Gratitude License

Dusk went to Demon Town with Xiao Shisan.

Xu Liang thinks the goblin plastic surgery is very interesting, but Chang Jing is not there, it is not so easy for him to go to Yaozhen as a living person, and there is not much time to bother, so it is better not to go.

At dinner time, Xu Liang sat in the shop with his chin resting on chopsticks, waiting to eat.

At this moment, there were too many people and the food was slow to serve. He fought with a plate of peanuts for 10 minutes, and Jasmine drank a pot of rock sugar porridge that he had been wanting for a long time.

There was a young mother at the next table who was educating her child, and had to recite three Tang poems before dinner time. Xu Liang listened with squinted eyes, picking a mistake in his mind from time to time.

Hai'er's father couldn't stand it anymore. He said it was not too late, and he obviously didn't agree with Hai'er's mother. Every time you said something, the smell of gunpowder became stronger and stronger, and they almost quarreled on the spot. Finally, Hai'er's mother took out her trump card. He asked his son, "Baby, tell me, what is your ideal? Tell your father, if you want to be a great writer in the future, how can you do it if you don't study hard now?"

At this time, the waiter was just serving the food. The boy looked at his mother and shrank behind his father, "I'm not going to be a great writer anymore, I want to be a great chef!"

Haier's father laughed and brought food to his son, and Haier's mother looked devastated. Xu Liang realized that he had actually listened to their quarrel for more than ten minutes, and the expression on his face was even more exciting than that of Haier's mother.

How boring he is.

No, no, it must be because the table is too big and looks deserted, so he can't help being a little bored, and it has nothing to do with Chang Xiaomao.

Xu Liang tapped on the table with his chopsticks, looked ahead, and said to himself, "Yue Zhuo, I need you for something, come out."

Yue Zhuo's voice appeared next to his ears, "Just tell me what's going on, I can hear you."

Xu Liang: "Let's talk after we come out."

"But I will be seen if I show up directly."

Xu Liang looked in the direction of the voice, and there was a vague shadow in the air, "Why don't you go out and find a place where no one is around, and then come in generously?"

"That's right, why didn't I think of that."

"Because you're stupid, oh yes, change your clothes and come back again, and, can you pretend to be a woman?"

"You don't need to change your clothes, women can, see you later."

After a while, there was the sound of plates being smashed at the door of the small shop.

While apologizing, the waiter couldn't help but glance at Yue Zhuo.

Yue Zhuo looked like a girl, her long hair was scattered on her shoulders, and she wore a long gown that didn't look weird but had a very fresh ethnic look. Her voice hardly changed, and she was still cold, "It's okay."

A young man at the next table took a sneak shot of him and sent it to a close friend, saying: This girl is simply a *little dragon girl!I can't make it clear, so make up your mind!

His friend: Hehe, if this picture quality can make up a little dragon girl, the baby can also make up a man to be a big aunt!

He: The man who came here is not my aunt, but my uncle!Wait for another sneak shot!

His friend: shoot big uncle?

Him: Shoot the little dragon girl! !

According to the management regulations of the city's resident demon mouth, as long as the goblin can correctly transform into a human form and not be detected, it can go to the human world to show off. Of course, there are many additional regulations, such as not interfering with human life, old age, sickness and death, not accepting human food, not giving things away Give it to humans, otherwise, if an accident occurs, it will be treated as intentional injury.

That's what I said, but as long as there are no accidents, the management is not too strict, just like the management regulations on repaying gratitude, there are private repayments every day, as long as there are no problems, it is generally impossible to find out.

However, most of the goblins made a lot of promises, promised to abide by the law, and they couldn't even do things like littering, let alone violate the regulations.

Yue Zhuo sat down opposite Xu Liang, just as the boss was serving the food, a casserole was placed in the middle of the table, and he reported the name of the dish: "Stew black-bone chicken with angelica and red dates, it is most suitable for beauties, nourishing qi and blood, beautifying and beautifying, would you like to help you?" Sheng Shang?"

He looked at Yue Zhuo and said, Yue Zhuo didn't react for a while, and then replied: "Thank you, no need."

Xu Liang helped Yuezhuo to fill the soup, "Come on, beauty, beautify your face."

Yue Zhuo stared at the bowl of dark black-bone chicken soup, her face was also dark.

"What's wrong? Don't want to be called a beauty?"

Yue Zhuo: "I don't eat chicken."

Xu Liang wanted to ask why by the way, but before he opened his mouth, he guessed the reason from Yue Zhuo's expression, "Yes, you are a big purple-haired rooster, how can you bear to eat the same kind, then eat a peanut ?”

Yue Zhuo still refused to eat, "Just say what you want to say, I'm not used to staying here."

"Aren't you used to being crowded or not used to being a woman?"

Yue Zhuo glanced into Xu Liang's bowl, "It's only one and a half years old, it's really pitiful..."

Xu Liang: "Do you eat fruit? You are a phoenix, and a phoenix is ​​a bird. You can always eat fruit, right?"

"If you can't eat it, let's talk about business."

Right?

In fact, Xu Liang's main business is to find someone to accompany him to eat, and to figure out a question by the way, whether he really likes men.

He doesn't have many reasons for doing things, he just does what he wants, such as kissing the kitten forcibly, but he seldom delves into the motive behind the behavior.

Although Yuezhuo has a cold personality, she is impeccably good-looking no matter if she turns into a boy or a girl, so she just used it for a test.

"Actually, I came to you because I wanted to ask..." Xu Liang made up an impromptu reason, "What do you think about the Bone Pill?"

Yue Zhuo was honest, when she heard that this was a serious question, she thought about it carefully and answered it seriously.

In the process of his analysis, Xu Liang ate his meal with gusto, and at the end he touched his face and felt that it felt good. Looking at the feminine curves hidden in the long gown, Yue Zhuo thought it was not bad. , although there is no special idea, but it looks very comfortable.

When he went out to a remote place, he made Yue Zhuo transform back into a male body. Seeing his body grow longer, he retracted all his penis and turned back into a tablet.

Xu Liang suddenly thought of a question, and looked curiously at Yue Zhuo's crotch, "Where did jj hide when you became a woman?"

"You're not a demon, it's hard to explain to you."

"What about the balls? Will it hurt to lose them?"

"Fortunately, it doesn't hurt."

"Do you need to go to the toilet when you change human form?"

"No need, what's the matter?"

"nothing."

"Is there anything else you want to ask?"

Xu Liang heard that he was going to leave, and hurriedly said: "Of course, I will go with me first."

Xu Liang took Yuezhuo to the gay bar.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw two shirtless men hugging each other and gnawing back and forth.

Yuezhuo looked at them calmly, and asked Xu Liang: "Do you want to find someone to have sex with again?"

Xu Liang couldn't help laughing, hooked Yue Zhuo's shoulders and walked in, "Xiao Yueyue, are you still a virgin, aren't you a virgin?"

Yuezhuo didn't know the embarrassment or taboo about this kind of question, so she opened her mouth and answered, "Yes, just like you."

Also added a knife by the way.

Xu Liang: "You said you would not have intercourse with foreigners, but you are the only one left in Yuezhuo. Don't you want to be a virgin for the rest of your life?"

"As long as you belong to the Phoenix family, it doesn't matter. Suzaku, Qingluan, Yuanchu, and Honghu are all fine, but Qingluan is usually chosen, followed by Honghu, and Suzaku is rarely chosen. The chicks are only red and not purple, and on the other hand Suzaku likes polyandry, which is not in line with our three views."

"Then if you were asked to find a Qingluan, would you choose the male or the female?"

"No, I won't look for it."

"What's the reason?"

"Don't you know? Yuezhuo will only have one partner in her life."

"You are obviously a good place, where can you get a partner?"

Yue Zhuo didn't speak anymore, and just stood there sullenly as a pillar, attracting the attention of many men.

Xu Liang pulled him to the bar and sat down, and ordered a few glasses of wine. He wanted to test whether the Phoenix would have sex after drinking, but he didn't expect that Yue Zhuo's drinking capacity was so poor that he poured it in just one glass, and poured it completely.

Yue Zhuo was still holding the cup in her hand, and her head was tilted to the side uncontrollably, but that was not enough, her hair color quickly changed from black to purple, and a few hair tubes emerged from her neck, just like a hedgehog.

In a moment, the feathers drilled out of the hair tubes and covered Yue Zhuo's neck with a tendency to spread. Xu Liang tore open his skirt and looked inside, the chest was also fluffy purple light.

Bartenders are already paying attention here.

Xu Liang: "He likes cos pheasants." He hugged Yue Zhuo as he spoke, wanting to go out as soon as possible.

But this bar has a special structure, the entire dance floor is separated between the bar counter and the gate, Xu Liang can almost imagine what it would be like if he found his original shape halfway there, so he immediately decided to retreat and ran towards the bathroom.

The door of the men's room was actually locked from the inside. Xu Liang saw that Yue Zhuo's body was getting more and more hairy, and even his tail was about to come out. He quickly blocked the sight of other guests with his body, took off his coat and wrapped him around, and looked around. After walking around, I saw a door with the words "Employees only, no idlers allowed" written on it, and the door was not closed tightly, so I tried to push it.

Fortunately, no one is inside.

Xu Liang entered the door and locked it, first put Yuezhuo on the sofa, and then went to the balcony to see if he could find a way to get down.

The bar is built on the second floor, and the balcony faces several trash cans, the distance is not high.

Xu Liang thought about it, if he couldn't do it, he would throw Yuezhuo down as a backing first, and then jump off by himself, but when he turned around, he saw the room was filled with dazzling purple light.

Moon Zhuo has completely changed back to its original shape, but it is not as huge as it usually looks, it has shrunk a little, barely hitting the roof.

At this moment, his neck was raised, his posture didn't look like he was going to yawn, but he seemed to be screaming at the top of his lungs.

Xu Liang took a few steps to help, stepped onto Yue Zhuo, hugged his neck, turned his head towards him, and squeezed his mouth hard.

Yue Zhuo was so drunk that his eyes were blurred, he shook his head, and as soon as he spread his wings, he rushed towards the balcony.

The paws stepped on the fence on the balcony with a strong force, and the wings trembled like a shower in the air. He raised his neck again, let out a long cry, and went straight to the half moon in the sky.

Yue Zhuo, a drunk-driving phoenix, had an astonishing speed. When he spread his wings, he accelerated and almost threw Xu Liang off.

The gust of wind whizzed past his body. Xu Liang grabbed a handful of feathers in one hand and pressed himself against the back of the moon. He persisted for more than ten minutes, and finally passed the take-off stage. The flight attendant said that he could untie the seat belt and put down the small table. , Xu Liang let out a breath, wiped off the sweat from his forehead on Yue Zhuo's back, and glanced around.

It really went to the sky, and entered the clouds.

Yuezhuo slowly waved its wings, stirring up the sea of ​​clouds. The moonlight was like the plum rain in the south of the Yangtze River, moistening things silently, soaking the flowing clouds layer by layer, inch by inch.

Yuezhuo let out another long chant, and the clear Fengming sounded from near to far, rolling out fine waves like fish scales in the sea of ​​clouds. Xu Liang wanted to try to catch the floating clouds around him, but Yuezhuo suddenly said: "Brother, we Come to the game whoever gets home first."

As he spoke, he retracted his wings and began to dive downward.

The beautiful scenery turned into floating clouds in an instant, Xu Liang immediately shut his mouth tightly, otherwise the wind speed would blow his face away.

The drunk-driving phoenix sometimes swoops and sometimes climbs, and the birds sing and the people talk, and the words become more and more chaotic.

Xu Liang didn't have time to play riddles with him, he only cared about whether he could survive.

At this moment, a whistle sounded behind them, and someone shouted at them: "Hey! That goblin in front! You are speeding! Stop now! Or I will cast a net!"