The God of Dogs [comprehensive]

He Lang thought for a long time but couldn't come up with a clue, so he could only put the matter aside in the end.

He looked at the stone tablet in his hand, and according to He Lang's original intention, he wanted to smash it, but considering that it might still be useful later, the most important thing is the black three...

He Lang rolled his eyes and decided to modify the content on the stele.

Here I want to emphasize that there are several layers of content on the ancestral stele of the Uchiha family, and there are also many seals. The innermost one is naturally the real inscription on the stele and a shallow barrier.

However, the real inscription has been modified by Hei San long ago, and that layer of seal was naturally broken by Hei San. Now the barrier on this stele is completely added by the patriarchs and powerful clansmen of Uchiha generations. What is interesting is that Hei San modified the stele By no means once, according to the grammar and wording of the above eras, it can be seen that the black three will be revised every 200 years, as if they are afraid that the Uchihas will not understand the content, but it happens that the Uchihas change The patriarch only strengthened it once, resulting in a mess of content on the stone tablet, and various enchantments.

He Lang stared at a pair of golden eyes, and saw the content directly through the layers of barriers. He had to say that Black Three could express the same meaning with four or five kinds of grammar. This guy's literary talent is not bad.

After reading the content, let’s look at the enchantment again. This is the Uchiha family’s Sharingan enchantment from the beginning to the end, from the simple application of Sharingan at the beginning to all kinds of messy enchantments later. These enchantments The level of development is not from low to high, but in a zigzag shape.

It’s funny to say that the seal level of the Uchiha family has never been as good as that of Senju and Uzumaki. Their families rely on the special ability of Sharingan to strengthen the barrier, so that some patriarchs have strong eyes, and some patriarchs have weak eyes. , Some patriarchs have very special eye abilities, and some patriarchs have eye abilities that don't match the barrier at all.

This caused the barriers on the stele to be powerful and some simple. If a powerful patriarch came out and sealed the barrier too hard, the next patriarch would really not be able to see the above content, and the black three would try their best to help weaken it. Formation, really...

He Lang was very happy to see it. After reading it, he hugged the stele and laughed a lot, and then started to fake it.

Since Black Three can play tricks on it, so can he!

He Lang fiddled with it for a while, and after leaving what he wanted to say on it, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, and secretly made a clone to send the stele back, and no one noticed it.

After dealing with the stele, He Lang relaxed a lot. He temporarily put aside the matter of Uchiha, thinking about the future.

"Set a small goal first."

The office has been established, and the goal at this stage is to make the office work, extend its tentacles to the whole continent, and effectively provide him with various information.

He Lang murmured: "With information, you won't be blind, and you can run the moon landing better."

"The Third World War is about to break out, and it's too easy for people to die during the war."

He Lang smiled and took his time, he was not in a hurry.

The foreign reception office was gradually on the right track, and a large amount of information came from the capitals of various countries. Helang began to teach Tsunade and the new department members how to analyze the information.

A lot of information that is extremely ordinary in the eyes of Tsunade and others can form a coherent line in the eyes of He Lang. This ability makes Tsunade extremely admired, and also makes all the department members sincerely admire.

He Lang pointed out a few times, and soon there were excellent ninjas who showed talent in intelligence, such as Zhuludie... Well, get rid of the fat man of Akido School, Yamanaka and Nara have stuffed people into this department, come here The guy from the Uchiha family is quite talented, which made Helang very satisfied. After the guys from the Uchiha family were cut several times by Helang, they no longer dare to look at people with their chins. Nose and heart, very well-behaved.

There are also a few excellent Chunin recommended by the third generation, and they quickly entered the role. A few people were also sent from the Anbu to learn and process information, and there were one or two captains at the root. In short, although the new department members are a little cautious, But their ability is very good, and their ability to learn is also very strong. While He Lang is pleased, he can't help agreeing with the idea of ​​the third generation.

When the blood of the village is integrated, there will be more and more outstanding juniors. There may be narrow-minded ninjas, but more ninjas will have a bright future.

They were born in a relatively comfortable place, with excellent teachers and good enough training opportunities. Konoha's medical resources are also the best among many ninja villages, and they also pay more attention to their partners. Such ninjas do tasks step by step. Improve your eyesight and upgrade your level. Ninjas with average strength will become members of Konoha's huge Chunin, enriching Konoha's overall strength. High-strength ninjas will have more opportunities to go up, and of course they will fall more easily.

Conceived by darkness, naturally there is light shining, no wonder the will of the three generations who can talk about fire will continue to live, the comprehensive level of Konoha Ninja is indeed stronger than other villages.

In this way, He Lang lived a life of cutting Tsunade and his subordinates during the day, and cutting Kakashi at night, and the small life was very fulfilling.

Tsunade feels more and more that time is not enough. She still wants to conduct medical research, and also wants to find out what Helang gave the third generation and others to drink. He would rush to the Hatake Mansion with a lot of work to look for Helang. After a long time, He Lang simply let Shizune and Toneri who was brought back to the village by Tsunade also live in, and the Hatake Mansion became lively for a while.

Hatake's house is bustling, and the whole continent is also in a very lively state.

When September came into autumn, Helang immediately asserted that war was about to break out after receiving the information from the Kingdom of the Wind. Tsunade quickly informed the third generation. After getting along for more than half a year, the third generation was very convinced of Helang's ability. Summon the jonin in the village and start the war layout.

At the end of the year, the friction between the land of fire and the land of wind became more and more intense, and finally Sand Ninja Village and Konoha Village went to war.

The battle is fierce.

Konoha, the war machine, started to operate immediately, all departments worked together, not only responded quickly, but also handled it well.

In other words, Konoha was originally a village that was born in the flames of war. Except for the loss of the second generation of Naruto Senjubama in the first war, Konoha became the real winner in the second Ninja World War. With this War experience, in the face of the third ninja world war that has been prepared for a long time, the attitude and mental state of Konoha executives and jonin are quite high-spirited, confident and calm.

After He Lang saw this scene, even though he was indignant at Fei Jian's desperation, he also admitted that the apprentices of Fei Jian still had two problems.

With a stable and experienced leader, a powerful new generation of ninjas, and a huge reserve of Chunin, Konoha is indeed not afraid of war, and even desires war.

Only by entering the war can the village obtain more supplies from the daimyo. Only by entering the war can the ninjas cultivated be tempered by the flames of war and gunpowder smoke, and get stronger descendants. Only by entering the war can Konoha be useful!

When He Lang saw the leaves like this, he couldn't help but feel emotional. He had the feeling that the back waves of the Yangtze River were pushing the front waves, and that the front waves were going to die on the beach.

Since the village can cope with this level of war, Helang plans to leave Konoha to find Uchiha Madara.

We promised to celebrate the New Year together!

He Lang talked to Tsunade, expressing that he wanted to go out for a walk, Tsunade waved He Lang and let He Lang go. Before leaving, the girl also recorded a reconnaissance mission for He Lang. Some people in the province said that He Lang went out during the war Suspected of collaborating with the enemy.

He Lang directly returned to Baiya Mountain with the reverse psychic technique, beat up the group of big dogs in Baiya Mountain, and left behind a lot of money and practice secret methods. He Wolf took advantage of the situation and turned into a white puppy, walking briskly Go to the underground base where Madara lives.

Before entering the mountain, He Lang bought a lot of supplies, and took a lot of photos of Konoha as souvenirs, and happily got into Uchiha Madara's underground base.

At first, Bai Jue didn't notice the strangeness of the little white dog, and they thought it was a wild dog in the mountains. It wasn't until He Lang rushed straight to the location of the base that the brain-twitching Bai Jue tried to stop He Lang in a panic.

Then this group of guys were taught to be human by Helang.

Uchiha Madara was sitting on a high stone chair, listening to countless white yells, his whole body was not well.

"Ah! The dog has come in!"

"Wow, what a powerful dog!"

"Quickly block the wall!"

"Is that really a dog?"

"It turns out that dogs can be so powerful!"

Uchiha Madara was furious: "Enough!! Let him in!!"

All the Bai Jue were silent, and in the next second one Bai Jue whispered, "Banban is so powerful!"

"Yes, Scabbers, do you know this dog?"

"Then we let that dog in."

Before Bai Jue could open the wall blocking the base, there was a bang, and a paw suddenly pierced a hole. In the next second, the paw stirred, and after expanding the hole, a dog's head got in.

White Dog grinned at Uchiha Madara: "Yo, Happy New Year~"

Uchiha Madara looked weakly at the half-meter-long dog in front of him, with a complicated expression: "...Why are you here?"

Helang twisted his neck, squeezed in from the hole, happily passed several Bai Ze who tried to trip him and tried to grab his tail, and jumped directly onto the stone chair where Uchiha Madara was sitting, and he sat beside Madara , said with a smile: "I agreed to come and spend the New Year with you."

In the next second, a scroll suddenly appeared in He Lang's mouth. He opened the scroll and shook out a lot of things.

"I brought a lot of things here, including your favorite beancurd sushi, red bean cake, matcha yokan, chestnut cake... Ah, there is also a picture of Konoha, do you want to see it?"

He Lang put the photo in front of Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Madara was caught off guard, and was seeing Hokage's head on Yanshan in the photo.

The head of Senshou Zhujian is extremely ugly, next to him is the head of Senshou Feijian who killed Qiandao, and next to him is a strange head.

Uchiha Madara murmured: "Three generations of Hokage..."

He Lang said: "You should know this guy, Sarutobi Hiruzen, he is a soft-hearted old man, under his care, although your family's life is not very satisfactory, but it's okay."

This is fair. Compared with Danzang, the three generations are much more kind.

Uchiha Madara snorted coldly, overflowing with a cold smile: "Uchiha is an eagle soaring in the sky, but now he has become a watchdog..."

He Lang curled his lips, and did not comment on Uchiha Madara's opinion. He immediately changed to the next chapter of photos. The content was that Tsunade killed all directions in the casino, and Shizune and Kakashi looked collapsed.

"...You can tell just by looking at the photo." He Lang said helplessly, "This is Hashirama's granddaughter, Tsunade."

He said euphemistically: "Every bet is bound to lose, and I have never won."

Uchiha Madara looked at the heroic blond woman throwing dice in the photo, with a subtle expression, he subconsciously searched for Hashirama's appearance through Tsunade's face, maybe it was his illusion, but he was really looking at it with an expression of indulging in gambling To the shadow between the pillars.

"Back when Hashirama went to the casino, at least she was able to keep her underwear. This girl could lose all her underwear when she went to the casino. If she hadn't been the famous Konoha Sannin, if she hadn't been a woman with good strength... the casino would not be so kind Let her go." He Lang shook his head: "There are several casinos that she destroyed, and the gambling products are much worse than Zhujian."

Uchiha Madara raised the corners of his lips subconsciously after hearing this, as if he wanted to laugh, but he hadn't laughed for a long time, the corners of his lips seemed to be completely stiff, and finally formed a slightly distorted look.

He Lang sighed slightly after seeing this scene, and he continued: "This little guy is a descendant of the Hatake family, and now I mainly watch him grow up."

"In my world, Amao will entrust me to take care of the branch that went to Konoha. Now there is only this little guy left in Konoha. I plan to take care of him and find a way to leave after he grows up."

Helang reported Kakashi's matter to Uchiha Madara in advance, and the provincial Uchiha Madara included Kakashi in his calculations.

Uchiha Madara looked at Kakashi's appearance, noncommittal.

Next, Helang showed Uchiha Madara a lot of photos of people. Although Uchiha Madara didn't say anything, he didn't reject Helang's action.

He Lang said a lot, scolded Sandai and Danzo and others bloody, saying that the relationship between Konoha and Fire Country has completely gone astray, Sandai and others are too stupid to make such a good situation .It was half complaining and half report-like, talking about the foreign reception office, and then scolding Uchiha and Senju. It's because the major families have lost weight, and Konoha's family has lost weight, blabla...

When talking about this, He Lang carefully observed Uchiha Madara's expression. He deliberately showed Konoha's bad side, trying to find some clues, but it's a pity that Uchiha Madara in this world has been trained for a long time, and He Lang didn't look at it. Seeing the possible connection between Uchiha Madara and Konoha, but seeing something else.

For example, when he said that through the external office, he found that the land of land and the land of thunder are also ready to move, for example, when he found that the development of the land of water in recent years is a bit wrong, for example, it is mixed in the land of fire, land of earth, and land of thunder. When the small country in the world changed, Uchiha Madara's expression finally fluctuated a little.

Helang deliberately used the name of the Warring States Period when talking about these places. Now the place names of many places have changed. Even though Uchiha Madara is squatting underground, he is still familiar with the development and changes of the entire continent. He is the same as many people now. The latest place names, after He Lang replaced the names of these place names simultaneously, Uchiha Madara will inevitably need to do some conversions, and there will naturally be some changes in his expression.

Uchiha Madara's power is indeed abroad.

Rationally, Helang thinks it should be the land of water. After all, it is separated from Konoha by the sea. The possibility of Konoha discovering it is relatively low, but it does not rule out the land of earth and the land of thunder. The land of earth has strong xenophobia. If It is not easy to be discovered by doing something. The country of Thunder is the place where the ancestors of the Uchiha clan lived. Now the dark lines of Uchiha are all gone. Maybe it is not gone, but was taken away by Uchiha Madara. .

As for the Land of Winds... that place is nothing but sand, and there may be some special precious metals, but with Uchiha Madara's arrogance, he absolutely despises the Land of Winds.

It's Uchiha Madara's reincarnation eyes...

Helang lowered his eyes, Uchiha Madara couldn't hide the eyes of reincarnation too far away, it must be near the border of the Kawano Kingdom.

Judging from the map, the Land of Rivers borders the Land of Fire, the Land of Earth borders, the Land of Rain borders, and a little bit borders the Land of Grass.

The eyes of reincarnation may be hidden in the more comfortable Sichuan Kingdom, perhaps in the Land of Rain, the land of the Fourth World War, or in the Land of Earth where Uchiha Madara's strength is located, or the Land of Grass on the wall...

Helang took a deep breath, there are too many possibilities, why not take advantage of the three wars to try them out one by one.

After testing Uchiha Madara and getting some vague news, He Lang turned back three times and was kicked out.

This time there was no Bai Jue to see him off, He Lang was a little sad: "At least let me take some souvenirs home..."

Uchiha Madara sneered: "How does Bai Zee Tang taste?"

He Lang beamed with joy: "Excellent!"

Uchiha Madara was amused: "Then stop thinking about it!"

Helang's expression suddenly turned gray, and he asked Uchiha Madara curiously: "Haven't you considered swallowing all these bastards? Maybe you can still be a few years younger."

As soon as these words came out, those Bai Jue immediately trembled with fright.

Uchiha Madara said lightly: "With the golem of heretics, I don't need Bai Ze."

It was only then that He Lang suddenly noticed what was behind Uchiha Madara. He had always thought it was a statue on the stone wall. After Uchiha Madara reminded him, he realized... this is the container of Ten Tails in Hei San's memory? !

The containers are all summoned, only the tailed beast is missing.

Helang tried his best to maintain his expression, recalling Konoha's Nine-Tails Jinchuriki in his heart... It seems to be a member of Mito's clan, Uzumaki Kushina?

Damn it, make her a talisman when you get back! !

As if He Lang didn't know what a heretic golem was, he pretended to question the role of a heretic golem, and tried to sell the benefits of Baijue soup to Uchiha Madara: "You should drink some soup, the effect of that thing is really good, three generations How old are you?"

Uchiha Madara took no trouble, he said angrily: "Baijue is something I made with interstitial cells, did they explode after eating it?"

He Lang said with a playful smile: "Even if it explodes, it will be a few years later."

Uchiha Madara was taken aback, and he looked deeply at Helang: "...you." After a pause, he said, "I thought to you, that was the village in Hashirama."

He Lang still smiled: "Yes, the village of Zhujian, but it is true that Feima died because of them." He shrugged: "The third war has begun, and they will burn for the last time, just to give the position to young people .”

Uchiha Madara looked at Helang fixedly, thinking in a daze that the dog in front of him was actually the first generation of Hokage, and Hashirama and himself in another world also relied heavily on Helang.

He Lang, treat him like a dog, but he will make him worse than a dog.

Helang returned to Konoha.

The war was in full swing, and the ninjas from all families in the village also took to the battlefield in batches.

During this period, Uchiha Kagami's son died on the front line of sand ninja, leaving only a newborn descendant, a baby named Shisui.

Uchiha Kagami suddenly haggarded a lot, and he couldn't help but report to the third generation, wanting to go to the front line of sand ninja.

The third generation thought about it, and simply asked Tsunade to go to the front line with Uchiha mirror. It is said that the unit that attacked Uchiha mirror's son was Sand Ninja's puppet master. The puppet master is good at avatars and group attacks.

Tsunade became the front-line commander of Konoha to Sand Ninja Village, and the acting head of the foreign reception office became Orochimaru.

Orochimaru seems to have a great research interest in Helang, such as how to transform from a dog to a human, such as the legendary white soup, and the secret technique mastered by Helang.

From Helang's point of view, Tsunade, this guy named Orochimaru, has a face that I'm not a good person, and the aura around him is cold and feminine, which feels somewhat similar to Tomona.

Well, this is a researcher.

Considering that Tomona was also a good intelligence expert, He Lang was full of expectations for Orochimaru, and Orochimaru did not live up to his IQ, and he got started quickly, and got the news that Yunin might participate in the war.

After the third generation received the report from Orochimaru, they immediately dispatched Orochimaru to the border between the Land of Fire and the Land of Thunder to prepare for a new front.

So the boss of the office became Jiraiya.

It stands to reason that Zilai also has an out-of-the-ordinary personality and is not suitable for intelligence. At first, Helang didn't think that Zilai could do well in this business, but after the third generation pulled Zilai and said something, Zilai also unexpectedly He came over to report in a trembling spirit, and patted his chest to He Lang and said that he could definitely do it.

He Lang dubiously taught Jiraiya the matter, except that Jiraiya also had some minor problems at the beginning, the more he worked the better, he was no worse than Tsunade and Orochimaru.

He Lang was so pleasantly surprised that he couldn't help but ask Sandai in private what ecstasy soup he poured on Zilaiye.

The third generation said in an inscrutable way: "After all, you are Tsunade's elder, and Jiraiya... ahem, do you understand?"

Helang: "..."

He Lang wiped his face: "Jiraiya's appearance is too bad, it's difficult to chase Xiaogang."

The third generation smiled and said: "It's fine if you don't intervene."

Even if he intervenes, it's useless. Tsunade eats sand in the land of the wind, and Zilai also works as a small worker under his nose. The two of them are separated by hundreds of thousands of miles. Let alone falling in love, it is impossible to write a letter. possible.

So He Lang said generously: "What age is it now, of course I support free love!"

The three generations who got Helang's message happily left, and within two days, they were self-serving and self-serving, and sent their assistant and apprentice, a Chunin named Namikaze Minato, to the front line of Sand Ninja. Leaders report work.

...Namikaze Minato is one of the few Chunin in the foreign reception office, because of his gentle personality and strong overall situation view, Helang even promoted him to be the team leader==

He went to the front line to find Tsunade to report to work, it really makes sense ==

With a dark face, He Lang checked the information carefully and sneered in his heart.

Within a few days, Jirai, with the 'help' of He Lang, discovered that Yan Nin's whereabouts were unknown.

So Zilai was also sent to the northwest border to start preparations for the Northwest Front.

The moment the news got out, ninjas who knew the inside story couldn't help but shrink back from the external office.

horrible!Changing a boss would add one more battle front, Konoha's one fight against three is already enough, and one more would really be the end of it!

For a while, no one in Konoha dared to come to the foreign reception office to take over.

At this critical moment, Danzo took a deep breath and stepped into Helang's office.