I'm a mustard omega

I asked myself, as a mustard-flavored Omega who was feared by Alpha, respected by Omega, honored by Beta as the leader of the Affirmative Action Association, and awarded the 29-year Good-Neighborliness and Peace Award by the city government, how could I have suffered such insults and grievances!

I shook the sallow powder all over my hands and face in a rage, and under the veil of poisonous sallow dust, I stepped step by step towards the door where Mr. Qi, the Beta bastard who framed me, was running brightly.

Thanks to his super-heavyweight body and my big bowl of five small bowls of ban mian, Mr. Qi was choked on the sidewalk by my mustard-flavored pheromone before he could run far, and walked along like a dead pig. The sidewalk rolled out more than ten meters, crookedly bumped into a utility pole, and almost killed two stray dogs who were snatching food.

I shook my head uninterestedly, depressed, ah no, my heart is still like water, and I found that within 50 meters of me as the center, all men, women, old and young who were exposed to the air and did not have time to take any protective measures, cats, dogs, swallows, sparrows, all fell neatly like crop circles A large piece.

I--

I calmly called the city government, got into my dilapidated four-wheeled electric car that was always running sideways, and went home involuntarily.

My unreliable Omega mother and my 15-year-old Alpha nephew who skipped school to watch me are waiting for me in the yard wearing a gas mask.

As soon as I walked in, they couldn't wait to surround me like a deaf-mute and sign to me through a gas mask.

I glanced at the two idlers calmly, stepped past them calmly, walked through the fountain, garden, veranda and threshold into my room calmly.

I took out my diary and began to reflect on myself three times a day:

Did you go on a blind date today?Have a date today?Did someone propose to you today?

Result: yes, no, no

30.00% success rate [-]...

Infinite loop after decimal point

I closed the notebook again with stillness, and found that this probability has not changed since I became an adult.

I think I should persevere and move forward more and more courageously, because if this probability continues in such an infinite loop, my mustard-flavored pheromone is likely to bring an epic disaster to our country.

Although my pheromones have the effect of strengthening the body, invigorating the spleen, activating blood circulation, removing blood stasis, beautifying the skin and prolonging life, if I let all the living creatures, big and small, all over the country faint for an hour, even if the city government doesn’t look for me , the central government will definitely look for me.

But right now I feel that the city government is going to come looking for me. The old mayor who is weak, deaf, eyesight, trembling hands and feet is suspected to have Parkinson’s disease but still persists in his post and spares no effort to shine. He will definitely send me a pennant to commend him. I have made outstanding contributions to the health of the citizens and then fined me 200 million in road barrier removal fees.

200 million is not a problem, the problem is that the pennant in my house can no longer be hung.

I was still thinking about which pennant to move to make room for the new member who will join the big family, when my unreliable Omega mother came.

Probably because I didn't release the pheromone, she didn't wear a gas mask this time.

She walked over cautiously, and asked me cautiously: "Son, is the imported inhibitor I bought for you working?"

I turned my head, looked at her innocent smiling face with peace of mind, and shook my head with peace of mind: "The city government will definitely come to me in a while."

"It didn't work? Why didn't it work?" My mother murmured to herself wonderingly, "It's obvious that others use it very well. Is it not enough?"

I thought about it calmly, and asked rigorously, "Are you sure you didn't buy fake or shoddy products?"

"How could it be!" My mother replied seriously as always, "This is recommended to me by the youngest son of the mayor's family. This is what their Omega uses. How could it be a counterfeit product?"

I deliberated for a moment, and nodded with the spirit of a dead horse right as a living horse doctor: "Okay, it may be that the amount I used is not enough, I will try again."

"Hey." My mother responded happily and left happily.

With stillness in my mind, I opened the twelve-layered box tightly wrapped with silk brocade, found the transparent glass bottle as thick as a thumb, filled it up with a needle, and injected it all into my arm. Then--

My mother's heart is really at peace!

When I opened my eyes again, my unreliable Omega mother, who loves her son like an enemy, was sitting next to me, sobbing and sobbing.

My even more unreliable Alpha father was standing at the door where he could easily escape, looking at me stiffly.Seeing me open my eyes and look at him, he moved back more stiffly, said "Just wake up, I have something to do, I'm going to work first", and ran away in a panic.

I watched my all-powerful Alpha father coax me into an Alpha dog in front of my powerful mustard-flavored pheromone, and shook my head calmly.

As a result, while shaking my head, I saw that the needle stuck in my arm before I fainted was still tremblingly stuck in my white arm, like a prehistoric giant mosquito sucking blood.

I don't know how my unreliable Omega mother and my alpha nephew who must have been there to join in the fun moved me to the hospital without touching this needle, let alone such a big needle stuck in me My arm was shaking for more than 20 hours. Why didn’t everyone see it? I only know that when I pulled out the needle and carefully checked whether the needle was bent, my unreliable Omega mother screamed and fainted. next to my bed.

Oh, yes, she seems to faint.

I had no choice but to put down the needle and stop the research. I pressed the call bell next to the bed and asked the nurse to send her to the accompanying bed on the other side.

But when the door of the ward opened, what came in was not the sweet and lovely Omega female nurse, but a tall, handsome, elegant and gentle Alpha male doctor.

I was surprised, no, I thought calmly that he might have gone to the wrong set.

Because there is no alpha male doctor in the Omega area, and I have been in this area of ​​this hospital for more than ten years and have never seen him.

He didn't seem to be aware of this at all, he moved swiftly and naturally helped my mother to the side of the hospital bed, carefully measured the heartbeat and pulse, suddenly turned around and asked me strangely about the only sane person in the room. Object: "Little Beta, have you eaten mustard?"