I'm a mustard omega

I don't know which word, which punctuation and which tone in my sentence hit the point of laughter of this Alpha with bad eyes and brain, and he burst out laughing again.

I just feel that the sky is full of flowers, the rain is colorful, the fragrance is lingering, the mist is smoky, and the mist is swaying, like a rain of cherry blossoms in spring.

My mother, ah bah, my mother is fascinated by him.

After laughing, this alpha male doctor who fascinated my mother picked up my single, thin, thick and rough medical record from the bedside table with four wheels that always involuntarily slipped in the opposite direction to me Rolling his eyes casually, he asked each word with a puzzled face, "Lin, Jing, He?"

I don't know what words these three three-year-olds all know can confuse him. I began to suspect that he is not only bad-eyed, but also illiterate.

By the way, he still didn't close the door for me.

But I still replied calmly: "Yes, it's me, what's your business?"

"Are you sure this isn't really a thoracic department?" The illiterate alpha male doctor with bad eyesight and brains asked uncertainly again.

I--

This stupid question almost made me kneel, if I wasn't lying upright on the left side of my body like a little white mouse with seven or eight tubes tied to my body, I would definitely kneel down in front of him and give him two heavy kowtows!

I don’t know if he can’t understand people’s words or he doesn’t want to listen at all. I was depressed, ah no, I replied calmly: “Please pick up your phone and press the record button and please ask me every time you want to ask this question. Review my next answer, no, this is the Omega zone, please go out and close the door, thank you."

"Are you really a little O?" The alpha male doctor who never listened to others asked again.

I don't think I need to pay attention to this Alpha who ran out of some mental hospital and lost his memory every ten seconds. She said, "Mom, see off the guests."

Before my mother had time to come out of the spring rain of cherry blossoms, this alpha male doctor, who was no different from a mental illness, hurriedly stepped forward and handed the medical record to me: "Wait, if you are really Lin Jinghe and if this is your medical record, you are listed in the Department of Chest Medicine, not Omega, and your gender is listed as Beta, not Omega.”

I took a closer look, and found that the single, thin, thick, and rough medical record book had a page full of ghostly symbols lying crookedly and vertically.

Needless to say, this enigmatic typeface must be the masterpiece of my old Omega mother who was proud of being pregnant before marriage and ashamed of late marriage and childbearing, and was abducted by my dad before even finishing high school.

I squinted my eyes to recognize it for a long time, and made full use of the fence code, the pigsty code, the Morse code, the Caesar code, and the Bill code. I almost turned into a decoding expert and decoded it vaguely from the mysterious font. Give your name, gender and department.

The results are:

Lin xhe, Bexx, Chest x (x means that the decoding of this word failed)

I--

I think I should look at this alpha male doctor with bad eyesight and brains with admiration. It took him only six seconds to decode the words that I still haven't decoded after half an hour.

I strongly recommend this Alpha, who is no different from a mental illness, to participate in the strongest brain. After all, there is only a wall between a madman and a genius.

But now is not the time to worry about this. I looked at my old Omega mother with a mediocre EQ and an IQ of minus 54 degrees and was obsessed with fonts, and asked calmly, "Aren't you hanging in the Omega section?"

My mother finally walked out of the maze of the spring cherry blossom rain, and asked me with a blank face: "Isn't it?"

"No, you are in the department of chest medicine." I replied calmly.

My old Omega mother, who was fascinated by the brainless Alpha male doctor and seemed to want to splash my dad with a green face, took the enigmatic medical record and reacted for a long time before suddenly realizing: "Ah! I remembered! It is indeed related to chest medicine."

"Why do you need to go to chest surgery?" I asked calmly.

"I know! I suggested it! I happened to pass by when you were sent here, and I saw that you were suffering from heart failure!" The male Alpha doctor who was left alone suddenly interjected excitedly.

I looked at his peach blossom eyes that seemed to be bubbling with excitement, not knowing whether he wanted to claim credit or gloated at his misfortune.

But this is not important.

The important thing is that I fully understand this oolong.

I said to him with a face as innocent as a corpse, "Okay, this is the chest department, not the Omega area, and I'm a Beta, not an Omega. Please go out and close the door, thank you."

"Scared me, I thought I had gone out to eat breakfast and came back through time." The Alpha male doctor who successfully rehabilitated his eyes and brain seemed relieved, but he still didn't close the door for me, "But I can't go out."

"Why?" I asked calmly.

"Because I'm your attending doctor." The rehabilitated Alpha male doctor seemed very happy, he bent down and extended his hand to me, "Nice to meet you, my name is Yan Jiuxiao, you can call me A Xiao."

I stretched out my wax-yellow claws calmly, grasped the broad and thick palm of the male doctor Alpha and shook it twice, watching the waxy-yellow dust like a poisonous mist on the hands of the male doctor Alpha. Part of it fell on my own white quilt, and I counted it, and suddenly remembered a very serious problem.

I still have a kiss today!

I calmly asked the Alpha who claimed to be my attending doctor: "Can I be discharged now?"

The Alpha male doctor who has been struggling since shaking my hand shook my hand even more and replied, "No."

"No, I must be discharged from the hospital immediately." I insisted calmly, "I can get out if I can, and I have to get out if I can't!"

The alpha male doctor with a tangled face was sweating: "Can you let go of my hand first? My fingers are almost broken."

I took a closer look and saw that the scallion-like fingers of the Alpha male doctor had been pinched greener than the scallion green. No wonder I didn’t feel my four sallow fingers just now despite all my efforts. .

I looked at the door that I had raised for nearly ten times and didn't close it for me. I continued to pinch his hand and replied, "No, unless you let me out of the hospital immediately, I will cut off your fingers." Make tofu mixed with shallots!"