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Do you feel unwell, but you can't find a solution when you seek medical advice?

Have you been sick for a long time, but surgery did not improve?

Nowadays!

There is good news!

Good news for incurable patients!

Huaxia Star [Anhui Province] map Bozhou Huazu Temple is officially open to the whole federation!The miracle doctor Hua Tuo sits in town, free free consultation, no money to see a doctor!If your disease is weird enough, unique enough, and challenging enough, the follow-up medical and surgical expenses will be free of charge!

All without money!

You can't buy it without money!If you don’t need money, you can’t buy it, and you suffer!

Whether you come or not, the genius doctor is here, never leave or abandon.Come to Huazu Temple, or let Hua Tuo see you.Silence, medical treatment, silence, joy.

==

After Bai Ting finished posting, he nodded in satisfaction.

His post combines the essence of Putian hospital advertisements, the classic lines of Liangyuandian and the beautiful artistic conception of Tsangyang Gyatso.

It took 10 minutes for the post to be posted, and the reply was really fast.

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Isn't that an ad?

1L=

Why is the Huaxia Starwater Army so talented?Can you come up with different brain holes every day, and find out different angles to post military posts?By the way, how much does such a high-quality sailor charge?

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Landlord, how much is the post?Make money together, don't hide it.

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Don't be full of malice upstairs, didn't Huaxia Star also win the first place in the "Sex Tourist Destination Competition" a few days ago?I think it's still a bit dry.Although it is also annoying marketing hype.

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The "Style Tourist Destination Contest" is dirty, and I don't know how much money the person in charge stuffed for the award?

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I said, haven't you all watched the awards ceremony of the "Style Tourist Destination Competition"?The person in charge of Huaxia Star is so handsome and temperamental!

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By the way, what is the strategy of the main building?Is it true that free medical treatment is free?

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Do you believe it?If you go there, you are still a lamb waiting to be slaughtered, and you will be slaughtered.Seeing a doctor is free, and one injection is [-] yuan!

……

Bai Ting looked at the reply for a while, which was "[-] miles away from the topic", and then misinterpreted his wish for a while, and couldn't help but type out a long paragraph of explanation. Just when he was about to click the reply button, prompts popped up one after another on the page——

[Failed to post, your ID is prohibited from posting, the prohibition period: 11.31-12.14]

[Your post "The Gospel of Patients with Intractable and Uncurable Diseases! "has been deleted by the administrator (Gentou disco fans).The post involved false information, suspicion of fraud, etc. It was reported by netizens and deleted by the administrator after review. 】

[Hi user, your ID has been banned from all forums for [-] days, and you are prohibited from posting or commenting during the ban period.Users are requested to abide by the "Sky-Ji Forum User Guidelines" and "Federal Network Speech Specifications".Administrator: Selling your body is not a show. 】

time loop.

Memories repeat themselves.

The past is vivid.

Bai Ting couldn't help leaning his head on Xiao Hei's shoulder, very vulnerable.

==

The plan to publicize on the forum failed, and Bai Ting was extremely frustrated.

I couldn't think about it, but seeing the NPC Hua Tuo's expression became more and more melancholy, so I had to find another way.

Really can't do it, go to the Interstellar TV station to advertise?

Among the rewards of the previous Traveling Destination Contest, there was a reward for choosing two of the eight major interstellar channels of the Federation and advertising during prime time for three consecutive days.

Bai Ting originally wanted to make another promotional video and use this precious opportunity, but now it seems that he should first use it to recruit patients for Hua Tuo?

Bai Ting imagined that scene for a while.

During the prime time, when everyone watched the hot drama performed by the popular Xiaosheng of the Federation, the screen became pitch black.

Just when everyone thought something was wrong, a very simple and eye-catching yellow font popped up on the screen.And it is accompanied by the classic rhythm of "Zhejiang Wenzhou Jiangnan Leather Factory Closed".

[Huaxia Anhui Huaxia Anhui, a super god-level hospital has opened.Hua Tuo, the genius doctor of Huazu Temple, sees a doctor, prescribes acupuncture and moxibustion to feel the pulse, free of charge, free of charge, free of charge!He came here with his three-edged needle and small needle knife!coming!The original price of 20 or [-] to see a doctor is now free of charge!for free! ...]

Bai Ting imagined this scene—it was so beautiful.

Just when Bai Tingzhen was about to put this bad idea into practice, a sound came from the authenticator suddenly, indicating that a new email had been received.

Bai Ting clicked on the email.

The sender is [Federal Society for Research and Treatment of Intractable Diseases].

Dear Planet Leader:

Hello, sorry for wasting a little of your short but precious time.

The "Intractable and Miscellaneous Diseases Seminar" sponsored by the Association has been carried out to the 120th session, and is deeply recognized and loved by the people of the Federation.The 120th second session will be held this year.Due to a sudden accident on the original host planet, it was difficult to host the event, and the venue of the conference had to be changed.We are now seeking venues from various planets.

Site Requirements and Conditions:

1. Beautiful scenery and complete security;

2. It can provide venues and accommodation for 1 people to communicate;

If you meet the conditions and are interested in hosting, please reply to this email.

Contact: Tang Sheng.

Bai Ting's eyes lit up immediately.

It is said that Cao Cao Cao Cao is here, what is missing will come.

Although the name of this difficult and miscellaneous disease research conference sounds very informal, it is similar to the "Voldemort Lin Daiyu CP Research Society" and "Students Hugging Buddha's Feet Mutual Aid Society" in his previous school.

But the victory lies in the four words of intractable diseases.

He is not short of money or people, but he is short of patients.

This name can satisfy Hua Tuo's spirit at a glance, abandon depression, enjoy the ultimate spiritual pleasure, and soothe Hua Tuo's heart full of holes.

Bai Ting did not hesitate, and directly replied to the email, waiting for the other party's contact.

==

Because of the award of the "Best Travel Destination Contest", Huaxia Star ushered in a wave of peak passenger flow.Turnover is almost four times the previous period.

This made Bai Ting lament the importance of exposure.It seems that if you want to unlock the great rivers and mountains of the motherland for free as soon as possible, you still can't do it recklessly, you should be more ingenious.

Most of the map of Anhui has been unlocked at an unprecedented speed, and the Shenzhou system prompts at the right time: "Congratulations to the host, you have successfully opened the [Shandong Province] map. Since the completion progress of the host exceeds the system's prediction, a special reward is given for a free opportunity to unlock the scenic spot."

This time, Bai Ting learned the lesson of Beijing and directly chose to sort by the price of attractions. The system shows that the most expensive attraction in [Shandong Province] is the [Confucius Temple] in Qufu.

Bai Ting expressed that he was not surprised.If he was asked to choose the most haunted scenic spot in Shandong Province, he would also vote for the Confucius Temple.

The position of Confucius in the hearts of Chinese people is beyond doubt.Even among the hundreds of schools of thought, Bai Ting loved Taoism the most, and he still had the utmost respect for Confucius.After all, this Confucian ancestry has been flowing in the blood probably since the birth of the Chinese.

Bai Ting only visited the Confucius Temple once.This building, together with the Forbidden City in Beijing and the Chengde Mountain Resort, is known as the three major ancient architectural complexes in China. Except for the carved beams and painted buildings and the splendor, the Baiting left more regrets and sighs.

Inside the majestic building, there are pieces of stone tablets pieced together, recording the unbearable past events during the Cultural Revolution.Thousands of years of cultural treasures have survived wars and catastrophes, but were eventually destroyed by ignorance.

When Bai Ting walked in the Confucian Temple for the first time, he felt heartache and depression. After that, he visited Shandong many times, even the most out-of-the-way scenic spots, but he never set foot in the Confucian Temple again.

With mixed feelings, Bai Ting unlocked [Qufu Confucius Temple].

The good news is that the scenic spots given by the Shenzhou system are all intact.

This may be the happiest thing in these bad days.

==

Xiao Hei didn't understand the melancholy and feelings in Bai Ting's heart, and just accompanied him silently.

The two walked arm in arm in the Confucian Temple.Starting from the Wanren palace wall, walk into this palace of Chinese Confucian culture.

From Jinshengyuzhenfang to Dacheng Hall, Bai Ting walked extremely slowly.

Standing in the Dacheng Hall, Bai Ting looked at the statue of Confucius in the center.Holding Zhengui in his hand and wearing the royal clothes of twelve chapters, he looks noble and majestic.There are couplets on both sides of the statue, "Be prepared for the four seasons, heaven, earth, ghosts, gods, sun, moon and its virtues, teaching the masters of Yao, Shun, Yu, Tang, Wen and Wu for all generations to come."

Bai Ting still remembered that before the trip, the tour guide specially reminded that the ghosts in the first couplet of this couplet were not cast aside, because Confucius respected ghosts and gods and stayed away; the divisions in the lower couplet were not crossed, because Confucius was the founder of Confucianism.

After Bai Ting bowed piously to Confucius, he got up and left. He didn't notice that when he left, suddenly there was a figure swaying on the apricot altar.

==

a few days later.

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[I found something more powerful than the "Federal Knowledge Base". 】

Host: Scientific Research Dog

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As we all know, "Federation Knowledge Base" is the most powerful knowledge base for answering questions in the Federation. As long as you can afford high intellectual property fees, "Federation Knowledge Base" can answer most of your questions.

however!

The landlord’s field of work is extremely professional, and everyone knows that the "Federation Knowledge Base" is aimed at the knowledge of the general public and relatively simple knowledge in various fields. No matter how in-depth knowledge is, the "Federation Knowledge Base" cannot answer.

As a result, the "Federal Knowledge Base" is a little tasteless for the landlord.

But just yesterday, I discovered the existence of a "Federal Knowledge Base".

Yesterday I was on vacation at Huaxia Star, and when I went to the newly opened scenic spot [Confucius Temple], I saw someone throwing coins on a wall.

The landlord felt curious and stepped forward to check.

The man told the landlord that he found that you can ask the wall a question, and the wall will answer your question.

At first, the host thought it was a new trick to cheat money, and with a playful mentality, he casually raised the professional questions that had been troubling the host.

result!

Walls solved!

And I followed the idea of ​​the wall, and really conquered the unsolved problems for more than a year!

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The Huaxia Starwater Army is here, and the Huaxia Starwater Army is here again!He came with his familiar exclamations and exclamations, as well as his whimsical ideas!

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Hua Xiaxing's post is already a menstruation post, right?I'm afraid you won't be able to get money from the navy for such a nonsense post.

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For a few dollars, Feila stepped on the "Federal Knowledge Bank"?Landlord, don't you feel uneasy?Touch it yourself, does it hurt?Does it hurt!

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I quite like the scenery of Huaxia Star, but as a loyal user of the "Federal Knowledge Base", I really can't agree with such a strong and illogical behavior of the Huaxia Star Navy.

5L scientific research dog

I am the landlord, and I swear on my head that everything I said is true!

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I testify for the landlord!I am now in front of Lubi in the Huaxia XingConfucian Temple. I also invested some money just now and asked a question that has been perplexing me. Lubi gave me the answer.I now suddenly see the light!The trip was truly worthwhile.

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Damn, the military smell upstairs is too strong!

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Too many slots, I don’t know where to start!

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The Huaxia navy begged to let it go, and this kind of content was expressed as "Oh my God!I am really tired of reading the posts of "Huaxia Star XX is Amazing".

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I was watching the awards ceremony of the Style Contest, and I saw that the person in charge of Huaxia Star was so good-looking, and I still had a good impression of him, but now I am really disgusted.Is the federal knowledge base also something you can step on?

……

==

The forums are full of sarcasm.

Don't blame the netizens.

Firstly, the "Federal Knowledge Base" has been recognized by the federal people, and rashly saying that something that has never been heard is better than the "Federal Knowledge Bank" must be regarded as a shame.

Secondly, it is unbelievable that a wall can answer questions and solve doubts, especially like a story made up indiscriminately, with extravagant hype and lack of logic.

Not to mention all the netizens, even Bai Ting didn't believe it.

When Bai Ting checked the financial report, he discovered that there were two special incomes under the [Confucius Temple] scenic spot: Confusion fees and preaching fees.

These two fees seem out of place in a row of scenic spots that only have entrance fees and souvenir income.

Confusion fee?Missionary fee?

what's the situation?

Bai Ting decided to make a field trip.

Bai Ting has long summed up his experience, all the places where the flow is abnormal, there must be something strange.

Sure enough, after entering the Confucian Temple in Qufu, everything was normal. After walking to the back of the poetry auditorium, there were inexplicably more people, and the dark crowd crowded in front of Lubi.

Bai Ting naturally knew about the legend of Lubi.

Legend has it that when the first emperor of Qin Dynasty burned books and robbed Confucian scholars, Confucius' ninth generation grandson Kong Yu secretly hid the classics in the walls of his house, and then lived in seclusion in the mountains, so that dozens of classics escaped the catastrophe.

During the period of Emperor Jingdi of the Western Han Dynasty, King Lu Gong moved from Huainan to Qufu, Shandong. When the old house was demolished, he suddenly heard the joy of gold, stone, silk and bamboo from the sky. ", "Book of Rites", "Book of Filial Piety" and so on.

In order to commemorate the collection of books on the wall by Kong Yu, later generations established the "Golden Silk Hall" according to the sound of gold, stone, silk and bamboo at that time. After the Ming Dynasty, "Poetry Auditorium" and "Lubi" were established.

Therefore, some people say that China's cultural renaissance is mainly due to a wall.

Although its historical value is extremely high, it is aimed at Chinese people with feelings.For the federal people, what they saw was just a red-painted wall, and the background was monotonous even when taking pictures. They really didn't know where the attraction was.

It's a pity that Bai Ting couldn't make it to the front and couldn't inquire about the situation.

At this moment, someone patted Bai Ting's shoulder.

"Little brother, do you need paper currency exchange?"

Bai Ting was at a loss.

The federal electronic payment is more developed than before the White Court crossing, and some people may never use physical banknotes in their entire lives.

Before Bai Ting could answer, another three or four people asked him.

Bai Ting shook his head and asked, "Why do you want banknotes?"

The stranger replied: "Vote for Lubi, this wall cannot be paid electronically, only physical banknotes are accepted."

Bai Ting:? ? ?

Before time travel, Bai Ting met many people who were interested in coin-operating.

The wishing pool and Buddha statues are normal, and the wells with historical origins and ponds with beautiful meanings are also the hardest hit areas for coin-operating.

The most amazing thing is that Bai Ting once saw someone inserting coins into the cultural relics in the history museum, and he didn't know how it was done across layers of blockades.

Chinese people seem to have a habit of feeling uncomfortable if they don't invest a coin in historical attractions.And as long as I cast coins and make a wish, my wish will definitely come true.

He engraved "XX came here for a visit" on the walls of trees and trees in scenic spots, and called it the two major tourist hobbies of Chinese people.

Unexpectedly, the federal people also have this habit.

It wasn't until Bai Ting squeezed into the front row of the crowd that he realized that he had misunderstood.

Commonwealths are not interested in wishing, they pay for knowledge.

Yes, follow a wall for knowledge.

Bai Ting saw with his own eyes that someone took out a stack of banknotes and placed them in front of Lu Qiang, and the banknotes were swallowed by Lu Qiang.Then the answer to the question asked by the man appeared on the back wall.

Bai Ting: ...

Bai Ting witnessed the scene where several people asked questions, gave money, got answers, and left satisfied, with mixed feelings.

"Hey, do you want to ask questions or not? If you don't ask questions, go to the side and don't block people, okay?"

Someone beside him pushed Bai Ting away.

Bai Ting understood the origin of the confusion fee income, and simply withdrew from the front row.

As soon as they got out of the crowd, a group of ghostly people came up to chat.

"Sir, don't you have banknotes and cash? Come, come, I have it. 3:2 exchange, large quantity is preferred."

Bai Ting looked at the thin man in front of him, with shrewd eyes.

This Lubi is really powerful, and some people have an idea to develop the currency exchange business.

"Do you know who I am?"

The thin Chai man looked at him for a long while, then said disdainfully, "I'm useless, my exchange rate is 3:2, which is the cheapest exchange rate here. If you don't believe me, you can ask other people. But I can remind you, After passing this stall, there is no such shop.”

Well, it turns out that there are more than one "smart people" who see business opportunities and start this business.

Bai Ting smiled and said: "I am the person in charge of Huaxia Star, and I have the final say on this scenic spot."

The skinny man's complexion suddenly became ugly.

Bai Ting did not intend to spend manpower and material resources to deal with this group of speculators. This group of people is similar to the scalpers who resell tickets outside the crossing scenic spot.

The best way to deal with this kind of people is not to arrest them. After all, as long as there are profits, people will continue to pour into this industry.

The best way, of course, is to cut off its source of income, and provide more convenient and cheaper ways for those who need it.

Bai Ting logged on to the interstellar network, and after paying for consultation, he found a solution.He can apply for a cash change machine from the federal banking institution, and only needs to pay a certain handling fee and management fee.

Soon, as soon as the application letter was issued, several cash changers appeared behind the Shi Auditorium within half a day.Worried that the equipment did not match the style of the scenic spot, Bai Ting also bought protective stickers and replaced the exchange machine with a new Chinese-style outer skin.

Bai Ting set the exchange price, which is only slightly higher than the handling fee and management fee that needs to be paid to the Federal Bank, which just offsets the scenic spot occupancy fee and electricity fee.

He didn't expect to make such a small amount of money, and he also wanted to prevent people who cared about making a fuss about it after there was a profit margin.

After doing all this, Bai Ting finally remembered the business.

He tapped the Shenzhou system in his mind and continued to "discuss life" every day.

Bai Ting: "Can you tell me that a wall can answer questions and solve doubts, and it is also a system setting that fits the development of the times and keeps pace with the times"?"

Shenzhou System: "Do you know the legend of Lubi?"

Bai Ting: "Yes."

Shenzhou system: "That's it. Lubi is the hero of the revival of Chinese culture. Switching to the federal era, answering questions can be said to be a small case."

Bai Ting: ...

half an hour.

Bai Ting struggled and asked: "Okay, I will bear with answering questions and clarifying my doubts. May I ask what is the setting for the wall to swallow banknotes?"

Shenzhou System: "Knowledge is paid, what old ideas do you have, do you still plan to get something for nothing? It's shameful to prostitute a dog for nothing!"

Bai Ting, who was ridiculed for getting something for nothing: ...

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