing behind him.

A young man with rivets strode over and slapped the counter with a "slap", "I said, Mr. Xu, you are not such a cunning businessman! The water is full of maggots and you still sell it! My brother almost drank it." Already!"

The old man also slapped the table, "Impossible!"

The rivet youth put the bottle on the table, "Look for yourself! It's such a big maggot! It's almost as big as the snake, and you still don't admit it!"

Feeling guilty, the old man hurriedly picked up the bottle, thinking in his heart that if there were really worms, he would just suffer from epilepsy, carried the bottle to the ground, closed his eyes, kicked his legs...

However, as soon as he picked up the bottle, he snatched it away with the other hand.

Xu Liang glanced into the bottle, and sure enough, he saw an inch-long white worm floating in the water.

Little Thirteen didn't have a handle on his mouth, he opened his mouth and called, "Brother Dusk!"

Xu Liang handed the bottle to Shisan, "The bottle is mine, it was a misunderstanding."

The old man and the rivet youth cast suspicious glances at the same time, and Xiao Shisan shrank his neck while holding the bottle, ready to run away at any time.

Xu Liang wrapped Xiao Shisan into his arms, "My brother caught the worm in the river, and he stuffed it in a bottle when he had no place to put it. He forgot it here when he was shopping, and came back to look for it when he found it. Fortunately, he found it. It's over, it was a misunderstanding, goodbye."

Xu Liang wanted to leave, but the old man had no objection, but the rivet youth felt that something was wrong, so he turned sideways to block the way.

He had unscrewed the bottle just now, and it was clearly unopened, so why put bugs in it?

Xu Liang, "They say it's a misunderstanding, you ask the uncle to bring you another bottle, won't it be over?"

Rivet Youth: "No, my brother almost drank bugs, and you wouldn't be able to swallow it."

Xu Liang: "I understand your feelings, but I'm in a hurry to go back, otherwise it will be troublesome if the bug dies." He said and raised the bottle up to Xiao Shisan, "Twilight is about to die."

What Xu Liang said was very serious, Xiao Shisan was stunned for a moment, his face changed as soon as he said it, and the pouring rain gushed out of his eyes.

The rivet youth quickly waved his hands, "Forget it, forget it, you go, you go, I will continue to break with old man Xu."

Turning the corner, Xiao Shisan was still holding a bottle and crying bitterly, with the appearance of flooding the city of Beijing with tears.

Xu Liang pinched his mouth, "He is dying, but I can bring him back to life."

Xiao Shisan let out a loud belch, flapped his eyelashes, tears fell on the back of Xu Liang's hands before he could brake, and the corners of his mouth were already raised.

Xu Liang flicked on the bottle for a while.

At dusk, he turned back into a goldfish, turned around in the water, and spit a string of bubbles at Xu Liang.

"Thank you brother Xu, I don't want to be treated anymore, you dump me into the river and let me fend for myself."

Xu Liang: "You said it won't be cured if it's not cured?"

"I don't want to bother Brother Xu anymore, anyway, I don't need to repay the favor, Brother Sledgehammer doesn't need me to promise you with my body." When Dusk mentioned Wang Dahammer, he was very depressed, and turned away to look at Xu Liang.

Xu Liang wanted to laugh, "Why don't you repay your kindness in another way?"

Huang Wu knew that this was reasonable, but he agreed wholeheartedly, and always felt that Wang Dazhui wanted to sleep with him. Now when he thought that Wang Dazhui actually wanted to sleep with someone else, he was very depressed and didn't want to live at all.

The goldfish spun around in the water three times, and drew circles on the bottom of the bottle with the tip of its tail, "But I just want to promise my brother Sledgehammer to sleep with me... I don't want him to sleep with someone else, I just want to repay my favor like this ..."

Before Xu Liang answered, Xiao Shisan said first: "Brother Huang, you are not repaying a favor! You like Brother Sledgehammer! This is called possessiveness. If you like him, you should occupy him!"

Dusk suddenly realized, Xu Liang was thoughtful.

They looked at Xiao Shisan at the same time, "Really?"

Xiao Shisan patted his chest, "It's written like this in the book!"

Xu Liang: "What book?"

"There are many, "The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me", "The Cool and Handsome President Is Very Bad", "The President Abuses Me Thousands of Times", "One Hundred and Eight Positions of Me and the President", and... "

Dusk looked at Xiao Shisan like a star.

Xu Liang: "Go back and lend me the book."

As he said, Xu Liang read the book as soon as he got home.

Xiao Shisan sat in front of the computer holding a round fish tank.

He poked the screen with his finger and explained to Dusk: "Look, this person and this person are together now, right? But they broke up in the next episode, and after three episodes this person is with another person again , broke up again in the next season, and then I will be with this person again in the next season..."

Dusk: "Why do you switch back and forth?"

Xiao Thirteen: "Who knows, human beings like this, especially this kind of foreign human beings."

"Then tell me, brother Sledgehammer will change too?"

"Yes! Because being together is for breaking up, and getting married is for divorce!"

"Then will Brother Sledgehammer and I break up?"

"We are fairies, we are different from humans!"

"Great, then it doesn't matter."

"Hmm! Look, look, it's really fun here!"

Xiao Shisan threw the melon seeds into the fish tank and caught them at dusk. Although he could only turn his belly weakly, the whole fish was obviously more energetic, and even the bubbles vomited were bigger than before.

Unknowingly brushed all night.

When Xu Liangzheng saw the hero imprisoning the heroine, he heard someone knocking on the door.

It was a little uncomfortable to be interrupted, but when he thought that it might be Chang Xiaomao, Xu Liang put the bloody plot behind him and stood up to open the door.

As soon as the door opened, it was pushed hard.

Xu Liang's motor nerves are very good, and he retreated to a safe distance almost at the same time.

The door was wide open, and the dry and cold air was poured into the room along with the visitors.

Xu Liang was surrounded by five people, his eyes fell on the man who was about to enter the door.

He looked less than thirty, tall and tall with broad shoulders and thin waist, but his face was feminine like a woman.

He was wearing the same black suit as Chang Jing, with the same red epaulets as Chang Jing, and even his aura was somewhat similar.

"My name is Zhao Qinghan." He smiled at Xu Liang, his face was very kind, and his voice was warm and soft, "I'm Chang Jing's colleague."

Xu Liang blinked, and suddenly leaned towards Zhao Qinghan.

Immediately there were people around to stop him, Zhao Qinghan winked and still smiled, "Your name is Xu Liang, right?"

Xu Liang nodded perfunctorily, stared at Zhao Qinghan impolitely at half an arm's length away, and suddenly asked, "Are you a brother or a sister?"

Zhao Qinghan: "Do you think I'm a brother or a sister?"

"Sister! Hehe, because my sister is good-looking."

At this time, another person came out from behind Zhao Qinghan, and Xu Liang recognized him as Liao Yang from the Repayment Management Office.

He immediately grinned and waved vigorously at Liao Yang, "The nougat last time was really delicious! I'm almost finished!"

Liao Yang only nodded towards Xu Liang, and said to Zhao Qinghan: "Look at Zhao Chu, Xu Liang has always been like this. He is mentally handicapped and has a kind personality. There is no danger."

Zhao Qinghan: "Tell Lao Lang about this. If he were replaced today, the gun would not be filled with anesthesia bombs."

Xu Liang glanced outside the door, and sure enough, he saw the shotgun aimed at him.