I'm a mustard omega

Probably because my splitting cries were too deafening, the big boa constrictor, which was focused on piercing the broken glass under the corridor window, suddenly lifted its bucket-thick head with a big swan in its mouth and looked at me.

I watched the snow-white bird feather and two anthuriums being swallowed by it little by little, and a big lump thicker than a bucket bulged under my throat. Not only did I split my fucking voice, but my body went limp and my legs went limp. With a slip, a one-word horse came in an instant.

I rely on!

Is it too late for me to run now? ! ! !

However, the ideal is fullness, but the reality is always so thin that even the bones can't be seen!

I don't know how many physical education classes I have skipped since I was young, so that I am so regretful that my whole body is smoking. This idea just came to me, and the item stared at me and swallowed bit by bit. After the whooper swan, the yellow-lin boa constrictor has already opened its blood basin that can almost split its head in half, spitting out the letter, baring its fangs and salivating. It rushed towards me without any explanation.

I looked at the black snake's mouth that was approaching me so fast that I couldn't cover my ears, smelled the increasingly strong smell of snakes, and listened to the whistling wind that was sucked up by the snake, my brain was convulsed with tears and ghosts and wolves howled. Beating his chest and stamping his feet, he scolded Yan Jiuxiao who fled the battle and killed someone with a knife.

I think it's fucking over this time!

Think of me dignifiedly for the outstanding contribution to the family happiness index of Cangmin State, awarded by the municipal government for 29 years of good-neighborliness, friendship and peace. The mustard-flavored Omega, the first boy and girl cartoonist who has never been seen before or since, is about to be reduced to the miserable end of being buried in the belly of a snake, and I am filled with grief and righteous indignation.

However, after I broke the pot and swearing like a river, I swear for a full 6 minutes, my mouth is dry, my lips are bubbling and I am panting, and I don’t see the snake rushing over and swallowing me whole. .

I choked my dry and sore throat and looked up suspiciously, only to see the big snake, which was so cruel and ferocious just now, biting people at the slightest disagreement, dangling above my head in a daze with its big mouth half-opened. Turned around.

I--

I stared at the head of the snake that was fascinated by the scent for two seconds, and suddenly realized that the air around me was filled with a super-high concentration of mustard-flavored pheromones.

I froze for a moment, and a moment of ecstasy flashed through my heart.

How could I have forgotten my biochemical weapon, which frightens human beings, makes birds and beasts extinct, and makes no grass grow!

Be feared by Alpha, respected by Omega, respected by Beta as an egalitarian leader, called a "poor insecticide" by my brother, who has smoked an entire building, smoked a hundred acres of gardens, and almost caused the Omegas of Cangmin to flee From time to time, I have a glorious history of causing accidents and being fined by the city government so that I almost have to beg along the street. As long as I have a small mood swing, I can instantly kill the birds and beasts on the street. Why should I be afraid of a small snake with such a unique skill?

I'm afraid Yan Jiuxiao was scared and confused so that he howled so miserably and cried so embarrassingly? !

I scolded Yan Jiuxiao again, laughed loudly and gave the middle finger to the tottering snake head.

However, before I finished laughing, the shaky snake head seemed to finally be unable to bear the stimulation of my mustard-flavored pheromone. I rolled my eyes, and the limp, huge head fell straight at me.

I--

Damn, how do I take this move!

Don't you deserve to be smashed to death by a big snake if you don't work hard and don't distinguish between five grains?

I screamed in fright, closed my eyes, covered my stomach, and braced myself for the fatal blow, but I heard a loud "pop" and something fell on the open space next to me, grunting. rolled away.

I--

Is this over?

Didn't smash me into a meatloaf?

Surprised, I opened my eyes and glanced quickly into the bedroom where the sound came from, only to see the big snake lying motionless on the dusty ground, with its mouth open and tongue sticking out like petrified, and it was still rolling not far away. A stone about the size of its head fell.

I……

Before I had time to think about whether the flying stone that saved my life had become a spirit and flew over by itself or was thrown by a brave strongman, I heard a burst of extremely fast footsteps accompanied by an urgent voice He rushed towards me: "Lin Lin!"

I was posing with my stomach in my arms and turned my head to see that Yan Jiuxiao, who had fled before the battle, rolled back at a galloping speed.

I was so angry that I almost licked the hair on his forehead: "What are you calling Grandpa!"

"How are you? Are you alright?" Yan Jiuxiao and Lao Wangba didn't worry at all about my hair waving in the wind. As he asked, he hurriedly checked me for any wounds on my body.

After going through a huge scare, now I am tired and sleepy, and I definitely don’t want to pay attention to this bastard who fled the battle and tried to kill someone with a knife. I put my hands on the ground, trying to show a carp heroically and tell Yan Laowang Baben about his life There is no need for him to pretend to send warmth to the experienced and rough-skinned.

however--

I held the interview three times, not to mention a heroic carp standing upright, my legs hurt like needles, and I couldn't even stand up.

Yan Jiuxiao quickly noticed my strangeness. He quickly held my arm and said worriedly, "What's going on? Did you fall to your leg?"

I wanted to let go of my domineering side, but I was in so much pain that I lost all my confidence. I couldn't care less about getting angry with Yan Jiuxiao, so I could only cry miserably, without tears, and told the truth: "I cheated, no, no, it's cheating!" Yes, my leg was split, and I died from the pain."

Yan Jiuxiao hastily put down me who was posing with tears in my eyes, carefully closed my two legs that had rebelled against orders, and picked me up from the ground: "It's all my fault, it's my fault, bear with me first." We'll be home right away."

home? !

I was taken aback. I felt that after the encounter just now, I was already allergic to the word "home" that should bring warmth without hesitation.

With a pale complexion, I asked incoherently and incoherently, trembling with fear:

"To home? To what home? To whose home? Don't tell me you have more than one ancestral house! What poisonous snakes and beasts are you going to scare me with?! You can kill or cut as you like, but can you stop playing with me like this? I admit that I was wrong first, but have you ever thought that I am also a victim? Why do I go on blind dates so hard? Isn’t it just to get rid of the fate of being a single dog and start a family as soon as possible? Can you be more wronged! You can find someone else if you fail the blind date. My whole life will be ruined by that bastard who plotted against me while I was in heat! If I knew that the bastard who got me pregnant was Who, I will definitely die with him!"

After hearing my words, Yan Jiuxiao's face suddenly became paler than mine. He stuffed me into the car silently with a pale handsome face, and sat in the driver's seat next to me silently. Closed the car door.

I was thinking about jumping out of the car and running away to hunt down the bastard who plotted against me, the old dumb Yan Jiuxiao finally said palely after being silent for a long time: "I probably know who that person is. "

"Who? Who is that bastard?" I knew that the ability of this king-level Alpha should not be underestimated. Cut to the ground!"