The God of Dogs [comprehensive]

Hanging out with Senjujuma and Uchiha Madara... Well, it's a mission, and it's also a test for Helang.

Senjujuma and Uchiha Madara, two men who cannot be judged by common sense, had a fight outside the village on the first day they went out. Out of a valley.

Senju Tobema and Uchiha Quanna thought they were going to break up after receiving the news, so they almost clapped their hands and cheered.

When they gathered together and rushed to the valley, they found that there was no trace of the two of them, only a crooked message.

[They are fine, we are on a mission. 】

The crooked handwriting and sharp claw marks are clearly written by He Lang.

The gazes of Senju Himama and Uchiha Izumi fell on the sentence that they were fine, and an inexplicable pity arose in their hearts, ah, the elder brother didn't beat Senju Hashima Uchiha Madara into a pig, and he was fine!

Unfortunately, after that, the two were relatively speechless facing the landform that turned into a valley.

Uchiha Izuna shook the village defense rune formation that he just made: "...is it useless?"

Qianshou Feijian was expressionless, the previous rune formation was the result of ten days of thinking between him and the Uzumaki clan!

"...let's start all over again."

At this moment, Qianshou Feijian really wanted to catch the two people who were running away and beat them up, but he couldn't beat him, so he could only tear up the planned rune formation in aggrieved manner, and start all over again ==

Senju Bashirama and Uchiha Madara ran to the short book street closest to Konoha after fighting, opened a room, chased Helang away, slammed the door shut, and went to have an in-depth exchange.

He Lang squatted at the door with a blank expression, feeling like an idiot.

"Bah! Two dog boys!" He Lang stabbed and ran along the window at the end of the corridor.

The location of Pamphlet Street is very strange. This location connects the three directions of Fire Country, east, west, and north. The south side is originally endless hills and forests, and Konoha is behind it.

But now, half of the hill was smashed by Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara. As long as they turn around and smash the other half, there will be a straight road leading to Konoha. Helang inspected the surrounding area of ​​the short book street After the environment, he wrote down the situation on the side of Baanchu Street, and prepared to integrate it and tell Gray Crane later, and asked Gray Crane to pass it on to Qianshoubeijian.

If we can treat Bamboo Street as Konoha's satellite city, increase Konoha's influence and radiation range, and strengthen Konoha's strength as much as possible, even if a war is launched in the future, Konoha will occupy the first position and lay a solid foundation for the future battlefield. good foundation.

Uchiha Madara and Senju Zhuma finished rolling the sheets, and the next day they were refreshed and ready to go on the road. He Lang couldn't help but rubbed his nose when he smelled the mixed smell of the two of them.

He said: "You two taste more and more unified."

Senshou Zhuma was very happy after hearing this, remembering what it was like last night, he couldn't help but change his posture.

Uchiha Madara became interested: "Can you smell what it is?"

He Lang sneered: "A salty party and a sweet party rolled together, of course the taste is ecstasy, do you want to try it?"

Uchiha Madara suddenly remembered the biochemical weapon that Quanna made before, and he immediately refused: "No need."

Senshou Zhujian interrupted wittily: "Let's go."

These two people went to the task at the speed of traveling in mountains and rivers, and Helang quit halfway through.

"It's fine for the two of you to have sex, but leave me a companion! Don't you think it's too cruel for me to stand alone at your door with a dog?"

Omg he's drowning in these two's pink bubbles!

Uchiha Madara is also not happy to squat a big dog with extraordinary six senses at the door when he is circling with his lover.

He generously channeled his ninja Huiyu: "Go and play with Huiyu!"

Helang: "..."

Forget it, Ninja is also very good, at least it can help him get rid of fleas.

No matter how long the journey is, there will be an end. After Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara left the border of Fire Country, they restrained their emotions and began to concentrate on the task.

They speeded up, and arrived at the border between the country of mountains and the country of gorge in one day.

The battlefield was desolate, and there were still fragments of unrecovered corpses scattered around. The mountains collapsed, the earth shattered, the river diverted, and the look of Qianshou Zhujian became solemn.

Uchiha Madara looked around, and said in a low voice: "Chakra is very active, especially the chakra of the fire attribute. It seems that some monsters have haunted this place."

Qianshou Zhujian said in a deep voice, "Is it a tailed beast?"

"This possibility cannot be ruled out."

Uchiha Madara looked at the sky: "Find a place to rest first, and then go see the task entrusting person."

Qianshouzhujian sighed, he nodded, and after remembering the desolate scene of the battlefield mixed with bones and rotting flesh, he turned and left.

The client is an aristocrat from the country of mountains, and after talking with Senshou Bashirama, he learned the general story of the matter.

The country of the mountain and the country of the gorge are separated and united. If the relationship is good, they will marry, and if the relationship is not good, they will fight. Fighting in the nest, in fact, they are a family when they fight. For a long time, some people hate the war between the two countries and try to merge the two countries.

Merger is okay, who will be the big name?

So I started typing again ==

This time, the younger brother of the mountain country daimyo decided to end this chaotic relationship. He directly handed over the letter of credence to the fire country daimyo, expressing his willingness to hand over part of the mountain country's domestic cities to the fire country daimyo. Support him to unify the country of mountains and the country of gorge.

The fire country daimyo agreed, and entrusted the task to the newly established Konoha.

Uchiha Madara is a little strange: "This younger brother of the mountain country daimyo is very confident, and he actually said that he wants to unify the two countries."

Senshou Zhuma looked at the information: "Because the mother of this daimyo brother is the younger sister of the previous ruler of the Gorge Kingdom, and his wife is the daughter of the current ruler of the Gorge Kingdom."

He shook the task list: "We just need to help the younger brother of the mountain country daimyo launch a coup first, let him become the mountain country daimyo, and then kill the ninja who support the mountain country."

Uchiha Madara asked Senjujuma: "Which ninja family supports the country of the Gorge?"

"It seems to be the Sarutobi clan. After all, there are many canyons and jungles in the country of the gorge, and the psychic beast apes of the Sarutobi clan are also very powerful." Qianshou Zhujian looked at Helang: "You have no problem dealing with those monkeys, right?"

He Lang's whole body is going to be moldy these days, he lazily said: "No problem."

"Then it's settled!"

Senjujuma and Uchiha Madara teamed up, and the task was naturally not a problem. They quickly helped the client become the daimyo of the country of mountains, and then followed the army of the country of mountains into the country of gorge, and after entering the country of mountains, the new daimyo went to the capital to find gorge The daimyo of the country was torn apart, and Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara ran to the residence of the Sarutobi clan.

Senju Zhuma wanted to negotiate first before doing it, and Uchiha Madara wanted to beat him up first, so it stands to reason that the two would argue about it.

But as soon as he entered the primeval jungle where the Sarutobi clan lived, He Lang was shocked, he smelled monkey wine! ! !

In the next second, before Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara could react, Helang's figure disappeared.

Ninja Eagle fluttered its wings and flew high. Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara chased Ninja Hawk and ran at high speed. While running, Uchiha Madara asked, "What happened?"

Qianshou Zhujian shook his head: "I don't know, He Lang was not like this before..."

Before finishing speaking, there was a sudden rumbling sound in the jungle in the distance. Senju Hashima and Uchiha Madara looked at each other in dismay. They climbed to the highest point of the big tree and looked into the distance. They saw the crown of a tree in the distance surging, countless All the orangutans and apes screamed, and there were ninjas with strong strength leaping among them.

Qianshou Zhujian took a deep breath: "What did He Lang do?"

Uchiha Madara slapped Senju Hashirama off the tree with a backhand: "Find Helang, prepare to meet the enemy!"

Under Ninja's guidance, Senjujuma and Uchiha Madara soon met Helang who was running wildly.

As soon as they met, Senshou Zhujian was dumbfounded, He Lang had countless bottles and cans wrapped around him, what the hell is this?

Uchiha Madara is a person who knows the goods, he subconsciously asked: "Monkey aging?!"

Helang roared: "Run! I've snatched all the hundred-year-old wine from the ape clan!"

Before he finished speaking, three or four large apes suddenly appeared behind him. They roared with their mouths open, and the strong wind attribute chakra shells whizzed towards them. Helang's figure flashed among these shells. The leaping little fish dodged these attacks lightly and freely. At the same time, it stepped on the tree trunk, and its body suddenly turned back in a very strange posture, like a tiger descending a mountain and directly threw a huge ape down!

Uchiha Madara saw it very clearly. After Helang threw the ape down, he even kicked the big ape's balls hard with his hind paws. The next second, the ape's face turned blue, and a scream of fear rose into the sky, and at the same time Gray Feather folded its wings and fell from the sky like a sharp sword, scratching the ape chrysanthemum bent over to hold eggs with one paw!

So cruel!

Uchiha Madara was startled by the attack of this dog and a bird, and his back was sweating coldly, but Senju Zhuma was no longer surprised.

He hugged the countless bottles and cans thrown by Helang. These bottles and jars were entangled by Helang with solid vines. As long as they are not broken hard, they will not break. : "Blade! Why are you in a daze? Run!"

Uchiha Madara: "..."

After the two, a dog and a bird escaped from the ape clan, they stopped in a small valley.

He Lang couldn't wait to open a jar of wine, the moment the jar was opened, a refreshing aroma of wine spread, even Uchiha Madara, who was quite critical of He Lang's move, his eyes lit up, and he didn't say anything more.

He Lang directly stuffed his head into the wine jar, and drank gulp, Hui Yu jumped and stood beside him, licking the wine flowing from the mouth of the jar.

Senju Zhuma and Uchiha Madara clinked glasses: "Drink!"

As soon as the slightly cool wine was swallowed, it was as spicy as swallowing a knife and cut the throat. However, the next second, the wine ignited all the flames in the mouth, and the mellow taste quietly emerged from the root of the tongue. As the wine fell into the stomach, there was a rumble , the flames blazed up in the chest and abdomen, and went straight to the sky.

"Good wine!!" Madara Uchiha closed his eyes and pondered for a long time before opening them. He couldn't help but said loudly, "The vintage must not be low."

Senshou Zhujian laughed loudly, and was about to take a sip when his face suddenly changed.

I saw three ninjas walking in from the valley.

The ninja at the head had a dumbfounding expression.

"Of course it's good wine. It's a good wine that the apes have been hiding for a hundred years. Today, it's all taken away by the two of you."

He pointed to himself: "I am the patriarch of the Sarutobi clan, Sasuke Sarutobi."

"I'm afraid the two are Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara?"

Senju Hashirama's eyes were full of smiles: "Yes, I am Senju Hashirama, and this is Uchiha Madara."

After a pause, he raised his foot and kicked Helang: "Stop drinking, the patriarch of the Yuanfei clan is here."

He Lang pulled his head out of the wine jar, he shook his head, the wine stained on his head was shaken off like rain, and it all fell on the greedy gray feather wings beside him.

Hui Yu groaned, opened his mouth and pecked He Lang's butt, He Lang howled, his whole body trembled, swish grabbed Qian Shou Zhu Jian's clothes and rushed to his head.

Senjujuma & Uchiha Madara: "..."

He Lang was hysterical for a while before he realized it. He leaned on Senju Bashirama's shoulder and said to Sasuke Sarutobi: "Hello, I am the first Hokage of Konoha, He Lang."

Sarutobi Sasuke: "..." Is this village really reliable?