The God of Dogs [comprehensive]

Sand Ninja Village became Konoha's affiliated office, and the first head of the management department of the office was the new patriarch of the pharmacist clan.

Lie Dou is dead, and the patriarch of the pharmacist passed the news to Konoha. Konoha has no intention of embarrassing Lie Dou's funeral. In the words of Uchiha Madara, as the first weak person who dares to stand up to Konoha , Konoha has deterred the great powers and the entire continent through this war that is not considered a war, and has gained a lot.

And now that the Ninja of the Wind Country has become a subordinate of Konoha, why does Uchiha Madara bother to liquidate the remaining sandstorm ninjas?This is all done by himself, who will work for him if he is killed?

Therefore, the Konoha Headquarters generously stated that the deceased is the most important, and it is enough to be buried in the ground, and even paid a little funeral expenses.

The new patriarch of the pharmacist breathed a sigh of relief.

Regardless of whether Konoha's move was true or false, at least it effectively appeased the remaining sand ninjas. Coupled with the efforts of the patriarch of the medicine master, the ninjas in the country of the wind soon returned to calm, and they were no longer anxious and panicked all day long. .

But even so, the sand ninjas still feel that there is a rope tied around their necks, because Uchiha Madara hasn't left ==

Uchiha Madara hadn't received the news from Senjujuma, and he couldn't leave with peace of mind. If he wanted to find someone in the desert, he needed the support of the locals. Uchiha Madara asked the chief pharmacist to talk about the matter. He didn't directly say that he was looking for Senju Bashirama, but that he was looking for Helang and Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Wow is that dog so important?After hearing this, the Patriarch Yaoshi muttered to himself, with an anxious look on his face, and immediately ordered all the dark lines in the desert to follow up the news of Helang and Sarutobi Hiruzen. This ancestor sent out the desert.

However, they searched for a few days and found nothing. The Patriarch Yaoshi was dying of worry. Could it be that the first generation of Hokage really died in the desert?

In the beginning, it was the Sandstorm clan who was in charge of chasing and killing Helang, but now all the important people of the Sandstorm clan are dead, only two or three big cats and kittens are left.

At this moment, the informant below said that there was news, and the patriarch of the pharmacist immediately took the news excitedly to find Uchiha Madara, and Uchiha Madara left without saying a word with two tailed beasts.

Pharmacist patriarch: Oye!Long live the first Hokage!

When Uchiha Madara found Helang, Helang was eating roast lamb. He didn't want others to know that he could stand up, and he was still on all fours when he was driving in the desert. A paw is always faster than two paws.

Sarutobi Hiruzen was sitting next to Helang, his mouth was full of oil, he was shocked when he saw Uchiha Madara, he stood up immediately and shouted: "I have seen Madara-sama!"

Uchiha Madara's eyes glanced at Sarutobi Hiruzen, and he rushed to He Lang's side: "Are you all right? Where's Hashirama?"

Helang didn't bother to raise his head and continued to chew the mutton. The next second he hid in the nearby Senju Pillar and popped up. He jumped down and hugged Uchiha Madara, and laughed loudly: "We are back!"

Uchiha Madara's heart slowly fell back into his stomach, and he let out a long breath: "It's fine."

Senju Zhuma blinked: "We found out that Konoha had recruited Sand Shinobi. At first, we thought it was fake news, so we asked He Lang to show up to attract the other party's attention."

If the news is false, Senju Hashima, Senju Tomona and Hinata Hizashi, who are in ambush, can kill each other by surprise. If the news is true, even better, they can go home~

"Madara, you're actually here too!" Senju Hashirama looked at Uchiha Madara with bright eyes: "I thought Madara had returned to the village, are you looking for me?"

Uchiha Madara looked at Senju Hashirama quietly, and suddenly reached out to grab Senju Hashirama's collar, with a bad tone: "Why hasn't the news been sent back for so long?"

Senshou Zhujian scratched his head and laughed: "Because we accidentally ran to the moon!"

"..." Madara Uchiha widened his eyes, remembering how the moon cracked and returned the meteorite a few days ago, the corners of his mouth twitched: "Did you run to the moon?"

He looked at Senshou Feijian and Hyuga Tentoru who ran out of their hiding place in shock, and said in disbelief, "Is it true? The moon?!"

Uchiha Madara looked at Senju Hashirama suddenly, and he looked up and down: "Can you go to the moon like Otsutsuki Hamura?"

Senju Zhuma shook his head: "How is it possible?! Of course I can't do it."

He began to tell Uchiha Madara in detail what happened after entering the desert: "In the beginning, the inability to communicate with Konoha was probably due to the special magnetic field in the sand dunes of the ancient ruins, so the connection was interrupted. Later, we followed the trail of Helang into the The channel on the moon surface, if you go to the moon, it will be even more impossible to get in touch."

Senju Zhuma began to talk endlessly, Senju Tobima sat next to Helang and began to eat roast lamb, and Hyuga Tentou bowed to Uchiha Madara and then sat next to Tobima to eat special Eat up.

After He Lang ate his stomach and hiccupped, Senju Zhuma had already finished talking to Uchiha Madara with dancing.

After hearing this, Uchiha Madara's face was full of regret: "I knew I would go with you."

Go to the moon!How fun that sounds!How can a continent be enough for him to toss with Qianshouzhu?Multiple moons are just right! !

Senshou Bashirama said with a grin: "Don't worry, Madara, after we came out, we made an enchantment near the passage. When we come back, things are not busy, and we plan to go there again."

Helang said lazily: "To be exact, I plan to develop the moon and use the moon as Konoha's real base."

Qianshou Feijian also nodded: "For example, we can put all the little ninjas on the moon, which will be safer, but in this way, the safety of the passage is the most important issue. If the passage is broken, the little ninjas can only be in the There are still many problems in surviving on the moon.”

Uchiha Madara was very excited: "After returning to the village, let's have a good discussion together."

Talking about the channel Uchiha Madara, he remembered the Tenseigan that Senjujuma said. He went to see Hyuga Tenche, and said in a subtle tone: "The Hyuga clan is finally going to produce a decent person."

With Tenseigan, the power of the Hyuga clan will undergo earth-shaking changes, and it seems that the interests of the village will be re-divided, but there is a premise for all of this, that is, Senshou Kaijian has developed a large tube of blood medicine, and the Hyuga clan He also successfully awakened Tenseigan.

Hyuga Tenche said hastily: "We still have to rely on Hashirama-sama and Tobima-sama."

Uchiha Madara glanced at Hinata Tenche with a half-smile, and finally his eyes fell on Helang.

"Can you stand up?"

He Lang nodded: "Yes."

Uchiha Madara: "Can you open your hand?"

He Lang didn't understand, so he said, "Ah, what's the matter?"

Uchiha Madara said with satisfaction: "Finally, it looks a little bit different. Now that the fingers are human-like, you can use ninjutsu."

He crossed his arms and said arrogantly, "Practice ninjutsu well when you get back." After a pause, he added, "I will teach you myself."

Looking at Uchiha Madara's expression, Helang felt his back tremble inexplicably, and he blinked: "Oh! That...thanks a lot."

Senju Zhuma laughed loudly, and he said: "Madara, you think the same as I do! I plan to teach him Taijutsu when I go back, and it happens that you come to teach ninjutsu. Let's see which one of us can teach better!"

Uchiha Madara smiled slightly, and glanced at Helang, thinking that if you don't learn well, I will stew you.

Helang flinched rarely.

He found a gap when Uchiha Madara was not there, and went to ask Senju Zhuma alone.

"Why did Madara think of teaching me ninjutsu?"

That's the Uchiha Madara who lives every day!Of course He Lang is happy to have this strong man personally teach him, but Uchiha Madara is not an enthusiastic person, so he would offer to teach him?

Senshou Zhujian reached out and rubbed Helang's head fiercely.

"Don't look down on yourself too much!"

"Madara actually values ​​you a lot. He thinks your IQ is completely superior to others. It is countless times stronger than 90.00% of the people on the mainland. However, limited by your body and race, your strength improves slowly. There is also limited room for improvement, which has always made Madara a pity."

"After all, in the face of absolute strength, no otherworldly wisdom can do anything, such as Sand Ninja Village this time."

Senju Zhuma has heard Uchiha Madara say that the incident has passed, and he deeply feels that Reetou is a pity.

"His idea is not wrong. If Konoha hadn't been there, Rieto would have succeeded, right?"

"But in the face of Banana's absolute strength, everything Lie Dou has done is like a mantis' arm and a cart, and it is useless at all."

"Helang, you are very, very smart, smarter than me and Madara. If you have the strength not to lose your wisdom, then you will be truly fearless and invincible."

"I personally promoted the birth of such a peerless powerhouse, Madara and I are very excited!"

If He Lang had been comforted by warm water after hearing this, maybe only people like Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara would be happy to see more powerful people born and rise up, because they are so lonely and looking forward to Someone who can stand shoulder to shoulder with them appears on the top of the cloud.

Such a mind, such a magnanimity, can only be a great man of the era who will create a prosperous and peaceful world and end wars and wars.

He Lang felt that his luck was simply too good. To meet people like Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara, and follow them to move forward, as if he would become better and stronger.

"thank you very much."

Helang could only answer in this way.

"It will live up to expectations."

But when He Lang returned to Konoha, he regretted it.

He has five more teachers!five! !

The gymnastics teacher is naturally Senju Hashirama, the ninjutsu teacher is Uchiha Madara, the swordsmanship teacher is Uchiha Izumi, as for Senju Tobema...

"I've already studied the Flying Thunder God information you gave me. Where did you find someone to transform the Flying Thunder God into this? It's so interesting!"

Qianshou Feijian said excitedly: "Your algorithm has inspired me a lot, and I have a new research direction, but your current body shape is different from before, and the strength and fighting style in your body have changed. This formula Need to recalculate!"

He Lang nodded again and again: "So? Can you figure it out?"

Qian Shou Feijian: "Of course I figured it out, but I don't want to tell you."

Helang: "..."

Qianshou Feijian: "After you swallowed the Black Three, your body changed, and after swallowing the Tenseigan device, your body continued to evolve, so it can be concluded from this that you will definitely continue to change, at least..."

He looked at Helang's dog-headed head: "Maybe in the future you will turn into a human face like the legendary ghost?"

"Since this is the case, I can't give you the formula." Qian Shou Fei said ruthlessly: "You must learn the calculation method and all the logic and principles contained in it!"

Helang was dumbfounded.

blah blah blah!

A stack of books suddenly appeared in Qian Shou Fei Jian's hands, and he placed the stack of books heavily in front of He Lang.

"You need to learn all these theoretical books, start studying mathematics, physics and chemistry from today!"

Helang: "..."

He Lang said with a difficult tone: "Aren't you very busy recently? I'm talking about the Hyuga Clan..."

Qianshou Feijian hehe: "After my Flying Thunder God technique was developed, no one has been able to learn it. If you can really learn it, my space ninjutsu will not be lost."

After a pause, he grinned grimly: "If you learn worse than Quan Nai's sword skills, you will never want to know what the formula is from now on!"

...the terrifying Senju and Uchiha's alternative rivalry!God is going to kill me!

He Lang left the laboratory of Qianshoubeijian in a daze, but his nightmares did not stop. Nara Shikao was his fifth teacher.

"Ahhhh~ Lord Helang's claws have turned into human hands? That's great!"

Shikao Nara brought a pen, ink, paper and inkstone, held Helang's furry paw, and wrote the word "dog" with a brush.

"Master Helang, do you know what this word is?"

He Lang couldn't wait to throw the ink on Nara Shigeru's face.

"Of course I know nonsense!"

Nara Shikao looked at He Lang as if he was looking at a naughty child: "But you can't write."

He Lang said angrily, "Of course I can write!"

"Don't be funny, your trembling strokes and stiff and twisted ghost-drawing symbols are words?" Nara Shikao said seriously: "How can a wise dog fairy like you not be able to write elegant and elegant words? Words are the face of a fairy! ! You have to practice calligraphy well."

He put down a stack of copybooks and smiled slightly.

"This is your task for the next month~"

"Fuck you~ Lord Helang~"

"You don't want to write the invitation yourself in the future, but you can't do it with one hand, do you?"

Helang: "..."

He Lang fell into the midst of his intense study, and he had the illusion of imitating the three-year college entrance examination for ten years.

At the beginning, he thought that the most rubbish thing he had learned must be the technique of Flying Thunder God between the Thousand Hands. He built a 3D space model in his mind, calculated the coordinates at the speed of light, and figured out how much spiritual power he needed to use to open the space teleportation... He Lang He felt that Qianshoubeijian's brain must not be a human brain, such complicated formulas, such complicated data, were as simple as breathing and drinking water for this man.

But soon Helang discovered that the most difficult thing was not Fei Leishen's mental arithmetic at all, but Uchiha Madara's ninjutsu lessons.

Uchiha Madara is not a very good teacher. He thinks ninjutsu is very simple, and he can learn it after reading it.

Helang is so smart, Uchiha Madara took it for granted that Helang would be able to read it once.

He Lang also lived up to Uchiha Madara's expectations. He is good at observing and remembering, his dynamic vision is extremely strong, and his alternative mind and eye ability allows him to "see" things that ordinary people cannot see.

He could see the flow of chakra in Madara Uchiha's body, the movements of his fingers and some tricks when making mudras, but when He Lang really started to practice, he found...it was very difficult.

He Lang hadn't bent his fingers for many years, and he suddenly had to use his fingers to make mudras, and he couldn't get used to it for a while. It was the first time he spit fireballs according to the mudras taught by Uchiha Madara, and it took him ten seconds to make six mudras. Just finished printing.

Uchiha Madara's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, ten seconds?He vomited more than a dozen fireballs in ten seconds!

Fortunately, the fireball that Helang spit out in ten seconds is quite powerful, the spiritual power is more concentrated than Chakra, and the power of the fireball spit out is also greater, which somewhat saved Helang's face.

And by learning ninjutsu, He Lang also discovered a subtle problem.

His hands are actually different from humans.

Human knuckles are relatively flexible, but his fingers are a bit stiff, of course this is not important, just take it easy, but the most important thing is...he has six fingers ==

Yes, six, with six fingers on the front paws and five on the back paws.

When he was a dog, there were four fingers on the front of the front paw and one on the side, but in fact there was a meat toe on the outside of the paw, near the calf. This meat toe is the degenerated little finger of a canine animal, basically nothing Use, at most lie on the ground to help stabilize the body.

However, after being stimulated by Hei San and Tenseigan, He Lang's body evolved, and the originally degenerated meat toe moved its position, elongated at the same time and became a little finger.

The little finger has no joints, and there are sharp nails growing on it. Before that, He Lang only paid attention to the front fingers, but did not pay attention to the little finger on the outside of the palm. After all, he used to have fleshy toes, and he never used those fleshy toes, even when he was a human. Five fingers, so he subconsciously forgot about the little meat toe.

When you start practicing ninjutsu, the problem comes.

When the chakra meridian stretches to the wrist, He Lang is different from others. Everyone divides it into five parts, but he divides it into six parts.

The fireball spit out was not powerful at all, but exploded because of the instability caused by a little less chakra.

Helang either finds a way to seal the chakra leading to the little finger, or finds a way to accommodate the sixth finger into the seal, otherwise his future practice of ninjutsu will cause problems with the operation of the jutsu's chakra.

Helang was dumbfounded.

But Madara Uchiha got excited and developed a new set of exclusive dog prints for six paws. It's interesting to think about it!

So Uchiha Madara gave Senju Zhuma a series of follow-up work, and retreated by himself to help Helang figure out the problem of seal formation.

The ninjutsu class was temporarily stranded, and He Lang went to Uchiha Quanna to learn sword skills.

In view of the fact that Inugami is a shikigami who uses a long sword to fight, the moment Helang holds the sword, his body will adjust subconsciously, his hind legs will bend slightly, his body will lean forward, and he will hold the handle tightly with both hands. The little finger of the knife will also protrude from the meat groove, weakly supporting the handle of the knife.

Uchiha Izumi touched his chin: "You... seem to be very talented in swordsmanship!"

Not everyone subconsciously adjusts themselves to the most suitable posture for swinging a knife the moment they get the knife!

He Lang also felt very strange. When he got the knife, the knife seemed to be an extended part of his body, the movement of swinging the knife, the trajectory of the blade falling, the ups and downs of the body and the steps... everything would come to mind, as if he had always been will be average.

Uchiha Quanna shifted his eyes from the posture of holding the knife, and stopped on Helang's two hind paws.

"I don't need to teach you your posture. As for the sword technique...I believe you have been fighting for so many years, and you know how to use it somewhat, but there is a problem."

Uchiha Izumi said seriously: "Your foot is unstable, of course I can understand, you are used to running on four legs, and now you suddenly become two legs to support the whole body, there is indeed a phenomenon of instability."

"But if you want to learn knife skills well, you must change this problem."

"The base is unstable, you can't maintain your center of gravity, and it will even affect your speed and attack direction. Even if your sword skills are exquisite, it is still useless." Uchiha Izumi walked up to He Lang, reached out and patted He Lang's slender waist: "And your waist, the strength of the waist and abdomen also needs to be strengthened. In the past, when you were slender, you needed to maintain flexibility. Now it's different. When you swing a knife, you need the strength of your waist and abdomen and the support of your lower body, otherwise..."

Uchiha Izumi turned around abruptly, and the long legs just hit He Lang's slender waist. He Lang's footsteps crooked, his waist and abdomen shrank, and he fell to the ground with a grunt ==

Uchiha Quanna shook his head: "This is not possible."

Helang: "..."

Uchiha Izumi clapped his hands: "You should go to practice Taijutsu first, and polish your body well."

Helang: "..."

Senshou Zhuma left the office in a daze.

He felt that he just went to the desert and walked around the moon. Why did everyone look at him meaningfully after returning to the village?

Duojiang always avoids him, Taohua smiles when he sees him, the senior management looks at him with pity, and the villagers look at him like a scumbag... What's wrong?

Before he could figure out the reason, Uchiha Quanna kicked him out of the office.

"Helang's physical skills are too poor. He needs to adapt to his current body as quickly as possible, otherwise he won't be able to practice other things."

"Didn't you teach him physical skills? Go back and urge him to practice hard!"

Senshou Zhujian could only run home to teach Helang.

Helang practiced in the training ground at home in pain.

He Lang was arranged to squat in the Qianshouzhujian.

Letting a dog squat on a horse is simply too insane!

But Helang still has to squat like this, otherwise what's the use of him being able to stand upright?

Qianshou Zhujian asked He Lang: "Speaking of which, after I came back, I felt that there was something wrong with the way everyone looked at me."

He Lang felt that his soul was about to fly out of his mouth, his two thin legs were so tired QAQ he said angrily: "Go to the intelligence department and ask yourself, Yashen will never hide it from you."

Qianshou Zhujian looked at He Lang: "Are you all right?"

He Lang said weakly: "I will persevere."

Qianshou Zhujian blinked: "I have a good idea."

A quarter of an hour later, Qianshou Zhujian came over with Jin Shuo in his arms.

He Lang looked dumbfounded, but Jin Shuo didn't seem to react.

Qianshou Zhujian said: "I went to the Ninja Beast Management Department and sent Jin Shuo a task, and he will watch you practice every day."

He Lang was dumbfounded: "Thousand-handed Zhujian!" You have turned bad! !

Qianshou Zhujian said sincerely, "You have to set a good example for Jin Shuo!"

After finishing speaking, Senju Hashirama waved his hand happily and left.

Jin Shuo and He Lang were left looking at each other.