I'm a mustard omega

I--

I was stunned by Yan Jiuxiao's upside-down and illogical rhetoric, which would be impossible to hit with eight hundred shots.

I never imagined that Comrade Yan Jiuxiao, who stands at the top of the food chain and is arrogant and pretentious, has become a thousand-year-old king and 8-year-old tortoise.

I really underestimated his mind and courage.

I think with his current courage, if he doesn't become a prime minister, our Cangmin country really missed a pillar who is rare in 9000 years.

I want to sigh for our Cang Min country for 3 minutes.

However, one size counts, if I don’t find out the bastard who plotted against me and give an eye for an eye for an eye, I think I will be able to eat durians for the rest of my life, so I will pursue and fight: " You tell me who that bastard is, and I'll marry you!"

When Yan Jiuxiao heard this, he immediately sat down and bargained with me, revealing his true nature as a profiteer: "You marry me first, and I'll tell you later."

Me: "No, if you don't take revenge, how can you be at home!"

Yan Jiuxiao: "Ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge."

I--

TMD!

Yan Jiuxiaoyan's old profiteer is so determined to cover up that bastard to such an extent!

My mother will report again in ten years?

Ten years later, my cubs will be able to make a table and play mahjong with me!

I was so angry that my eyes widened and I almost spat out old blood, and my face was stubborn.

However, being a father is tough, I can’t spray, after all, I don’t know how much I have to eat to make up for this mouthful of blood, I swallowed this mouthful of old blood and turned my anger into motivation to spur me 29 years. At a speed of [-] revolutions per second, my brain quickly searched for people who are close to Yan Jiuxiao and have enemies with me.

After 0.01 seconds, I came to a conclusion that made my blood pressure soar in sweat.

I collapsed on the seat with a plop, and asked Yan Jiuxiao with a pale face and cold sweat: "You won't tell me, is that bastard the grandson of your cousin, my father's nemesis Mr. Sun Shaoze?!"

Yan Jiuxiao stubbornly listened to my words better than swallowing ten catties of dry rice, he was dumbfounded and stunned for a long time without moving.

Seeing him being struck by lightning, I thought I had guessed it right, so I picked up my chopsticks and went to settle accounts with that bastard Sun Shaoze.

However, Yan Jiuxiaoyan's old hooligan suddenly grabbed my arm like a flashback, and denied it without hesitation: "It's not him!"

I--

I stopped with enthusiasm, and thought of another possibility at a speed of 0.01 second, but this possibility not only made my blood go cold, but also my whole body.

I almost collapsed on the spot: "Could it be—Mr. Sun???!!!"

"Huh?!" Yan Jiuxiao jumped up almost reflexively when he heard what I said, and he pushed me back to the seat involuntarily, with an unusually ugly face, "Don't guess, my ancestor! I'll tell you, okay?"

I breathed a sigh of relief for a long time, and couldn't help but feel lucky that I didn't guess it right, otherwise I really don't know how to go to the Nine Springs to face my ancestors.

I swiftly cleaned up a plate of steamed dumplings, two servings of mutton, three big meatballs, and countless vegetables, fruits and fungi, and waited anxiously for my old comrade-in-arms Yan Jiuxiaoyan to tell me who that bastard was.

However, when Yan Jiuxiao finally filled his stomach in an orderly manner and paid the bill slowly, the bastard dragged me leisurely to the night market.

I was so angry that my face turned green, and I risked being fined by the city government, filled with righteous indignation and asked, "Why don't you mean what you say!"

Yan Jiuxiao dragged me into a small supermarket without changing expression and heartbeat: "Don't worry, I'll buy some things to prepare first."

"What do you want to buy? What preparations are you making?" I asked confusedly, and just after I finished asking, I saw Yan Jiuxiao took two packs of instant noodles from the shelf.

I--

As a big eater, I couldn't help but look sideways at Yan Jiuxiao, who is also a big eater: "You didn't eat enough just now..."

Before the last word "?" came out of my mouth, I heard a "click", and a bag of instant noodles was crushed into scum by Yan Jiuxiao.

I hurriedly looked around, hated the iron and crusaded against Yan Jiuxiao's uncivilized behavior in a low voice: "Why are you pinching other people's instant noodles for no reason?"

"See if it's hard." Yan Jiuxiao, an old urchin who didn't know what quality was, took another bag from the shelf without changing his face and heartbeat, and pulled me to the cashier.

I……

I settled the bill with Yan Jiuxiao with a paralyzed face. Yan Jiuxiao carried three bags of instant noodles, one broken and two intact, and dragged me to a small shop selling computer accessories.

I watched Yan Jiuxiao take a weird-shaped keyboard with sharp edges and flickering lights to try it out, and I was in a bad mood.

I seriously suspect that Yan Jiuxiao's aesthetics and IQ have been assimilated by my unreliable Omega mother. I looked at the unattractive and useless keyboard like an idiot, and then at Yan Jiuxiao, and couldn't help but ask. : "Your keyboard is broken? Why don't you choose a normal one? Isn't this kind of keyboard difficult to handle if it's not eye-catching?"

After hearing my words, the shop owner immediately showed a gleam of shrewdness in his honest and honest eyes, and he volunteered to answer the conversation: "My little brother, are you not married yet? Once you get married, you will know the benefits of this keyboard. This is a standard configuration for married people, a mascot that solves family conflicts and maintains a steady increase in the family happiness index."

I--

I couldn't help but give my boss the same sideways glance.

This is really unrecognizable.

I didn't expect that the shop owner, who seemed so honest and loyal, would not blush or feel guilty when he talked about it.

However, Yan Jiuxiaoyan, an old profiteer, did not know what ecstasy soup he drank. Hearing what the boss said, he immediately handed the gaudy, sharp-edged keyboard to the boss and said he wanted it.

I stared blankly at Yan Jiuxiao, an old profiteer from head to toe, and Yan Jiuxiao said to me a little embarrassedly: "We are going to be married soon, so be prepared."

I……

I followed Yan Jiuxiao out of the shop with a paralyzed face, and Yan Jiuxiao entered another flower shop with a gaudy keyboard and three bags of instant noodles, one broken and two intact.

I saw him hovering in front of a group of fluffy, green and round prickly prickly pears, he yawned several times and couldn't help asking, "Uncle Yan, how much more do you want to buy? Are you going to tell me who that bastard is? If you Don't tell me, I'm going home to sleep, I'm going to die of sleepiness!"

Yan Jiuxiao weighed the fist-sized prickly pear in his left hand with a disheveled face, and picked up a basin of basketball-sized prickly pears to look at: "Wait for me, the last one, I will definitely tell you after I buy this."

"alright."

I watched Yan Jiuxiao tangled in front of the two prickly pears with huge differences in size for a while with a paralyzed face, and then asked the proprietress of the flower shop: "Which one of these two is not difficult to touch?"

The proprietress, who was so busy chasing idol dramas that she couldn't even take care of business, quickly raised her head from her huge computer screen, quickly glanced at Yan Jiuxiao, quickly pointed at the small pot, and Yan Jiuxiao picked up the pot The big one went to the cash register.

I……

Boss...

The proprietress looked at the giant pot falling from the sky in surprise, and threw Yan Jiuxiao a very sympathetic look like a fool, and then pointed to the little prickly pear ball that Yan Jiuxiao had abandoned, like a kindergarten teacher. Repeatedly: "That one doesn't pierce your hand, this one can pierce you to death."

"I know," Yan Jiuxiao replied confidently, "I didn't say it would hurt my hands."

Boss...

I……

I think the proprietress, who chased idol dramas so much that her molars almost reached the back of her head, had the urge to paste prickly pears on Yan Jiuxiao's face.

But the proprietress is much more sensible than me, she understands the truth that impulsiveness is the devil, she laughed, and quickly packed Yan Jiuxiao's bill and praised him: "Handsome guy, you are so humorous."

I don’t know if Yan Jiuxiao is humorous or not, I only know that the bastard who promised me to tell me who that bastard is after dinner brought his three things to the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau, and stood on the shiny tiles like offering a sacrifice. I unpacked the package under the big bright light bulb and opened it word by word, and said to me in a vigorous manner, "Which one should I kneel to?"

I--

"What the hell?" I seriously suspect that the head of the old hooligan Yan Jiuxiaoyan was either kicked by a donkey or stepped on by a duck, because I can't see why he kneels these three things at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau, let alone see Who came out was his ancestor.

The old hooligan Yan Jiuxiao seemed to have read my heart perfectly. He said to me with a blustery face, "I mean, which one do you want me to kneel on?"

I was even more surprised: "Why do I want you to kneel on these things?"

Yan Jiuxiao was full of energy, then faltered, hesitated, hesitated for a long time, finally gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, grabbed my wrist and rushed in to the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau: "The child is mine, I told you we are now You can get married and you can't break your promise!"