The God of Dogs [comprehensive]

After the big tengu's voice fell, the field was silent for a while.

Faintly, it seemed that a crow was scolding a fool.

In the next second, the Dajiangshan monster duo laughed wildly, and the Lord of Arakawa raised his hand to cover his face as if he couldn't bear to look directly at it, and even Lei Chan's subordinates who followed him laughed.

He Lang coughed and muttered, "A white dog is a white dog."

Daitengu said angrily: "How can it be the same? If your mother beats me up because I am called Daitengu, then I have nothing to say, but I am called Daitengu, and she thinks that I cannot be called Daitengu because I am not a dog." By beating me up and robbing my home, isn't that an insult to me?"

He Lang coughed again and again, and the corners of Zang Ma's mouth twitched. Although it sounded absurd and unbelievable, but thinking about the domineering and willful style of He Lang's mother back then... Hey, it was indeed something she would do.

Cangma said, "Anyway, the strong is king, and it's pretty good if she didn't kill you."

Big Tengu snorted coldly: "Of course I understand this truth, so I have made some achievements in my cultivation for many years, so I plan to go back to my home!"

Then he was beaten by the friend of the big white dog's son...

Hey, it's really sad to hear and cry.

He Lang shrugged: "Now this place is mine, I lent it to Zang Ma, don't think about it."

Big Tengu stared at Helang coldly, and suddenly said: "We fought Lei Chan before, and we won."

Nonsense, the four ssr's still brought their nanny and Lei Chan to fight, if Lei Chan can win, he will be damned.

He looked at Zangma: "The treasure you want is in our hands."

Cangma said leisurely: "You want to exchange that for your old nest? You're dreaming!"

The prisoner still wants to negotiate conditions?

Big Tengu snorted, and turned to look at He Lang instead: "I want to exchange my subordinates with you!"

His peach blossom!His cherry blossoms!His firefly! !His nanny Tiantuan!

He Lang was taken aback for a moment, but he changed his opinion of Ootengu a bit, he still remembered his subordinates after being imprisoned, well, this boss is quite qualified.

He glanced at Zangma, who was more reliable than Zangma.

Zang Ma frowned, thinking silently in his heart, if He Lang agrees to exchange, then he will be the one who is unlucky!

It is impossible for Helang to stay in the Demon Realm for too long. Once Helang leaves, the big tengu with nurse Tiantuan will make a comeback. How can he deal with the big tengu?

Thinking of this, Zang Ma immediately said to He Lang: "Don't agree, my treasure house is up to you to choose!"

He Lang rolled his big eyes, as if he didn't know what the Tibetan horse's treasury was?It's nothing more than gold, silver and jewelry, and it's useless for him to come.

Zang Ma also thought of this question, and he quickly said: "I plan to move, but if you refuse him, I will return this hill to you."

He Lang said angrily, "This hill is mine in the first place."

As soon as he said the words, He Lang realized, he looked at Zang Ma in surprise: "You want to move?"

Zangma said: "I think it's a bit troublesome to occupy the mountain as king. My organization is not so much a monster country, but a group of thieves and treasure diggers. It's troublesome to have a fixed lair."

For example, this time Lei Chan led people to fight, and Zangma could only lead his men to defend, completely losing the advantage of the bandit group hiding in Tibet and doing things secretly.

Helang thought for a while and said, "Well, I agree to your conditions, the mountain is still mine, and Otengu, Ibaraki-douji and Shuten-douji can't trouble you, how about it?"

Zang Ma asked cunningly: "While you were here, or from now on?"

He Lang said: "Of course it will be like this in the future, you give me the mountain top, and I will help you to protect it, how about it?"

Cangma felt that he was not at a disadvantage, so he agreed.

Big Tengu was a little anxious: "Wait..."

He Lang said: "Now the mountain is mine, I can lease it to you, and by the way, I will lock Taohua and the others on the mountain, so you can be the jailer."

Daitengu and Kurama were taken aback at the same time, their expressions changed.

Zang Ma looked at He Lang with admiration in his eyes, and then he gritted his teeth: "So that's how it is..."

He Lang put the Peach Blossom Demon and other monsters on the top of the mountain, and then rented the top of the mountain to Datengu. Isn't this a disguised form of returning Datengu's nanny Tiantuan to him?

Big Tengu naturally understood the meaning of this, he looked at Helang in disbelief, with a flash of vigilance in his eyes: "What do you want to do?"

He Lang really didn't want to do anything, he said casually: "Just take care of my house, Ibaraki-douji and Shuten-douji are also my friends, friends of friends are friends, you have a place to stay, and someone in my house is watching ..."

Big Tengu still didn't believe that pies would fall from the sky, He Lang's heart moved: "There is one thing that needs your attention."

He Lang beckoned and asked the big tengu to come closer, and the big tengu approached He Lang cautiously, and He Lang said in a low voice: "Zang Ma will be doomed, you help me keep an eye on it, just don't let him die."

Big Tengu looked at He Lang suspiciously, and in the next second he saw the platycodon pattern embroidered on the inside of He Lang's shirt.

His expression darkened in an instant, and he stared at He Lang: "...What is the relationship between Abe Seimei and you?"

He Lang tilted his head: "Oh, I learned Yin Yang from him, he is my teacher."

Da Tiangou's mood suddenly became very complicated, and he said after a long while: "... If you make a promise to the king, you will never go back on your word."

Hey, he still owes Abe Seimei a favor. It was Abe Seimei who fished out the bewitched self from Hei Qingming, and was taught to be a tengu by Seimei's apprentice again in a blink of an eye. This feeling...

He Lang laughed immediately after hearing this, and clapped his hands: "Then the matter was settled so happily!"

...hasn't been resolved yet.

Lei Chan was still dizzy.

Shuten-douji and Lei Chan were quite happy fighting before, now seeing that the matter of Otengu was settled, he glared at Kurama: "What did you do to Lei Chan?"

Zangma was in a bad mood, and when he heard this, he immediately became annoyed: "I didn't do anything!!"

Seeing that he really didn't do anything this time, and fell down by himself under the name of Lei Chan, is he to blame instead?

He Lang inspected it under the vigilant eyes of Lei Chan's subordinates, and came to an incredible conclusion: "... fainted from hunger?!"

Tibetan horse: "..." Huh?

Lei Chan's subordinates suddenly realized: "That's right, my king hasn't eaten for 200 years."

He Lang blinked, unable to understand: "...Is he on a diet to lose weight?"

He Lang took a look at Lei Chan's body shape, broad shoulders, thin waist and hips, strong muscles and a slender figure, a handsome face with demon patterns on it, attractive and powerful, where does he need to lose weight?

Lei Chan's subordinates were full of black lines: "How is it possible? The reason why my king doesn't eat is because..."

Lei Chan, as the lord of a country and a big monster who feeds on monsters, fell into the vortex of love 200 years ago.

His true love is a woman, a woman who is a funeral director in this world. Funeral masters have a strange reputation among human beings. They increase their autoantibodies by eating sick parts of patients, and treat patients with their own antibody-containing flesh and blood.

So when Lei Chan was hungry and wanted to eat people, and happened to meet a female funeral director, his fate took a small turn.

"I can't forget the way she looked at me." After waking up, Lei Chan's voice was still weak, but his eyes were very bright, and the smile on his lips was very faint, true and happy: "In her eyes, I am not a monster. , is not a human being, just an existence that needs to eat her flesh and blood, no different from her countless patients."

"I want to change the look in her eyes."

When a monster is obsessed with a human being, the relationship can easily change qualitatively.

"But she was human, and she died in the end."

Lei Chan spoke in a flat tone about her past love and her decision not to eat human beings again: "Although I'm hungry, but the promise is the promise."

He Lang looked at Lei Chan, the man was still smiling, as if he wasn't the monster that was gradually dying, it was a kind of boldness and indifference that ignored everything and regarded life and death as nothing.

Helang has always admired such people.

He Lang felt it was a pity to see such a guy die.

Well, something should be done.

"Have you ever heard of a plant nutrient called white radish?"

So He Lang took out the No. [-] white radish souvenir and began to sell this food to Lei Chan: "Take this stuff to make soup and drink it. If you are really hungry, eat a little. It should relieve your pain."

Lei Chan shook her head: "I am a carnivorous monster, and I am not a vegetarian."

It's not that he hasn't tried eating other things, but other things can't provide him with energy, and he doesn't feel full. It's better not to eat.

He Lang looked like you heard me absolutely right: "Who said you can't be a vegetarian? I have traveled through many worlds, and I have seen you in this situation."

Lei Chan stared at He Lang suspiciously.

Helang ran the train full of mouthfuls: "You are physiologically anorexic, you can't eat meat for some reason, if you are a human, you can maintain your body's nutrition by eating vegetables and fruits, but it is difficult for us monsters to obtain other energy from non-specific food .”

Lei Chan nodded: "Yes, I can only increase my strength by eating people."

He Lang laughed and said, "That means you haven't tried enough."

He pointed to the white radish and said, "This kind of thing is a special product of the sacred tree. I have traveled through so many worlds, and I have only seen this kind of magical plant."

Bailuo No. [-] looks like a human being, and all the monsters gather around to marvel at it.

"Don't look like a human, but it actually contains the essence of the sacred tree." He Lang smiled and looked at Shuten-douji and Ibaraki-douji: "We will meet again after a long time, I will treat you to a stew pot."

He said to Lei Chan again: "It doesn't matter if you are worried about maladaptation, I will cook a pot, you can drink some soup later and try it, if you can't eat it, give up, if you can eat it, it is also a good thing for you, Right?"

Lei Chan was dizzy from being entangled, and his subordinates kept pushing him, so he finally let go: "Then try."

He Lang immediately became happy: "Come, come, everyone, come to the top of my house together, and we will eat barbecue stew pot!"