Picturesque mountains and rivers of the motherland

The butler closest to the door opened it casually.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

There were several screams, one after another, as if Teacher Gong Linna was singing "Uneasy".

The pensive Bai Ting was interrupted by a scream, and only then raised his head. His pupils trembled rapidly and his facial muscles convulsed.

A snake pokes in outside the door, specifically, a snake head pokes in.

Incomparably huge snake head.

Because the snake's gate is small, only the oval and triangular snake's head can barely penetrate into the room.

The snake's head is covered with green patterns of different shades, and the patterns are complicated. From an artistic point of view, it is very ornamental.But when placed on a huge creature, and the skin undulates slightly with breathing, it is a bit scary.

The cyan snake head opened its mouth slightly, and spat snake letters at everyone in the room.

The song "Uneasy" sounded again.

After a while, the green snake suddenly opened its eyes, as if about to attack.The few people in the house jumped up and down again, fleeing in a panic.Just as everyone outside Baiting was desperately hiding in the inner corner of the house, the green snake hiccupped and vomited out a strong smell of Orleans grilled chicken wings.

Bai Ting: ...

It seems that Xiaoqing did not eat less chicken wings today.

Bai Tingchao looked terrified behind him, and the person who wished to merge with the wall said, "It's okay, I don't know how to eat people."

After finishing speaking, he took a visual inspection of Menkuan and Xiaoqing's posture, and said, "Let's talk outside."

Xiaoqing shrank her head back.

When Bai Ting walked out of the villa, he saw that the relatively spacious courtyard was crowded with two snakes, and there was hardly any place to stay.The flowers, trees and rest chairs placed in the courtyard were also crowded and crumbling.

Thinking deeply, Bai Ting slightly opened the courtyard door, and was relieved to see that the crowd outside the courtyard was hurrying and nothing unusual.

It seems that Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing transformed directly in the yard, and it would be good if the impact can be reduced to a controllable range.

Fortunately, Bai Tingxin specially expanded the yard a while ago in order to make Xiao Hei move more comfortably, otherwise the two aunts would not be able to accommodate them.

==

It was also the first time Bai Ting saw Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing's bodies.

Bai Ting thought of going to Chimelong Zoo in Guangzhou back then.There is an area in the zoo called the Golden Snake Secret Realm, which is full of snakes.There are very few tourists in this area, which is in stark contrast to the crowds in other places. After all, people are still full of fear of snakes.

The girls in the same group gave up browsing the area and walked directly from the side road. Only he and another male classmate entered.

He has no fear of reptiles and, of course, no liking.Although the snakes in the park are all over the left and right, above the head, and on the floor at 360 degrees, they are all inside the glass, and there is no physical fear.

The male classmate who was traveling with him didn’t know if it was because of his surname Xu that he was particularly keen on snakes. He patted the glass cover and excitedly said to a python with black and gold patterns: “Hey, are you Bai Suzhen’s younger sister? My name is Xu, 500 years ago And Xu Xian is a family."

Bai Ting: ...

Student Xu: "I'm still single, let's get to know each other."

Bai Ting said speechlessly: "Do you want to see if there is a transfer device at the end first, and identify the male and female?"

Xu classmate stared at the snake and thought for a long time: "The male one is also fine."

Bai Ting: ...

Seeing the bodies of Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing at this moment, Bai Ting has only one thought. "Student Xu, you are a fierce man!"

Of course, Xu Xian is not an ordinary person.

==

Bai Ting re-entered the house and called out the few people who were still in shock.

Several people hesitated for a long time, seeing that Bai Ting was safe and sound, they moved timidly to the front door, but resolutely refused to step out of the door frame, and only peeped inside the door.It seems that this room is some kind of place made by gods, and all evil spirits cannot step in.

In order to show that Xiaoqing and Bai Suzhen are harmless, Bai Ting stretched out his right hand and raised it above his head.

Xiaoqing seemed to have a tacit understanding, slightly lowered the snake's head, and it just rested on Bai Ting's palm.

But because Bai Ting's arms are too slender, and Xiao Qing's snake head is too big, the picture does not have the aesthetic feeling of "killing the face", only a sense of fear.

On the other side, Bai Suzhen was a little dissatisfied with Bai Ting's favoritism, so she opened her mouth and spit out the letter. "Hiss~ hiss~"

"Boss Bai, be careful!" Inside the house, the boy's father shouted loudly.The others were so frightened that they covered their eyes with their hands, as if they couldn't bear to see the bloody scene.

Bai Ting heard the movement, looked up 45 degrees obliquely, and saw the sharp fangs of the white snake.

Even though Bai Ting was a fan of horror movies at level [-] and a master of monsters at level [-], he couldn't help but tremble a few times when he saw this scene.

The human eyes and the snake eyes looked at each other for a moment, Bai Ting had an epiphany and understood Bai Suzhen's intentions.

Bai Ting turned his head back, put his gaze flat, stretched out his left hand, raised it high, and made it level with his right hand, making a gesture of lifting the sun.

Through the cracks in the palms of the people in the room, they saw the miraculous scene in front of them——

A handsome and handsome man stood calmly, with his hands raised above his head in the shape of a water tank, but these hands were not holding a water tank, but two huge and terrifying snake heads.The two snakes rested on the palm of the man's palm, looking fierce and vicious, rubbing their fangs and spitting letters from time to time.

Everyone just thinks this picture is scary, horrifying, and a bit cool?

Bai Ting looked at everyone in the room with a smile, and lived up to Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing's good intentions, and said in the sweetest voice, like the host of a children's channel: "Look, isn't it cute? This is not a wild beast. They are good partners of human beings! Look, they are greeting you!"

Everyone in the room shook their heads like rattles, obviously resisting this good friend of mankind.

Bai Ting could only continue: "You all should have read the story of the West Lake Theater, right? The White Snake and the Green Snake are the embodiment of justice and beauty, and they won't hurt anyone."

Bai Ting's speech promoting "truth, goodness and beauty" seemed to have an effect, and everyone in the room nodded in panic.

Bai Ting was very satisfied. Sure enough, the beautiful images of folk stories can move people's hearts the most and eliminate fear.

Bai Ting didn't know that everyone's aspirations were like this at the moment.

Housekeeper: I was wrong. It turns out that it is not a wild beast, but Boss Bai's domesticated beast.I didn't expect Boss Bai to be such an unfathomable animal tamer at such a young age. I really can't offend him. I must make the young master apologize later.

Pretty Girl: Such a handsome and strong man, so tempting!

Kill Matt Youth: Master!What a master!Can I worship him as a teacher?The tenth-level supernatural animal trainer I've seen is even less than one ten-thousandth of it!

The child's father: There are such hidden masters in the world, even more powerful than the champion of the beast trainer conference last year. These two giant snakes are extraordinary at first glance, and they are probably high-level alien beasts above level eight.

Little boy: Woohoo, so the original White Snake in "Legend of the White Lady" is like this!God, please take back the desire to marry the white lady that I prayed to you yesterday.

Everyone has their own opinions, but they have reached a consensus that they will change their past and not hold each other accountable.

==

After sending away the complainants, Bai Ting and the two giant snakes continued to stare.

"Change back, my small courtyard is almost collapsed by you." Bai Ting said helplessly.

The giant snake disappeared, and the two graceful women returned to the courtyard.

Looking at the mess in the courtyard, Bai Ting thought of the kindness of the two of them, and couldn't bear to be harsh after all.

"In the future, don't use your body to scare people."

Xiaoqing pouted: "It's not the boss, you said that no one here is afraid of snakes."

Bai Ting: "Ask yourself! Can you compare with ordinary snakes?"

Xiaoqing: "Will I be kicked out of the species when I grow up? Is the fat person considered human?"

Xiaoqing succeeded in forcing the analogy, but Bai Ting was speechless to refute.

Xiaoqing continued to work hard: "Is there a snake sign on the grass you set up? If not, you are not deceiving consumers!"

It makes sense and cannot be refuted.

Bai Ting sighed: "Okay, if there is a snake, there will be a snake, but don't be so big to scare people, it's good to be small, I'm also worried about the safety of both of you, the big tree attracts the wind, and the big snake... I'm afraid that someone will greedy your body."

Xiaoqing: ...

In the end, Bai Ting, Xiao Qing, and Bai Suzhen discussed the final solution.

If a tourist throws away garbage at will and tramples on flowers and trees, he will be chased by the magic snake summoned by Xiaoqing.The little snake is non-venomous and will not hurt people, but it will never stop chasing people to death.

If you want to get rid of this state, learn from the method of the red and white female ghost in [Fengmen Village], let the tourist sort out the garbage, complete the garbage cleaning work for one hour, and complete an environmental protection answer at the same time, then the state can be stopped.

In order to avoid unnecessary disputes, Bai Ting decided to put this reminder in the tourist login instructions and ticket purchase contract.

==

Bai Ting didn't know that his not-so-serious decision set off a bloodbath on the forum.

Skyline Forum - [Sky South Sea North] section

New post [Seeking an answer to "Huaxia Star Garbage Sorting"! 】

Landlord: dizzy

I!real!of!quick!Crazy!up!

The landlord just dropped a drink bottle, and was chased by a group of small snakes.

The landlord asked the administrator of the scenic spot for help, and the administrator said that it would take an hour of garbage sorting to get rid of it!

but!Who knows what dry garbage, wet garbage, and harmful garbage are!

1L=

It's like seeing a bosom friend!I was also forced to sort garbage!

Damn, can I sue Huaxia Xing, why restrict personal freedom?

2L=

Hehe, I just came back from Huaxia Star, and I think the boss did the right thing!Huaxia Star is the cleanest and tidy planet I have ever seen!

3L=

If you don't litter, you won't have a series of problems later, and you will suffer on your own.

4L=

I have never been to Huaxia Star. I am a resident of Yikelan Travel Star, and I am deeply troubled by tourists littering.I want to ask my colleagues for a plan.

5L=

Upstairs, does your planet have the kind of little snakes that chase after people who throw garbage?It looks like an ordinary snake, but it is more powerful than artificial intelligence.In short, if you don't pick up trash, the snake won't stop.

6L=

Then pick up the trash, it's not difficult.

7L=

Picking up rubbish is not difficult, what is difficult is sorting the rubbish.

……

666L Head dizzy

I am the landlord, and I have deeply realized my mistake!The scenery in China is beautiful, the food is delicious, and I don’t want to leave. I will change my mind and stop throwing garbage in the future. Please give me an answer to the environmental protection questionnaire after picking up garbage.

777L=

Oh, how difficult can the exam be?

778L Landlord

Question: You bumped into a girl with big breasts, and the girl's milk tea spilled all over you, what should you do?

779L flat chest offended who

Why the emphasis on big boobs?

780L=

Take her shopping for new clothes!dinner!Want a phone!I've even thought of a name for our future child!

781L=

The poor man could only take out a tissue to help the girl wipe it off, and take advantage of the opportunity.

782L=

The obscene dogs and wretched men upstairs can get fucked.If it's me, I apologize first, and then pay the dry cleaning fee.

783L Landlord

My answer is the same as the one above, and the correct answer is - "Let the girl pour the remaining liquid into the sewer, put the pearls and pudding in the milk tea into the wet garbage, and throw the rest into the dry garbage!"

784L=

(⊙o⊙)...

785L=

Sure enough

779L Landlord

Question: What should you do if you see a strong man holding a red lace bra?

780L=

Brawny?Of course avoid it.

781L=

This is obviously hooliganism, we must call the police as soon as possible!

782L women's big brother

If it's me, I will happily share my women's clothing experience with him!

783L Landlord

The answer is - come forward and tell him that the used clothes are recyclable garbage, please don't throw them away.

784L=

amount……

785L=

Feeling nerve-wrecked, I think it's better not to litter...

786L=

I think the above is right!

787L=

My God, I am from the Federal Environmental Protection Agency, and I have been troubled by federal environmental protection issues. I feel that Huaxia Star has provided new ideas. I wonder if I can learn from Huaxia Star.

788L=

Upstairs, promise me, a fine will be imposed, and community labor will do, don't mess with Huaxia Star, it's too insane.

==

At this moment, Bai Ting didn't know the waves that would be caused by this decision, and he was rushing to Huazu Temple non-stop.Compared with environmental issues, he still cares more about Xiao Hei's physical condition.

Huazu nunnery in Bozhou, Anhui.

Hua Tuo was tinkering with the medicine pot while humming an out-of-key version of "Rolling Yangtze River East Passing Water".Xiao Hei sat on the long wooden bench, bored.

The fragrance of the medicine filled the air, and a few wisps of smoke rose slowly, hitting the ceiling and forming a cloud of medicine.

Bai Ting stepped into the door and heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that the expressions of the two were as usual.

"Doctor Hua, how is Xiao Hei's condition?"

Hua Tuo stopped moving his hands: "Basically he has recovered, and the problem of natural spiritual defects has been cured."

"What about the toxin?"

"Also removed."

Bai Ting looked Xiao Hei up and down for a long time, and leaned closer to him: "Do you still remember who I am?"

Xiao Hei gave him a look of caring for the mentally handicapped.

Bai Ting asked Hua Tuo: "But it doesn't seem to have changed?"

Hua Tuo shook his head: "The toxin has already affected the hippocampus and frontal cortex of his brain. Although the toxin has been eliminated, the impact may be irreversible."

Bai Ting hesitated: "You mean, he will always be a little fool in the future?"

Hua Tuo sighed lightly: "Don't worry, in this vast China, I'm afraid there won't be a solution. Besides, it's okay to be stupid. Stupid people have stupid blessings. Human beings are easy to live in pain, but they have too much wisdom."

Bai Ting and Xiao Hei looked at each other, full of thoughts.

Oh yes, you asked Bai Ting why he asked questions about inborn spiritual power defects and toxins, but did not ask about the third symptom.

Because after Bai Ting went back, according to Hua Tuo's inference that "it's hard to say, although it's not a serious problem, it's very troublesome", and the precious medicinal materials such as "velvet antler and Maca" as a gift, Bai Ting automatically judged that Xiao Hei's third Item symptoms are kidney deficiency and impotence.This kind of illness that men in the world are unwilling to talk about, let him resign himself to fate.

Xiao Hei: If I have kidney deficiency or impotence, don’t you know if you try it?