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Veterans Forum - [Gossip Chat] Edition

New post: [I am so happy, I really want you to feel my happiness together]

Landlord: The cold snap hits

Not much to say, see the picture

(Mosaicing the user's germ cell test report).jpg

1L=

Matching degree of 1064.88!What an exaggeration!Is it the landlord?congratulations!

2L learns to be rigorous

Do you have fun making fake pictures?Excellent physical fitness and excellent spiritual power indicate that the cell providers are all people with high-level spiritual power. If the matching degree of two high-level spiritual power users exceeds 300, they must have cultivated eight lifetime blessings.We are an academic forum, even if it is a gossip chat forum, don't make such common sense mistakes.

3L cold snap hits

@1L is not me, but my god and goddess.

@2L swears by my future that the report is true and nothing false!

4L=

I remember that the host complained every day that the matching degree between male and female gods was extremely low and insisted on not using the cell bank?

5L=

My Goddess series is over?Why force the end of HE?Bad review!At least you have completed your logic.

6L cold snap hits

I am so excited now!

I can't explain it!Because neither the Goddess nor I can determine what caused the match value to soar within two days!

7L cherish words like gold

Host, I believe you, tell me what your god and goddess have done in the past two days, it is best not to let go of every detail!

8L=

God!The great god actually appeared in the gossip version!God, don't pay attention to the poster, the ice master research institute dare not cheat like this when the matching degree soars by seven or eight hundred in two days!

9L cherish words like gold

Landlord, I believe you, just say it.

10L=

My god, is this account hacked?This is not the great god I know!

……

==

Cherish words like gold, the vest that is well-known in the old guest forum, because the vest has peeled off, its owner is Chu Xijin, the boss of Ningtai Private Research Institute.

If the scientific research world is a field full of academic masters, then Chu Xijin is the academic god among the academic masters.When he was a student, he won more than ten federal scientific research awards in a row. In the third year after graduation, he won the federal Yuchuang scientific research award.The average age of receiving this award was three times the age of Chu Xijin at that time.

As an existence that the entire scientific and academic circles look up to, Chu Xijin also has ordinary troubles, being unable to have children with her lover.

Chu Xijin's lover, Ning Qi, is also well-known in the Federation, even more popular than Chu Xijin, especially a film and television actor.

Both of them are the existence of peak spiritual power, which also means that the reproductive cells of the two cannot be combined.

Chu Xijin spent a long time trying to overcome the 1000-year problem, but the problem was ultimately unsolvable. As his master said, it may only depend on strange powers and gods.

Just remembering, a new reply popped up on the forum.

==

17L cold snap hits

The gods and goddesses speculate that it may be because they went to Guanzhai Mountain and watched the "Root of Life" and "Gate of Life".

18L=

What is Guanzhai Mountain?Unheard of?Seeing a mountain improves the matching degree?It’s a mythical story, we are an academic forum, can you make a little bit of it?

19L cold snap hits

Guanzhai Mountain is on the Chinese planet.We happen to be on vacation.

is absurd, so we're not sure.

……

Replies came one after another, mostly questioning and mocking.

Chu Xijin didn't draw a conclusion.

To be a scientific researcher, you must have a spirit of questioning, and more importantly, you must have the ability to demonstrate.

Chu Xijin looked up Huaxia Star, only to find that this planet is very popular in many forums, and various posts that are questioned by the navy are buzzing on the front page.A while ago, it also cooperated with the Federal Institute of Biology on the insect meat development plan.

"What baby are you looking at?" Ning Qi walked into the room, handed Chu Xijin a cup of warm milk, and rubbed affectionately on her curly hair.

Chu Xijin looked at her lover's gentle face: "Baby, we will set off for Huaxia Star tomorrow morning on a super-speed starship. We haven't been on vacation for a long time."

==

In the evening of the next day, on the Old Customer Forum, [Gossip and Chat]

New post: "Thanks for the cold snap"

Landlord: Cherish words like gold

Nothing to repay, but thank you very much.

In the [Gossip and Chat] section of the Veterans Forum, where replies usually never exceed the [-]th floor, Chu Xijin's new post turned pages at the speed of three replies per second.

There are hundreds of replies with pure question marks.

However, Chu Xijin did not appear again, and he was immersed in the joy of a new life with his lover.

At the same time, a new message was updated on Chu Xijin's public social account.

Picture 1: (Chu Xijin, Ning Qi germ cell test report, matching degree 1377.2).jpg

Image 2: Bound cells in incubation

The social account of actor Ning Qi has also updated the news

Picture 1: Travel photos of two people in Guanzhai Mountain

Image 2: Bound cells in incubation

The whole network is boiling.

Chu Xijin and Ning Qi's mental strength is too high to be known by the whole network. What's the situation with this report now? 1377.2?It is impossible for two ordinary people to have this value.

joke?Scholars should not make such jokes.

real?Did Chu scholars break through academic problems?

==

Chu Xijin didn't reply, but everyone would not give up looking for the bottom line.

Soon, everyone in the old customer forum searched for Chu Xijin's replies and speeches based on the cold wave of Chu Xijin's thanks.

The keywords of Huaxia Planet and Guanzhai Mountain came into everyone's field of vision.

Most of these scholars have families and affiliated forces behind them. Soon, many spiritual power users who are troubled by this will know that if they want children, go to Huaxia.

So within a day, thousands of private airships were moored at the pier of Huaxia Planet, and crowds flocked to the Guanzhai Mountain scenic spot.

The newly opened small scenic spots are overcrowded, especially the two "Root of Life" and "Gate of Life", where there are basically only heads but no scenery.

After thousands of people's experience and communication, I finally came to several conclusions.

First, if you enter an indescribable state of detachment, it means that a miracle has occurred;

Second, bachelors and non-couples will not enter a special state;

Third, if both parties are men, they will visit the "Root of Life" together; if they are both women, they will visit the "Gate of Life" together; if a man and a woman visit separately;

Fourth, the improved matching degree varies from person to person, most of them are only 1000 to [-], and it is very rare for Chu Xijin to increase the matching degree by more than [-].

==

Bai Ting, who knew the ins and outs of the matter, was speechless and asked the sky.

But thinking about it again, he accepts the setting that a wall can answer questions, and it is not surprising to increase the fertility rate.

Outside the gate of Guanzhai Mountain Scenic Area, there are bustling crowds, their eyes full of expectation.Among this group of people, there are many prominent figures of the Federation, who are lined up in an orderly manner at the moment.

From time to time, couples walk out of the scenic spot, with human tragedies and comedies on their faces.

"Matching degree is 560, there is a chance that the combination will be successful, woo woo woo." A big man cried like a child in his wife's arms beside him.

"It's only increased by 130, and just crossed the 300 line, the probability is still very low." The face of the hot girl was full of unwillingness and loss.

The handsome woman in white at the side comforted me: "It's not enough to compare with the top, and it's more than the bottom. Originally, we were judged to be absolutely impossible. Now, although the probability is low, we have achieved something from nothing."

……

The people who were still waiting in line watched the different reactions of the people who came out, and they were all infected, begging to heaven secretly.

Bai Ting still decided to go into the scenic spot to see the situation.

The crowd in line glared and said, "Why don't you line up?"

Bai Ting: "Um, I'm the boss..."

Bai Ting took a small path and met Ji Xiaolan, an NPC who was hunting birds in the mountains.He suddenly felt that this scenic spot matched Ji Xiaolan's temperament very well. One was over seventy and still had sex, and the other became pregnant after just one more look.

The two followed the path to the vicinity of the Root of Life.It's a pity that the viewing place is overcrowded, and the two can only watch from a distance.

An old man stood beside the two of them.

Bai Ting was curious: "Old man, you want to have a baby too?"

The old man smiled and waved his hands: "No, my lover has passed away, I just came to see it. If this landscape existed back then, maybe we could have the crystallization of our love."

The old man's eyes were cloudy, but the corners of his eyes were crystal clear.

Bai Ting sighed deeply. "Then the landscape is also a blessing."

The old man nodded: "Yes, the cultivation of the cell bank means that the next generation will be weakened. Now that the combination rate has been increased, the next generation can gather the essence of the parents. Finally, the future of the Federation will not have to worry."

Bai Ting stared at the head in the distance. Last time he looked at the "root of life", he didn't seem to have any reaction?

That's right, he has no mental power.

Bai Ting asked Ji Xiaolan next to him.

"Guess what I'm thinking right now?"

Ji Xiaolan: "I guess the host is planning to increase the ticket price?"

Bai Ting: ...

Do I look so like someone who likes to make money?

Bai Ting asked the Shenzhou system: "What is the situation of increasing the combination rate?"

The system once again answered the old saying, "The Shenzhou system will react and change according to the time and space it is in."

Bai Ting: "Then what does the combination rate depend on?"

Shenzhou System: "Can't answer."

In the distance, a couple's marriage rate increased by [-], crying with joy, and envious eyes from people around them.

Bai Ting guessed that it depends on whether the mountain god is pleasing to the eye or not?Or is it related to whether people are good or evil, and the degree of love between husband and wife?

The afternoon sun was a bit weak, making people drowsy. Bai Ting found a gazebo with few people, leaned against the pillars and closed his eyes, letting the noise around him become a draught.

Bai Ting suddenly thought, if he hadn't chosen to let Xiao Hei recover that day, then at this moment, they would probably worship the mountain god and conceive a cute baby together.

It's a pity no.

==

Holy House Group.

Cheng Zhi flipped through the plan in his hand: "The root cause of the spaceship crash has not been found."

"En." Lou Kaimo responded.

He had been missing for more than a year, Cheng Zhi and the others couldn't find anything, how could he have a clue when he came back.What's more, he didn't remember the scene of the accident at all.

Cheng Zhi sighed, continued to browse, and suddenly saw Lou Kaimo's itinerary, and asked in surprise, "Old Lou? You accepted a variety show?"

"En." Lou Kaimo's voice was still calm.

Cheng Zhi took a look at the people in front of him and made sure there was nothing wrong.This guy doesn't like to make trouble, and if it wasn't for a very important occasion, he wouldn't bother to attend it, so he would agree to participate in a variety show.

Cheng Zhi clicked on the details under the itinerary, and after seeing the word Huaxia Xing, he felt complicated for a while.

After a long time, Cheng Zhi said, "The filming location is Huaxia Star."

"Ah."

"Don't you want to go, cooperate and let Gu Guanyu talk?"

Lou Kaimo's fingers that were flipping through the document froze for a few seconds before he said, "Recently, Huaxia Star is in the limelight. Before that, there was an insect meat development plan in cooperation with the federal government, and then there was a recent uproar about raising the fertility rate. Many forces have focused their attention on it. on it."

The implication is that Huaxia Star is being spied on, and Bai Ting's power is too weak.Bai Ting was kind to him, and if Lou Kai Mo Ruo came forward in person, he would show his attitude, Huaxia Xing had his backing behind him.To offend the Shenglou Group and the Lou family, more consideration is needed.

Cheng Zhi nodded. At this time, it is true that Lou Kaimo himself will be more convincing and intimidating.only……

"that's it?"

"En." Lou Kaimo said coldly.

Cheng Zhi nodded, didn't ask any more questions, and looked at the time: "Let's go, the Yueyue talk session is about to start."

==

The monthly talk meeting, which sounds a bit like a meeting that women must go through every month, was first proposed by Gu Guanyu.Once a month, high-level participation from all headquarters.

The purpose of the symposium is to speak freely and freely, regardless of high or low.You can put forward any strange ideas for the development of the group, and you can also confide all your troubles and problems, so that everyone can solve their problems.

At this moment, the meeting room of Shenglou Group.

Same as ever.

Questions such as "Can you raise your salary?" "Can you expedite the reimbursement of travel expenses?" are commonplace questions, and they will be raised repeatedly in every meeting.

Cheng Zhi still maintained his smiling face and said affirmatively: "The main contradiction of Shenglou Group at present is the contradiction between the growing spiritual and emotional needs of the employees' lovers and the lack of time for the employees. We are already working hard to mediate, and I believe that in time solve."

The same questions are over, and all kinds of weird questions will come on stage in turn.

"We prohibit romances with the company's office within the group, but my middle-level A and middle-level B are obviously on good terms. Do you think I'm going to open the sky to speak out, or remind them tactfully. These two are Rare talents, I am worried that they choose love and then quit, am I not worth the loss?"

"Yesterday, the headquarters offered psychological counseling to our company's employees. The famous psychotherapist invited said that he wanted to build a bridge to my psychology? I am healthy and don't need heart bypass surgery. The headquarters should not send such strange psychotherapist."

……

Wang Peng and Cheng Zhi glanced at each other, and every time he went to the Yueyue talk meeting, he would suspect that these usually favored sons of heaven were all mentally handicapped.

The two looked at Gu Guanyu who enthusiastically participated in the discussion and answered the questions, and it turned out that Erhuo proposed the meeting, and Erhuo was really a professional counterpart.

After finishing the heated discussion, the host of the meeting, Gu Guanyu, looked at Wang Peng, Cheng Zhi and Lou Kaimo, who were the only three present who did not speak.

Gu Guanyu: "Boss, Lao Wang, Lao Cheng, what about you guys, don't just have no opinions, no ideas, no problems, and act like a three-nothing product every day."

Wang Peng: "No problem."

Cheng Zhi gave a little face and added an extra modal particle: "Hehe, no problem."

It was Lou Kaimo who never even bothered to answer the word "no problem" who fell through the eyes of everyone present.

Lou Kaimo: "If, I mean if."

Lou Kaimo frowned slightly, obviously considering the words.

"If you have hurt someone before, what should you do now so that the other person doesn't mind so much?"

As soon as Lou Kaimo finished speaking, everyone present had expressions of "I'm lying down."

Is the spring of Wannian Iceberg coming?

Listening to this description, is it still a plot of sadomasochism?

The gossip souls of the executives were ignited, and they spread out their notebooks, ready to record the boss's romantic affairs at any time.

My brain is so quick that I even thought up the title of sharing the gossip later——

"My dear, forgive me for being young and ignorant. Is there still a chance to redeem this love after a thousand twists and turns"

"That year the apricot blossoms were lightly raining, after all, it was a wrong payment.Can time flow, can I live in your heart again"

"My Boss——There is a piece of softness under the iceberg for thousands of years, only for the person who cannot be mentioned"

Everyone was thinking about how to spread gossip in their hearts, and they were preparing to go to the Federal Knowledge Bank after the meeting to answer questions such as

"Does Your Boss Have True Emotions?" ""Do the bosses of Fortune [-] companies have a true love partner? "And other issues.

Everyone had their own thoughts, so that the scene fell into an eerie silence.

Wang Peng and Cheng Zhi glanced at each other, and they both read surprise from each other's eyes.

what's the situation?

Cheng Zhi suddenly thought of the unexpected itinerary, and the corners of his eyes twitched.This development took a turn for the worse and was caught off guard.

Cheng Zhi looked at Lou Kaimo's cold expression and calmed down.Perhaps he was thinking too much, Lou Kaimo had no other intentions, but simply felt that he was too unkind before.

Cheng Zhi knew that Lou Kaimo had vaguely remembered some episodes in Huaxia Star recently.But based on Cheng Zhi's understanding of Lou Kaimo, at most he had a new view on Bai Ting, but he would not have any other feelings.

In the end, it was Gu Guanyu who broke the silence.

His brain circuit has always been clear and strange, and was given the reputation of "nine bends and eighteen bends" by Wang Peng.

"Let the injured person not mind? How can you not mind after being hurt? Why do you let the injured person not even have the right to mind? It's too domineering." Gu Guanyu said.

"Shut up!" Wang Peng took out an unknown food from his pocket and stuffed it directly into Gu Guanyu's mouth.Gu Guanyu's complexion suddenly turned from rosy to livid.

The people at the meeting didn't know how to answer the conversation.

Except for Wang Pengchengzhi and others, other high-level executives equated Lou Kaimo's words with "broken love".

Personnel manager A sighed in his heart. If he had known earlier, he should have found a new girl to borrow books such as "The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me", "The Domineering President's Runaway Bride", "The Domineering President's Millionaire Wife", "The Domineering President Is Too Much", etc. Find out how the boss's love should develop.

Manager B of the financial department, who once dreamed of being a poet, silently typed out a new work on his notebook: "Love and Finance".

Love is an intangible asset

Whether you use the average life method or the accelerated depreciation method

He is depreciating after all.

If there is a loan, there must be a loan, and the loan must be equal.

I hurt you yesterday,

I don't know how to keep it today.

the years go by,

Can I still write off in red?

Or never look back,

turned into bad debt losses.

Manager C of the legal department silently pulled out an old folder from a pile of commercial legal contracts - "should not be used".Click to open the folder, and the files are neatly placed inside:

"Federal pre-marital property notarization template", "divorce agreement template", "company legal person marriage dispute case sharing on company operation"...

Purchasing manager D leaned over his head and looked at him: "I think you think a little too much."

……

A new world opened up in everyone's hearts, but no one noticed that Lou Kaimo's face was getting darker and darker, like a flower that suddenly withered.

"Forget it, let's end the meeting." Lou Kaimo said, got up, and walked out of the conference room without looking back.