I don't read much, don't lie to me

Shu Mocheng was planning an outsmart plan in his mind, but before he could figure it out, Wu Yan spoke first. He said, "You...have you done any online surveys?"

Shu Mocheng didn't know what he meant, so he asked instead, "What questionnaire?"

"That's right, it's that kind of... that kind of answering format. In the end, there will be a result of ABCDEF or something, as well as detailed analysis." Wu Yan explained.

"Oh~~ It's that kind." Shu Mocheng deliberately dragged on a long voice, carefully observing the expression changes on Wu Yan's face, "What? You did a questionnaire survey? What survey?"

"No, it's not me... yes, it's a colleague." Wu Yan's lie was so fake that even he himself didn't believe it, so he had to lose face and said, "It's me, but my colleague asked me to do it. I just did it casually."

"What kind of questionnaire is that? Psychological test? This one is quite popular. I have played online before, but most of them are deceptive, don't believe it."

After Shu Mocheng said these words, he obviously felt that the haze on Wu Yan's face had dissipated a little, "Really? So that's the case."

Shu Mocheng looked at his innocent face, smiled, and said, "You don't really believe it, do you? Are you upset about this? Haha, but I'm curious what questionnaire you did, and , what was the result?"

"That...it's fake anyway, so don't ask me." Wu Yan lowered his head to pick up the rice, eating quickly, his eyes still evasive. With this demeanor, Shu Mocheng is sure that this questionnaire is definitely not that simple.

There was a weird smile on his face for no reason, and Wu Yan was in a mess. Although he knew he wouldn't get angry, if he looked at him like this all night, he couldn't stand it.

There is absolutely no way to talk about the questionnaire, maybe he won't believe it, what if it is true?

If it is true, then he...he will definitely be driven away, living with such a pervert, and sleeping with him in the same bed, he will definitely throw away the bed, no, it is all his Touched things, or... changing houses...

Terrible thoughts passed through his head one by one, Shu Mocheng seemed to be very patient, and stopped asking, which made Wu Yan even more anxious.

The so-called "no tricks to win with tricks" refers to this situation.

Wu Yan surrendered and finished his bowl of rice. He said, "Actually...the supervisor found out when I was doing the questionnaire, and deducted my bonus for this month."

This is true, based on Shu Mocheng's understanding of Wu Yan, money is the only thing that can make him bored for so long, which is also in line with his personality.

While nodding, he said thoughtfully: "So that's how it is—the leader reprimanded, lost the bonus, blamed himself, blamed himself. But, this should be the first time for you, right?"

"Well, it's all Chen Lei's fault. If it wasn't for the questionnaire link he sent... No, I can't blame him. It's his freedom to post it or not. I opened it myself, so I shouldn't blame others."

"Hey, you're talking about stand-up comedy! Ha, but you have a good idea. If someone gives you a knife, you can kill people. After killing, you can only blame yourself. Okay, okay!"

Wu Yan didn't understand what he meant, and just about to ask, Shu Mocheng suddenly burst out laughing.

"Haha... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I made a mistake just now, that's not what the metaphor says, haha..."

Shu Mocheng's smile, and Wu Yan's dullness, are very similar to another version of "Others laugh at me too crazy, I laugh at others can't see through", but it should be called "I laugh at myself too crazy, I laugh at others can't see through" ".

Shu Mocheng imitated Zhou Xingchi's exaggerated smile, completely making Wu Yan laugh silly, even watching him smile, he forgot what they were talking about before.

Shu Mocheng laughed enough and went to the living room to watch TV, while Wu Yan cleaned up the dishes dutifully.

The doorbell rang, and Schumer subconsciously didn't want to open the door—the only ones who knew this house existed were his parents, except for A Fei. If A Fei came, he would call, and if Wu Yan's people came, he would make an appointment in advance, not to mention At this point in time, who can it be?

Wu Yan heard the doorbell rang three times, and seeing that Shu Mocheng didn't intend to open the door, he washed his hands and ran to open the door.

"Hi, excuse me." Chang Yixin was still wearing heavy makeup, but the clothes on his body were changed into home clothes, but from Wu Yan's aesthetic point of view, the home clothes are a bit like pajamas, and they are some kind of pajamas.

He deliberately raised his head not to look at her, and said, "Don't bother, what's the matter?"

"Well, I told you to come over this morning, but I forgot when there were too many people, so...it's not too late." She looked apologetic, scratched her head with her right hand, stuck out her little tongue and made a grimace.

This look is indeed cute on a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl, but it is indeed a bit scary to put it on a 27-year-old "old aunt".

Fortunately, it wasn't Shu Mocheng who opened the door, otherwise, the girl's face might hit the door.

But Wu Yan didn't have any concept of difference between women and girls, he just simply thought she was apologizing for his bad memory, and had no other meaning.

"Oh, I'm sorry, we just had dinner, so...it's okay, you can play and have fun." After Wu Yan finished speaking, he put his right hand by the door, indicating that he planned to end the conversation and closed the door.

Then the other party didn't say goodbye for a long time, and he didn't know what to say or what to do.

At this time, Shu Mocheng appeared on the stage. After a long time since Wu Yan came back, he also came to the door.

"What's wrong?" He asked Wu Yan.

"Oh, she said..."

"Hi, handsome guy." Chang Yixin snatched Wu Yan's words, and cast a charming look at Shu Mocheng, "Are you interested in coming to the party?"

Shu Mocheng didn't even look at her, and said directly to Wu Yan: "It's late at night, don't open the door for others if you have nothing to do, now there are many lunatics, and there are more female lunatics." After finishing speaking, he directly pulled Wu Yan behind him , and then finally took a look at Chang Yixin, and then slammed the door shut with a "snap".

"You... It's not good for you to do this." Wu Yan stood worriedly at the door, as if he wanted to open the door to see what was going on outside.

"Don't open the door. If you open the door, I'll smash the next door." Shu Mocheng felt sick when he thought of the woman just now, and rubbed his eyes desperately.

"You, what are you doing? They invited us with good intentions, and didn't I tell you this morning?" Wu Yan heard that there was no movement outside, so he left the door and walked to the living room.

Shu Mocheng already had a bad face, and of course what he said would not be pleasant: "It's morning, and in the morning, she was still wearing decent clothes. Look at her just now. What kind of dress is that, follow Ying Like calling a girl, you are still chatting with people at the door like a fool."

"You, don't speak so harshly. She has a serious job and works in the opposite building of the community, and they are having a dinner party today. Colleagues are here. I saw her buy a lot..."

"Yo, you've inquired about her so clearly?" Shu Mocheng half-lyed on the sofa with his legs crossed, and Wu Yan stood opposite him, like a child who did something wrong.

"No, she told me, I didn't ask."

Shu Mocheng asked again: "Then—what else did she tell you? Did she tell you why she lives here? And why does she live next door to us? Or...colleagues have a dinner, why do you invite strangers who have only met once?" Neighbor? Hmph, let me remind you, you better see the girls now, the car, the house, the ticket, you are the same, they will not say a word to you. "

Wu Yan was stopped by the series of questions. He did know the first question, but when he was about to say it, he hesitated.At first, I didn't think about the girl next door, but now I think about what she said at that time...it is indeed very similar to the woman in Schumercheng's mouth.

She rented a house here to find rich people. She rented it next door. So I was able to rent here because it happened to be rented out next door, or half of it was rented out.

Thinking about it this way, as to why he invited them... Wu Yan's initial thought was very simple, it was social activities between neighbors, maybe it was because he was eager to have neighbors who could help each other, so he thought it was normal.But now, he felt that he was probably labeled as a rich man.

Moreover, if it was a dinner party with his colleagues, he would never invite strangers, so what Shu Mocheng said... makes sense.

Wu Yan was successfully brought into his routine by Shu Mocheng. He wanted to explain incoherently, but after explaining for a long time, he couldn't explain clearly. Shu Mocheng raised his eyebrows and looked at Wu Yan with a playful smile on his face.

"Now think about the purpose of my renting the house to you. Do you think I'm a good person? I don't want you to be beautiful, I don't want you to be in good shape, let alone you have children for me. Just treat myself like this Dedicated to you, how about me?" Shu Mocheng acted like a child.

Wu Yan smiled and was about to speak when he said, "Oh, by the way, I might also like men!"

Shu Mocheng risked his life to say these words. He tensed his nerves and watched Wu Yan's expression changes all the time. Sure enough, Wu Yan's face suddenly turned cloudy, and his eyes dodged, not daring to look at him.

"Okay, I'm joking." Shu Mocheng looked at Wu Yan at a loss, and quickly stopped the words, but he did not give up and added: "If I am really gay, what will you do now?"

"I, I... I'm not that far behind, I understand, it's normal, very, very normal..." Wu Yan's heart suddenly beat fast, as if someone had stolen something and was caught on the spot.

Shu Mocheng decided to call it a day. Just as he was about to comfort him, he suddenly raised his head and said, "Then, what if I... am gay? Will you kick me out?"

Schumercheng didn't expect him to ask this, and suddenly he was a little stupid, instinctively sluggish, and there was a voice echoing in his heart: "If you are gay, I must hold you in my arms, and I must, forever, always hold you in my arms." In my arms..."

"Oh, I haven't finished washing the dishes." Wu Yan suddenly said, and then fled following this reason.

Shu Mocheng couldn't grasp the proportion of the answer, so he pretended not to care and complained behind him, saying: "Oh, we haven't finished talking yet, so you can throw it in the dishwasher.".

"No need, it's too wasteful of water and electricity, and there are not many dishes." Wu Yan rolled up his sleeves and ran to the kitchen again, a typical housewife.Seeing his busy and disobedient figure, Schumercheng smiled angrily and sweetly.

"Ding dong, ding dong." The door rang again. This time, Wu Yan didn't expect Shu Mocheng to move, and took the initiative to wash his hands to open the door. Unexpectedly, when he turned around, Shu Mocheng had already left for the entrance.

"Hello, I'm the guest next door. I would like to ask if there is any wine opener in your house?" A young man with his chest open and already showing a drunken state said while holding the door frame.

Shu Mocheng frowned at the smell of alcohol in front of him, but he didn't want to get angry and provoke Wu Yan again, so he said softly, "Yes, but we don't let you out." He was about to close the door, but the man didn't give up. In a daze, he put his foot against the door, and angrily asked Shu Mocheng why he didn't borrow it.

"If you don't borrow it, you don't borrow it. My things, can't I still be the master?" Shu Mocheng became ruthless, and kicked the man's leg directly. The man took a step back unconsciously in pain , Schumer City closed the door.

"Who is it?" Wu Yan wiped his hands after washing the dishes, just in time to see Shu Mocheng returning.

"Who can be, the drunk lunatic next door."

"Snapped!"

Just as Shu Mocheng finished speaking, something knocked on the door. Wu Yan was startled, and hurried over to look.Just as he was about to open the door, Shu Mocheng stopped him: "Don't open it, you will hurt you if you go out. They are all drunk, and they are not afraid of the sky and the earth. Even if they kill you with a knife, they will not be held criminally responsible. You Put away your pity."

After finishing speaking, he did not forget to add: "Nu, now you can see clearly, who are these people, hmph."

The door was smashed a few more times, Shu Mocheng smiled instead of anger, and couldn't help but say in his heart, well smashed, well smashed.

The door was smashed and could be replaced, but the class was well worth it.

Wu Yan sat with Shu Mocheng in the living room, feeling sorry for the door, and at the same time was surprised by the inexplicable smile on Shu Mocheng's face.