I'm a mustard omega

The date of two people, ah no, the blind date has turned into a dinner party for three people, the eyes around us are sneaking and whispering at our table like a searchlight, 20.00% five's eyes fall on my hand that picks up the food, 70.00% Wu's eyes fell on the face of Yan Jiuxiao, the only Alpha in the Beta pile.

I feel like I can't sit still.

Comrade Yan Jiuxiao and Yan Laozu only ordered mustard, but no matter whether the dishes on the table were sour, sweet, salty, spicy, raw, cooked, meaty or vegetarian, he waved every mouthful vigorously His hand that was pinched by me was bloody and his right finger was wrapped several times in gauze, so I sat next to him with a pale complexion, black eyes, dark lips and purple lips, and I dipped him in mustard.

Thus, such a scene appeared at the dining table of the three——

Mr. Wang sat upright and said to me solemnly: "Mr. Lin, Fangfang should have mentioned to you that my family—"

"Ah! Lin Lin, give me a glass of water! There's too much mustard!" Yan Jiuxiao waved his right hand wrapped in gauze several times in front of me as if he thought I was blind.

I:"……"

I handed the cup to the mouth of the old ancestor Yan Jiuxiaoyan calmly, looked at Mr. Wang's long pale face that was darkened by a shade, and remedied my conscience: "I'm sorry, my cousin's fingers are not very convenient, Mr. Wang, you just said—"

Upon hearing this, Yan Jiuxiao immediately interjected with a guilty expression: "I'm sorry, you guys talk, you talk, don't worry about me."

The cloud on Mr. Wang's face receded, and he once again sat upright with a long pale face and said to me solemnly: "I mean, Fangfang should have mentioned it to you, my family—"

"Ah! Lin Lin, give me a piece of paper! Mustard spilled on my hand!" Yan Jiuxiao waved his right hand wrapped in gauze several times in front of me vigorously again as if I was blind.

I:"……"

I calmly took out a napkin and wiped the paws of Yan Jiuxiaoyan's ancestor, looking at Mr. Wang's long pale face that was once again darkened by another shade, and remedied my conscience again: "I'm sorry, My eldest cousin has trouble with his fingers, Mr. Wang, you just said—"

When Yan Jiuxiao heard this, he immediately interjected with a guilty expression: "I'm sorry, you guys talk, you talk, don't worry about me."

The cloud on Mr. Wang's face faded away again, and once again he sat upright with a long pale face and said to me solemnly: "I want to say, Fangfang should have mentioned it to you, my family—"

After repeating this twenty times, Yan Jiuxiao has dipped all the dishes on the table, and the conversation between Mr. Wang and I only stopped at "Fang Fang should have mentioned it".

I think maybe I'm not here for a blind date, I'm here to bring a child.

The pale Mr. Wang can no longer be described as gloomy, his whole body has turned to coal.

I had a hunch that this was going to happen, so I hurriedly explained No. 20 against my conscience: "I'm sorry, my eldest cousin's fingers are not very convenient, Mr. Wang, you just said——"

"I didn't say anything!" Mr. Wang, who was black as coal, was finally angry, and his long face almost fell on his feet, "What the hell is going on with you and your cousin! Are you here for a blind date, or for a show?" Lovely, huh?!"

I--

I shrank my feet involuntarily.

I don't know where Mr. Wang came to such absurd and absurd conclusions. I only know that I have neither kindness nor love with the old profiteer Yan Jiuxiaoyan, but only a debt that I don't know how much has accumulated so far.

I think it is very necessary to explain. After all, there are not many people like Mr. Wang who are full of capitals on their faces and engage in such a big show.

However, before I could open my mouth, my loud and indignant voice sounded from the culprit, Yan Jiuxiao, the old bastard: "Lin Jinghe, you are really a little, ah bah, are you really a Beta? Yes, I Yes, if it is fake, do you want me to take it off and let you verify it? Lin Jinghe, you are really a little, ah bah, are you really a Beta? Yes, I am, true Do you want me to take it off and let you verify it? Lin Jinghe,..."

I was stunned, Mr. Wang was stunned, and Yan Jiuxiao was also stunned.

After the three of them froze for 3 minutes, Mr. Wang was the first to react.

He suddenly stood up from the opposite side, slapped the table with a long black face and shouted sharply: "Xiu En'ai, die quickly, farewell!"

I'm the second to react.

I squinted my big black eyes sharply at Yan Jiuxiao, that bastard Yan: "Did you set the ringtone on my recording?"

Yan Jiuxiao was the last to respond.

His IQ seemed to be off the hook suddenly. He looked at me blankly and asked blankly, "Didn't you set this ringtone?"

I……

With stillness in my mind, I took out the cell phone that kept ringing in the pocket of his white coat, opened the screen of his phone with stillness, and connected with my loud and indignant voice that continued to play for 3 minutes. , calmly said to the person inside who started roaring as soon as it was connected: "Your mother exploded?"

Block, delete, change the ringtone, encrypt, record fingerprints.

With a calm mind, I put Yan Jiuxiao's cell phone into the pocket of his white coat, and with a calm mind, I turned around to look for Mr. Wang who was so angry.

I--

The hotel lobby, which was overcrowded just now, was left with a mess of cups and plates and rubbish on the floor!

Not only Mr. Wang is gone, but Mr. Wang's relatives, friends, neighbors and neighbors are also gone!

In the empty hall, there are only two idiots, Yan Jiuxiao and I, standing upright because we don't understand!

I took out the small mirror that I carried with me calmly, and took a picture of my late-stage makeup, which had spent all my working capital and carefully prepared to attend the late-stage heart disease, which was still intact but failed to match, and took a picture of the small mirror calmly. It shattered on Yan Jiuxiaoyan's old bastard's chest.

"Mr. Wang is gone, are you satisfied?! What the hell is my mother's grudge against you? You want to harm me like this!"

I was so angry that I wanted to use my mustard-flavored pheromone to smoke this bastard who didn't care about the occasion in front of me.

I had a hunch that this blind date was going to be a hit, and I also thought it would hit Yan Jiuxiao, a bastard full of variables, but I didn't expect that I, who was single for 29 years, would be given a cuckold for showing affection by the blind date!

This is a fucking catastrophe, an unprecedented case of injustice!

The culprit, Yan Jiuxiao, the bastard Yan, didn't apologize at all. He put his failed unlocked phone back into his pocket, swept the shards of glass on his chest, and said with a frown, "Isn't it just a blind date? Neither do I." See how good he is? Are you so afraid that you won't be able to get married? "