The God of Dogs [comprehensive]

Kakashi looked at the stack of copybooks in front of him with a confused expression.

Tsunade was sitting on the opposite table synchronously, looking at the pen and paper in his hand, with an expression that God was going to kill me.

He Lang looked at the two of them blankly, and he said to Kakashi first: "This is the copybook I wrote, practice calligraphy according to the copybook, one hour a day, protests are invalid."

Then he sneered at Tsunade: "Write a few words for me to see, if you are not qualified, practice calligraphy with Kakashi!"

Kakashi first looked at the copybook in his hand and showed a surprised expression: "You wrote this?"

The eyes of the ninja are very good, and Tsunade naturally saw the ink-colored copybook that contains the distant and chic, she said in disbelief: "...you can write so well?!"

He Lang continued to sneer, thinking of the lessons Uchiha Madara gave him back then, he felt a sour feeling that someone bumped into his hand after a good reincarnation.

……What?Sesshomaru?Don't be funny, although Sesshomaru's initial handwriting is not good-looking, at least it is horizontal and vertical. The handwriting contains the arrogance and coldness that belong to him as a big monster, which is not bad for ordinary people.

After all, it was taught by his dog mother.

But now Kakashi's handwriting... hold back, hold back, Kakashi is only five years old, and the strength of his wrist has not been exercised, so it is understandable that the writing is so ugly.

"Since I can write so well with a dog, if you two dare to write worse than me, I will strangle you both on behalf of Senju Hashima and Hatake Shigeru!!"

Kakashi shrank his neck, and began to write honestly according to the copybook.

Then Helang's eyes fell on the pale Tsunade.

He ruthlessly tapped the paper in front of him, raised his chin slightly, and said to Tsunade: "Write a few words for me to read."

Tsunade looked at the white paper in front of her, wishing she could fly away with her wings. After a while, she picked up the writing brush next to her... Yes, she even asked her to write with a writing brush even if she had a pencil... Then she closed her eyes and brushed. He wrote it.

That's called a flying dragon and a phoenix dancing, just like a reappearance from the heavenly scriptures.

He Lang looked at Tsunade blankly, and Tsunade turned his face away guiltily, and muttered, "When I was young, the village fought every day, how could I have time to learn this?"

As she spoke, she became confident again: "If you don't practice hard, you will die. If your life is not guaranteed, what's the use of learning to write?"

He Lang snorted coldly, and said very confidently: "The purpose of building a village in Qianshou Zhujian is to require children to grow up adequately. If children are still allowed to go to the battlefield, what kind of village will he build?!"

"I'm grandpa's granddaughter!" Tsunade pursed her lips, with a stubborn look on her face: "I... represent the Thousand Hands Clan."

He Lang looked at the blond woman in front of him, remembered that Tsunade was the only one left in the Senju Clan, and finally his anger dissipated, he said helplessly: "Hashirama is such an idiot, the purpose of his initial establishment of the village was to protect Senju , but in the end Qianshou was able to make such a good thing because the village was all dead, I am really convinced."

He Lang stretched out his hand and patted Tsunade's shoulder: "Since I didn't have time when I was young, let's start practicing now!" After a pause, He Lang said: "I guess you didn't teach Mu Yin, right? Forget it, the three of you practice together. !!"

Considering that Kakashi had obtained the swordsmanship summary of the Hatake family, and that the three of them needed a stable environment to supplement their cultural lessons, Helang decided to temporarily settle in Kawa no Kuni for a period of time.

He bought a courtyard in the capital of the country of Sichuan, and began to educate the younger generation.

Tsunade wanted to escape time and time again, but it was a pity that Helang left the mark of Flying Thunder God on Tsunade. Every time Tsunade left the capital, he would be caught by Helang. After being caught several times, Tsunade gritted his teeth I vowed to learn how to fly Thor, and then plunged into the hell of mathematics, physics and chemistry.

He Lang was very satisfied with the motivation of the younger generation to learn actively, and it happened that Kakashi was also learning to fly Thor, and the two guys taught together.

Beating Tsunade every day, teaching Kakashi and Shizune, the days have passed without being salty or dull.

Motivation comes from stimulation, and drive comes from motivation. Under Helang's strong pressure and Kakashi's continuous catching up with learning progress, Tsunade's potential was completely squeezed out, and his progress was rapid.

Speaking of it, Tsunade is also quite unlucky. Compared with calligraphy and literary accomplishment, Shizune has made greater progress than her, and Kakashi is no worse than her in learning the art of Raijin.

This feeling of juniors chasing after her has put Tsunade under great pressure. She is only in her 20s this year, at the golden age of ninjas. If she is compared with two radish heads who are four or five years old... Ahhhh, that would be really embarrassing!

Once Senshou Tsunade became serious, He Lang looked sideways at the explosive ability. He Lang felt that Tsunade's talent should not be wasted, so he simply started teaching Tsunade Huodun.

Tsunade's ninjutsu attributes are earth and water, and the thunder and fire attributes were developed for the second time. Tsunade developed the fire attribute and thunder attribute entirely for medical experiments, and the Senju family does not have any high-end fire escape in terms of fire escape and thunder escape. Even Tsunade couldn't practice the high-end fire escape technique without the scroll.

Then she was jumped up and down by He Lang's dragon flame singing, and her beautiful long golden hair turned into a chicken coop.

"This is the secret biography of the Uchiha family, learn it well!"

Not only Tsunade received this kind of treatment, but Kakashi also received ninjutsu teaching from Helang. Kakashi is a ninja with thunder attribute, and it happened that the Uchiha family also stored some thunder tunnels, so when Tsunade was burned to the brim, When the yard was running around, Kakashi was the one who was shocked by the thunder.

Then she was sent to Shizune to practice medical ninjutsu~

The attribute of mute is water attribute, and he has a strong talent in medical ninjutsu. Helang doesn't know much about medical ninjutsu, so after testing it, he still let Tsunade mute it.

Helang suppressed Tsunade and Kakashi and stayed in the country of Sichuan for a whole year.

Even Konoha knew their whereabouts, and Sandai Jijiraiya and Orochimaru came to visit Tsunade.

Seeing the two little friends, Tsunade almost wept with joy, what does it matter if he suffers?If it is difficult, everyone will go together!

Then Jiraiya and Orochimaru were shocked to find out that after only being separated for a year, Tsunade's strength has almost doubled!

She can fly Thor!Her fire escape power is so strong!She also learned knife skills!Her physical skills are also thicker!She... ah, she looks so beautiful when she walks over gracefully in Tang clothes! !

When they first saw the woman standing in the corridor, Orochimaru and Jilai didn't dare to recognize it at all. Is this Tsunade?Really Tsunade?This is not fake, is it? !

It wasn't until the woman showed a bright smile and walked towards them quickly that the two dumbfounded gooses realized that this was indeed Tsunade.

But even though Tsunade rushed over at an extremely fast speed, the drooping sleeves and skirt still showed the most perfect semi-circular arc, especially the hexagram tail worn outside, which was flat on the ground like a fork of a goldfish. The front pair of plackets rose with the wind, swayed a little, and then was flattened by the woman's hand, without any mess at all, only elegance and perfection remained.

Orochimaru showed a half-smile expression: "... Tsunade, it seems that you are doing well."

Jiraiya's face had already turned into a tomato, he just looked at Tsunade stupidly, unable to utter a word.

Tsunade showed an extremely sad expression when he heard the words: "This life is simply not human."

She casually pulled out the juniper fan from her waist, swiped it open and shook it, covering half of her face like a thief, and asked Orochimaru in a low voice, "Is there anything going on in the village?"

Before Orochimaru could answer, Tsunade said to himself: "There must be something wrong with the village, right? The village needs me very much, right? Ah, I can finally go back to the village!!"

"..." Orochimaru showed a mocking expression. Before, Tsunade seemed to see through everything, and fled Konoha in a seemingly chic manner, but now he wants to go back in a hurry?

it is ridiculous.

Orochimaru said slowly, "Your hemophobia is healed?"

Tsunade couldn't help but swear: "It's so early!!"

Can it be bad?There is such an elder who oppresses and is beaten violently every day. I don’t know what Helang did to the wound. It not only hurts but also itches. He will be woken up by slugs after passing out. He is bloody every day. How can he continue to fear blood?

Orochimaru looked at his former teammates with a new look, then shook his head with a smile: "Unfortunately, there is nothing wrong with the village."

"Impossible!!" Tsunade said affirmatively, "Don't think I don't know that I live in the country of Chuan, the third ninja world war is about to begin!"

The so-called cultural class is not just writing and poetry. He Lang also collects information from the whole continent from time to time. Enough for him to deduce something interesting.

He often complained to Kakashi and Tsunade about the daimyos and nobles of various countries in the Warring States period. He familiarly told the rags of the daimyos of the country of fire who doted on their concubines and killed their wives, and emphasized not to learn from the daimyos of the country of water. The novelty aquatic product almost died, and it also focused on the unique tenacity and stubbornness of the people of the Land of Wind... Wait, the internal situation of many daimyos and nobles is like a vivid picture scroll, slowly unfolding in front of Kakashi and Tsunade, In many cases, major events or turning points in the ninja clan are actually just a game or quarrel between nobles, or an exchange of various interests.

It has been more than three years since the Second Ninja World War ended, but all countries are not satisfied with the results of the Second World War.

The Second World War lasted only a few years before it ended. Because Konoha had Sannin, White Fang, and Ninjutsu Doctor III Hokage, many powerful ninjas gathered in Konoha. will stop.

But now?Bai Fang died, Tsunade left the village, the older generation passed away slowly, and the new generation has not yet grown up, Konoha is actually strong on the outside, nothing to be afraid of!

What are you waiting for?beat!

As early as half a month before Orochimaru and Jiraiya came, He Lang had analyzed the conclusion that the war would break out again. At that time, Tsunade didn't believe it, so He Lang had to present the facts and reason, and put the under water After Gagi told her clearly, Tsunade fell silent.

"You don't have to like it. In fact, no one likes this kind of power tactics, but as a superior, as the last representative of an ethnic group, as a prestigious Qianshou, you should understand what you mean to Konoha."

"Tsunade, you need to understand and be able to use it skillfully."

"The sand ninjas were defeated in the Second World War, but in fact the sand ninjas did not suffer much. There is also the rock ninja. At the beginning, the land of wind, the land of fire, and the land of earth fought in the land of rain. Although Konoha It was a miserable victory, but the land of wind and the land of earth are not at a great disadvantage, if it weren't for the cloud ninja who suddenly attacked the rock ninja, let us free up our hands to deal with the sand ninja, the result of the last battle is still unknown!"

Tsunade snorted coldly, subconsciously pulled a fan, and said in a calm tone, "Although it looks peaceful now, the private temptation is about to begin."

Orochimaru looked deeply at Tsunade, and suddenly smiled: "Why, Tsunade, are you suddenly interested in the position of Hokage?"

Tsunade was silent for a while before saying: "I'm not interested for now, but I'm Senshou, and I must know these things."

She glanced at Orochimaru: "Actually, I think you are very suitable to be Hokage." After saying this, Orochimaru's heart moved.

Tsunade hit him in the next second: "But you look too ghastly, you definitely can't make it."

Orochimaru:"………………"

Jilai also finally came back to his senses, he burst out laughing loudly.

Orochimaru smashed Jiraiya into the ground with a backhand.

Tsunade shrugged: "Oshemaru, everyone in the world thinks Uchiha Madara's rebellious personality is difficult to communicate with, so in the election of the first generation of Hokage, Uchiha Madara lost to my grandfather. You have a similar temper to him, and you are not as handsome as anyone else, and you are not as handsome as others. With strong strength and no family power, why do you think you are Hokage? Uchiha Madara didn't succeed, you..."

Tsunade said truthfully: "It's difficult."

Orochimaru:"………………"

He stared at Tsunade with gloomy eyes: "Tsunade, long time no see, your temper is also good."

Tsunade laughed loudly: "Want to fight? Come here, just let you see it!"

Then Orochimaru and Jilai were smeared by Huo Dun, and then slapped by Fei Leishen.

Feeling a little stuck.

"Your partner?"

After beating up the two little friends, Tsunade brought Orochimaru and Jilai also to meet Helang.

He Lang was checking Kakashi's homework, and when he saw the two young men behind Tsunade, he put down the things in his hands and motioned for Kakashi to sit beside him.

He Lang looked at Tsunade's two little friends, one was white and short, looking silly, with a somewhat sunny feeling, the other was black and straight, with eye shadow, and looked gloomy with a bewitching aura, he always felt that he was not a good person.

He nodded: "Sit down."

He Lang observed Orochimaru and Jiraiya, and at the same time Jiraiya and Orochimaru were also secretly observing the white-haired man in front of them.

According to legend, the dog fairy who has harmed many groups of psychic beasts and made them cry to their masters...

etc!The promised dog fairy is a dog! !This is such a big living person! !

"Haven't you seen a powerful beast that cultivated into a human form?" Tsunade couldn't see the two friends who almost burst their eyes, and gave them behind his back: "This is my grandfather's friend, the partner of Kakashi's ancestors, Lord Helang."

"This is Jiraiya, this is Orochimaru."

He Lang said with a smile: "I've heard that Immortal Toad and Immortal White Snake have said about them."

Tsunade smiled, stroked the hem of his sleeves naturally, and sat beside Helang gracefully.

Waking up from the ignorance of a dog turning into a human in a trance, Orochimaru and Jiraiya also watched Tsunade's change with extremely complicated expressions.

This is the female Tyrannosaurus!It's incredible that the female tyrannosaur turned into a mountain flower.

"Hi Zhan asked you to come here, what's the matter?" He Lang asked Orochimaru and Jiraiya: "If Tsunade is to go back, I personally have no objection."

Tsunade's eyes lit up, and then he glared at Jiraiya and Orochimaru viciously, as if he dared to say that he would fight them if he didn't let her go back.

"Xiao Gang, you can leave if you want, as long as you pass the exam."

He Lang smiled slightly, looking very handsome.

"Written test and actual combat, you understand."

Tsunade immediately withered like a dead leaf.

Orochimaru and Jiraiya looked at Tsunade sympathetically, and Orochimaru spoke in a rather feminine tone: "Senior, Konoha Village is still stable, and there is nothing wrong for now."

Tsunade looked at Orochimaru sadly.

Jiraiya continued: "We are Tsunade's partners. We heard that she is staying here, so let's take a look." He winked at Tsunade: "Teacher misses Tsunade very much, I believe Tsunade does too."

Tsunade immediately regained her spirits, and she looked at her little friend with burning eyes.

Orochimaru said: "It's Tsunade's luck to have your teaching, and Tsunade probably hopes to continue studying by your side, but Mr. Hiraku hasn't seen Tsunade for a long time. If you can let Tsunade practice It would be great to go back to the village to see Teacher Ri Zhan."

Jiraiya and Orochimaru sang together, Tsunade almost cried after hearing this, the friends did a great job!

She looked at He Lang eagerly, like a little girl waiting for candy.

He Lang smiled inwardly, pondered for a while and said, "Forget it, Kakashi should go back to the village after being out for two years."

Kakashi, who was sitting next to him and hadn't spoken a word, was taken aback for a moment. He suddenly looked at He Lang, his lips moved, as if he wanted to say something.

Helang smiled and waved his hands: "Kakashi, you are six years old this year. According to the regulations of Konoha Village, you should go to the ninja school. Although I think the ninja school is useless to you, you should go and see it. Fight for it." Get to know more friends."

He looked at Kakashi: "And your father is buried there after all, go back and visit your father's grave."

Kakashi was stunned, and finally he bowed and saluted, acquiescing to the matter.

Therefore, when Jiraiya and Orochimaru left, they had two more followers, Kakashi and Shizune.

Shizune went back for the same reason as Kakashi, she should go to school too.

As for Tsunade...Unfortunately, she made a lot of mistakes in the rune assessment. After being beaten up by Helang, she could only watch pitifully as the two little radishes turned their heads back to Konoha, and continued to follow this cruel dog Uncle wanders the world.

Hey, it's cruel to think about it.

After sending Kakashi and Shizune away, Helang sighed when he saw Tsunade's drooping appearance.

"I really lost to you. It's not that I won't let you go back, but before going back, go to a place with me."

He intends to go to the moon for a while.

"That place is a bit troublesome, and it's not suitable to bring Kakashi and Shizune."

50 years have passed. I don’t know if there are any descendants of Otsutsuki on the moon. If there is, the opponent manipulates the Tenseigan device and kills the person with one shot. Fortunately, Tsunade’s medical ninjutsu is very strong, and he can save him directly. Come here, but if the moon is smashed...then the unlucky one is the earth!

Tsunade was taken aback after hearing this: "What's a little troublesome? Where?"

He Lang pointed to the top of his head: "The moon."

"...the moon?" Tsunade repeated like a repeater: "You said... the moon?"

"That's right, the moon was shot by the Sage of the Six Paths, let's go to the moon and take a look." Helang told Tsunade: "You are not allowed to use strange force on the moon. If the moon is broken, the earth will be destroyed by the moon." The meteorite smashed into pieces."

Tsunade: "........." Huh?

Just when He Lang took Tsunade to the ancient sand dunes in the depths of the desert of the Land of the Wind, Kakashi stood in front of the third Hokage.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi looked at the energetic Kakashi in front of him, and took a deep breath.

When Kakashi left Konoha, his lifeless appearance worried him for a long time. The child suddenly lost his father, and the rumors and gossip from the villagers might have left the child with a lot of pain, even though Kakashi looked very strong. , but that kind of strength is completely propped up, and the actual fragility is like glass, and it will definitely shatter when it suffers any blow.

But look now!The child stood straight in front of him, like a long knife about to be unsheathed, sharp and full of vigor, his eyes were calm, but not as dead and cold as before, full of the pride and confidence of a young man, just like his father's Death did not leave him the slightest shadow.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi smiled gratifiedly.

"Okay, okay, okay!" He put down the cigarette stick and rubbed his hands happily: "Kakashi, you seem to be doing well?"

Kakashi looked at the kind-looking middle-aged third generation in front of him, and smiled a little embarrassedly: "I caused you trouble back then, I'm really sorry."

As soon as the words came out, Mitomonyan who was looking at Kakashi and Zhuanshu Xiaoharu raised their eyebrows at the same time, they subconsciously looked at each other, and they both saw the inconceivableness in each other's eyes.

This growth is...too fast, right?

The third generation was even happier after hearing this: "Where is it, I should be the one to apologize. Your father's matter is more than that. I didn't notice his mentality problem..."

Kakashi smiled, there was no resentment, no regrets or pain, only calm and indifference.

"Three generations of adults, this has nothing to do with you, and your father is not your responsibility."

Even if it is possible that Konoha's high-level executives are secretly fueling the flames, it is the father who really chooses to die.

Abandoned the youngest son, abandoned Hatake's glory, abandoned everything in the past, and chose death.

Kakashi said: "That was my father's choice, he walked his way, and what I want to walk is my way."

"That matter is over, let's stop here."