Gratitude License

Xu Liang drank a whole bottle of orange juice before going to bed, but woke up halfway through urinating.

The train dangled back and forth, rivaling a roller coaster. Xu Liang stood awkwardly in the toilet, trying to aim at the latrine, but failed after several attempts.

Finally, he propped his hands against the wall, and he stood upright like a big character. He finally stabilized himself, but suddenly he heard a "boom", and something fell to the ground.

Xu Liang was concentrating on aiming, but he was startled for a moment, and the desire to urinate was suppressed.

Looking down, I saw a warm orange light and the glowing bottle.

"what!"

Xu Liang yelled, and saw the bottle rolling forward bravely towards the latrine.

He wanted to catch it, but the speed was not fast enough. Fortunately, the carriage shook again, the bottle turned around, and Gu Lulu hit the wall, making a soft "poof".

An old cork fell out of the mouth of the bottle, and warm orange light slowly flowed out, like a layer of jam covering the ground.

It's a pity that this is a toilet, even jam can't arouse any appetite.

Xu Liang didn't realize that he was wearing Changjing's coat wrongly until now, he just wanted to pick up the bottle so that it wouldn't roll back and fall into the pit again.

As soon as the fingers touched the body of the bottle, the bottle jumped away like a frightened little animal, and went towards the latrine again.

This time Xu Liang was close enough to grab it into his hand at the last moment.

There was a burst of warmth in the palm, and then, a halo the size of an egg jumped out of the bottle, but in the wrong direction, it actually fell into the pit impartially.

But then, the ball of light flew out of the hole again, smashed into the sink and turned into a goldfish with bubble eyes.

With a flick of its tail, the goldfish leaped at Xu Liang and transformed into a human figure in mid-air. When it landed, it looked like a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy.

The boy has soft short brownish-red hair, delicate and smooth skin, a healthy blush on his cheeks, a pair of watery eyes, and a small and cute nose, but...

He has two sausage-like lips, or rather, a typical fish lip.

After landing on the ground, the boy pointed at Xu Liang and said "ah", and said aggressively: "Stand still, I'm going to possess you!"

Xu Liang didn't intend to move at first, but when he called out, he took half a step back and slammed into the door.

The young man counted on his words, clasped his hands together and rushed towards Xu Liang, the distance between the two was no more than half an arm away, thanks to him being able to make a sprinting movement, he slammed into Xu Liang's chest heavily.

Normally, after such a collision, the boy would be able to successfully possess himself, but he was thrown out by some kind of force with an "oops", and instantly turned back into a goldfish and fell into the latrine.

At this time, there was a knock on the door behind him, and Chang Jing asked, "Siliang, is that you?"

Xu Liang opened the door and was about to go out when his neck was caught by a slender arm.

The boy was still aggressive, looked at Chang Jing and said, "Do as I say! Or break his neck!"

Chang Jing didn't even bother to use the runes, so he swung out a punch quickly, hitting the young man's face, forcefully knocking him out. Net character.

The boy knelt on the ground with a plop, "My lord, spare me! I made a mistake and I will never dare to do it again. I was just joking. How could I really hurt Brother Xu—"

Before he finished speaking, he turned into a ball of light and fled towards the latrine, yelling: "The idiot-forced Taoist can't catch me slightly-oh!"

He didn't see that there was already a cleansing talisman waiting there, so he bumped into it head-on, but was bounced away by the spiritual power and rolled a few times, curled up on the ground, limp.

Chang Jing said to Xu Liang, "Come back with me."

Xu Liang clutched his crotch, "I want to pee."

"Then you pee, hurry up."

"You close the door."

"..."

Chang Jing closed the door, but locked herself and Xu Liang into the toilet.

Because the fish demon was still lying on the ground, Xu Liang couldn't let him in by himself. He didn't want to catch the demon or touch the fish jumping around in the toilet with his hands, so it was more convenient to just follow in.

The space is limited, Xu Haohao solved the problem not easily, he let out a sigh of relief, "I pissed in and didn't spill out at all."

Chang Jing: "Well, it's pretty amazing."

Xu Liang pointed to the ground, "What about the little goldfish?"

"You read it wrong. There are no fish and no people. You are dreaming." Chang Jing pulled Xu Liang to leave.

Xu Liang asked, "Is that a mistake or a dream?"

Chang Jing: "..." Are you stupid?

At this time, the goldfish flicked its tail and turned into a human form, raised its chin and looked at Chang Jing, "I know you are a descendant of the Chang family, I know you are in the subduing demon management office, and I know your current nonsense rules, now that Brother Xu If you see me, you will be taken to erase your memory, don’t try to hide it, I will report you, unless you meet one of my requirements... oops!”

Hit me again, not human qaq...

Chang Jing: "Okay, I'll pretend I didn't see you, you can go."

Boy: "No, I won't leave, I want to repay my kindness!"

Chang Jing's face changed slightly, and he pulled Xu Liang behind him.

Boy: "I was sealed before, I couldn't get a good demon certificate, and I couldn't get a license. Your bullshit rules don't allow me to repay my kindness, but he rescued me from the seal. I must repay this kindness. I have already decided Now, as long as I have breath, I must promise him with my body! So descendants of the Chang family, steal a license for me! Just one!"

"Promise with your body?" Chang Jing shook the talisman in her hand, "Try saying it again."

Boy: "Wang Dachui has saved my life! According to the old rules, you should promise me with your body! Hit me! I won't give in to the power—oh, it hurts! I was wrong, I was wrong, spare my life, don't Hit..."

Chang Jing suddenly felt in a good mood. It was rare that a goblin came to his door, and the object of gratitude was not Sha Liang.

5 minutes later, soft sleeper car.

Chang Jing casually threw the bottle into the snack bag, next to a pack of chicken feet with pickled peppers.

Xu Liang asked, "Where's the little goldfish?"

This is already No.30 times.

Xu Liang is extremely persistent in some aspects, as long as it is something he believes in, he will go all the way to the dark, even if his memory is now chaotic, he still cannot change his disposition.

Chang Jing took a water glass and said, "Look good."

Xu Liang stared at the cup, Chang Jing tapped on the cup, and a goldfish appeared in the water in the blink of an eye.

Xu Liang stared blankly for a moment, "Magic! Quiet, you can do magic!"

Chang Jing: "What did you call me?"

"Hey, be quiet."

"how old are you?"

"It's almost fifteen."

It turned out that I just remembered the name.

Chang Jing tapped the cup again, and the goldfish turned into a boy again.

Chang Jing said: "I can't do magic tricks, but he can. He made the little goldfish."

Xu Liang: "You are amazing. My name is Xu Liang. What's your name?"

"The name is very important, you can't tell it to humans casually, oh no, tell it to others, and I don't know you well, so don't call me Dusk!"

Chang Jing: "Did you hear that? His name is Dusk."

Dusk bit her thick lips and snorted.

Chang Jing half-lyed on the bed, "It's useless for you to stick around here, get out of the car now and find a river to swim back to Beijing, and then find someone to get a fake certificate, but don't say I didn't warn you, if you really go to show yourself If you promise, it will cause a lot of trouble for that Wang Dahammer."

Dusk: "What do you know? I've been with him in my luggage for two years. Do I know him or do you know him? Although he is cheated, there are three younger brothers and two younger sisters who have to go to school at home, and they can't save money at all. The daughter-in-law doesn't need to think about it. For the past two years, he has done it all by himself, and the palms of his hands are covered with calluses. Moreover, the website he often watches was blocked last month. He has been relying on stock these days. Those few movies I'm tired of watching it, and he definitely doesn't want to watch it. Besides, how can the film be really useful? Our aquarium goblins are soft and moist, and they are absolutely superb. He won't need to bother him when the time comes. I've already figured it out. He I’m only responsible for lying down, I can move by myself, I’m a goldfish, the tail…that is, the strength of the waist is the best, it must be very harmonious.”

The corner of Chang Jing's mouth twitched, "It really is a fish brain."

Dusk: "Don't attack with the demon body, the seven-second memory is a lie."

"It's been 500 years since I became a master, and I don't have any common sense at all. It's really cool for you to repay your kindness, but Wang Dachui wants to shorten your life instead."

"No, I've done all the research. Only when I fuck him will my life be shortened, and it will only be affected if I fuck him. It doesn't matter if he fucks me. Besides, I've bought all the condoms. I bought them at Brother Xu's shop, xs The size is perfect for me."

"You know that people are willing to sleep with you?"

"It doesn't matter if you don't want to. I can make him think that he is dreaming. I have already thought about it. I am his dream lover. There are such plots in your TV dramas. I will let him call me Menglang, and then every day. Arrange different plots, Bao Shuang."

Chang Jing: "..."

The carriage became quiet, and Xu Liang snored.

Twilight held on for a while with his back straightened, and then bowed to Chang Jing in a hopeless salute, "Please help me, I... I will repay you." He said and glanced at Xu Liang, "The tabloid said You are pursuing brother Xu, I can help you, such as sleeping with you for one night, and taking pictures of the process to make him jealous."

With a sound of "pa", a cleansing talisman was stuck to Huang Huan's forehead head-on.

At dusk, it turns back into a goldfish, shaking a pair of blister eyes, flopping back and forth on the ground.

Chang Jing picked up the goldfish, took it to the toilet and threw it into the pit, and turned on the water to flush him out.

Back in the carriage, Chang Jing heard Xu Liang talking in his sleep, and he didn't know what he was talking about.

Chang Jing helped him pick up the quilt that fell on the floor, Xu Liang turned over to the wall and muttered, "Cat, Chang Xiaomao..."

Chang Jing paused, held his breath and waited for a while, but Xu Liang started snoring again.

Chang Jing looked down at Xu Liang, and could only see a silly sleeping face, but he made up a strange picture——

Xu Liang looked at him with a smile, and said meanly: "Do you think I will be jealous for you?"

Chang Jing shook her head, thinking that she must have slept too little, so she plunged into the quilt and fell asleep with all her strength.

The train staggered into Jiangsu.

Xu Liang gritted his teeth and frowned while sleeping, "Chang Xiaomao, you...you look pretty."