[Quick Travel] Cannon Fodder 23 Days Survival Guide

"Hey, boy, come here for a while!"

Mo Cheng heard an old man's voice coming from the forest in front of him. He didn't recognize the voice, so he was a little nervous, but he still walked over. Seeing the figure, when I was looking around, I saw a black shadow coming from the tree with a "whoosh".

Mocheng went to look for the source of the sound, and when he turned around, he saw an old man, dressed in tatters and with uneven hair. The most ridiculous thing was that he was still wearing a pair of pumpkin pants, hanging upside down from a tree like a monkey, revealing his two legs. His thin yellow legs looked like he hadn't eaten for three days, and he was still grinning wide, showing a mouthful of big yellow teeth, and smirked at Mocheng.

"Who is this old man? He looks like a lunatic, and he's just an outsider?" Lin Chen pouted and said disdainfully.

"You don't understand the world of an expert~~~" The voice of the system came out, and he mentioned it casually, "Hey, is it really okay for you to stay in the cave all day like this???"

That's right, Lin Chen is laying out on his bed in a very shapeless way, holding a book in his hand and pretending to read it. This book is the original one, and there is a plate of fruit and a glass of drink at hand, very leisurely .

But that's it, Lin Chen is still dissatisfied. It's summer now. According to his requirements, at least one air conditioner, free wifi, a large plate of watermelon and a mobile phone are required. Of course, it is even better to have a crush.

However, the reality is so unsatisfactory, God, what kind of abuse did I, Lin Chen, do! ! !While Lin Chen sighed in his heart, he also replied to the system, "If it's not good, would I want to see that paralyzed face??? And I see that he is no different from running madly under the atomic bomb rain!!!"

"Then what's the use of reading at home every day??? Are you making fun of the old man???"

"No, I'm just learning survival experience. Reading books and understanding the plot will be of great help to our survival~~~"

"Brother, the world will change the day after tomorrow, and you have been at home for more than ten days!!!"

"I'm happy, I'm proud, can't I be proud of my house!!! Reading books is very useful, there is a golden house in the book, only Yan Ruyu in the book, okay???"

"... I think your focus is on 'Yan Ruyu', okay???"

"Those who know me are my system!"

"So can you stop pretending to be a cultural person??? Will you die if you go out once???"

"Yes!!! I'm going to the next world soon, so I have to do my homework, you know???"

"There are five elders outside!!!"

......

"Hey, what happened to you today??? Beauty is useless???"

"A beautiful woman has to be seen by fate."

"Suddenly realized life??? Became a Buddha on the spot??? No way!!!"

"No, I just saw that Shangguan, who was chasing the Fifth Elder recently, was also there."

"...So you are just worried that Shangguan will chase Man Zong in the past, right???"

"No, young master, this is called compromise."

"...Do you have any other hobbies besides beautiful women!!!"

"Yes, handsome."

"People have self-knowledge."

"That sentence is just as useful for the system."

......

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Of course, Lin Chen ran out of the room in the end. As for why, he himself said that there was no fruit and he wanted to get some more.

(Obviously just to see the fifth elder ← broken thoughts from Mr. System)