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Chapter 7 The Bed Is Broken
After dinner, Shu Mocheng sat on the sofa and watched TV, while Wu Yan was washing dishes in the kitchen. With the sound of TV dramas, the sound of water flowing, and the sound of dishes colliding, Shu Mocheng felt at home for the first time.
When I was young, my parents always had endless quarrels. Although I am old and can't quarrel anymore, the warmth of the family has not yet come, and the pressure has come.
His life was planned since he was a child, and he finally went abroad to study abroad for a few years. No one cared about him. Once he graduated, he nagged and persuaded him to come back. If he hesitated a little, they would feel uncomfortable here and there.
Come back when you come back, after all, no matter how much you hate it, it is still your home, but the first thing you do when you get home is not to welcome him back home, but to discuss his marriage first.
He was almost controlled by them for the first half of his life as a son, but this time, his resistance was as strong as the oppression.
Just as he was thinking, the sound of the water stopped, Shu Mocheng turned his head to look at the kitchen, and Wu Yan was no longer there.
It seems that he is still a little afraid of me.
Shu Mocheng chuckled, turned off the TV and went back to the room.
Not long after, the sound of wood breaking suddenly appeared. Wu Yan opened the door and came out. There was no one in the living room—could it be their house?
Then he heard Schumercheng's "Ouch", he hurried to his bedroom and was about to open the door when his hand stopped.
"Boom, boom, what's wrong?"
"Why are you knocking on the door at this time, come in quickly, my waist..."
Wu Yan opened the door and went in. Shu Mocheng was sitting on the ground grinning.
"What's wrong?" He went to help Shu Mocheng, who wrinkled his face and waved his hands with distorted features.
"Is it important? Should I call an ambulance?" Wu Yan was at a loss. Seeing his painful appearance, he wanted to help but didn't dare to touch him.
Shu Mocheng still waved his hand, and said after a while, "No, it will be fine in a while."
Wu Yan stood beside him and saw that his bed had also collapsed and the stool was broken. What's wrong?
Seeing Wu Yan looking at him, Shu Mocheng explained: "Oh, it's me. I just wanted to test whether the bed is firm, so I jumped on it a few times. I didn't expect it to be so weak. It slapped my waist, and then I fell down, sitting on the stool, and it shattered."
Shu Mocheng's lie was full of loopholes, but seeing how funny he was, it was too late for Wu Yan to hold back his laughter, let alone question him.In fact, this bed was smashed by Shu Mocheng himself with a stool, because at the base today, the man said that he wanted to share the bed first.
Sharing the same bed is not difficult, but how to find a suitable reason?
After thinking about it, I only broke my own bed.
Back in the room, he started jumping up and down on the bed like a lunatic, but after jumping for more than ten minutes, the bed didn't even make a creaking sound—it was all his fault, and he had to pick some Italian import My bed is fine now, even if I think about it, it can't be broken, I've done it myself.
As a last resort, the stool at the back and the bed died together.
Wu Yan helped him to the sofa in the living room, and wiped him with the safflower oil he brought. Although Schumercheng's sprain was faked, and he hated the smell of safflower oil, but for this service, this He still lifted up his shirt generously.
Shu Mocheng was thinking about how to bring up the issue of sleeping with him, but Wu Yan was understanding, and while applying safflower oil on him, he said: "You can't sleep in your bed anymore, and your waist is sprained, how about you Just make do with sleeping in my room."
Shu Mocheng was about to go down the donkey, and then Wu Yan added another sentence: "I sleep on the sofa in the living room."
"No!" Shu Mocheng blurted out, Wu Yan's subordinates stopped moving and looked at him strangely.
"I mean, I broke the bed myself, how can I occupy your bed and let you sleep on the sofa?"
"But your back hurts, so you can't sleep on the sofa, right? I'm fine." After Wu Yan finished painting, he blew carefully with his mouth, holding Shu Mocheng's shirt in his hand, afraid that the safflower oil stained.
Shu Mocheng knew that it was useless to find the reason from himself, so after a second thought, he started to trouble Wu Yan.
"I hate other people sleeping on the couch."
"I hate it when people hit the floor."
"I hate when other people stay out at night."
"I hate……"
Wu Yan talked about a lot of solutions, but Schumer City rejected them all. Wu Yan had no choice but to suggest, "It's not too late now, why don't you find a repairman to fix it, maybe you can sleep tonight."
"no!"
Shu Mocheng immediately vetoed it again, but because he hadn't thought of a reason, he was so anxious that his head was sweating.Wu Yan only thought that he was sweating because of the pain in his waist, so he quickly breathed on him, the cold touch could relieve the pain slightly.
"Oh, by the way, this bed is imported from Italy. I bought it not long ago, so I can still return it. If I ask a craftsman to repair it, I can't return it."
When Wu Yan heard that it was imported from Italy, he subconsciously opened his mouth wide and said, "Wow, then, that should be very expensive."
"Well, it's very expensive." Shu Mocheng nodded in agreement: "It's very expensive."
In the end, there was really no other way, Wu Yan suggested cautiously, "How about...then we can sleep on the bed in my room?" After speaking, he was afraid that Schumer would get angry, so he rushed to say: "I, I, I It doesn't mean anything else, it's just... Look, you must want to sleep on a bed, and now the bed in my room is the only one at home, and then you don't let me sleep on the sofa, sleep on the floor, or go out to sleep , um... now I can only sleep in the same bed with you. But don't worry, I will change all my sheets and quilts, and then, the bed is big enough, and I will sleep next to the bed, Never turn over, and I sleep very quietly, I will never disturb you, what do you think?"
Although he was secretly happy in his heart, on the surface, Shu Mocheng still maintained a very helpless expression, pretending to sigh and said: "Hey, that's the only way to go."
Seeing that he agreed, Wu Yan immediately showed a happy smile, as if it was such an honor to get Schumer City's approval.
He wholeheartedly felt that he had caused troubles and troubles to Shu Mocheng. In fact, sleeping next to Shu Mocheng was also a big challenge for him.
Wu Yan remade the bed and cleaned the room according to Schumer City's requirements. The room was specially sprayed with sobering agent. He put all the miscellaneous books and personal belongings into the suitcase and storage box. The whole room suddenly became as if no one lived in it. .
"I want to take a bath first." Another moth appeared in Shu Mocheng. Seeing that Wu Yan was about to refute, he immediately preempted: "You also take a bath, it stinks to death!"
Wu Yan was yelled out of nowhere, and subconsciously agreed with an "oh".
"Ah, help me take off my shirt, hurry up!" Shu Mocheng's acting skills can already compete for an Oscar, Wu Yan is like a servant, what do you say, and he is completely obedient.
Maybe it was due to sympathy for Schumer Cheng as a "sick person", Wu Yan's face was surprisingly calm, even with a warm smile of a "nurse", which made Schumer Cheng a little embarrassed.
But sorry, I have to do this, otherwise the happiness of the next life, or the happiness of the lower body will be lost.
Wu Yan hung up Shu Mocheng's shirt, and as soon as he returned to the bathroom, he saw Shu Mocheng holding his waist and calling him: "Wu Yan, Wu Yan, I can't take off my pants!"
"Here we come, we're here." Wu Yan didn't show any shyness, and when he entered the door, he squatted down and started to untie Shu Mocheng's belt. He was so calm and calm, which made Shu Mocheng feel a little shameless.
"That, that underwear, I'll do it myself." Finally, he couldn't be cruel to the end, and when Wu Yan went out, Shu Mocheng took off his underwear naturally.
With the warm water rushing down on him, Shu Mocheng closed his eyes, recalling what the "senior" said in the base.
Standing under the shower, with the water flowing from the top of his head to the soles of his feet, he looked down at the water flowing away from the sink hole. "It's today."
Looking back from the ground to himself, a part of his body was greeting him, Shu Mocheng smiled slightly and said, "It's not your turn today, next time."
After taking a shower, I took a bath towel and wrapped it up, and went to the living room first.
Wu Yan saw him coming out, and immediately handed him a glass of warm water: "I'll be thirsty after taking a bath."
"En." Shu Mocheng took the water and said, "Go and wash, remember to clean up the floor after washing."
"Oh, good." Wu Yan went back to the room to get his pajamas, went into the bathroom, and locked the door.
Shu Mocheng was sitting on the sofa in the living room, listening to the sound of water in the bathroom, couldn't help pursing his lips into a smile, when the water in the glass was finished, he turned around and went to the kitchen to pour water, and suddenly remembered the tablet given by "Senior" pill……
Wu Yan took a slow shower, taking half an hour to come out, and Shu Mocheng almost lost his patience waiting.
"Here, I'll be thirsty after taking a shower." Following his example, Shu Mocheng handed over the water in his hand.
"Oh, thank you." Wu Yan was flattered, took a big gulp of the water, and found it was cold water when he swallowed it.
"It was originally lukewarm water, but after you washed it for too long, it became cold." Shu Mocheng explained.
"Oh, it's okay, I'll change to a warm cup."
"Hey, wait! That, that..." Shu Mocheng was in a hurry, the water couldn't be poured, and it would be wasted if it was poured.
"What... what's wrong?" Wu Yan's hand froze in mid-air, and a little water had already been spilled.
"Do you not want to drink the water I poured?" Shu Mocheng puffed out his chest, confidently.
As soon as Wu Yan heard what he said, he immediately shook his head and said, "No, it's because the water is cold."
"But, but... Who is the reason why the water is cold? Isn't it because you have been washing for too long?" Shu Mocheng pressed every step of the way, Wu Yan had nothing to say, and could only drink a glass of cold water in front of him. drank down the stomach.
"Can I still have a glass of warm water?" Wu Yan asked.
Schumer City was really defeated by this fool. It seemed that his bully image was irreparable, so he smiled relievedly and said, "I was joking with you just now, why did you really drink it? Don't mind it, drink it , do whatever you want." After finishing speaking, he giggled awkwardly for a while.
Wu Yan has learned that Shu Mocheng's face-changing is faster than turning a book.
Looking up at his watch, it was already ten o'clock, and he had to take the subway for four or ten minutes tomorrow, so Wu Yan wanted to sleep.
But tonight, at least tonight, Shumo City is on the other side of the bed, he probably couldn't sleep well.
When I was young, my parents always had endless quarrels. Although I am old and can't quarrel anymore, the warmth of the family has not yet come, and the pressure has come.
His life was planned since he was a child, and he finally went abroad to study abroad for a few years. No one cared about him. Once he graduated, he nagged and persuaded him to come back. If he hesitated a little, they would feel uncomfortable here and there.
Come back when you come back, after all, no matter how much you hate it, it is still your home, but the first thing you do when you get home is not to welcome him back home, but to discuss his marriage first.
He was almost controlled by them for the first half of his life as a son, but this time, his resistance was as strong as the oppression.
Just as he was thinking, the sound of the water stopped, Shu Mocheng turned his head to look at the kitchen, and Wu Yan was no longer there.
It seems that he is still a little afraid of me.
Shu Mocheng chuckled, turned off the TV and went back to the room.
Not long after, the sound of wood breaking suddenly appeared. Wu Yan opened the door and came out. There was no one in the living room—could it be their house?
Then he heard Schumercheng's "Ouch", he hurried to his bedroom and was about to open the door when his hand stopped.
"Boom, boom, what's wrong?"
"Why are you knocking on the door at this time, come in quickly, my waist..."
Wu Yan opened the door and went in. Shu Mocheng was sitting on the ground grinning.
"What's wrong?" He went to help Shu Mocheng, who wrinkled his face and waved his hands with distorted features.
"Is it important? Should I call an ambulance?" Wu Yan was at a loss. Seeing his painful appearance, he wanted to help but didn't dare to touch him.
Shu Mocheng still waved his hand, and said after a while, "No, it will be fine in a while."
Wu Yan stood beside him and saw that his bed had also collapsed and the stool was broken. What's wrong?
Seeing Wu Yan looking at him, Shu Mocheng explained: "Oh, it's me. I just wanted to test whether the bed is firm, so I jumped on it a few times. I didn't expect it to be so weak. It slapped my waist, and then I fell down, sitting on the stool, and it shattered."
Shu Mocheng's lie was full of loopholes, but seeing how funny he was, it was too late for Wu Yan to hold back his laughter, let alone question him.In fact, this bed was smashed by Shu Mocheng himself with a stool, because at the base today, the man said that he wanted to share the bed first.
Sharing the same bed is not difficult, but how to find a suitable reason?
After thinking about it, I only broke my own bed.
Back in the room, he started jumping up and down on the bed like a lunatic, but after jumping for more than ten minutes, the bed didn't even make a creaking sound—it was all his fault, and he had to pick some Italian import My bed is fine now, even if I think about it, it can't be broken, I've done it myself.
As a last resort, the stool at the back and the bed died together.
Wu Yan helped him to the sofa in the living room, and wiped him with the safflower oil he brought. Although Schumercheng's sprain was faked, and he hated the smell of safflower oil, but for this service, this He still lifted up his shirt generously.
Shu Mocheng was thinking about how to bring up the issue of sleeping with him, but Wu Yan was understanding, and while applying safflower oil on him, he said: "You can't sleep in your bed anymore, and your waist is sprained, how about you Just make do with sleeping in my room."
Shu Mocheng was about to go down the donkey, and then Wu Yan added another sentence: "I sleep on the sofa in the living room."
"No!" Shu Mocheng blurted out, Wu Yan's subordinates stopped moving and looked at him strangely.
"I mean, I broke the bed myself, how can I occupy your bed and let you sleep on the sofa?"
"But your back hurts, so you can't sleep on the sofa, right? I'm fine." After Wu Yan finished painting, he blew carefully with his mouth, holding Shu Mocheng's shirt in his hand, afraid that the safflower oil stained.
Shu Mocheng knew that it was useless to find the reason from himself, so after a second thought, he started to trouble Wu Yan.
"I hate other people sleeping on the couch."
"I hate it when people hit the floor."
"I hate when other people stay out at night."
"I hate……"
Wu Yan talked about a lot of solutions, but Schumer City rejected them all. Wu Yan had no choice but to suggest, "It's not too late now, why don't you find a repairman to fix it, maybe you can sleep tonight."
"no!"
Shu Mocheng immediately vetoed it again, but because he hadn't thought of a reason, he was so anxious that his head was sweating.Wu Yan only thought that he was sweating because of the pain in his waist, so he quickly breathed on him, the cold touch could relieve the pain slightly.
"Oh, by the way, this bed is imported from Italy. I bought it not long ago, so I can still return it. If I ask a craftsman to repair it, I can't return it."
When Wu Yan heard that it was imported from Italy, he subconsciously opened his mouth wide and said, "Wow, then, that should be very expensive."
"Well, it's very expensive." Shu Mocheng nodded in agreement: "It's very expensive."
In the end, there was really no other way, Wu Yan suggested cautiously, "How about...then we can sleep on the bed in my room?" After speaking, he was afraid that Schumer would get angry, so he rushed to say: "I, I, I It doesn't mean anything else, it's just... Look, you must want to sleep on a bed, and now the bed in my room is the only one at home, and then you don't let me sleep on the sofa, sleep on the floor, or go out to sleep , um... now I can only sleep in the same bed with you. But don't worry, I will change all my sheets and quilts, and then, the bed is big enough, and I will sleep next to the bed, Never turn over, and I sleep very quietly, I will never disturb you, what do you think?"
Although he was secretly happy in his heart, on the surface, Shu Mocheng still maintained a very helpless expression, pretending to sigh and said: "Hey, that's the only way to go."
Seeing that he agreed, Wu Yan immediately showed a happy smile, as if it was such an honor to get Schumer City's approval.
He wholeheartedly felt that he had caused troubles and troubles to Shu Mocheng. In fact, sleeping next to Shu Mocheng was also a big challenge for him.
Wu Yan remade the bed and cleaned the room according to Schumer City's requirements. The room was specially sprayed with sobering agent. He put all the miscellaneous books and personal belongings into the suitcase and storage box. The whole room suddenly became as if no one lived in it. .
"I want to take a bath first." Another moth appeared in Shu Mocheng. Seeing that Wu Yan was about to refute, he immediately preempted: "You also take a bath, it stinks to death!"
Wu Yan was yelled out of nowhere, and subconsciously agreed with an "oh".
"Ah, help me take off my shirt, hurry up!" Shu Mocheng's acting skills can already compete for an Oscar, Wu Yan is like a servant, what do you say, and he is completely obedient.
Maybe it was due to sympathy for Schumer Cheng as a "sick person", Wu Yan's face was surprisingly calm, even with a warm smile of a "nurse", which made Schumer Cheng a little embarrassed.
But sorry, I have to do this, otherwise the happiness of the next life, or the happiness of the lower body will be lost.
Wu Yan hung up Shu Mocheng's shirt, and as soon as he returned to the bathroom, he saw Shu Mocheng holding his waist and calling him: "Wu Yan, Wu Yan, I can't take off my pants!"
"Here we come, we're here." Wu Yan didn't show any shyness, and when he entered the door, he squatted down and started to untie Shu Mocheng's belt. He was so calm and calm, which made Shu Mocheng feel a little shameless.
"That, that underwear, I'll do it myself." Finally, he couldn't be cruel to the end, and when Wu Yan went out, Shu Mocheng took off his underwear naturally.
With the warm water rushing down on him, Shu Mocheng closed his eyes, recalling what the "senior" said in the base.
Standing under the shower, with the water flowing from the top of his head to the soles of his feet, he looked down at the water flowing away from the sink hole. "It's today."
Looking back from the ground to himself, a part of his body was greeting him, Shu Mocheng smiled slightly and said, "It's not your turn today, next time."
After taking a shower, I took a bath towel and wrapped it up, and went to the living room first.
Wu Yan saw him coming out, and immediately handed him a glass of warm water: "I'll be thirsty after taking a bath."
"En." Shu Mocheng took the water and said, "Go and wash, remember to clean up the floor after washing."
"Oh, good." Wu Yan went back to the room to get his pajamas, went into the bathroom, and locked the door.
Shu Mocheng was sitting on the sofa in the living room, listening to the sound of water in the bathroom, couldn't help pursing his lips into a smile, when the water in the glass was finished, he turned around and went to the kitchen to pour water, and suddenly remembered the tablet given by "Senior" pill……
Wu Yan took a slow shower, taking half an hour to come out, and Shu Mocheng almost lost his patience waiting.
"Here, I'll be thirsty after taking a shower." Following his example, Shu Mocheng handed over the water in his hand.
"Oh, thank you." Wu Yan was flattered, took a big gulp of the water, and found it was cold water when he swallowed it.
"It was originally lukewarm water, but after you washed it for too long, it became cold." Shu Mocheng explained.
"Oh, it's okay, I'll change to a warm cup."
"Hey, wait! That, that..." Shu Mocheng was in a hurry, the water couldn't be poured, and it would be wasted if it was poured.
"What... what's wrong?" Wu Yan's hand froze in mid-air, and a little water had already been spilled.
"Do you not want to drink the water I poured?" Shu Mocheng puffed out his chest, confidently.
As soon as Wu Yan heard what he said, he immediately shook his head and said, "No, it's because the water is cold."
"But, but... Who is the reason why the water is cold? Isn't it because you have been washing for too long?" Shu Mocheng pressed every step of the way, Wu Yan had nothing to say, and could only drink a glass of cold water in front of him. drank down the stomach.
"Can I still have a glass of warm water?" Wu Yan asked.
Schumer City was really defeated by this fool. It seemed that his bully image was irreparable, so he smiled relievedly and said, "I was joking with you just now, why did you really drink it? Don't mind it, drink it , do whatever you want." After finishing speaking, he giggled awkwardly for a while.
Wu Yan has learned that Shu Mocheng's face-changing is faster than turning a book.
Looking up at his watch, it was already ten o'clock, and he had to take the subway for four or ten minutes tomorrow, so Wu Yan wanted to sleep.
But tonight, at least tonight, Shumo City is on the other side of the bed, he probably couldn't sleep well.
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