The God of Dogs [comprehensive]

"..."

Uchiha Madara rubbed his temples, and kept telling himself that Hashirama would often be stupid, don't be as knowledgeable as him...

"Madara?! You, you...why do you want to be a woman?!" Senshou Zhuma's face was dazed.

"Brother! Tell me, did Senju Hashirama force you?" Uchiha Quanna was furious.

"I didn't! I never forced Madara!" Senju Bashima hurriedly cleared his suspicion.

"Then why did my brother have the idea of ​​becoming a woman? If it wasn't for getting involved with you, would my brother have become like this?" Uchiha Izuna accused angrily, looking at it, she wished she could directly strangle Senju Hashirama to death.

"Quenna, you have to trust me, I didn't!" Hashirama shouted.

"You lied..." Uchiha Izumi didn't believe it.

"..."

The quarrel between Senju Zhuma and Uchiha Quanna gave Uchiha Madara the illusion of being in the vegetable market.

The veins on his forehead were bouncing, and Uchiha Madara took a deep breath, instead of looking at Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Izumi who were arguing, he turned to look at Helang.

"what happened?"

Helang: "What's going on?"

Uchiha Madara: "What becomes a woman? Nonsense!"

He Lang: "Didn't Erwei just say that? He doesn't know about infinite moon reading, but he knows that ten tailed beasts together will become the old man in feather clothes, his mother..."

He looked at the cat and said, "Hey, who is that old man in feather clothes you're talking about?"

Maoyou: "That's what you call the Sage of the Six Paths!"

He Lang looked surprised: "What? Madara Uchiha wants to be the Sage of the Six Paths!?"

Because he was too surprised, He Lang's voice could be called a scream, and instantly suppressed the quarrel between Senju Zhuma and Uchiha Quanna.

Senju Bashima hugged Uchiha Madara suddenly, with a panicked expression.

"Madara! What's wrong with you? Have you been possessed by something? Why do you want to be the mother of the Sage of the Six Paths?!"

Uchiha Quanna also had a frightened face: "Brother, what's wrong with you? Are you okay? Do you feel a headache? Are you feeling unwell? Why can't you think about it? Tell me! I'll help you!!"

Uchiha Madara couldn't bear it anymore, and roared angrily: "Shut up--!"

For a moment, the basement was quiet.

Uchiha Madara scanned around, and finally looked at the second tail who broke the news. His expression was extremely gloomy, and his expression was extremely ugly.

"What do you mean ten tailed beasts gathered together will become old man Yuyi's mother?"

"Who is the old man in Yuyi? The legendary Sage of the Six Paths?"

Under Uchiha Madara's eyes of reincarnation, the cat pouted again, and said in a low voice: "That's what I said, our nine-tailed beasts are actually formed by the old man Yuromo, and the so-called ten-tailed body is his mother, the legendary Otsutsuki Kaguya Hime."

He Lang concluded: "Can it be said that Otsutsuki Kaguya's power is too strong, and the Sage of the Six Paths split her power into nine parts?"

The cat thought for a while and said, "That's almost what it means."

Helang: "Ah, that Jinchuriki of the Ten Tails could really become Otsutsuki Kaguya Hime!"

Maoyou: "The old man Yuyi said that his mother is a very cruel person. He and his younger brother Yucun teamed up to finally defeat his mother and seal her away."

He Lang raised his eyebrows: "If Madara becomes Ten Tails Jinchuriki, will he wake up that Kaguya Princess?"

Maoyou: "Maybe, anyway, the old man Yuyi specifically said, don't let Ten Tails wake up."

Helang looked at Madara Uchiha's expressionless face, swept Senjujuma with his big furry tail, and continued to discuss with the cat again: "Then have you heard of Infinity Tsukiyomi?"

The cat hehe again: "Of course I haven't heard of it, what kind of stupid idea is this?"

He Lang blinked: "Huh? Isn't this broken stone tablet in front of you handed down by the Sage of the Six Paths? I remember Quan Nai said that last time, since it is the Infinity Tsukuyomi handed down by the Sage of the Six Paths, you don't know at all?"

The cat said without hesitation: "I said it was fake last time. If it was true, wouldn't Uchiha Quanna give his eyes to Uchiha Madara?"

He turned his back to Uchiha Madara, didn't see Uchiha Madara's cold eyes and expressionless face at all, and said carelessly: "I didn't expect Uchiha Madara to be fooled after Uchiha Quanna was almost fooled." Already!"

The more he talked, the happier the cat was, and the cat rolled on the ground with its belly in its arms again: "Hahahaha, I'm going to die of laughing, I must tell the nine lamas about this, Indra will have such a stupid day..."

Before he finished speaking, he slapped the cat with a huge force, and directly slapped the cat on the wall again. The force was so great that the cat's body was embedded in the wall and remained motionless.

Everyone shut up, their eyes fluttered and they just didn't want to look at Uchiha Madara.

Senju Zhuma made a quick decision, picked up Uchiha Madara suddenly, turned and ran away.

But in the blink of an eye, the figure between Uchiha Madara and Senjujuma disappeared, Uchiha Quanna was a step too late to react, he stamped his feet angrily, and chased after him.

He Lang rolled his eyes, and he took out the seal scroll and handed it to Xingzi: "You put away that stele, and when Uchiha Madara regains his sanity, let him tell everyone about it."

Xingzi nodded, he jumped to the stone tablet with the scroll in his arms, unfolded the scroll, sealed the stone tablet in, put away the scroll, and saw Helang stretching out his paws and slapping the wall, and the cat found it again after he cracked the wall. Void jumps off the wall.

When the cat jumped down again, it trembled all over: "Damn Uchiha Madara, this bastard actually shot me into the wall, it's too much!"

He Lang conformed: "Exactly! How could he treat the village chief of our village like this! He must lose face severely!"

The cat said angrily again: "You're right!" Although the cat spoke harshly, the cat was self-aware: "But he's really strong."

Xingzi staggered and almost fell.

He Lang: "Since you can't beat it, you can only outsmart it!"

The cat humbly asked again: "Oh? What is outsmart?"

"Why did Uchiha Madara hit you? Don't you just think you're talking nonsense?" He Lang came up with a bad idea: "You have to prove that you are right! Your words from a tailed beast may not have weight, you can ask other Tailed Beast's information about Infinite Tsukiyomi and Ten Tails, and then put the evidence in front of Uchiha Madara and told him that he was really wrong!"

The cat suddenly realized again: "You're right! I'm going to make him lose face and make him ashamed in front of everyone!"

He Lang almost applauded: "You're right, just do it!"

The cat said earnestly again: "Thank you, I'll go find Jiu Lama and the others!"

After speaking, the cat swished away again.

Xingzi looked at the back of the cat running away speechlessly, and he could already foresee that there would be another valley outside the village.

He said softly: "Helang, Master Ban will beat up the tailed beasts."

He Lang shrugged: "Madara has become angry from embarrassment. She must be angry if she was cheated. Senshou Zhujian can be regarded as my master. I would lose face if I get beaten every day. How about letting Madara beat the tailed beast? How good it is to vent your anger."

Xingzi laughed, and there seemed to be light flashing in the emerald green eyes.

He said: "Thank you, Helang, in fact, people don't like tail beasts, if they get beaten, we will be very happy."

He Lang was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly remembered something.

As there are more and more ninjas in the village, there are more and more ninja beasts. Maybe it's time to rectify the psychic ninja beasts.

And... if it's done well, maybe it can add some extra money to the ninja beasts.

Leaving the shrine, He Lang went to the Thousand Hands Gate.

Senshou Feijian is one of the most conscientious people in the high-level. When He Lang found Senshou Feijian, Senshou Feijian was discussing the defense of the village with Nara Lusheng.

When he saw He Lang, there was a sinister smile on the Qianshoupan. He still hadn't forgotten what He Lang cheated on him before.

He said in a loud voice: "The first village chief who retreated finally came out of the retreat? He didn't forget to ask Gray Crane to help during the retreat. Tell me honestly, why did you retreat?"

He Lang rubbed his nose and glanced at Nara Shishi, who immediately understood, "I'll come back to you tomorrow."

Qianshou nodded, folded his hands on his chest and fixed He Lang.

He Lang coughed and said softly, "Oh, Feijian, I need to tell you something."

He told Senju Feima about the first time Uchiha Quanna was almost cheated, and the second time Uchiha Madara was almost cheated.

"Someone seems to have been plotting against Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Quanna, as well as what Cat Mata revealed about Otsuki Kaguya Hime and Six Paths Sage Otsuki Yuromo, you can check it out if you have time."

Senshou Fei frowned, and he said: "At the beginning, when my elder brother suddenly said that he would use his Mutun cells to help Uchiha Madara to treat his eyes, I felt strange. I have studied Mutun cells, and this kind of cells have very strong Repulsion, it is impossible to be compatible with other people's blood, why is the eldest brother so sure that Uchiha Madara can accept it, it turns out..."

After a pause, the corner of his mouth twitched and said, "So Uchiha and Senju are still relatives."

He Lang asked in surprise, "Didn't Qianshou Zhujian tell you?"

Qianshouban said with a blank expression, "No, he never said anything about it."

"Uchiha Madara didn't say that either?"

"Neither did he."

He Lang was dumbfounded: "I thought it would improve the mood between the two clans by spreading the news that you are brothers."

Qianshou frowned: "Forget it, I'll ask Big Brother later."

Helang: "There is something else I need to discuss with you."

"I found that there are more and more Ninja Beasts in the village, do I need to register too?"

Qianshou Feijian shook his head: "The psychic scroll is a secret within the ninja family, and they probably won't be willing to register it."

Helang: "I understand the concerns of those families. The psychic beasts do not live in Konoha and do not need a level, but the psychic beasts that occupy the land of Konoha and live here must be of a level. If they do not register, they will be treated as an invading enemy. Or a spy, what should I do if I accidentally kill him?"

"..." Qianshou Feijian was thoughtful: "If you don't live in Konoha, and unregistered Ninja Beast enters Konoha...how do you tell?"

He Lang grinned and showed a serious smile: "Of course we should kill them first."

Qianshou smiled, and this smile was a little colder. If Helang came a few more times, those families who tried to hide their psychic ninjas would come and register crying.

"Why did you suddenly think of registering Ninja Beasts?" Qian Shou Feijian asked, "Only you can do this kind of thing, because you are also a psychic beast."

He Lang nodded: "I suddenly felt that ninja beasts can also be subsidized by Konoha."

"..." Qianshou Feijian's face suddenly became extremely ugly: "What did you say?"

"I mean, all ninja beasts that are registered and pass the test are eligible to receive Konoha's mission rewards and allowances. According to the ninja's level, ninja beasts also need hierarchical management." He Lang said solemnly: "Strength Powerful Ninja Beasts are nothing, it depends on how much Ninja Beasts have contributed to Konoha and how many tasks they have completed before they are eligible to upgrade.”

"Only a complete promotion mechanism can stimulate the enthusiasm of ninja beasts."

He Lang blinked: "The existence of tail beasts has stimulated many ninja beasts. After all, for ninja beasts, the strength of tail beasts is overwhelming, which will weaken the enthusiasm of ninja beasts."

"The tailed beasts running around in the village can become Hokage if they don't do missions and don't contribute to Konoha, why?"

Qianshou pointed at He Lang's nose: "This is what you started."

"Well, so Hokage also needs to accept the assessment." He Lang said nonchalantly: "Separation of powers, I remember that it was written in the book brought back by Bai Yan?"

Qianshou was stunned, and said meaningfully: "Brother likes the communist society."

He Lang nimbly jumped to Qianshou Feijian's table, and looked at Qianshou Feijian seriously: "The idea of ​​Qianshou Feijian is unrealistic, you should be very clear, now Konoha's composition is complicated, and the separation of powers is the most suitable of."

Hokage is the symbol of the village and the implementer of various policies, and the representatives of each family are the makers of the rules of the village. At the same time, Konoha needs an alternative force, a force that absolutely abides by the rules and will not be bribed to control Hokage. It was ruled that if a mistake is made, the third force has the right to veto Hokage and the family representatives of the village.

Hokage decides the village family representative and the leader of the third force. A family representative has the right to formulate all the rules of the village and veto certain policies proposed by Hokage. According to the rules formulated, the third force has a restrictive effect on the first two , In this way, Konoha's structure is truly stable, instead of relying solely on the strong strength of Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara.

Qian Shou looked at He Lang: "You have to convince Big Brother."

He Lang agreed: "No problem, but I also have a need." He looked seriously at Qianshoubeijian: "I want to learn your technique of flying thunder god."

Qian Shou was stunned: "Flying Thunder God?" He stared at He Lang suspiciously: "Can you learn it?"

He Lang rolled his big eyes: "Don't look down on my IQ!"

Qianshou Feijian shook his head: "I don't look down on your IQ, but learning the Flying Thunder God technique requires not only a high IQ, but also the perception and sensitivity of space. This feeling is innate and cannot be cultivated."

Helang: "IQ is also a talent. As time goes by, what humans increase is experience rather than IQ."

Thousand Hands said helplessly: "Okay, since you want to learn, here is the scroll, take it."

He took out a scroll from his pocket and handed it to Helang: "But why do you suddenly want to learn this?"

He Lang sighed: "I may need your help for something, but I'm not sure right now, let's wait for a while."

He Lang put away the scroll: "I'm going to deal with Ninja Beast, you should be busy."

Qian Shou Feijian took half a beat to react, and let He Lang run away again!

At this moment, a ninja slammed into the door, and he reported loudly: "It's not good, Togama-sama, Madara-sama and Hashirama-sama are fighting."

Qian Shou Feijian sneered in his heart, what day did they not fight?

He said nonchalantly: "Find someone nearby to guard, remember to send them the bill for destroying public property and protective barrier."

Jiaren: "...Yes."

——Even if you give the bill to Hashirama-sama, you are the one who pays him~

If Helang wants to rectify the ninja beasts in Konoha Village, he must first rectify his own house.

He called Bai Yan and Gray Crane, and looked at the list of his ninja dogs. The dogs of the wolf dog family need to go through basic training and assessment. Dogs who have completed or failed the assessment are not included in the list.

"We need to formulate a standard Ninja beast hierarchy, similar to Konoha Genin, Chunin and Hurt, and Elite Jōnin."

Gray Crane is the most realistic: "Is there any benefit?"

He Lang had a serious expression on his face: "I plan to let the leveled psychic beasts get Konoha's allowance and mission commission."

Gray Crane immediately agreed: "You and I support you, big brother!"

Bai Yan said calmly: "The Ninja will not agree."

He Lang shrugged: "Don't worry, the official statement is to fabricate a reasonable and perfect birth and promotion system for the shadows of Muye Village, otherwise ninjas from other countries will think that the shadows of our village are just a joke."

Gray Crane: "There are more than 40 members of our family who have passed the internal assessment. Do we need to conduct a second assessment?"

"Yes, let everyone who has not completed the task come to the assessment." He Lang: "The articles on the assessment items and assessment standards are well-written, so I can hand them over to Feijian."

However, in one afternoon, all the dogs of the wolf dog clan passed the assessment. According to Helang's latest assessment standards, only he and Bai Yan were two top ninjas. All dogs are Chunin, and the ten weakest dogs are Genin level.

——In fact, the contractors of the dogs judged to be ninja level are also half-children of the Senshou clan, and those little guys are also ninja =v=

The next day, with the latest strength evaluation released, He Lang submitted a document about Ninja Beast's mission commission and allowance to Qianshou Feijian. After receiving this document, Qianshou Feijian immediately hosted a high-level meeting.

What?The village head cat again?Oh, he was beaten by Uchiha Madara.

What?Between Thousand Hands?Oh, and he got punched by Uchiha Madara too.

What?Uchiha Madara?Oh, he was abducted by Senshou Bashirama.

When representatives of many families in the village got the document, someone asked a question.

"My lord, if Ninja Beast received Konoha allowance and mission commission, it would be the same as a ninja, right? Then the relationship between Ninja Beast and the family..."

He Lang: "You take care of it yourself. The village doesn't care about these. The reason why this document was submitted is because of some ninja beasts. Yes, I'm not wrong. It's me, who has the ability to perform tasks alone, and my contractor Senshou Bashirama also has great strength, and it would be a waste of combat power to put the two of us together on missions."

"After the publication of this document, some powerful Ninja Beasts will be able to better serve the village, and at the same time, Ninja Beasts will be able to obtain more resources." After a pause, he added: "Of course, some Ninja Beasts Ninjas and Ninjas are born together. Ninja Beasts are stronger. I think it is also a good thing for Ninjas. The village will not force Ninja Beasts to send missions. Ninja Beasts with master assistance and combat strength that match the missions can of course It is not mandatory to go out on a mission with the master."

Some people's faces immediately improved a lot when they heard the words, but...

Nara Shikao said: "My family's deer are not ninja beasts, do they also need to register and participate in the evaluation?"

He Lang: "It doesn't matter if it's a Ninja Beast. Our village head is still a Tailed Beast. What matters is whether the Ninja Beast has contributed to Konoha."

"If your deer donates velvet and other materials to the hospital, they can also receive Konoha subsidies."

"The village is everyone's village. Everyone contributes, so naturally we should give back with warmth and rewards. Ninja Beast helped us, so we naturally have to give basic allowances and share."

"Ninjas can get rewards by working hard to complete tasks, but what about ninjas?" He Lang smiled: "In this way, everyone's enthusiasm can be fully mobilized."

Qianshou scanned the room and added: "Konoha has been established for half a year. Our village's defense system has passed the test of time and has been supplemented. It is basically complete and has no loopholes. The monitoring of the village's entrances and exits is very strong. If there are unknown ninjas coming in and out, we can also find out and take certain measures against them."

As soon as this remark came out, the expressions of many people changed. What does this mean?If you don't register now, will you still be treated as an enemy if you use psychic beasts in the future?

"That's basically it. Is there anything else you don't understand?"

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, Nara Shikao said: "Why don't you let everyone discuss it with Ninja Beast first?"

He Lang raised his chin: "Not every Ninja Beast will fight for its own rights and interests. Only occasionally powerful Ninja Beasts can raise this point, such as me."

He squinted, and his black eyes were fixed on everyone present.

"Or is it that you usually abuse Ninja Beasts and don't want Ninja Beasts to appear in front of everyone?"

"No no."

"Yes, the first-generation adults were joking."

"How could we abuse Ninja Beast? He eats better than me."

"However, if such a regulation is implemented rashly, Ninja Beast may not be able to adapt..."

Many members of the family were laughing, but He Lang was unmoved: "Registration is entirely voluntary. It doesn't make any sense to discuss it in advance and know it at this time."

A member of a small family said with flickering eyes: "My lord, what do I need to write when registering information?"

"If you plan to enter the Konoha Ninja system, you will naturally need detailed information. If you just register to prevent being regarded as an enemy, you only need to register a name. For example, our wolf dog family, the Senju family only needs to register the wolf dog. gone."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Although Uchiha Izumi had never spoken, he did not object. Senshou Feijian even spoke out in support of Helang, and Helang also said that it was all voluntary. Finally, this document was passed. And became part of the Konoha Ninja system.

He Lang got the approval document and also got the right to form the Ninja Beast Mechanism.

He shook the file and showed a satisfied smile.

Since Gilgamesh said that he is a dog that is as powerful as a human being compared with a human being, and that he is ugly and beautiful, then he will give it a try.

In the village of ninjas, the ninja mechanism is established. I don’t know if there will be ninjas shouting that I am not inferior to humans after countless years?

Helang is looking forward to it.