I'm a mustard omega

Like almost all Alphas who are stubborn, stubborn and conceited that even a hundred tanks can’t be brought back, my confidant Yan Jiuxiao, Mrs. Yan, has also fully inherited and carried forward Alpha’s innate, one-sidedness, one-sidedness, and creation of conditions We must also achieve the spirit of fearlessness and victory.

After I wasted a whole week in the general ward, bored and sleepy, he came to my ward with a thick 16K photo album and a bottle of pheromone clearing agent with dark circles under his eyes.

It had been two or three hours since breakfast before he came, and I was staring at the pale ceiling with a sad face and released small streams of mournful pheromones after my mobile phone was confiscated and I was cut off from all contact with the outside world.

My old Omega mother, who loves her so dearly, is like an enemy, her EQ is mediocre and her IQ is minus 54 degrees. I couldn't stand it anymore. She took a pheromone scavenger and sprayed me all over the face.

I--

I wiped my face with a sad face, shook my wet sleeves, and said to my mother with a sad face: "Mom, you sprayed me wet again."

From morning to now, I have sprayed six hospital gowns like my mother exterminates insects. I think if I were a cockroach, I would have been reincarnated seven or eight hundred times in her hands.

My mother is obviously more worried than me, but she is not worried about my clothes, she is worried about my partner.

We both looked at each other silently and worried for a long time, my old Omega mother who was as pitiful as an enemy asked me no. After that, the back foot disappeared? For your lifelong event, we have entrusted all the relationships we should entrust, if he doesn't count on his words, then you really have nowhere to look for someone."

I listened to my mother's words, and I was even more worried.

Of course, what I worry about is not why Yan Jiuxiao, who promised to introduce me to someone but disappeared suddenly, refused to show up for so long. What I worry about is why he abducted my mobile phone and ran away with me, making it hard for me to save him. All of a sudden, the chance to meet the last blind date is gone.

This time without my mother doing it, I took the pheromone scavenger in her hand and gave myself an all-round artificial manual shower without dead ends.

After showering with the scavenger, I was still so worried about releasing the sad mustard-flavored pheromone in small puffs, I thought I should soak myself in the pheromone scavenger from head to toe in the whole bathtub.

I was thinking about the feasibility of this matter with a sad face, when Comrade Yan Jiuxiao, who was missing for a week, with dark circles under his eyes, a sluggish expression, and a trance, who looked no different from taking drugs, drifted into my ward lightly.

When my mother saw that Yan Jiuxiao had an overindulgent kidney deficiency appearance at a young age, she couldn't help standing up from the sofa chair, and frowned.

Yan Jiuxiao yawned and forced a smile with tears in his eyes and said to my mother, "Auntie, please dodge for a moment, I'll show Lin Lin something."

My unreliable old Omega mother was startled when she heard the words, and looked at Comrade Yan Jiuxiao from head to toe with sharp eyes, and finally, under my full gaze, she showed her eyes openly and generously. In vain, it was fixed on Yan Jiuxiao's lower body that was wrapped in a white coat and still showed his thin waist from time to time.

I--! ! !

When I looked horrified, terrified, and terrified, and wanted to jump up and pull her aside to prevent her head from getting hot, my dad's face turned green, when she suddenly shook her whole body, shrunk her chin, and glanced at her mouth with contempt.

I took a deep breath, and slowly put down the paw I just raised, but in a blink of an eye, I saw her struggling again, her face was cloudy and uncertain, and it seemed that a fierce battle between heaven and man had begun in her heart.

I--? ? ?

I was just about to stand up and ask her what was going on, when I saw that she didn't know which thought had the upper hand in her mind, she gave Yan Jiuxiao a pointed smile, and gave me a look that she knew everything, old Twisting his waist, he walked out briskly.

Before leaving, she also closed the door for us by the way.

I--

I don't know if Yan Jiuxiao understands or not, anyway, I don't understand, and I don't know what strange things my unreliable old Omega mother thought of in just a few minutes, and what kind of mental journey she went through , I only know that Comrade Yan Jiuxiao, who is full of tears and yawns, not only brought me a thick 16K full-color photo album, but also brought me the same pheromone remover that my mother just used.

Yan Jiuxiao, who was in a trance and his eyelids were fighting, somehow saw my doubts. He flicked the spray bottle beside my bed, forced a smile and explained to me: "Prepare for a rainy day, I will definitely use it later."

I……

I? ? ?

I! ! !

"What are you going to do..." As soon as I started the startling interrogative sentence, Yan Jiuxiao unfolded the first page of the photo album and placed it in front of me.

"One hundred blind dates you want."

I swallowed the last half of my words and took a closer look. The small streams of mustard-flavored pheromones that were continuously released just now suddenly flooded like a reservoir. A bomb exploded. A volcano erupted. leaked out of me.

I stared at the sexy, sexy, voluptuous, voluptuous, voluptuous, vampire-looking handsome man in the photo for a full 10 minutes, and there was only one thought circling in my mind as the typhoon passed through, lightning, thunder, buzzing, and humming.

Handsome!

So fucking handsome!

So handsome, I wish I could explode in place!

I don't know how Yan Jiuxiao hooked up with this kind of super handsome guy who is rare in 9000 years. I only know that Yan Jiuxiao is really prescient, and the bottle of pheromone scavenger will come in handy soon.

I was so excited that I couldn't wait to hold the 16K photo album in my hand and turn to the next page.

The handsome guy in military uniform on the next page and the handsome devil guy on the opposite page instantly emptied my blood tank.

I think I found a treasure!

My confidant Yan Jiuxiao, Mr. Yan, is simply a live-action version of a handsome summoned beast!

Not to mention going on a blind date with these one hundred handsome men who are rare to meet in 9000 years, even if I can only meet one of them once in this life, I feel that my life is not in vain.

Now, with a hundred 9000s in my hand, I feel like I'm suffocating with excitement.

But I was not suffocated in the end, and my vitality was so strong that I ran several times on the verge of death and still managed to come back. I was holding the photo album, screaming and screaming like crazy, and rolled on the bed for more than a dozen laps without any image, and then I was defenseless rolled to the ground.

Rolling on the ground for more than a dozen laps failed to completely calm the excitement in my heart. I, a carp, jumped up from the ground alive and well, hugged the drowsy Yan Jiuxiao, and bit his cheek.

my mother--

my mother? ? ?

my mother! ! !

I pushed away the wide-eyed Yan Jiuxiao, and explained to my Omega old mother who suddenly pushed the door open for some reason and seemed to be overly frightened, blushing in embarrassment and blushing with guilt: "I, I, I……"

"No need to explain! Go ahead!" My mother quickly withdrew her shocked expression, squeezed her nose and flung the door as if to escape.

I……

I grabbed the arm of Yan Jiuxiao, who was thinking and wandering away from the sky and didn't know what year it was today, and forced myself to wash it off: "Don't get me wrong! It was just an accident!"

It looked like Yan Jiuxiao, who hadn't closed his eyes for a week, hadn't reacted for a long time, as if his brain was not working well.

When I picked up the photo album and couldn't hold back the excitement in my heart again and almost jumped up to bite him again, his thoughts that drifted to nowhere like a kite with a broken string settled down with difficulty.

He belatedly replied to what I said half an hour ago: "Well, I know."

I--

After half an hour of jet lag between Yan Jiuxiao and me, I took a break and wanted to bite him again. I tried my best to suppress the excitement and excitement in my heart and sat on the bedside with a grinning mouth, holding the book About Gathering in the World The photo albums of super invincible handsome guys with all personalities, races and tastes continue to scroll down mesmerized.

But halfway through, I suddenly felt something was wrong.

Why do the photos in this album seem more familiar the more I look at them?

Fascinated, I flipped through it from front to back again, and the more I flipped, the more I found that not one or two of these one hundred top-notch handsome guys looked familiar, but all of them looked familiar!

I always feel like I've seen these people somewhere.

Where have you seen it?

It stands to reason that this kind of super handsome guy who can stimulate Omega pheromone to the maximum can be said to be a rare handsome guy in 9000 years. I can't forget it just by looking at it, let alone a hundred.

By the way, one hundred!

As soon as I beat my palm, I suddenly realized.

These 79 characters are nothing more than me and my [-]-year-old girl who still maintains an indomitable heart. While self-destructing and self-exiled, I run all the way on the road of love and never stop. My pen name is Lan Xiang, and my real name is Lan Xiang. Teacher, the one that I collaborated with and just finished is so red and purple and so black that I can't wait to pretend to have amnesia and refuse to admit the character in the super brain-dead girl manga I drew? ! ! !

Now I seriously doubt that Yan Jiuxiao and Lao Yan himself are the live-action version of the legendary handsome summoned beast!

I silently stared at Yan Jiuxiao who was sleepy like a chicken pecking rice for a while, then reached out and stroked his head.

Yan Jiuxiao was so startled that he woke up, yawned and rubbed his eyes and asked me tiredly: "What's wrong?"

I stared at the top of his head and replied calmly: "See if you have horns on your head."

Yan Jiuxiao couldn't help being happy when he heard it: "I don't have horns on my head, but I have a tail behind me, would you like to see it?"

I……

10 minute later.

I took advantage of Yan Jiuxiao's time of dozing off again and quietly turned to glance behind him——

where?Did not see.fraud!

Yan Jiuxiao's Soul Diary: The bite hurts me so much, but I'm very happy.