Picturesque mountains and rivers of the motherland

In the end, Bai Ting did not list [Mount Tai] as the venue for the Federal Conference on Research and Treatment of Intractable Diseases.

It’s not that I’m worried about Wu Meiniang’s uncertain weather, but because most of the supporting hotels are located on the top of the mountain, which may be convenient for tourists, but it’s a hindrance for those who participate in the conference, especially nearly half of the participants are seriously ill patients .

Bai Ting decided to continue unlocking the [Laoshan] scenic spot as planned.

Laoshan, located in the east of Qingdao, Shandong, on the coast of the Yellow Sea, has the reputation of "No.1 mountain on the sea".

Laoshan was a place that Bai Ting loved very much before he traveled.Most of the time, Bai Ting likes the sunny and sunny weather with no clouds, but only in Laoshan, Bai Ting especially loves the scenery covered by clouds and fog.I can't see the mountains, forests, seas and stones of Mount Lao clearly, and all objects are only faintly visible outlines, like a very simple Chinese landscape painting, full of artistic conception and reverie.

"Sit and watch the clouds rise" on the top of Laoshan Mountain is the "ten things you should try" listed in Bai Ting's travel notes.

At this moment, Mount Lao, which is unlocked by the Shenzhou system, is also in a state of being full of clouds, which wins Bai Ting's favor.

"Let's go, I'll take you to see the joy floating in the sea of ​​clouds." Bai Ting pulled Xiao Hei and said.The destination of the two is the Star Picking Pavilion on Jufeng, which Bai Ting believes is the most beautiful place to watch the sea of ​​clouds.

Walking to the middle of the mountain, there is a huge stone on the side of the road, and an old man is sitting on the stone, with a fairy demeanor, a childlike face, and a high spirit.

It seems to be the Laoshan NPC.

Bai Ting didn't even need to ask, he knew that this person must be a Laoshan Taoist priest.

After all, the story of "Laoshan Taoist" is well known and familiar.

A Deng Tuzi met a fairy in Laoshan, and asked him to teach him magic.For more than a month, the Taoist priest only ordered him to go to the mountain to cut firewood. Dengtuzi was miserable and wanted to leave.

One night, Deng Tuzi saw the master drinking with two guests.During the banquet, the master cut the full moon with paper, which was dazzling and bright, filling the room with splendor.A pot of fine wine is inexhaustible.As soon as the chopsticks are thrown away, the beauty falls from the sky, singing and dancing.

Deng Tuzi gave up the idea of ​​going home.

However, one month later, the Taoist priest did not teach him any alchemy, and the apprentice was so miserable that he resigned, hoping that the master would teach him some magic before he left.The Taoist priest taught the art of piercing the wall.

Deng Tuzi went home to show off to others, but his wife didn't believe him, so he performed it himself, but he hit his head on the wall and got a big bag.

Bai Ting remembered that when he was young, his Chinese teacher told this story in class and interpreted it.

The content of the interpretation is that Dengtuzi has not passed the test of Taoist priests, cannot endure hardships, there are no shortcuts in the world, and so on.

Very standard interpretation.

However, the young Bai Ting questioned: "Then why can't Taoist priests teach some basic exercises from the beginning? Let people see the future? It's right to let people cut firewood to sharpen their minds, but don't they also hold the idea of ​​free and cheap labor?" ? Even relying on spells to hang people, but they can’t teach them? After all, teach apprentices and starve masters to death?”

Bai Ting liked to think about problems from very tricky angles when he was young. For example, when the teacher talked about "Seven Colored Flowers", the children were all moved by the righteousness of the protagonist, but Bai Ting asked curiously: "Why does the little girl not make a wish on the last petal?" Give me a flower of seven colors', so that it will be endless."

Another example is when the teacher talked about "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", when he mentioned Liu Bei's righteousness and benevolence, Bai Ting listed all kinds of odd angles, showing that Liu Bei is an unscrupulous hypocrite, far inferior to the real villain Cao Cao.Yes, although Bai Ting is a Zhuge fan, he is a Liu Beihei.

The poor and beautiful primary school Chinese teacher was asked many times in a row, and finally had to call the parents: "Can you make the child's thinking correct?"

Even now, Bai Ting still thinks that Taoist priests in Laoshan may not be absolutely right, especially after seeing too many bosses who oppress and deceive fresh graduates in the news.

The old man spoke first: "A Taoist priest in Mount Lao, do you think you are Bai Ting, the host of the Shenzhou system?"

Bai Ting nodded.

Laoshan Taoist: "The distinguished guests come from afar, so I naturally want to entertain them."

Bai Ting waved his hand: "I'll leave after a round of inspection, don't bother."

Laoshan Taoist: "Don't be in a hurry, please let me do my best as a landlord."

After finishing speaking, they clapped their hands together, and saw a huge Chinese house suddenly appearing on the open space. There were dazzling crystal lights hanging in the house, and a soft and luxurious brocade underneath.

"Please sit down." Laoshan Taoist said.

As soon as it came, Bai Ting simply pulled Xiao Hei to sit down at the wooden table.

Laoshan Taoist priests clapped their palms, and several graceful girls held silver plates and served the dishes on the table.

In the center of the dining table is a plate bigger than a washbasin, on which are boiled shrimp.The prawns are small in size and look very appetizing.

"Try it quickly." Laoshan Taoist enthusiastically said.

Bai Ting stretched out his chopsticks, and when he was about to pick up shrimp, he suddenly remembered a passage that everyone used to say in the small talk show theater back then.

"There are four signs of Chinese local tyrants. Dare to help grandpa and aunt, dare to take pictures of Ma Yun's graffiti, dare to buy roadside cakes, dare to order Qingdao prawns."

Bai Ting's mind suddenly rang an alarm, put down his chopsticks, and said calmly, "I don't eat shrimp."

It was not Taoist priests who answered him, but the Shenzhou system.

"Congratulations to the host! See through the 'prawn trap' and get the reward 'The unlocking amount of any attraction is halved.'"

Bai Ting breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately he was vigilant and did not forget the social news of 'a prawn 38'.

The Laoshan Taoist still smiled like a fairy, and said in a calm manner: "Young man, I think you have a strange bone, and you are a piece of material. Do you want to worship me as a teacher?"

Bai Ting shook his head.

In the story of "Laoshan Taoist", Deng Tuzi asked the Taoist priest to accept him as his disciple after a thousand prayers. Now he is so active in throwing an olive branch, I am afraid it is strange.

Could it be that no one helped him chop firewood?So take the initiative?

Thinking of this, Bai Ting resolutely refused.

The Taoist sighed quietly and talked about his life. "I was an ordinary woodcutter back then, with blood and blood on my back."

Bai Ting: Isn't it contradictory to be ordinary and to bear bloody hatred?

Taoist: "One day when I was chopping firewood, I fell off a cliff and fell into a cave."

Bai Ting: Why are all Jin Yong's ways?Will the next step be to discover the secret script and practice the magical skills?

Taoist: "An old man came out of the cave. 'My young friend, did you drop this golden axe, or the silver axe, or this copper axe?'"

Bai Ting:? ? ?You won't be meeting the old man Zhenfeijing, will you?After all, the river god who made a hundred thousand cold jokes is quite handsome.

Taoist: "So I told him that I lost all three axes!"

Bai Ting: ...

Taoist: "The old man smiled and said: 'I have never seen such a brazen person! It is a pity that such a person chops firewood. I decided to pass on all the knowledge I have learned in my life to you.'"

Bai Ting: Although the process is tortuous, the final result is still a miracle.However, this story does not conform to the core values ​​of socialism, and I give you a bad review.

Taoist: "When I see you today, it's like seeing me back then. If I don't teach you what I have learned in life, how can I be worthy of the sincerity of seeing you like old friends at first sight?"

Bai Ting: ...

Bai Ting had no choice but to applaud the Laoshan Taoist from the bottom of his heart.

The swearing that went around a lot, respectively adopted the "story layer by layer, routine layer by layer progressive method", "suddenly looking back, I just want to scold you method" and "hurt the enemy one thousand and self-harm one thousand two methods" .

Laoshan Taoist seemed to be able to hear what Bai Ting was thinking, and said sincerely: "I am really not joking, but I sincerely want to teach lifelong knowledge."

Bai Ting waved his hand: "Don't. My teacher in the options and futures trading class told me that it is easy to be short-lived. I think you are expected to live a long life, so don't lose your lifespan."

Laoshan Taoist sighed, and said with a look of reluctance, "Don't mention it, let's eat."

It's still a long way to go up Laoshan, and Bai Ting is also a little hungry.He was very vigilant, only drank the tea in front of him and a few mouthfuls of rice, and did not touch other delicacies.

Xiao Hei was originally a foodie, but when he saw that Bai Ting hadn't eaten a mouthful of the tasty and delicious food on the table, he simply gave up.It's just that he couldn't eat the bland white rice, so he just sat upright and waited for Bai Ting to finish eating.

After eating half a bowl of rice, Bai Ting decided not to eat anymore, and planned to cook some home-cooked dishes when he got back to the West Lake.

"Thank you for the hospitality." Bai Ting said politely.

The old man narrowed his eyes with a smile.

Bai Tington felt bad.

really.

Shenzhou system: "The host eats a total of 6899 pieces of Laoshan rice, and needs to pay Laoshan Taoist priests 6899 million federal currency."

Bai Ting: ...

I was careless, thinking that I had avoided the pit of prawns being counted only, but I didn't expect the other party to be so crazy that the rice was counted as grains.

"One grain of rice is 1 yuan, do you think it is reasonable?" Bai Ting didn't want to get entangled in the calculation by grain, so he started from another angle.He also helped many friends protect consumer rights back then, and knew how to confront unscrupulous traders.

Laoshan Taoist is also a veteran: "My rice looks ordinary, but its connotation is extraordinary. The essence of China for 5000 years is concentrated in this one. I opened a small plot of 999 mu on the top of Laoshan Mountain, surrounded by mountains. The soil is taken from the deep mountains of Heilongjiang and Jilin, and only the black soil of the surrounding thousand-year-old ginseng is dug. The water comes from the Yarlung Zangbo River, and only the whiteness of the snow on the top of the mountain where the river water originates is taken. The fertilizer is taken from the feces of South China tigers and Amur tigers, and only The feces of young and strong tigers are taken. The rice seeds are blessed by the Nuwa Empress, blessed by Guanyin and the Land God, and certified by Qin Shihuang to Nurhachi! The farm tools used are all made of [-] pure gold..."

Bai Ting: "Stop!"

Bai Ting understood this trick.

This approach is the same as the expensive hot pot restaurant before crossing.Apart from gorgeous decoration and good service, what else is worth making customers pay ten times the price for hot pot?It is natural to work hard on raw materials.The fat cattle were slaughtered from Inner Mongolia and drove over thousands of kilometers. The duck blood in bean sauce was airlifted from Sichuan. The green vegetables were transported by a special plane from Southeast Asia on the same day.

Of course, after investigation by the Market Supervision and Administration Bureau, nine out of ten high-end hot pot restaurants are all raw materials purchased in the local wholesale market.

However, Bai Ting is not a market supervision bureau, so he can't check the other party's authenticity, so he can only stare at Laoshan Taoist.

Bai Ting questioned the Shenzhou system: "You allow NPCs to cheat the host like this? If you really pay this 6899 million, I guess you won't be able to unlock new attractions for more than half a year."

Shenzhou system: "Grandpa Mao said, we must make up our minds, not be afraid of sacrifice, overcome all difficulties, and strive for victory."

Bai Ting: "Grandpa Mao also said that we must overthrow economic exploitation and oppression."

Shenzhou System: "Ask the NPC if he can repay the debt with his own body."

Bai Ting: ...

The Laoshan Taoist seemed to be able to hear the conversation between the two: "It's not necessary to pay off the debt with your body, just be my apprentice."

Bai Ting: "I can't bear hardships, and I don't want to be your apprentice."

The Laoshan Taoist conjured up a handkerchief printed with a large Northeast padded jacket from nowhere: "It is because the world has misunderstood me so much that I want to accept apprentices to clarify! I am definitely not an evil master who randomly instructs apprentices, but young people do not have fairy bones. , I can’t practice spells at all, I can’t bear to tell them the truth and destroy their young hearts.”

A well-intentioned and painstaking discussion is very tear-jerking.

However, Bai Ting immediately pierced through the loopholes in the high-sounding.

"Could it be that cutting down a tree for several months, and finally being played with, doesn't destroy the soul?"

Laoshan Taoist is just and awe-inspiring: "There is an old saying that compared with the pain of the soul, the pain of the body is nothing. According to the principle of negative and negative and the reverse principle, that is, the pain of the body will not hurt the mind. Cut down trees. Pain their bodies, heal their hearts, and hit a wall is the same."

Bai Ting:? ? ?

Your logical reasoning class is taught by the manual class teacher, right?

Bai Ting gave up a deductive reasoning debate with the other party, and said directly: "So you insist on accepting me as a disciple, is it to heal my soul or body?"

Laoshan Taoist shook his head: "I said it at the beginning, it is to inherit the mantle and carry it forward."

"Okay." Bai Ting agreed, these days only the disciples are mad at the master, so I don't believe it can be reversed.

Laoshan Taoist: "Since you are worshiping under my sect, the entrance ceremony and teacher apprenticeship ceremony are still needed. But recently, I oppose feudal superstition, so I simplify it."

Bai Ting: ...

Self-positioning is really accurate.

The Laoshan Taoist said, and with a wave of his hand, the scenery in front of him changed. From a banquet hall decorated with lights and festoons, it became a very ceremonial apprenticeship hall, surrounded by flowers, wine and high fragrance.

Laoshan Taoist sat on the chair in the middle and said: "Follow the steps, you first submit the "Apprentice Poster", and then perform three bows and nine buckles."

Bai Ting: You have a good idea.

Seeing that Bai Ting was indifferent, Laoshan Taoist smiled and said: "Young man, you have already agreed to be my apprentice, and you will not tolerate your willfulness." After that, he moved his finger, intending to use the body-dispelling technique to make the other party act according to his instructions.

Unexpectedly, the voice of the Shenzhou system came in the air: "The predecessor of the host, Bai Ting, has reached [-] points in the learning power APP, and has obtained the function of 'religious immunity', and is not affected by any sect except Marxism.

Laoshan Taoist: ...

Bai Ting: Thank you for learning the powerful country APP!

After a long time, the Laoshan Taoist sighed: "It's a pity that I can't accept you as an inner disciple, so let me teach you a spell. What do you want to learn?"

Bai Ting, who didn't really want to learn, said, "Whatever you want."

Laoshan Taoist: "I hate people talking casually, I will teach you the most stinky trick. This trick is very simple, just shout 'Chinese men's football' into the sky, and you will get full immunity to high-tech damage, No matter how the opponent shoots, you will not be able to shoot."

Bai Ting: ...

If this spell is real, it can be said to be quite practical. After all, he is just an ordinary person, and there is a big gap with many supernatural beings in the Federation who fly into the sky and call the wind and rain.The only embarrassing thing is to shout "Chinese men's football". Those who don't know think they are fanatical fans of the national football team. How disrespectful this must be.

Bai Ting asked politely, "You also watch the national football team?"

Laoshan Taoist snorted, picked out an apple from the tribute fruit plate beside him, pointed to a plate in the distance, and said, "Did you see that plate?"

Bai Ting: "I see."

Laoshan Taoist gracefully threw the apple upwards. After an empty version of Ronaldo and Zidane possessed by the bicycle and a Marseille roundabout, followed by a Ronaldo-style elevator ball, the apple flew to the plate——

One hundred and eight thousand miles away.

Bai Ting applauded: Sure enough, he is a loyal supporter of the Chinese men's football team!Do it yourself!