I'm a mustard omega

Sun Shaoze and Sun Xiaogui gave both of us a vicious look, and floated away like ghosts.

I quickly took out my mobile phone, opened Weiweibo, found Sun Shaoze’s name and clicked on it. Sure enough, Little Devil Sun had just released a message: If Lin Jinghe and Yan Jiuxiao get married, I will go to the bathroom upside down! @林静和#五年之约#Eat melon masses

I--

I think my brain cells are not enough. Doesn't this little bastard know that there are tigers in the mountains and prefer to go to the mountains?And what other tricks did he have?

I hurriedly asked Yan Jiuxiao: "What did you do to your cousin? Are you sure you gave him alcohol instead of drugs?"

Yan Jiuxiao thought for a while, and replied: "He is opportunistic, trying to win the reward."

I suddenly realized that if I stood upside down twice, wouldn’t it be right?

Unexpectedly, Sun Shaoze, a little bastard, could come up with such an idea after pretending to be like that.

As expected of Yan Jiuxiao's cousin, what a talent!

But Yan Jiuxiao said: "I think he's really going to get into big|trouble this time, and that guy who is sure to get revenge in Chengqianli will definitely not let him go."

Sure enough, Cheng Qianli, who finally woke up after three days of coma, opened his eyes with a murderous expression on his face. Sun Shaoze's pheromone penetrated too deep and could not be taken out, and the mark on his neck could not be erased.But Cheng Qianli, whose eyes were straightened with anger, didn't seem to care about these things, he only cared about how to kill that little bastard Sun Shaoze, he wasn't even moved when I told him euphemistically that I decided to marry Yan Jiuxiao.

As soon as Cheng Qianli's parents received the news, they hurried back from abroad. When they saw that their only son was marked by an Alpha, they frantically put pressure on the Sun family to force the Sun family to hand over Sun Shaoze.

Sun Shaoze's footsteps were still sloppy, his face was pale, and he looked like he had a kidney deficiency caused by excessive indulgence.

But this does not prevent him from haggling with the married family without fear.

So after the two sides had a fight in the ward of the Alpha area, they finally reached an agreement with both sides hurting: Sun Shaoze married Cheng Qianli, the wedding date was the same day as Yan Jiuxiao and I, and the place was in the same hotel.

I--

This is embarrassing.

I asked Yan Jiuxiao while walking with the big red Xizi warm pot I just bought: "Is your cousin afraid of dying too good-looking?"

Yan Jiuxiao's face was paralyzed when he heard the news: "Let's change the date and change the hotel."

However, even though we changed the date and changed the hotel, we still did not escape the fate of holding a wedding with Sun Shaoze and Cheng Qianli in the same year, the same month, the same day and the same place.

From time to time, the sky is not good for people and disharmony!

However, this day is a rare good weather, the weather is clear and the autumn is crisp.

I, Yan Jiuxiao and other guests occupied the east area of ​​the hotel, and Cheng Qianli, Sun Shaoze and their guests occupied the west area of ​​the hotel.The wedding is eerily and harmoniously synchronized.

The officiant on our side gave a speech, and the officiant on their side also gave a speech.

The witnesses on our side read the vows, and they read the vows on their side.

Our side replays the love process, and their side replays the hatred and killing each other.

The newcomers on our side came to the stage to exchange rings, and Sun Shaoze, who was sitting in a wheelchair for thousands of miles, also went up there with a plaster cast.

The two officiates spoke in unison. The officiant asked in a clichéd manner: "Mr. Yan Jiuxiao (Cheng Qianli), are you willing to become a legal partner with Mr. Lin Jinghe (Sun Shaoze)?"

Yan Jiuxiao happily said: "I am willing!"

Cheng Qianli did not respond, but turned his head with a livid face and looked straight at me.

I suddenly felt flushed and felt ashamed, wishing I could dig a hole and jump in.

I think this time there is really going to be a big shipwreck scene. Tomorrow's news will definitely be full of news that I finally capsized at my wedding with two boats on my feet.

I must have committed countless crimes in my last life to be reduced to today's end.

However, Cheng Qianli said to me regretfully, "I'm sorry, I broke my promise. I wish you happiness."

I--? ? ?

what's the situation?

I'm ready to be like an entertainer trapped in the showbiz, turning red to purple to black and becoming a mummy on an ice field covered in ice and snow for thousands of miles, but thousands of miles tell me this?

I am deeply ashamed of my behavior of judging the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain.

I quickly replied: "No, no, I broke my promise, and I wish you happiness too."

Sun Shaoze looked on and was displeased, and interjected unconvincedly with an arm in a plaster cast: "It's up to you to say, we will definitely be happy, happier than you and my cousin! If we can't be happier than you guys, I will @%##%&*￥T woo woo woo for the rest of my life!"

Cheng Qianli quickly covered his mouth with his eyes and hands, and said with hatred: "You can shut up! If you hear you say that you go to the toilet while standing upside down, you won't be able to go to the toilet for the rest of your life!"

Except for this small episode, the wedding continued to proceed in an orderly, weird and harmonious way.

Like all wedding scenes, after exchanging rings, meeting parents, pouring champagne and cutting the cake, they began to toast the guests.

We don't have the custom of making a bridal chamber here, and the guests are all very reserved. The banquet basically ended at three o'clock in the afternoon. Yan Jiuxiao was overjoyed and drank a lot of wine, but was finally escorted back.

I made him hangover soup, and then sat down quietly in the new room.

The new house is furnished very comfortably, Yan Jiuxiao's sleeping face is also perfect, the little boy in my stomach has already supported my belly slightly, everything is quiet and beautiful.

Today is also my 30th birthday.

Since I was a child, I was burdened with mustard-flavored pheromones that everyone can’t avoid. I never dared to hope that I could get rid of the fate of being a single dog in my life, and I didn’t dare to hope that I would really come back after thousands of miles, let alone that I would To marry such an Alpha who is the best in the world.

I traced Yan Jiuxiao's sleeping face, and felt satisfied that I had become the happiest person in the world.

Although Yan Jiuxiao was not the little boy who gave me ice cream mixed with his own pheromone smell, what he gave me was obviously far beyond the weight of that ice cream.

Yan Jiuxiao slept until nearly midnight before getting up in a daze. After drinking two more bowls of hangover soup, he fully woke up.

Yan Jiuxiao, who was completely awake, came to me and asked me happily: "Lin Lin, don't you want to know how the pheromone is controlled?"

I cheered up and nodded quickly.

Yan Jiuxiao said even more happily: "Come on, let me teach you."

Seeing Yan Jiuxiao's eyes shining brightly, I always felt that there would be some kind of trap next, so I hesitated for a moment and replied cautiously: "Okay, tell me, I'll listen."

Yan Jiuxiaoyan, an old profiteer, threw me on the bed at once, and said mysteriously: "It can only be understood, but cannot be expressed in words."

I--

My sister’s ten T’s of information that opened the door to a new world for me suddenly flooded my mind, which was already small in capacity. Jiuxiaoyan old hooligan's nose.

Yan Jiuxiao quickly covered my head with his eyes and hands, and complained aggrievedly: "Lin Lin, are you trying to murder your husband?"

I blushed with an old face and retorted vigorously: "You old rascal! If you want to play a rascal, just say it, and make up some crazy reason!"

Yan Jiuxiao immediately turned into a puppy with a bone, sniffing and biting like a tickle.

My mustard-flavored pheromones were immediately released uncontrollably. I haven't smelled my own pheromones for a long time, and I almost fainted myself.

Yan Jiuxiao did not know where to get a steamed bun, and said to me while eating the steamed bun, "Ah, Xiao mustard, you are really my favorite!"

I don't know if I'm Yan Jiuxiao's dish, I just know that since when, there was a fruity or floral smell mixed in my pungent pheromone, and it became more and more obvious, more and more It's getting stronger.

Ambergris? !

What is Cheng Qianli doing here at this time? !

I hurriedly pushed Yan Jiuxiao away and looked at the door in surprise.

However, the door of the room was not open, nor did I stand there for thousands of miles. There were only me and Yan Jiuxiao in the whole room.

I looked around suspiciously, and I heard Yan Jiuxiao ask worriedly: "What's wrong? Did I bite you?"

I approached Yan Jiuxiao to sniff his clothes, and was shocked to find that the pheromone smell came from him!

I asked in amazement, "This smell in the air is your pheromone?"

Yan Jiuxiao replied even more surprised: "It's been a puberty period, don't you know?"

I was even more surprised and asked: "What is the smell of the thousands of miles of pheromone?"

Yan Jiuxiao said with disgust, "Rotten grapes."

I glared at him: "Speak human words!"

Yan Jiuxiao reluctantly replied: "Wine."

I--

I was shocked to the extreme, did I remember wrongly before? !

But it shouldn't!

If I remember correctly, what happened to thousands of miles?

I asked uncertainly, "Then, do you remember an ambergris-flavored ice cream many years ago?"

"Ice cream?" Yan Jiuxiao frowned and thought for a long time, thinking that my heart muscle was about to infarct, and then nodded with mixed joy and sorrow.

I asked, "Did you give me the ice cream?"

Yan Jiuxiao: "No, Cheng Qianli wanted it from me."

The clock struck midnight suddenly, and there was a rapid knock on the door. I put on my clothes and opened the door to have a look. Young Master Sun jumped out with a plaster cast on him, raised his mobile phone at me, and said triumphantly: " You just celebrated your 30th birthday, although you held a wedding, but you haven’t received the certificate yet, so strictly speaking, you haven’t been able to marry yourself, you just wait for the rest of your life to go to the bathroom on your head! Hahahaha!”

I--

I silently took out the marriage certificate that I had been carrying in my arms since the day I received it.

Sun Shaoze... "Lying in the sun!"