By the West Lake.
Tourists went into the water one after another, hoping to encounter opportunities to increase their spiritual power, but the willow bank that should have been noisy was deserted.
The lazy sunlight was cut into pieces by the willow leaves, and it fell colorfully on the ground.
Bai Ting held the notebook, sighed, and habitually wanted to complain to the people around him, only to find that there was no one around him.
After such a long time, I still can't get rid of it. Habits are really terrible things.
Bai Ting looked at the notebook depressedly.
It would not be a problem to restore the cash flow to 500 million in three days, but now, he has opened up all the scenic spots in Xi'an, Shaanxi, and the system will automatically pay for repairs, supporting facilities, infrastructure, etc. His daily income Basically just maintain a balance of payments.
Open source and reduce expenditure, the possibility of reducing expenditure is unlikely, so we can only open source.
But open source requires investment, which leads to an endless loop.
"Breakdown hurts people!" Bai Ting raised his head to the sky and shouted again.
"Boss Bai has finally come to his senses!" A female voice came from behind.
When Bai Ting turned his head, he saw Xiaoqing sitting beside him with a stick of grilled fish.
"Lack of money?" Xiao Qing glanced at the scribbles in Bai Ting's notebook.
Bai Ting nodded.
He never thought that with his cautious nature, he would face the risk of breaking the capital chain one day.
What he initially thought of was to find a bank to borrow money. After all, this hole is only temporary. As soon as Xi’an’s supporting infrastructure period passes, it will return to normal, and it will be repaid soon.However, the system forbids the host to mortgage any Huaxia assets, and this body is not eligible for unsecured credit loans.
When looking for a small loan company, he is also worried about other risks.
The only way to find someone to borrow money is the Shenglou Group.But thinking of that person, I feel a little depressed.I have lost love, can I still lose face?
Bai Ting scolded himself that he wanted to save face and suffer.
Bai Ting: "Xiaoqing, why don't you lend me your snake slough again. I'll pledge some money and redeem it in a few days."
As soon as Bai Ting's voice fell, the Shenzhou system prompted: "Host please pay attention, the meaning of restoring cash flow is to ask the host to make up for the gap through income generation. Please do not complete it through borrowing or other methods, otherwise the mission will be judged to be a failure."
Bai Ting: ...
Xiaoqing seemed like a roundworm in Bai Ting's stomach, and said, "It's 500 million, we can make it up for you."
After all, Xiaoqing sent a notice on the contact device of the natives of Huaxia Star.
[Xiaoqing: Brothers!sisters!Huaxia Star has reached the most critical time!Everyone has the money to contribute money, is able to contribute, and gathers 500 million in three days!Defend our homeland! 】
==
The execution of NPCs was very fast, and for a while, there was a boom in entrepreneurship in China.
Henan Province, [Guanlin] scenic spot.
Guanlin is located in Luoyang, Henan.In the 25th year of Jian'an, Cao Cao buried Guan Yu here with the ceremony of a prince.Lin is the highest form of burial. In China, apart from Guan Lin, there is only Kong Lin.
The federal people who came to Huaxiaxing to travel, after seeing the introduction of [Guan Lin] attractions, all felt Guan Yu's loyalty, benevolence and courage, and worshiped him devoutly.
With the increase of faith, soon, [Guan Lin] was upgraded to LV15, and just today, NPC Guan Yu was unlocked.
Guan Yu caressed his beautiful beard and looked at the statue of himself in the hall wearing a dragon robe and a crown, feeling very satisfied.He looked at the sculptures of Guan Ping, Zhou Cang, Wang Fu, and Liao Hua beside him, and greeted happily: "Hi, old fellows, I miss you so much."
The sculptures didn't respond to him.
Guan Yu stretched his waist, and then received a message from the communicator.Guan Yu lowered his head and glanced at the information that the person was Xiaoqing, and shook his head: "It's too difficult for me, I'm going to start selling as soon as I come here."
It was still early at this moment, and there were very few tourists who came to [Guan Lin]. Even if they came, most of them were still at the eight-character wall and the stage, and had not yet reached the main hall.
After Guan Yu stretched his muscles, he saw someone entering the hall.
Guan Yu stopped the man.
Guan Yu: "Sir, you must try this exclusive secret recipe "Beautiful Temple Balm". It is carefully formulated with angelica, fleece-flower root, black beans, lotus seeds, mulberry leaves, etc. I guarantee that you will be the same as me after using it."
As Guan Yu said, he pushed his signature beautiful temples forward.
The person opposite: "Didn't you see my smooth chin?"
Guan Yu was not shocked at all: "Sir, you have to try more to be a man. As a man, you have to change your appearance!"
Opposite person: "I can't appreciate it."
Guan Yu persevered: "It can also be used on hair."
Opposite person: ...
Gu Guanyu had already stayed at Huaxia Star for a few days. After the supplier conference was over, Lou Kaimo and the others had already returned, but he stayed.Firstly, he still has some remaining annual leave this year, and Huaxia Star is also a good place for vacation; secondly, Cheng Zhi intends to cooperate with Huaxia Star, let Gu Guanyu use it privately, and take advantage of the holiday to do more research.
Gu Guanyu looked at the conscientious staff in front of him, and sighed that it is rare for Huaxia Star to have such a responsible NPC.After all, these days, the staff he met, headed by Xiaoqing, were all very individual.
Gu Guanyu looked at Guan Yu, this salesman was in good condition, he had a beautiful beard selling temple cream, unlike the skin care products salesman he had seen, his face was full of blemishes and he had no credibility.
It's a pity that he, Gu Guanyu, is a man who doesn't want anything. Wang Peng can't stop what he wants, and no one can sell him what he doesn't want.
"I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't do it with my hair either. I just don't like too much hair that is too bright." Gu Guanyu lied without any psychological pressure.
Guan Yu's face did not change, and he was still enthusiastic.
"It seems that you are troubled by the excessive hair?" Guan Yu put away the "beautiful temple cream" decisively.
Gu Guanyu said "hmm" and wanted to leave, but was stopped by a long knife.
Gu Guanyu frowned, these days people still use cold weapons to rob houses?
"Don't get me wrong!" Guan Yu smiled, reached into his sleeve, and took out a knife that was the same shape as the long knife in his hand, but only slightly longer than the palm of his hand.
"I would like to recommend to you—Qinglong Yanyue Knife. This is the normal version, you may not be able to use it, but this XS version must be a must-have item for your home travel and life fun."
Gu Guanyu: ...
Seeing that the other party did not show any emotion, Guan Yu worked tirelessly: "This knife is absolutely effective in shaving hair, far better than freezing point hair removal, laser hair removal..."
Gu Guanyu: ...
In the end, Gu Guanyu, who has always been the only one who can stun people and has never been stunned, still paid for this XS version of Qinglong Yanyue Knife.
After buying, Gu Guanyu sent Bai Ting a message: "Huaxia Star's salesperson, strong!"
Bai Ting, who is promoting ticket sales and preparing to cash out:? ? ?
Afterwards, Bai Ting understood the ins and outs of the matter, and stopped by to visit Emperor Guan whom he had worshiped since childhood.
Bai Ting: "Second Master Guan, it is said that you sold the Qinglong Yanyue Knife?"
Guan Yu: "What can I do? That's my lifeblood. I sell derivative products."
The last time Bai Ting heard the word derivative products was that the Forbidden City sold billions of them a year.
Guan Yu took out knives and cups of different sizes from his belt.
Bai Ting picked up a small knife the size of a baby's arm: "Is this also the Qinglong Yanyue Knife?"
Guan Yu nodded: "Yes, my derivative products range from XXXS to XXXL, but the most commonly used ones are S, M, and L."
Bai Ting: ...
Is that selling clothes or selling knives?
Guan Yu gushed: "In addition to classifying by size, I also selected three of them as hot styles, namely Yiwu version, INS style version and light luxury style version."
Bai Ting looked at the Qinglong Yanyue Knife, which was exactly the same as the first three, with a 5:1 reduction: "What's the difference?"
Guan Yu: "This Yiwu version, as the name suggests, is cheap and not very useful. It can be used as a model or a souvenir. After all, you can't be fooled by buying 2 yuan, and you can't be cheated by buying 2 yuan."
Bai Ting: I was really cheated when I bought this for 2 yuan!
Guan Yu: "This INS style is the smooth lines, retro cool tone, clean and simple style that current literary and artistic youth like."
Bai Ting looked at the knife that didn't match the above adjectives: "Are you sure?"
Guan Yu: "Boss Bai is superficial again. You can't judge people by their appearances, let alone knives. Come on, touch it, don't you feel very cold and INS style?"
Although the weapon model in his hand is indeed a cold weapon, it just feels cold to the touch.
Bai Ting: "How much is this?"
Guan Yu: "20."
Bai Ting: "It will indeed make you feel cold, I'm afraid you will feel cold after buying it."
Guan Yu: "This light luxury version is a little more expensive, costing 80, but it can deal with Zerg, and it is quite easy to use."
Bai Ting smiled and said nothing, he didn't see any difference between the three knives!
Bai Ting picked up the cup next to the knife and asked, "Then what's the matter with this cup?"
Guan Yu: "This is Guan Erye's thermos cup."
Bai Ting looked at the extremely thin copper cup without a lid: "Are you sure, this is a thermos cup?"
Guan Yu was dissatisfied with Bai Ting's suspicion: "Boss Bai, has he ever heard the story of warming wine and beheading Hua Xiong?"
Bai Ting, a fan of the Three Kingdoms, can memorize it fluently.
At the beginning Dong Zhuo was cruel and heartless, Yuan Shao, Cao Cao and others formed the [-] princes to attack Dong Zhuo together, Liu Guan and Zhang also went with Gongsun Zan.
As a result, Dong Zhuo's general Hua Xiong defeated the coalition forward Sun Jian when he marched into Sishui Pass, and beheaded Pan Feng and other generals one after another.The momentum of the Eighteenth Route Allied Forces was sluggish.Guan Yu took the initiative to invite Ying to fight Hua Xiong, but Yuan Shu angrily scolded the archers for showing off their might.Guan Yu said, if I can't kill Hua Xiong, I will cut off his head.
Cao Cao cherished his talents and poured wine to reward Guan Yu, but Guan Yu said, "I will drink it when I return."After a while, Guan Yu came back with Hua Xiong's head, while the wine in the cup was still warm.
Guan Yu caressed his beautiful beard: "I was unparalleled in the world, and I had nothing to say about being brave and invincible, but this cup is also very good, so that the wine can be kept warm forever."
Bai Ting: ...
Fine.
==
What Bai Ting didn't know was that half a month later, a hot post appeared on the Tianji Forum.
Skyline Forum - [Strange Stories] Section
[I killed the third-level Zerg with a cold weapon, so I ask you if you believe it or not. 】
Landlord: Young Master Li Wansan
Main Building: If you believe it, hit 1, if you don't believe it, hit 2.
1L=
111111
2L=
1 to the ten thousandth power.
……
66L=
Are the first 65 buildings a joke or a mixed score?Believe in such absurd things?
67L=
New here upstairs, haven't you seen the owner's vest?
68L=
I'm 66L, what's wrong with the landlord's vest?Is it great?
69L=
Let me popularize science for newcomers, [Yangming Li Wansan Gongzi], a well-known rich man in the skyline forum, with "Today I found out that I bought five or six planets when I was in school, but I didn't even look at it" "I bought six personal computers last year." Customizing the master mech, but I was too busy to touch it. This year I want to return to my life, and it is true to be ordinary.” “Only attending the presidential dinner today, I realized that the federal president lives in such a small house. The president’s life is really tight and poor” etc. The post became famous.Someone stripped off his vest, suspecting that he is the only son of Cheng Yaski, the richest man in the third star field.
70L=
Uh...so rich...but you can't talk nonsense even if you have money.
71L=
It's just that you think it's nonsense, and you can do a lot of things you can't even imagine with money.
……
101L Famous Li Wansan son
I did not expect to exceed 1001L, thank you for your trust.
Then I will tell you the details.
I passed by Huaxia Star two weeks ago and spent two days on the way. When I went to a scenic spot called [Guanlin], someone recommended a cold weapon to me called Qinglong Yanyue Knife.
I was disdainful at first, but he told me that the most expensive one was 80.
80 for a cold weapon?Very good, in line with my status and temperament, so I just bought a handful to play with.
I never thought about going to see the newly developed Transit Star today. On the way, I encountered a small group of low-level Zerg. The spaceship's defense performance is good, and there are many experts in the same company. It is not an obstacle at all.
I never thought how many of these low-level Zerg got into the cabin, the heavens and the earth, I was stunned.Don't dare to be too aggressive in the spaceship, lest the Zerg not be killed, and the spaceship will be killed first.
Panicked, my head probably twitched, I fumbled for things from my bracelet, and threw whatever I found at the Zerg.
With.
Xi.
group.
Correct.
I never thought that when I threw out the Qinglong Yanyue Knife that Huaxia Xing bought, I directly hacked a bug to death.
At first I thought it was just a coincidence, the worms were already dying, but I never thought that after I picked up the Qinglong Yanyue Knife and threw it out, another one died.
Really found a treasure!
102L=
I slowly typed out a row of question marks.
103L=
Upstairs +1, cold weapon against Zerg?Chinese star?
104L=
Third son, are you already this rich?Why do you want to be the navy of Huaxia Star?
105L=
Huaxia stars are already so famous, why invite so many sailors?
106L=
Get out, Huaxia Star doesn't have a navy, we are all tap water, how many times do I have to say don't look at Huaxia Star with superficial knowledge.
107L=
Come, come, every time Huaxia Star is mentioned, the forum will be full of blood.
……
==
At this moment, Bai Ting was not aware of the controversy half a month later. He was gaining ideas from Guan Yu's sale of the Qinglong Yanyue Knife, and asked the Shenzhou system: "I participated in "Intelligence Chong Chong Chong" with Ouyang Xiu, and there were two mechas in the prize. A mini-short-range starship, I will sell it to make up for the 500 million shortfall, okay?"
Shenzhou System: "No."
"Why?"
"It is not a self-produced product of Huaxia Star, and cannot be included in normal operating income."
Bai Ting was depressed, but saw that the amount of "NPC income generation" in the account kept rising.
Bai Ting was a little moved. Under Xiaoqing's call, all NPCs participated in this "homeland defense" activity.
It's just that Bai Ting patrolled around, and immediately felt ashamed of the income-generating projects of various NPCs.
It is normal for Guan Yu to sell "Qinglong Yanyue Knife" and Hua Tuo to sell a Chinese medicine jar.
For example, Ma Wencai in Liang Zhu's hometown sells embroidered shoes.
Bai Ting: "Where did you get your embroidered shoes?"
Ma Wencai said boldly: "He stole Yingtai."
Bai Ting: ... "Pervert."
Ma Wencai: "What are you thinking? I just ordered embroidered shoes from sizes 25 to 55 according to Yingtai's style."
Bai Ting: "Then you are afraid that your inventory will explode, after all, you won't be able to use a bunch of yards."
Ma Wencai directly denied: "The sale is very good, I have done a fine classification of products."
Bai Ting: ...
Ma Wencai: "My embroidered shoes can be worn by people of all ages, even pets and animals. No matter you are small and thin or tall and big, it can accommodate you. There is also a hidden height-enhancing insole as a gift."
Bai Ting: "Very good."
Those that are not practical, such as Laoshan Taoist priests, sell "stinky balls".It looks like an ordinary football, but it smells so bad that you want to jump off the building when you smell it for ten miles around.
Bai Ting was curious: "How do you refine a football with such a taste?"
Laoshan Taoist: "I just made some ordinary footballs, put them in the warehouse, and let them watch the men's football videos for three days and three nights, and they will automatically look like this."
Bai Ting: All right, men's football senior black.
Bai Ting: "But does anyone buy this thing?"
Laoshan Taoist: "Yes, it is necessary to go out to practice. If a ball is thrown out, it will be so smelly that no grass will grow, and the alien beasts and insects will not be able to survive."
Bai Ting: "Since the alien beasts and zerg cannot survive, how can the user survive?"
Laoshan Taoist: "So I also refined the matching items for sale, national football fans!"
Bai Ting was shocked: "No human trafficking."
Laoshan Taoist: "Not really." He said and took out a pill. "This is smelted from the resentment of Chinese football fans for many years and the strong and unyielding will to watch football. One is strong and healthy, two is invulnerable to all poisons, and three are all-powerful."
Bai Ting: ...
Fine.
In addition to selling items, books are also items that Huaxia NPCs are keen to sell.
Previously, Bao Zheng held the latest version of "Five-Year College Entrance Examination, Three-Year Simulation", and later there was Pan Gu's "Teach You How to Fry a Poached Egg in the Long Years". Cao Cao and Yuan Shao jointly wrote "From Enemy to Card Friend, Decryption The untold story behind the Three Kingdoms".
Of course, there are also those who do not sell real objects, but skills, such as Li Bai and Du Fu.
When Bai Ting went to check the map of Sichuan, he found that Du Fu's thatched cottage was crowded with girls with thin hair.
Bai Ting was curious, and after asking, he found out that it turns out that there are additional haircuts and haircut services here.
After the peak passenger flow period passed, Bai Ting squeezed into the inner hall and saw the poet sages and poets who were busy but still had a dusty temperament.
Bai Ting: "What's the situation?"
Li Bai: "I have recently learned a new skill - 'white hair is three thousand feet long, and the fate is like a long one', which can naturally increase hair for the majority of bald girls. Worried, hair soars as soon as you use your skills."
Bai Ting: ...
Li Bai also sighed: "It's a pity that this skill only grows white hair, otherwise the business will be better."
Brother Du Fu sang and his brother said: "Yes, this hair is too long and needs to be trimmed, so I also learned a new skill - 'scratching the white head to make it shorter, hairpin with lust', which can be done for the white-haired girl after the hair extension. Haircut."
Bai Ting: ...
How can we face up to ancient poetry in the future?
Bai Ting looked at the huge wooden sign hanging on the melodious bamboo grove in front of him - "Li Bai's hair extension, all two hundred; Du Fu's hair cut, all fifty."
It's okay, it costs two hundred and five to get a two hundred and five hairstyle, and the bald girls really go to the doctor in an emergency.
Tourists went into the water one after another, hoping to encounter opportunities to increase their spiritual power, but the willow bank that should have been noisy was deserted.
The lazy sunlight was cut into pieces by the willow leaves, and it fell colorfully on the ground.
Bai Ting held the notebook, sighed, and habitually wanted to complain to the people around him, only to find that there was no one around him.
After such a long time, I still can't get rid of it. Habits are really terrible things.
Bai Ting looked at the notebook depressedly.
It would not be a problem to restore the cash flow to 500 million in three days, but now, he has opened up all the scenic spots in Xi'an, Shaanxi, and the system will automatically pay for repairs, supporting facilities, infrastructure, etc. His daily income Basically just maintain a balance of payments.
Open source and reduce expenditure, the possibility of reducing expenditure is unlikely, so we can only open source.
But open source requires investment, which leads to an endless loop.
"Breakdown hurts people!" Bai Ting raised his head to the sky and shouted again.
"Boss Bai has finally come to his senses!" A female voice came from behind.
When Bai Ting turned his head, he saw Xiaoqing sitting beside him with a stick of grilled fish.
"Lack of money?" Xiao Qing glanced at the scribbles in Bai Ting's notebook.
Bai Ting nodded.
He never thought that with his cautious nature, he would face the risk of breaking the capital chain one day.
What he initially thought of was to find a bank to borrow money. After all, this hole is only temporary. As soon as Xi’an’s supporting infrastructure period passes, it will return to normal, and it will be repaid soon.However, the system forbids the host to mortgage any Huaxia assets, and this body is not eligible for unsecured credit loans.
When looking for a small loan company, he is also worried about other risks.
The only way to find someone to borrow money is the Shenglou Group.But thinking of that person, I feel a little depressed.I have lost love, can I still lose face?
Bai Ting scolded himself that he wanted to save face and suffer.
Bai Ting: "Xiaoqing, why don't you lend me your snake slough again. I'll pledge some money and redeem it in a few days."
As soon as Bai Ting's voice fell, the Shenzhou system prompted: "Host please pay attention, the meaning of restoring cash flow is to ask the host to make up for the gap through income generation. Please do not complete it through borrowing or other methods, otherwise the mission will be judged to be a failure."
Bai Ting: ...
Xiaoqing seemed like a roundworm in Bai Ting's stomach, and said, "It's 500 million, we can make it up for you."
After all, Xiaoqing sent a notice on the contact device of the natives of Huaxia Star.
[Xiaoqing: Brothers!sisters!Huaxia Star has reached the most critical time!Everyone has the money to contribute money, is able to contribute, and gathers 500 million in three days!Defend our homeland! 】
==
The execution of NPCs was very fast, and for a while, there was a boom in entrepreneurship in China.
Henan Province, [Guanlin] scenic spot.
Guanlin is located in Luoyang, Henan.In the 25th year of Jian'an, Cao Cao buried Guan Yu here with the ceremony of a prince.Lin is the highest form of burial. In China, apart from Guan Lin, there is only Kong Lin.
The federal people who came to Huaxiaxing to travel, after seeing the introduction of [Guan Lin] attractions, all felt Guan Yu's loyalty, benevolence and courage, and worshiped him devoutly.
With the increase of faith, soon, [Guan Lin] was upgraded to LV15, and just today, NPC Guan Yu was unlocked.
Guan Yu caressed his beautiful beard and looked at the statue of himself in the hall wearing a dragon robe and a crown, feeling very satisfied.He looked at the sculptures of Guan Ping, Zhou Cang, Wang Fu, and Liao Hua beside him, and greeted happily: "Hi, old fellows, I miss you so much."
The sculptures didn't respond to him.
Guan Yu stretched his waist, and then received a message from the communicator.Guan Yu lowered his head and glanced at the information that the person was Xiaoqing, and shook his head: "It's too difficult for me, I'm going to start selling as soon as I come here."
It was still early at this moment, and there were very few tourists who came to [Guan Lin]. Even if they came, most of them were still at the eight-character wall and the stage, and had not yet reached the main hall.
After Guan Yu stretched his muscles, he saw someone entering the hall.
Guan Yu stopped the man.
Guan Yu: "Sir, you must try this exclusive secret recipe "Beautiful Temple Balm". It is carefully formulated with angelica, fleece-flower root, black beans, lotus seeds, mulberry leaves, etc. I guarantee that you will be the same as me after using it."
As Guan Yu said, he pushed his signature beautiful temples forward.
The person opposite: "Didn't you see my smooth chin?"
Guan Yu was not shocked at all: "Sir, you have to try more to be a man. As a man, you have to change your appearance!"
Opposite person: "I can't appreciate it."
Guan Yu persevered: "It can also be used on hair."
Opposite person: ...
Gu Guanyu had already stayed at Huaxia Star for a few days. After the supplier conference was over, Lou Kaimo and the others had already returned, but he stayed.Firstly, he still has some remaining annual leave this year, and Huaxia Star is also a good place for vacation; secondly, Cheng Zhi intends to cooperate with Huaxia Star, let Gu Guanyu use it privately, and take advantage of the holiday to do more research.
Gu Guanyu looked at the conscientious staff in front of him, and sighed that it is rare for Huaxia Star to have such a responsible NPC.After all, these days, the staff he met, headed by Xiaoqing, were all very individual.
Gu Guanyu looked at Guan Yu, this salesman was in good condition, he had a beautiful beard selling temple cream, unlike the skin care products salesman he had seen, his face was full of blemishes and he had no credibility.
It's a pity that he, Gu Guanyu, is a man who doesn't want anything. Wang Peng can't stop what he wants, and no one can sell him what he doesn't want.
"I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't do it with my hair either. I just don't like too much hair that is too bright." Gu Guanyu lied without any psychological pressure.
Guan Yu's face did not change, and he was still enthusiastic.
"It seems that you are troubled by the excessive hair?" Guan Yu put away the "beautiful temple cream" decisively.
Gu Guanyu said "hmm" and wanted to leave, but was stopped by a long knife.
Gu Guanyu frowned, these days people still use cold weapons to rob houses?
"Don't get me wrong!" Guan Yu smiled, reached into his sleeve, and took out a knife that was the same shape as the long knife in his hand, but only slightly longer than the palm of his hand.
"I would like to recommend to you—Qinglong Yanyue Knife. This is the normal version, you may not be able to use it, but this XS version must be a must-have item for your home travel and life fun."
Gu Guanyu: ...
Seeing that the other party did not show any emotion, Guan Yu worked tirelessly: "This knife is absolutely effective in shaving hair, far better than freezing point hair removal, laser hair removal..."
Gu Guanyu: ...
In the end, Gu Guanyu, who has always been the only one who can stun people and has never been stunned, still paid for this XS version of Qinglong Yanyue Knife.
After buying, Gu Guanyu sent Bai Ting a message: "Huaxia Star's salesperson, strong!"
Bai Ting, who is promoting ticket sales and preparing to cash out:? ? ?
Afterwards, Bai Ting understood the ins and outs of the matter, and stopped by to visit Emperor Guan whom he had worshiped since childhood.
Bai Ting: "Second Master Guan, it is said that you sold the Qinglong Yanyue Knife?"
Guan Yu: "What can I do? That's my lifeblood. I sell derivative products."
The last time Bai Ting heard the word derivative products was that the Forbidden City sold billions of them a year.
Guan Yu took out knives and cups of different sizes from his belt.
Bai Ting picked up a small knife the size of a baby's arm: "Is this also the Qinglong Yanyue Knife?"
Guan Yu nodded: "Yes, my derivative products range from XXXS to XXXL, but the most commonly used ones are S, M, and L."
Bai Ting: ...
Is that selling clothes or selling knives?
Guan Yu gushed: "In addition to classifying by size, I also selected three of them as hot styles, namely Yiwu version, INS style version and light luxury style version."
Bai Ting looked at the Qinglong Yanyue Knife, which was exactly the same as the first three, with a 5:1 reduction: "What's the difference?"
Guan Yu: "This Yiwu version, as the name suggests, is cheap and not very useful. It can be used as a model or a souvenir. After all, you can't be fooled by buying 2 yuan, and you can't be cheated by buying 2 yuan."
Bai Ting: I was really cheated when I bought this for 2 yuan!
Guan Yu: "This INS style is the smooth lines, retro cool tone, clean and simple style that current literary and artistic youth like."
Bai Ting looked at the knife that didn't match the above adjectives: "Are you sure?"
Guan Yu: "Boss Bai is superficial again. You can't judge people by their appearances, let alone knives. Come on, touch it, don't you feel very cold and INS style?"
Although the weapon model in his hand is indeed a cold weapon, it just feels cold to the touch.
Bai Ting: "How much is this?"
Guan Yu: "20."
Bai Ting: "It will indeed make you feel cold, I'm afraid you will feel cold after buying it."
Guan Yu: "This light luxury version is a little more expensive, costing 80, but it can deal with Zerg, and it is quite easy to use."
Bai Ting smiled and said nothing, he didn't see any difference between the three knives!
Bai Ting picked up the cup next to the knife and asked, "Then what's the matter with this cup?"
Guan Yu: "This is Guan Erye's thermos cup."
Bai Ting looked at the extremely thin copper cup without a lid: "Are you sure, this is a thermos cup?"
Guan Yu was dissatisfied with Bai Ting's suspicion: "Boss Bai, has he ever heard the story of warming wine and beheading Hua Xiong?"
Bai Ting, a fan of the Three Kingdoms, can memorize it fluently.
At the beginning Dong Zhuo was cruel and heartless, Yuan Shao, Cao Cao and others formed the [-] princes to attack Dong Zhuo together, Liu Guan and Zhang also went with Gongsun Zan.
As a result, Dong Zhuo's general Hua Xiong defeated the coalition forward Sun Jian when he marched into Sishui Pass, and beheaded Pan Feng and other generals one after another.The momentum of the Eighteenth Route Allied Forces was sluggish.Guan Yu took the initiative to invite Ying to fight Hua Xiong, but Yuan Shu angrily scolded the archers for showing off their might.Guan Yu said, if I can't kill Hua Xiong, I will cut off his head.
Cao Cao cherished his talents and poured wine to reward Guan Yu, but Guan Yu said, "I will drink it when I return."After a while, Guan Yu came back with Hua Xiong's head, while the wine in the cup was still warm.
Guan Yu caressed his beautiful beard: "I was unparalleled in the world, and I had nothing to say about being brave and invincible, but this cup is also very good, so that the wine can be kept warm forever."
Bai Ting: ...
Fine.
==
What Bai Ting didn't know was that half a month later, a hot post appeared on the Tianji Forum.
Skyline Forum - [Strange Stories] Section
[I killed the third-level Zerg with a cold weapon, so I ask you if you believe it or not. 】
Landlord: Young Master Li Wansan
Main Building: If you believe it, hit 1, if you don't believe it, hit 2.
1L=
111111
2L=
1 to the ten thousandth power.
……
66L=
Are the first 65 buildings a joke or a mixed score?Believe in such absurd things?
67L=
New here upstairs, haven't you seen the owner's vest?
68L=
I'm 66L, what's wrong with the landlord's vest?Is it great?
69L=
Let me popularize science for newcomers, [Yangming Li Wansan Gongzi], a well-known rich man in the skyline forum, with "Today I found out that I bought five or six planets when I was in school, but I didn't even look at it" "I bought six personal computers last year." Customizing the master mech, but I was too busy to touch it. This year I want to return to my life, and it is true to be ordinary.” “Only attending the presidential dinner today, I realized that the federal president lives in such a small house. The president’s life is really tight and poor” etc. The post became famous.Someone stripped off his vest, suspecting that he is the only son of Cheng Yaski, the richest man in the third star field.
70L=
Uh...so rich...but you can't talk nonsense even if you have money.
71L=
It's just that you think it's nonsense, and you can do a lot of things you can't even imagine with money.
……
101L Famous Li Wansan son
I did not expect to exceed 1001L, thank you for your trust.
Then I will tell you the details.
I passed by Huaxia Star two weeks ago and spent two days on the way. When I went to a scenic spot called [Guanlin], someone recommended a cold weapon to me called Qinglong Yanyue Knife.
I was disdainful at first, but he told me that the most expensive one was 80.
80 for a cold weapon?Very good, in line with my status and temperament, so I just bought a handful to play with.
I never thought about going to see the newly developed Transit Star today. On the way, I encountered a small group of low-level Zerg. The spaceship's defense performance is good, and there are many experts in the same company. It is not an obstacle at all.
I never thought how many of these low-level Zerg got into the cabin, the heavens and the earth, I was stunned.Don't dare to be too aggressive in the spaceship, lest the Zerg not be killed, and the spaceship will be killed first.
Panicked, my head probably twitched, I fumbled for things from my bracelet, and threw whatever I found at the Zerg.
With.
Xi.
group.
Correct.
I never thought that when I threw out the Qinglong Yanyue Knife that Huaxia Xing bought, I directly hacked a bug to death.
At first I thought it was just a coincidence, the worms were already dying, but I never thought that after I picked up the Qinglong Yanyue Knife and threw it out, another one died.
Really found a treasure!
102L=
I slowly typed out a row of question marks.
103L=
Upstairs +1, cold weapon against Zerg?Chinese star?
104L=
Third son, are you already this rich?Why do you want to be the navy of Huaxia Star?
105L=
Huaxia stars are already so famous, why invite so many sailors?
106L=
Get out, Huaxia Star doesn't have a navy, we are all tap water, how many times do I have to say don't look at Huaxia Star with superficial knowledge.
107L=
Come, come, every time Huaxia Star is mentioned, the forum will be full of blood.
……
==
At this moment, Bai Ting was not aware of the controversy half a month later. He was gaining ideas from Guan Yu's sale of the Qinglong Yanyue Knife, and asked the Shenzhou system: "I participated in "Intelligence Chong Chong Chong" with Ouyang Xiu, and there were two mechas in the prize. A mini-short-range starship, I will sell it to make up for the 500 million shortfall, okay?"
Shenzhou System: "No."
"Why?"
"It is not a self-produced product of Huaxia Star, and cannot be included in normal operating income."
Bai Ting was depressed, but saw that the amount of "NPC income generation" in the account kept rising.
Bai Ting was a little moved. Under Xiaoqing's call, all NPCs participated in this "homeland defense" activity.
It's just that Bai Ting patrolled around, and immediately felt ashamed of the income-generating projects of various NPCs.
It is normal for Guan Yu to sell "Qinglong Yanyue Knife" and Hua Tuo to sell a Chinese medicine jar.
For example, Ma Wencai in Liang Zhu's hometown sells embroidered shoes.
Bai Ting: "Where did you get your embroidered shoes?"
Ma Wencai said boldly: "He stole Yingtai."
Bai Ting: ... "Pervert."
Ma Wencai: "What are you thinking? I just ordered embroidered shoes from sizes 25 to 55 according to Yingtai's style."
Bai Ting: "Then you are afraid that your inventory will explode, after all, you won't be able to use a bunch of yards."
Ma Wencai directly denied: "The sale is very good, I have done a fine classification of products."
Bai Ting: ...
Ma Wencai: "My embroidered shoes can be worn by people of all ages, even pets and animals. No matter you are small and thin or tall and big, it can accommodate you. There is also a hidden height-enhancing insole as a gift."
Bai Ting: "Very good."
Those that are not practical, such as Laoshan Taoist priests, sell "stinky balls".It looks like an ordinary football, but it smells so bad that you want to jump off the building when you smell it for ten miles around.
Bai Ting was curious: "How do you refine a football with such a taste?"
Laoshan Taoist: "I just made some ordinary footballs, put them in the warehouse, and let them watch the men's football videos for three days and three nights, and they will automatically look like this."
Bai Ting: All right, men's football senior black.
Bai Ting: "But does anyone buy this thing?"
Laoshan Taoist: "Yes, it is necessary to go out to practice. If a ball is thrown out, it will be so smelly that no grass will grow, and the alien beasts and insects will not be able to survive."
Bai Ting: "Since the alien beasts and zerg cannot survive, how can the user survive?"
Laoshan Taoist: "So I also refined the matching items for sale, national football fans!"
Bai Ting was shocked: "No human trafficking."
Laoshan Taoist: "Not really." He said and took out a pill. "This is smelted from the resentment of Chinese football fans for many years and the strong and unyielding will to watch football. One is strong and healthy, two is invulnerable to all poisons, and three are all-powerful."
Bai Ting: ...
Fine.
In addition to selling items, books are also items that Huaxia NPCs are keen to sell.
Previously, Bao Zheng held the latest version of "Five-Year College Entrance Examination, Three-Year Simulation", and later there was Pan Gu's "Teach You How to Fry a Poached Egg in the Long Years". Cao Cao and Yuan Shao jointly wrote "From Enemy to Card Friend, Decryption The untold story behind the Three Kingdoms".
Of course, there are also those who do not sell real objects, but skills, such as Li Bai and Du Fu.
When Bai Ting went to check the map of Sichuan, he found that Du Fu's thatched cottage was crowded with girls with thin hair.
Bai Ting was curious, and after asking, he found out that it turns out that there are additional haircuts and haircut services here.
After the peak passenger flow period passed, Bai Ting squeezed into the inner hall and saw the poet sages and poets who were busy but still had a dusty temperament.
Bai Ting: "What's the situation?"
Li Bai: "I have recently learned a new skill - 'white hair is three thousand feet long, and the fate is like a long one', which can naturally increase hair for the majority of bald girls. Worried, hair soars as soon as you use your skills."
Bai Ting: ...
Li Bai also sighed: "It's a pity that this skill only grows white hair, otherwise the business will be better."
Brother Du Fu sang and his brother said: "Yes, this hair is too long and needs to be trimmed, so I also learned a new skill - 'scratching the white head to make it shorter, hairpin with lust', which can be done for the white-haired girl after the hair extension. Haircut."
Bai Ting: ...
How can we face up to ancient poetry in the future?
Bai Ting looked at the huge wooden sign hanging on the melodious bamboo grove in front of him - "Li Bai's hair extension, all two hundred; Du Fu's hair cut, all fifty."
It's okay, it costs two hundred and five to get a two hundred and five hairstyle, and the bald girls really go to the doctor in an emergency.
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