I'm a mustard omega

I stared blankly and suspiciously at the dime that I wanted to be immortalized in history for 3.05 seconds, then squinted my eyes and stretched out my paws to slap it down with a "bang".

I don't believe it anymore, God, who has been sticking his neck against my blind date plan, can still stand firm and stand against me for another 500 years under the blow of my devastating nine-yin white bone claw? !

dream!

I rubbed the dime on the stone table viciously back and forth a few times against the dime that I slammed down on the table, until the golden stars bounced and sparks flew around, and I finally took my paw away in satisfaction.

Ran goose-

The dime that had been brutally murdered by me did not succumb to my torture. As soon as I moved my claws away, it stood up from the stone table indomitably.

I--

I asked my mom, "Have you lived too long for a dime?"

My mother was dumbfounded in disbelief: "Can't you?"

I looked under the stone table with a paralyzed face, and I suddenly found that Yan Wuyang, who was released by someone at some time, was hiding under the stone table, covering his mouth and holding back his laughter, trembling all over, his face purple and swollen, and he almost lost his breath go.

I know, it turns out that it's not only God who opposes my marriage plan, but also the little bastard Yan Wuyang.

Seeing that he had been discovered, Yan Wuyang came out from under the stone table happily, and said to me happily: "Sister-in-law, you are here, I have been waiting for you for a long time!"

"Why are you waiting for me?" I was trembling with Yan Wuyang's bright smile, and I felt that nothing good happened.

Sure enough, Yan Wuyang happily asked me: "Sister-in-law, I heard that Cheng Qianli and my brother destroyed your house?"

Me: "So you're happy?"

"No, I express my deep condolences and sympathy for this matter." Yan Wuyang replied cheerfully.

My 24K titanium alloy dog ​​eyes can't see the slightest bit of deep condolence and sympathy from Yan Wuyang's elated expression, gloating is true, I asked with a paralyzed face: "So you came to lay a wreath for our house ?”

"That's not true." Yan Wuyang happily took my arm and said to me happily, "Sister-in-law, marry me."

I--

my mother--

My mother was so stunned that her jaw flew into the sky and she almost smashed herself into a cripple: "My son, are you crazy? You are not stepping on two boats, you are stepping on three?!"

I was so ashamed that my face was red and my ears were red, and I couldn't argue with myself. I quickly got rid of Yan Wuyang's arm and tried to clear my suspicion: "Mom, this is all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding!"

"Sister-in-law, how can you say that? My love for you is no less than that of my brother, and I am no worse than my brother. I have what my brother has, and I have what my brother doesn't have, and I am so cute. Cute and sensible, if you can think about my brother, why can't you think about me?" Yan Wuyang asked with tears in his eyes.

I--

I think it's a fucking day for a dog.

Yan Jiuxiao and Cheng Qianli are enough for my headaches, now there is another Yan Wuyang who plays hooligans regardless of time, place and occasion!

I almost knelt down to the three of them!

I pushed Yan Wuyang aside, blushed with tears and persuaded me thickly: "Yangyang, I know you are cute, cute and sensible, for the sake of being cute, cute and sensible, can you please stop meddling? "

"Sister-in-law, is that why you really don't think about me?" Yan Wuyang asked heartbroken and hopeless.

I--

When you stop and suffer from the chaos, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain. I want to live another 500 years!

I replied decisively: "Don't think about it!"

Yan Wuyang's face turned pale, and he looked up to the sky with a long sigh and roared, "Sheng Yu and Sheng Liang! There is no Omega that is worthy of me, what am I doing alive as a single dog!"

As soon as the words fell, a black thing swished across the air with lightning speed and struck Yan Wuyang impartially on the back of his neck.

DUANG——

With a muffled sound, Yan Wuyang rolled his eyes and fell to the ground together with a leather shoe.

I--

my mother--

My mother was so frightened that she was out of her wits, pointing to Yan Wuyang who was lying motionless on the ground and stammeringly asked: "Is this dead? Son, son, will you go to jail?"

I was also frightened by this unexpected disaster and my heart beat tachycardically for several seconds, but I asked my mother: "Mom, I didn't kill people, why should I go to jail?"

My mother: "Isn't this for you? Don't you have to be responsible for his death?"

I decided not to discuss this kind of insulting issue with my old Omega mother whose EQ is mediocre and IQ is -54 degrees. edge ran over.

Seeing that Yan Jiuxiao ran away, Cheng Qianli, who was also disheartened, picked up the cart and fell between Yan Jiuxiao and me with a bang. The bandit who blocked the road and robbed him shouted sharply like an old hen guarding his cubs: "Stop! What are you doing?"

Yan Jiuxiao pointed to Yan Wuyang, who was motionless beside the dead body table, and replied angrily, "This bastard wants to take advantage of our competition between cranes and clams. I can't bear it, but can you bear it?"

Cheng Qianli glanced at Yan Wuyang in astonishment, and replied decisively: "I can't bear it! What are you going to do?"

Yan Jiuxiao rolled his eyes, took out his mobile phone and pressed a few numbers, and asked into the phone, "Hi, is the police station?"

Ten minutes later, the unconscious Yan Wuyang hooligan was arrested by the vigorous and righteous police comrades on the charge of sexual harassment. Yan Jiuxiao mercilessly held down Yan Wuyang's man Zhong pinched him hard, and Yan Wuyang, who was no different from dead, woke up immediately with a yell.

I don't know why Sun Shaoze, who was advancing and retreating with the police, saw that Yan Wuyang woke up, and put his arms around his neck and couldn't help laughing.

Yan Wuyang was so angry that his face turned white and his veins bulged. He raised the handcuffs and stabbed Sun Shaoze's chest hard, cursing angrily, "Laughing fart!"

Sun Shaoze laughed even harder when he heard it, and while holding Yan Wuyang's hand, he laughed nonstop like eating a dog, while urging like a patient who was about to die: "Quick, quick, give it to brother, haha, Rub my brother, rub my intestines! Hahahaha, laugh, it’s broken! Hahaha!"

Yan Wuyang kicked him far away, and said angrily: "Laugh, laugh, once my sister-in-law and my brother get married, you can wait for the rest of your life to go to the toilet standing on your head! I'll see if you can still laugh then Come out!"

Sun Shao was reminded by Yan Wuyang, and he slapped his thigh with regret: "Oh, I almost forgot if you didn't tell me! I'm still waiting for the wedding candy! After a long time, I can't eat this wedding candy! "

"You just found out?" Yan Wuyang gloated.

Sun Shaoze: "So I have to take some measures quickly."

"Shut up!" Yan Jiuxiao pulled a piece of tape to seal Yan Wuyang's mouth, and told several police officers, "If you can be locked up for two months, don't lock up for one month, lest he come out and hurt people again."

Yan Wuyang: "Wooooow!"

"Go away! If you don't reflect well, you are not allowed to go home!" Yan Jiuxiao patted the back of Yan Wuyang's head, watching several dedicated police officers arrest Yan Wuyang.

"What's going on? Why do you have to stand upside down to go to the toilet?" Cheng Qianli, who was watching the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, asked inexplicably.

Yan Jiuxiao synthesized the few words he heard from me, discarding the falsified and keeping the true, from the outside to the inside, and replied succinctly: "I want to get married and want to go crazy."

Cheng Qianli asked even more inexplicably: "Who?"

Yan Jiuxiao squinted at Sun Shaoze, opened his eyes solemnly and said nonsense without changing his face: "He, my cousin."

Thousands of miles of old gods stared at the vigorous and heroic Sun Shaoze for a few times, seeing that Sun Shaoze's hands trembled and almost dropped the phone to the ground, and then he asked Yan Jiuxiao confidently: "Is this an Alpha? ?”

Yan Jiuxiao continued to open his eyes and talk nonsense out of conscience: "Why don't you say you're crazy?"

Sun Shaoze——

Sun Shaoze, who was kept in the dark, finally understood what the two were talking about, and immediately blushed, red-faced, ashamed and indignant, and vindicated himself: "Cousin, what are you talking about? I'm an Alpha, when will I want to marry and want to go crazy?" ? No, why should I marry? Cousin, don’t you know what kind of person I am? Don’t just believe any rumors!”

"You exploded as soon as I said you. When you spread everywhere that Lin Lin couldn't get married, did you ever think about what kind of mood Lin Lin was in!" Yan Wang suddenly reprimanded, "What kind of grudge does Lin Lin have against you? Why on earth did you do such a stupid thing! If you didn't spread it everywhere, would Lin Lin go on blind dates and run into walls for his own reputation?! You know that situation Does it hurt to see it?!"

Sun Shaoze was also angry when he heard it, and threw the phone away and retorted sharply: "What kind of hatred does he have against me? The devil knows what kind of hatred he has against me! If it weren't for his mustard-flavored pheromone, I would Did my dad force me to go on blind dates when I just turned 14? I was just 14 at the time! Why do I have to listen to those nonsense Omegas when I just turned 14! Listening to those Omega sounds makes me want to Do you know if you get old before you get old?! It’s not easy for him, so is it easy for me? Who the hell have I provoked?! Don’t I deserve to live a clean life for two days?”

"Your father forced you to go on a blind date. What does it have to do with Lin Lin?" Yan Jiuxiao asked angrily.

"It's nothing to do with him," Sun Shao said more and more angrily, and in a fit of anger grabbed the only surviving stone table in our house and threw it out, "My father said that if I don't get married soon, if he doesn't get married, I will have to marry him." marry him!"

"You think too much!" Cheng Qianli kicked the stone table that was rolling towards him to pieces, grabbed Sun Shaoze's collar and stared at him domineeringly, sideways eyes, canthus that were tearing apart, and gnashed his teeth, " You do not deserve!"

Sun Shao was pressed by the aura of thousands of miles, his teeth were clenched, his face was pale and sweaty, but relying on Alpha's instinct of being indomitable rather than bending, he still went to the Yellow River and asked with his neck stuck up, "until he sees the coffin and does not shed tears: " Who are you? Do you think you are worthy, then you marry him!"