Picturesque mountains and rivers of the motherland

As a person with facial paralysis, Cheng Zhi once imagined under what circumstances he would panic and fight monsters.

The Federation is fully invaded by Zerg?

The President of the Federation is actually an alien spy?

In fact, he died a long time ago, and now he is a clone?

What's more, in fact, this world is all fake, and everyone is an electronic program?

However, Cheng Zhi never expected that the collapse would come so quickly.

Cheng Zhi thought, if there was a mirror in front of him right now, he would definitely be able to see his dumbfounded face in the mirror.

The only thing Cheng Zhi was thankful for was that he was not alone, and the two stunned faces beside him seemed to be a reflection of himself.

At this moment, the outlook on life and values ​​that the three of them had built for decades collapsed in an instant, shattered into slag, and crushed into mud.

Bai Ting looked at the three of them in a trance with some displeasure.

Bai Ting automatically translated the expressions of the three people as "shocked by the beauty" and "coveted the beauty".After all, when I met Xiao Hei for the first time, I was also "disoriented and unable to control my emotions".

Bai Ting instinctively created a crisis. You must know that these three people are all powerful and powerful people, so it is difficult to guarantee that they will not have the idea of ​​robbing a man from a good family.

If you want to plunder by force, you will definitely not back down, at least you still have the backing of your motherland.What I'm afraid of is that these few people talk softly, sweet talk, and Xiao Hei has a pure heart, and they are easy to be deceived.

unwise!Xiao Hei should have put on the mask first.

If Bai Ting's voice could be heard by Cheng Zhi and the other three, they would definitely vomit three catties of blood.

Salivating beauty?Hehe, who can afford this beauty.

Good hearted?Hehe, I can't fucking remember how to write the word Chunliang.

Xiao Hei didn't feel the turbulent undercurrent in the air. He glanced at the three of them, and felt that the leader, Wang Peng, looked familiar. After thinking about it carefully, this wasn't the last time Bai Ting appeared on the screen with Bai Ting when he left him for several days. The people on the screen?

Sure enough, meeting this guy is not a good thing.

Thinking of this, Xiao Hei slapped Wang Peng sharply.

Wang Peng is still in the state of a thunderbolt, and has not received Xiao Hei's eye knife.

Xiao Hei didn't like Bai Ting's eyes lingering on other people, so he took Bai Ting's arm and said coquettishly: "Bai Bai, I want to eat West Lake vinegar fish."

Bai Ting nodded repeatedly. "Okay, I'll get it for you right away."

Hearing Xiao Hei's coquettish tone, the three of Cheng Zhi got goosebumps all over their bodies.

The person in front of him is Lou Kaimo's face, that's right!

It's Lou Kaimo's voice, there's nothing wrong with that!

But it's creepy everywhere.

If someone had told them before that Lou Kaimo would act like a baby in order to eat a fish, they would probably like it and send him to a mental institute.

==

The five of them stepped into the villa in an atmosphere full of ghosts.

Bai Ting went to the kitchen to cook first, and Xiao Hei naturally followed him like conjoined twins.

The Chinese-style wooden frame glass door of the kitchen was slowly opened, and the three people in the living room looked at each other.

Gu Guanyu looked at Wang Peng: "Old Wang, you pat me twice."

Wang Peng was not polite, and directly slapped Gu Guanyu twice on the face.

Gu Guanyu screamed, "Cao Nima, Wang Peng, am I digging your ancestral grave?"

Wang Peng is innocent, obviously you asked me to beat him.

It is difficult for the three of them to describe their feelings at this time, the joy of reunion, the relief of being liberated from months of depression, and the sadness of wanting to hug each other and cry, but none of them can match the blow of "Weird Lou Kaimo" in front of them.

Cheng Zhi was the brain responsible for the Shenglou Group, and was the first to calm down.

Looking at the two lingering (big mistake!) figures in the kitchen, he rubbed the space between his brows with his right hand.

"It's the boss, right?" Cheng Zhi said.

Gu Guanyu: "Although I find it unbelievable, it is indeed the appearance of the boss."

Wang Peng hesitated for a moment, then nodded. "What should we do now?"

Gu Guanyu: "What should I do? Of course, I have to quickly pull the boss to see his brain." No matter how stupid Gu Guanyu is, he can tell that the boss's mind is definitely out of order.

Cheng Zhi and Wang Peng looked at each other, and felt that the matter was not that simple, and a long-term plan was needed.

Not long after, Bai Ting prepared dinner, and a large table of delicacies was placed on the dining table, which was delicious in color, fragrance and taste.

The three of Cheng Zhi looked at Xiao Hei who was busy carrying bowls and dishes, and their normal expressions finally became complicated again.

On the dining table, there is a dish of West Lake Vinegar Fish, a dish of Fire Fang in Honey Sauce, a plate of boiled prawns, a serving of blue crab with egg yolk, and five bowls of ordinary wontons.The aroma lingered in the room, making the already hungry people even more hungry.

Gu Guanyu was the first to sit at the table, and stretched out his hand to the egg yolk blue crab with a clear goal.However, before touching the food, Gu Guanyu's hand was opened by a pair of chopsticks.

Gu Guanyu, who had the most food in the world, raised his head angrily, and saw Lou Kaimo's indifferent face.

Gu Guanyu:? ? ?

Bai Ting invited everyone to sit down together.

Xiao Hei was very considerate to serve Bai Thimphu dishes, and after a while, Bai Ting's plate was full of hills.

Gu Guanyu looked at Lou Kaimo, who had "gentle and virtuous" written all over his body, turned his face sideways, and exchanged a glance with Cheng Zhi.

"It's rare for the boss to look like a firework now, but he's actually pretty good." Gu Guanyu whispered.

Cheng Zhi smiled very wisely, and gave Gu Guanyu a smile of "you are so innocent".

Gu Guanyu stretched out his hand again, aiming at the egg yolk blue crab, but was knocked off by Lou Kaimo again.

Gu Guanyu:? ? ?

Then Gu Guanyu saw that Lou Kaimo divided the wontons into bowls for each person, and then threw all the dishes on the table in front of Bai Ting.

Wontons in clear soup with little water and fragrant stir-fried vegetables are clearly distinguished on a small dining table.

Lou Kaimo's meaning is obvious, you each have a bowl of wonton, and you don't have a share of dishes.

Gu Guanyu growled from the bottom of his heart: "Damn, it turns out that the old brain hasn't changed after it's broken!"Tenderness belongs to others!It's still the same for me!Nothing has changed!It's just that there are more double standards!

Bai Ting apologized a little: "I'm sorry, Xiao Hei has a relatively large appetite. Are you full with a bowl of wontons?"

Gu Guanyu really wanted to say, "Of course I can't eat enough! I want to eat shrimp! I want to eat crab!" But when he met Lou Kaimo's gaze, his timidity of being at a disadvantage for many years made trouble for him again, so he had to swallow his words down.

"Enough is enough." Cheng Zhi continued.

Xiao Hei glanced at him, um, this person is fairly knowledgeable.

A supper started in a weird atmosphere.

In all honesty, this wonton is not as tempting as other dishes, but it is quite delicious.The boiled chicken soup, the skin as thin as cicada's wings, the bright green onion, and the fresh lean meat are enough to activate people's taste buds and increase people's appetite.

However, after a few mouthfuls, the three of Cheng Zhi put down their spoons at the same time, including Gu Guanyu, who had the largest appetite.

"Bai Bai, this is delicious, try it." Xiao Hei took a piece of the fattest part of the West Lake vinegar fish.

Bai Ting didn't speak, and returned a shrimp.

Watching the interaction between the two of them, Cheng Zhi and the others felt that the world was becoming more and more mysterious.

A year ago, if someone said to them:

Lou Kaimo is a gossip who talks non-stop even after eating.

Lou Kaimo would serve vegetables to the people around him every two mouthfuls.

Lou Kaimo didn't mind the tableware stained by other people's saliva at all.

They would probably say: "There is no need for treatment for delusional disorder at this level, just send it to the crematorium."

But at this moment, they wanted to insert the brain-healing medicine directly into their scalps.

Even if they knew what might be wrong with the boss's head, they still couldn't accept such a bizarre scene.

a long time.

Cheng Zhi couldn't help interrupting the harmonious, beautiful and weird painting style in front of him. "May I ask Boss Bai, what is your relationship with this Mr. Hei?"

Bai Ting took a mouthful of crab roe in his mouth, and after a long time, he thought of the most appropriate word: "Family."

Family, what a wonderful existence in this foreign land.

Cheng Zhi was startled, and looked at Xiao Hei.Xiao Hei obviously liked Bai Ting's answer, he lowered his head halfway, with a smile in his eyes.

Probably Cheng Zhi's gaze stayed on Xiao Hei for too long, Bai Ting was a little displeased, and covered Xiao He aside.

Cheng Zhi: ...

No, do I look that much like a pervert?Even if it's a pervert, I'm not good at perverting anyone. I've taken a bear's heart and a leopard's guts, no, did I take dementia medicine?

Soon, the three of Cheng Zhi discovered that they might not have taken dementia medicine, but they should have taken sobriety medicine.

"Bai Bai, the recent crabs are very delicious. Shall we make steamed crabs tomorrow?"

Bai Ting nodded while peeling the shrimp.

Xiao Hei stared at Bai Ting's hand motionlessly, with pitiful eyes.

With a tacit understanding, Bai Ting handed the shrimp to Xiao Hei's mouth.

While the little black swallowed the shrimp, he did not forget to lightly lick Bai Ting's fingers with his tongue. "The white-peeled shrimp is really delicious."

The whole group of Shenglou Group stared blankly at the two who regarded them as air.

Cheng Zhi: It's too scary, please wake me up from the nightmare, or change to a normal dream.

Wang Peng: Once upon a time, there was a ruthless president of Tianliang Wang Po who was placed in front of me. I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it until I lost it.If God gives me a chance to start all over again, I will tell him, you are so kind!

Gu Guanyu had no mental activity, his mind was blank, like the wonton soup still full in front of him, and the floating green onions seemed to be mocking him: "Young man, the pattern is broken."

After half an hour.

Bai Ting rubbed his stomach, obviously he ate at Tang Sheng's, but he still ate to his heart's content.

Bai Ting put down his chopsticks, only then did he notice the three people who hadn't eaten.

"Not to your liking?" Bai Ting asked.

Only then did Cheng Zhi regain his senses from the twitching corner of his mouth, looked at Bai Ting, then at Xiao Hei who was consciously packing up the dishes, and said, "I don't know that Boss Bai opened the door to our old building." Mo knows geometry?"

Bai Ting was speechless for a while.

How good is this person, asking the same question over and over again?

In the end, Bai Ting held back his temper and gave a standard smile: "Mr. Lou must be an excellent person, so that you can keep talking about it. If you have time someday, you must visit him in person!"

Cheng Zhi observed Bai Ting's expression and became more and more convinced of his guess.

"Boss Bai probably doesn't know our boss well, does he?"

Bai Ting wanted to ask back—why should I know?How can I understand?I would like to know more about Jack Ma, and share wealth with him by the way, is he willing?

Bai Ting still had a smile on his face: "For a person like Mr. Lou, we should naturally look up to him. If we understand him, then he is qualified for someone like Mr. Cheng who gets along day and night."

Cheng Zhi looked at Bai Ting's mellow response, and simply cut to the chase. "Boss Bai might as well click on the search engine now and search for the photos of our boss."

Bai Ting felt that his good temper had reached a critical point.What's wrong with this man!

Bai Ting originally wanted to end the conversation with "It's late at night, everyone go to bed early", but he saw Cheng Zhi's expression was extremely serious, not like a joke.

After all, Bai Ting clicked on the search engine, and entered the five words "Lou Kai Mo Photo" in the search bar.

The Internet speed of the Federal Era exceeded expectations, and the search and classification functions were also accurate and complete.

The Federation's search engine already has a high level of artificial intelligence, and it will determine the content that searchers most likely want to see under each keyword based on the people's daily search results.

Obviously, the users who search for "Loukaimo's photo" are not business people, and 90.00% of them are Loukaimo's fans.Therefore, the search engine also defaulted to placing the photos with the highest download rate from all angles of Lou Kaimo on the first page of the search results.

Bai Ting stared blankly at the full screen of photos.

Each one is a beautiful face in the prosperous age, which is enough for him, a "beauty lover", or "face dog" for short, to collect carefully.

Bai Ting's first reaction was—is there something wrong with the searcher?Pulled out Xiao Hei's photo from his photo album?

The second reaction was - no, he had never seen these photos.

Cheng Zhi looked at Bai Ting's expression and became more and more sure of his previous guess.

He remained silent for a moment to give Bai Ting some buffer period.

After a long time, Bai Ting raised his head.

Bai Ting: "Boss Lou, you look a lot like my Xiao Hei."

Cheng Zhi: ...

The air froze for a moment, Cheng Zhi sighed softly: "Boss Bai, I think you are also a smart person, there is no need to pretend to be stupid."

At this moment, Bai Ting's thoughts and emotions were in chaos, like a pot of burnt rice porridge.

He naturally knew that this was not a coincidence of similar looks, and it was not a bloody drama of twins.

The jade pendant with the word "ink" engraved on Xiao Hei's body.

Xiao Hei is wearing expensive equipment.

Xiao Hei's skills and abilities are obviously among the masters.

Xiao Hei is obviously stupid and idiotic, but still has an outstanding temperament.

Everything blatantly showed that this person was Lou Kaimo.

It seems that it is bloody, but reasonable.

Xiao Hei threw the last plate into the dishwasher, saw Bai Ting's face was livid, and felt displeased, so he stepped forward, blocking Cheng Zhi's line of sight for questioning.

Cheng Zhi stood up and nodded towards Bai Ting: "Boss Bai, I will visit again tomorrow. It can be seen that you and Lou Boss have a very good relationship, but you must know that the person you know is not the real Lou Boss. rights, and have no right to restrict and block him."

After Cheng Zhi finished speaking, he patted Wang Peng and Gu Guanyu, signaling them to leave together.

Bai Ting sat where he was, forgetting to get up to see him off.

==

late at night.

The stars are shining brightly tonight, and the starlight quietly sprinkles into the house.

The little tortoise slid twice in the fish tank against the sky, climbed onto the stone, and planned to take a starlight bath.Circles of ripples swayed in the water tank, and the light swayed into broken diamonds on the water surface.

Against the sky, paralyzed on the stone, he suddenly found a figure standing by the window in front of the fish tank.He reflexively wanted to retract his head back into the turtle shell, but found Bai Ting standing by the window.

In Guards' impression, when Bai Ting came back to this room, he basically just washed and slept. He was heartless, and occasionally fell asleep.Compared with the other person who often stared at him with eyes examining food, the little turtle naturally liked this person more.

The little turtle crawled to the side of the fish tank, poked its head, and saw Bai Ting was holding a small display screen in his hand, with earphones plugged into his ears, obviously looking at something.

What are you looking at?

Against the sky, he couldn't see the screen, he could only see the flickering light on the screen.

Guards: In the middle of the night, creeping around, sneaking around, could it be that he is watching a small reed?

Looking at Bai Ting's extremely focused expression, Guards became more and more sure of his thoughts.

Ni Tian recalled the exclamation of a certain eminent monk by the West Lake back then, "Wrap yourself in lust, like a silkworm cocoon. A wise man can give up, and he will not get rid of all suffering." Ni Tian wanted to give this warning word to Bai Ting.

It's a pity that it hasn't cultivated yet, so it can't speak human words, so it can only stare at Bai Ting with bean eyes, trying to influence him and make him pure.

Suddenly, he saw a crystal liquid slipping from the corner of Bai Ting's eyes.

This is... crying?

Is it so true to see the little reed?

Guards was a little at a loss.

Human emotions are really complicated.