Picturesque mountains and rivers of the motherland

Chinese star.

Fujian map.

Bai Ting is accelerating the unlocking of the [Fujian Province] map recently, responding to Xi Jinping's call to seize the day and live up to the time.

just kidding.

In fact, two days ago, Bai Ting signed a program contract with TTR Interstellar Channel. The contract clearly requires that the scenes during the recording period need to be cleared of tourists, and because of program requirements, it is difficult to discuss the specific time in advance.This also means that Bai Ting needs to close the scenic spots at any time.

This clause is a very normal thing in the federation, after all, the stars of the federation seldom record programs in the middle of the night.However, closing scenic spots will infringe the interests of tourists. As a tourist for many years, Bai Ting naturally has a deep understanding.

Bai Tingyou remembers driving tens of kilometers to see the Jingbo Lake Waterfall, but when he arrived at the scenic spot, he found only black basalt rocks and the calm Heilongtan, not even a water flow, let alone a waterfall.

It was hot summer at that time, and it should be the flood season, when the waterfall is the most spectacular. There is no reason why the shadow of the waterfall cannot be seen.

After inquiring, I found out that because a certain leader will come to investigate next week, I am afraid that there will be insufficient water and the waterfall will not be majestic enough to show the magnificence of the flying water, so the gate will be closed to store water this week.

After arriving at Changbai Mountain, the long mountain road was exhausting physically and mentally. Suddenly several police cars drove by and asked all vehicles to stop at the side of the road and not to move forward.

This stop lasted for nearly an hour, and the sun was so hot that Bai Ting almost lost all interest.

They couldn't continue driving until 10 minutes after a line of convoys had passed.Bai Ting later learned that the convoy was a former chief executive of Hong Kong.

As for other cases where there are air traffic control when connecting flights, scenic spots are closed due to weather, and exhibition halls are closed for temporary maintenance, etc., he can fully understand the feeling of planning well, coming with great interest but looking forward to nothing.

For this reason, Bai Ting came up with a solution - to create a new province map for the program team.

Very rich and powerful, very possessed by Jack Ma.

However, the rules of the Shenzhou system are that unlocking a new map requires the previous map to meet the conditions, so Bai Ting can only unlock the map of Fujian Province quickly.

==

Bai Ting looked around on the map of Fujian Province, but finally landed on [Liancheng Guanzhai Mountain].

There are thousands of rivers and mountains in China, there are many mountains, and there are many strangely shaped peaks.People in the world can often imagine all kinds of similarities, and naturally some associations that make people blush are inevitable.

For example, what Bai Ting has seen is the "No. [-] Wonderful Peak in the World" in Guizhou, the Shuangru Peak.Two stone peaks protrude from the flat ground, resembling plump breasts of women, making men and women feel ashamed to see them.

Another example is Fairy Rock and Golden Spear Peak in Longhu Mountain in Jiangxi Province. The two echo each other from a distance and are regarded as the god of reproduction by local residents.In the same way, there are Human Root Peak and Mumen Cave in Alxa.

On the last trip before Bai Ting's crossing, he once discussed the topic of strange mountains and strange rocks with his travel friends.The donkey friend said that he should go to see the root of life and the gate of life in Guanzhai Mountain, Fujian.

So this scenic spot was listed in his itinerary, but it was a pity that he crossed it before he set off.

Bai Ting: "Let's unlock [Liancheng Guanzhai Mountain] scenic spot first."

==

Guanzhai Mountain is not high. Compared with the peaks that Bai Ting has seen, it is neither towering nor steep, but it has the beauty of Xiaojiabiyu.

There are countless thatched cottages in the academy in the mountains, which shows that many literati and refined scholars once established a cottage in the mountains to teach.

Bai Ting had never been to Guanzhai Mountain before, and it was the first time to enjoy it. He walked and stopped alone, and he felt a little lonely while enjoying himself.

Walking to Dongshan Thatched Cottage, an old man in a gray coat and a goatee stood among them.

I think it's the NPC here.

As long as there is a mountain in our territory, as long as it is not of unknown origin, there are more or less literati calligraphy, inscriptions and poems, so it is always difficult to predict the NPCs of mountains in advance.

Bai Ting: "I don't know who is Mr.'s last name?"

The old man: "Next Ji Ji Ji Ji Xiaolan."

Bai Ting: ...

When Bai Ting was young, he loved the TV series "Iron Teeth Bronze Teeth Ji Xiaolan", so much so that his impression of the historical characters in the drama was solidified.When I was in junior high school, I read the history and read "The Biography of He Shen", and found that He Shen is a beauty with male and female appearance, which almost shattered his three views.Then I read other Qing books and unofficial histories, and found that Ji Xiaolan was not too far behind.In this play, Mr. Ji, who has iron teeth and bronze teeth and is not close to women, is actually a severe stutterer and extremely lustful and indulgent.

Bai Ting sighed silently and looked at the old man in front of him.

Although Guanzhai Mountain is not well-known, even Bai Ting, a travel expert, has never set foot there, but there are many inscriptions by literati and poets.There are two plaques in this Dongshan Thatched Cottage alone, one is Lin Zexu's "Jiangzuo Fengliu", and the other is Ji Xiaolan's "Chasing Steps to Dongshan".

Bai Ting had learned from Langya Mountain, and was too lazy to argue with the system why Ji Xiaolan became an NPC instead of Lin Zexu or others.After all, Ji Xiaolan served as a school inspector in Fujian, so it makes sense.

"Sir, would you like to visit Guanzhai Mountain with me?" Bai Ting asked.

"Extremely happy, this landscape in western Fujian has a unique style."

Bai Ting: ...

He is about to have a shadow on four-character redundancies.

Bai Ting and Ji Xiaolan went up comfortably, crossed the deep valley of the stacked pool, and not long after, they saw the so-called "root of life".

The "root of life" is extremely conspicuous, standing alone in the valley, and there are no mountains around to compete with it. The giant white stone pillars of more than 60 meters are very conspicuous in the emerald green everywhere.

Bai Ting thought to himself: After calculating the ratio, this should be the root of life for foreign devils.

"What is the host looking for?" Ji Xiaolan asked.

Bai Ting looked at Ji Xiaolan's age, his eyes were still clear, without a trace of cloudiness, making his mind full of yellow waste. "No, I just think people think this mountain is very creative."

In fact, this mountain shape can also be like a rolling stick, like an arm, like a mallet, but after all, human beings still have reproductive worship, and there are always such associations in gimmicks.

Ji Xiaolan was indifferent, and looked at the "Gate of Life" with a scrutinizing gaze, as serious as if she was compiling "Siku Quanshu".

"Too short." Ji Xiaolan said suddenly.

Bai Ting:? ? ?

It wasn't until halfway up the mountain that Bai Ting realized what the phrase "too short" meant just now.

Damn, invisible pretense is the most deadly.

Bai Ting almost forgot, according to historical records, this Mr. Ji is a woman who lives five times a day.Although there is still some distance from the overlord seven times a night, the 79-year-old can still have fun in Bada Hutong. Why on earth does he have the illusion of clear eyes?

After climbing the mountain, the two saw another "gate of life" while on a cruise.A crack suddenly appeared on the stone wall, and a black hole formed in the deep wall. In the hole, water plants swayed and moss spread all over, which was quite vivid.

After the cruise ship was over, Bai Ting didn't have much emotion.In terms of "sex culture", the gate of life and the root of life are far inferior to the Khajuraho Temple in India and Pattaya in Thailand that Bai Ting visited.Compared with the reliefs of naked sex scenes on the temple, and the smiling girls everywhere in Pattaya, this similar landscape and stone walls are too tactful.

It's just that Guanzhai Mountain is a combination of great vulgarity and great elegance. It not only has natural masterpieces that make people imagine, but also has the elegance of the Manshan Academy, which has a special taste.

At the end of the trip, Bai Ting confirmed that there was no major problem, and then put Guanzhai Mountain into the open scenic spot.

There is only Ji Xiaolan in this scenic spot, and she doesn't seem to like to talk to strangers, and the landscape is normal, so there should be no moths.

Bai Ting did not expect that after a few days, this scenic spot would become famous.

==

TTR interstellar station.

Xiao Mao glanced at Director Luo with a gloomy expression on his face.

"Director Luo, what are you melancholy about?" Xiaomao asked.

According to Xiaomao's father, this director Luo is the grandson of the cousin of his seventh uncle's eighth aunt's cousin.Although he didn't go through the back door when he entered the interstellar station, he was always closer to Director Luo than other seniors.

Director Luo: "The duck ran to its mouth and slid around, then flew away again."

Looking at the reply letter from the Shenglou Group in front of him, Luo Dao took a deep breath.Lou Kaimo's refusal was expected, but Lou Kaimo's refusal meant that even Kaliang was gone.

The popular actor's variety show debut just passed him by like this.

Luo Dao: "Oh yes, how is your contact with Lou Jingming going?"

Xiaomao: "Oh, the military department said that Marshal Lou is doing a new test of the defense system, and it is difficult to find time to participate. He recommended a deputy marshal of the First Army."

Luo Dao: "You agreed?"

Xiao Mao shook his head, he is not stupid, what they want to invite is popular, topical and good-looking guests, not just random people from the military department.

Luo Dao stood up resolutely and ran to the office on the other floor.Now that Lou Kaimo and Ka Liangfei are gone, Lou Jingming naturally wants to fight for them.

"Ah Shang, you must help me!" Luo Dao rushed into the office of another program group, threw himself on top of a man and howled like hell.

The rest of the office couldn't be more surprised. If Director Luo wasn't so ugly, they would have been able to adapt 180 sadomasochistic scripts.

A middle-aged man named A Shang: "What?"

Luo Dao vomited his own suffering, and then said: "Ah Shang, haven't you been filming the recruitment promotional video of the military recently? It seems that Lou Jingming has also shown his face, can you give me his number."

Ah Shang was helpless: "There is nothing I can do to help."

Seeing Luo Dao's chubby face pretending to be wronged, A Shang couldn't take it anymore: "Forget it, I just want to discuss the details of the promotional video with Marshal Lou, so you can sit next to me and mention it by the way. I can't watch your fortune."

Luo Dao nodded in panic.

The video chat is connected.

When the conversation between Ah Shang and Lou Jingming came to an end, Luo Dao hastily recommended himself brazenly.

"Variety show?" Lou Jingming shook his head. "I'm too serious for that."

Luo Dao had long thought out what to say, and blurted out a series of [-]-character non-repetitive rainbow farts, such as "representing the heroic demeanor of the federal soldiers", "will surely make the military department full of recruits next year", "don't worry about the gender ratio of the conscription at all" etc.

Unfortunately, Lou Jingming was unmoved.

Seeing that the other party's "heart is like a rock", Luo Dao wiped away his tears sadly. "Hey, you brothers are so cruel, my Kaliang."

Lou Jingming, who was about to cut off the communication, paused: "My brother? Kaliang?"

Luo Dao simply blurted out.

"Looks like this, so that's what he came up with." Lou Jingming saw through everything.

"What?" Luo Dao was puzzled.

Lou Jingming: "How about I add a code, if you invite Bai Ting and Lou Kaimo at the same time, I will ask the military department for leave to participate in the program."

Luo Island:? ? ?

This world is so fantasy, why does everyone compare Boss Bai and Lou Kaimo? Did he miss an important plot?

Luo Dao was stunned for a few seconds before realizing that it was a tactful rejection.After all, Lou Kaimo had already rejected the program, the premise was not valid.

Luo Dao: "Hey, Marshal, if you want to reject me, just reject me. You don't need to go around the bush, I can bear it."

Lou Jingming: "No, I'm serious." His expression was as serious as giving orders.

Luo Dao pouted.Are Lou Kaimo and Bai Ting one life two, two beget three, three beget all things?If he conquers one Lou Kaimo, he can get Kaliang and Lou Jingming.

"But Mr. Lou has clearly rejected me."

Shenglou Group's reply letter is very clear, obviously there is no room for discussion.It's not easy for him to stalk a big president who is busy with everything.

The pouting expression of a middle-aged fat man is likely to cause physical discomfort.Lou Jingming lowered his eyes slightly, rejecting the scene of hot eyes.

"Have you ever asked Boss Bai?" Lou Jingming asked.

Luo Dao froze for a moment: "That's not true." To him, Bai Ting was just an add-on to invite Kaliang. Since Lou Kaimo's preconditions were not met, there was no need to invite Boss Bai.

Lou Jingming: "I suggest, you can give it a try. After you succeed in inviting Boss Bai, tell my brother to invite you again."

Luo Dao: "Huh?"

After the communication ended, Luo Dao was still in a daze.But he has one advantage, that is, he can follow the good advice.

He quickly initiated an invitation to Bai Ting, using an ambiguous form.If he can really succeed in inviting Lou Kaimo, he will invite Bai Ting as a regular guest, if not, he will be a temporary guest for a period, which is not a promise.

When Bai Ting received the communication request, he was returning to West Lake Villa from Guanzhai Mountain.

"Will me be a guest?" Bai Ting asked with a black face.With the level of this show, he shouldn't be a guest candidate, Bai Ting is very self-aware.

Luo Dao: "We don't advocate diversity!"

Luo Dao's gossip skills are excellent, Bai Ting's ears are soft, and he feels that the show is good for the promotion of Huaxia stars.

Bai Ting quickly agreed to Luo Dao's request.

==

Saint Emperor Star.

Lou Kaimo woke up startled from the bed, and wiped the sweat from his forehead with his hands.His whole body was wet, as if he had been soaked in sea water.

He had a dream, and it was him and Bai Ting in the dream.Different from what I have been doing in the past few days, the fragments of the past flashed like a horse-drawn carriage.In his dream, he turned into a rabbit.A big snow-white, fat and tender rabbit.

His hind limbs were tied up with hemp rope, unable to move, and all the abilities and physical strength he was proud of disappeared, and he really became a rabbit at the mercy of others.

What's worse is that he didn't turn into a pet rabbit. Judging from the animal remains and knives everywhere around him, he should be in a slaughterhouse or a back kitchen.

Sure enough, a few minutes later, footsteps came.He pricked up his ears and tried his best to raise his little head up, finally seeing Bai Ting who looked like a colossal monster.

Bai Ting was wearing a white shirt, and black wide-leg pants made his waist extraordinarily slender.

Lou Kaimo didn't have any beautiful thoughts, but saw Bai Ting put on his sleeves and overalls neatly, pulled his ears, and said to himself: "Finally, I'm done with my work, I can reward myself."

As he spoke, he held him up in front of his eyes, and his eyes met.

"It's so fat, you can have two dishes, one with spicy rabbit meat and one with braised rabbit meat."

Bai Ting's tone was obviously not asking for opinions, and he pressed it to the chopping board.Lou Kaimo was so nervous that he kicked his forelegs wildly, but it was in vain.

Seeing that the knife was raised and dropped, Lou Kaimo shouted with all his strength at the very moment.

"Wait, I'm Lou Kaimo!"

As soon as the voice fell, Lou Kaimo himself was surprised that he actually used the rabbit's body to make the original voice.

As expected, Bai Ting stopped the movements in his hands and lifted the rabbit up again.

"I'm hallucinating?" Bai Ting stared at the rabbit suspiciously.

"No! I'm Lou Kaimo!"

"You are Lou Kaimo?" Bai Ting was suspicious, his dark pupils were like veritaserum, forcing the other party to tell the truth.

Rabbit nodded excitedly. "Yes! I'm Lou Kaimo."

Bai Ting put the rabbit on Zhuotai, looked down at the rabbit, and rubbed the fur of the rabbit with the palm of one hand.

"Is it really Lou Kaimo?"

The rabbit's ears are folded down, and the whole rabbit's head looks like a rattle.

Suddenly, Lou Kaimo saw that Bai Ting showed a very charming smile, and raised the kitchen knife with the other hand.

"It's Lou Kaimo, that's even better..."

Before the words fell, Lou Kaimo woke up from his dream.

He was in a state of shock.

He looked out of the window, and the city had also fallen asleep with the night, only a few signboards that stayed on all night were still firmly lit.He pressed the switch at the head of the bed, and the window slowly opened automatically. The night wind blew into the room, making the night as cool as water.

However, his heart was cooler than the cool breeze in the middle of the night.

At that moment just now, he was indeed terrified.However, after careful study, it seems that there is another emotion dominating him than the fear of death, which makes his heart ache.

Lou Kaimo was no longer sleepy, so he turned on the light.The bright lights made his pupils sting a little.

There were several unread messages on the do-not-disturb authenticator, and he opened them one by one.

Since you don't feel sleepy, it's better to deal with some things.

After answering several requests for instructions in a row, Lou Kaimo saw an email that didn't fit. "TRR Interstellar TV Program Recording Invitation Letter".

Whether it is a business event or an interview on a financial program, he is contacted through the group secretariat in advance, and his private number is not published.I don't know how the sender got his verification number.

Lou Kaimo wanted to ignore it, but after thinking about it, he decided to reply politely.

Click on the invitation letter, there are two copies.One is an invitation letter, and the other is titled "List of Guests to be Invited to the Program".

When recording a program, Federation Interstellar will send the "List of Invited Guests" to the big-name guests by default, in case there are personal enmities between the invited politicians and unknown conflicts between artists, etc., so that disputes can be avoided in advance.

By mistake, Lou Kaimo clicked on the guest list.

"The Stranger's Wandering Voyage"

Imperial Guests:

Huo Shu (confirmed)

Huo Xing (confirmed)

Liang Jiayan (Confirmed)

A lot of money (confirmed)

federal guest

Lou Jingming (to be determined)

Lou Kaimo (to be determined)

Kaliang (to be determined)

Bai Ting (confirmed)

Shan Qianfan (to be determined)

Pan Chuyun (to be determined)

Lou Kaimo thought he was dazzled, and confirmed again and again that he was not mistaken, there was indeed Bai Ting in the federation guest camp.

Lou Kaimo was puzzled, he couldn't think of a reason why Bai Ting would be invited to this show.

The scene in the dream just now is vivid in his mind, Lou Kaimo still has lingering fear in his heart.However, in the end, he replied with the word "agree".

He couldn't explain it himself, maybe it was a demon, maybe he wanted to clear up the confusion, or he wanted to face himself squarely.