Picturesque mountains and rivers of the motherland

Watching the starry sky at Kongtong Mountain for half the night directly caused Bai Ting to wake up the next day groggy.

After washing up, Bai Ting habitually wanted to steam a basket of crab roe soup dumplings, but found that the dining table in the villa was full of plates, and the food on the plate was steaming.

What's wrong?Activated the snail girl?

As soon as Bai Ting thought about it, he saw Xiao Hei wearing an apron, holding a pot of black bottomless sesame paste in his hand.

Bai Ting suddenly felt his nose heat up. He raised his head and covered it with his right hand lightly. After confirming that it was snot and not nosebleed, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Xiao Hei's apron is very ordinary, just a serious kitchen apron, not a sex toy.Under the apron are also tightly wrapped long T black trousers, which is not as naked as Xiao Huang Wenli's under the apron.

However, Bai Ting still couldn't help his blood boiling.

The combination of handsome man and kitchen always brings inexplicable temptation.Just like a small card slipped through the door of a hotel in the middle of the night, it is easy to tease people's nerves and make people commit crimes.

"What? Want to make breakfast?" Bai Ting asked.

With Xiao Hei's face, it should be linked to "Ten fingers do not touch Yang Chunshui".

Xiao Hei put the soup bowl in his hand in the middle of the dining table, perhaps because he was smoky in the kitchen, his cheeks were a little rosy.He sat at the dining table obediently, looking at Bai Ting expectantly.

Bai Ting raised his head again and covered his nose.

In a state of complete turbidity, Bai Ting sat down at the dining table in a daze, grabbing the food with his limbs.

Facts have proved that the small card slipped in from the hotel door in the middle of the night is not necessarily a one-night relationship, but it may also be an advertisement for milk tea and fried chicken, increasing your calories.

Wearing an apron, Mr. Tianluo looks extremely virtuous. What he cooks may not be home-cooked delicacies, but may also be "smiling half-step crazy".

The moment the food was eaten, Bai Ting woke up instantly.

This culinary skill has almost inherited Bai Suzhen's character.Looking up at the starry sky, Haggis, and blue cheese are side dishes for the soul at this moment!A table of dishes gathers the essence of all dark cuisines from ancient and modern China and abroad. At this moment, he is not fighting with a single dish!not a dish

Bai Ting hurriedly poured a glass of lemonade and poured it in one gulp, only to dilute the terrible taste from the mouth to the throat.

Bai Ting tried his best to control his ferocious expression.

"How is it?" Xiao Hei asked expectantly.

If this face was not so beautiful, and the light in his eyes flashed with cautious hope, Bai Ting would definitely think that he dug the other party's ancestral grave.

Unable to bear to criticize the idiot beauty, Bai Ting said, "It's pretty good."

If I were Pinocchio, I'm afraid that my nose could pierce Huaxia Star at this moment, and bloom flowers of lies on the other side of the planet.

Xiao Hei's expression suddenly jumped for joy.

Go back to an hour ago.

early morning.

Xiao Hei is used to opening his eyes in the twilight of morning light, and secretly getting up for morning exercises.Bai Ting was still lying on the bed, snoring very regularly.

Xiao Hei jumped from the window to the edge of the West Lake.

By the West Lake, Xiaoqing recites poems and composes Fu while spearing fish.

"Ah, West Lake, what a big lake."

Xiao Hei glanced at it in disgust.

Seeing him, Xiao Qing was inspired like a spring, and continued, "Ah, Xiao Hei, it's not black at all."

Black:  …

The two looked at each other and hated each other.Xiao Hei stretches his limbs on his own, while Xiao Qing continues to be a scholar.

Xiaoqing:

"Gently I left, just as I came lightly, I gently forked the fish, and forked all the fish in the West Lake."

"The night gave me black eyes, but I use them to look for fish in the West Lake."

"Holding a five-toothed harpoon, alone, wandering in the quiet, quiet and intoxicating West Lake, I hope to spear a big fat fish like a boar."

Xiao Hei's face was expressionless.It's a good thing he is from the Federation, otherwise he would have given Xiaoqing a hard time for Xu Zhimo, Gu Cheng and Dai Wangshu.

Xiaoqingcha had a bag full of fatty fish, and he sat cross-legged on the shore and lit a fire to barbecue, his mouth was full of oil.

Xiao Hei was indifferent.

Xiaoqing suddenly got a bad taste, and said to Xiaohei: "Do you know what Boss Bai's ultimate life dream is?"

Xiao Hei stopped what he was doing and pricked up his ears.

Xiaoqing continued to talk nonsense: "It is to have a beauty who can go up to the hall and go down to the kitchen."

After finishing speaking, Xiaoqing put the grill aside, wiped off the oil stains around her mouth, changed her cross-legged sitting posture into a mermaid sitting, with her chest up, belly in, her chin raised, and her hair fluffed in a charming manner.

Xiao Qing's original intention was to tease Xiao Hei and make him jealous.

Sure enough, Xiao Hei's face darkened immediately, but he was not jealous, because in Xiao Hei's cognition, Xiao Qing had nothing to do with the beauty.

He is not as good-looking as Xiao Hei, and he is completely uncompetitive.

Xiao Hei crossed the stone fence of the West Lake, looked at the lake, admiring his own shadow like Narcissus, the god of daffodils.

Um!Looks okay!You can bring it to the hall.

Xiao Hei is satisfied with himself.

As for the kitchen...

It's okay, you can learn, it's not difficult to make a dish.

Xiao Hei comforted himself.

So there was this scene in the morning.

Bai Ting looked at the beauty on the other side of the table and filled another bowl of soup for himself tenderly and considerately.The soup is brownish-yellow, like a yellow river full of silt.Bai Ting felt that after eating this bowl, he was about to release the flood like the Yellow River.

Xiao Hei looked expectant.

If he hadn't known Xiao Hei's temperament and IQ, Bai Ting would have really suspected that the other party was deliberately messing with him.

In Bai Ting's mind, the background BGM of a certain singer's heart-rending song "I was conquered by you just like this, and I drank the poison you hid" sounded. Based on the principle of "death under the peony flower, even being a ghost is romantic", Bai Ting held up the soup Spoon.

At the moment when he was about to die, a divine soldier descended from heaven.

"Master Bai, Boss Bai, Xiao Bai! Something happened! Something happened!"

It was Xiaoqing who came.

Bai Ting looked at Xiaoqing, and was moved to tears for a moment, and said silently in his heart, "There is no way to repay a great kindness, next time you will be full of chicken wings."

Bai Ting didn't know that the culprit was Xiaoqing.

Xiaoqing was so anxious that she didn't notice the weird atmosphere in the room and the dark dishes on the table. "Boss, a tourist committed suicide in Moganshan!"

==

Mogan Mountain, located in Huzhou City, Zhejiang Province, is named after Ganjiang and Moxie cast male and female swords here in the late Spring and Autumn Period.

Bai Ting seldom set foot on this scenic spot that had been unlocked long ago, no matter before or after crossing.Because Mogan Mountain is more suitable for vacation and health preservation, it is a bit less enjoyable, and it does not suit Bai Ting's appetite.

Bai Ting followed Xiaoqing to Mount Mogan in a convenient aircraft.

Mogan Mountain doesn't have a lot of tourists on weekdays, but the Jianchi Scenic Area at this moment has a bit of a bustling posture of West Lake.

Jianchi is the most humanistic essence in the Moganshan scenic area, and there are many inscriptions by literati.At this moment, people's heads surged around Jianchi, and everyone's eyes were on the stone engraved with the word "Jianchi".

On the stone, a man in gray clothes stood with a dull expression and empty eyes.He ignored the rushing water, stacked springs and waterfalls around him.

Obviously, this person wanted to take a leap here and end the rest of his life.

The onlookers whispered.Even in the interstellar era, the nature of human beings to join in the fun remains unchanged.

Xiaoqing asked Bai Ting for his opinion: "Boss, why don't I stun him and take him down?"

Bai Ting shook his head.This person who is determined to commit suicide once will have a second time. This time he is saved, what about the next time?Who knows if he will hide in a deep mountain or forest to commit suicide next time?

Xiaoqing suggested: "Why don't I send him to the Star Terminal after he is unconscious, and let the spaceship send him away?"

Although it has nothing to do with him as long as he doesn't die on Huaxia Star, Bai Ting still rejected the suggestion in the spirit of saving a life and building a seven-level pagoda.

Just as Xiaoqing was about to continue proposing, Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen arrived.

Holding an oil-paper umbrella, Xu Xian brewed his emotions for a while, and shouted to the suicide man, "Brother, why can't you think about it?"

The suicide victim finally recovered from the empty state, lowered his eyebrows and glanced at Xu Xian, and then continued to look into the distance.

Xu Xian cleared his throat, and Ni Ping said emotionally, "Think about your old father, think about his old face when he heard the news of your death."

The suicide interrupts him: "My dad died when I was born."

Xu Xian: ...

Xu Xian changed relatives: "Then think about your old mother, think that she is still knitting a vest for you to keep out the cold, her old eyes are dim and you can't see the eye of a needle, but she still insists on it with love!"

The suicide man's eyes were cold, and he finally got some emotion, and let out a mocking "hum".

Xu Xian thought: Could it be that the mother also died at birth?

The suicide twitched his lips: "My mother sold me to an underground research institute for human experiments for [-] federal coins when I was three years old."

Xu Xian: ...

Before Xu Xian could say, "Think about the old yellow dog and little cockroach in your family", the white lady pulled Xu Xian back.

Bai Ting patted Xu Xian who was frustrated, told him to rest for a while, don't be depressed, and said to the suicide: "I am the person in charge of Huaxia Star, you committed suicide on my site, I can know the reason."

The suicide man glanced at Bai Ting, his expression became even colder.

At the same age, one achieves nothing, and the other is proud of the spring breeze. Just looking at the temperament, there is a huge difference.

Suicide: "No matter how hard I try in this generation, I may not be able to reach the starting point of other people's birth. It is better to reincarnate as soon as possible and join a good family in the next life."

Bai Ting nodded: "It's not incomprehensible to think that life is difficult, but to die."

Xu Xian, who was resting at the side, was shocked: No, boss, you were asked to dissuade people, why did you agree.

Bai Ting said with an air of analyzing the pros and cons: "You said that this child who was reborn into a wealthy family or a wealthy businessman will be carefree all his life, how wonderful it is."

The suicide person nodded in agreement, full of longing for the unknown afterlife.

Xu Xian, who never killed, panicked: "It's not the boss, why do you feel so empathetic and encourage suicide?"

Bai Ting remained calm and calm, motioned for the white lady to comfort Xu Xian, and continued: "Since we have considered a good afterlife, then according to probability, we should also consider the bad possibility."

The suicide man, who was about to die, stopped his raised foot, and wanted to hear what Bai Ting had to say next.

Bai Ting is very serious, looking like a scholar: "For the afterlife, our Huaxia Star pays attention to the six realms of reincarnation. The six realms refer to the way of heaven and humanity, the way of humanity, the way of Asura, the way of animals, the way of hungry ghosts, and the way of hell. The way of heaven and humanity, the way of humanity, the way of hell. Asura path is better, animal path, hungry ghost path, hell path can be imagined.”

The suicide man was frightened by these unfamiliar terms, and couldn't help but continue to listen.

"However, there is a saying that suicides are not included. It is said that all suicides will repeat suicide every seven days at the place where they died." Bai Ting said, looking around with scrutinizing eyes. "But I have beautiful mountains and rivers here, so it's really cheap for you."

Suicide: ...

Bai Ting continued: "This is one of the sayings. The other is that the suicide will fall into the endless hell and stay for 300 years. In the endless hell, there is endless suffering, endless time, and eternal pain of burning fire. .My God, tsk tsk."

The suicide person was a little shaken, and said in a strong tone: "It's a bunch of nonsense!"

Bai Ting still looked like an academic discussion: "Okay, let's not talk about the issue of circular suicide and endless hell, and just discuss reincarnation as you said. Let alone great achievements in your life, you have basically brought nothing to this world. Don’t make any contributions. Of course, this is not your fault, but it will reduce your reincarnation chips. According to the probability, you are likely to degenerate into a beast in the next life. After all, you committed suicide. If you don’t respect human life, the probability of becoming a beast in your next life is very high .”

Bai Ting didn't give the other party a chance to refute, and continued: "Suppose you become a pig in the next life. It doesn't matter if you are lazy and stupid all your life. After being slaughtered, you will be served on the table. When you meet picky guests, you will dislike you. What kind of pork is this?" The quality of the meat is so poor', think about it, isn't your life meaningless?"

Suicide: "Pigs are meaningful and useless?"

Bai Ting: "But you can't even live a good life, why do you insist that life should be meaningful?"

The suicide victim who was stunned: "I must be a human in the afterlife."

Bai Ting nodded understandingly: "Well, let's say it's a human being. But why do you believe that the next life will be better than this life? Maybe it will be worse in the future, and the suffering you have suffered today will be magnified ten times, and then you will live to this age in the next life Choose reincarnation again?"

Suicide: ...

Bai Ting: "Assuming that the chances of being reincarnated in the next life are the same, then you have won 90.00% of the living beings by becoming a human being, right? Then you still have sound limbs, can be alive and kicking, and have the mood to go to a planet far away to commit suicide , you are better than a bunch of disabled people who can only suffocate to death in their own quilts and drown in washbasins, right?"

The suicide man nodded blankly.

Bai Ting continued his efforts: "So, you want to give up today as a 90.00% winner, and bet on something with a [-]% worse probability?"

Bai Ting's Platonic theory of "Who am I? Where did I come from, and where am I going" quickly stunned suicides.

The suicide victim felt suddenly enlightened, but at the same time seemed to be more chaotic, and his whole body seemed to be heaving in the sea of ​​clouds: "It seems... makes sense?"

Bai Ting nodded, motioning for Xiaoqing to help the suicide down.

==

The next day.

Clear sky.

The breakfast at the West Lake Villa had more people than usual, and it was the man who tried to commit suicide yesterday.He took off the dusty old clothes from yesterday, and changed into a clean gray sportswear, which dissipated the gloomy temperament of yesterday, and he looked like a dog, and he could even be among the ranks of beautiful young people.

After learning about the man's miserable life experience, misfortune, and decent education and work experience, Bai Ting decisively asked him if he would like to work as an employee of Huaxia Star.

Bai Ting has his own considerations.At present, except for him and Xiao Hei, all Huaxia stars are NPCs and service robots of the Shenzhou system, and they still need help from someone with knowledge of the Federation.

He had planned this a few days ago, because he was busy and delayed for a long time, but he didn't expect it to come without any effort.

The suicide man didn't think too much, and readily agreed.The salary is favorable, the more you work, the more you get, the environment is beautiful, food and housing are included, and the boss is very gentle and kind, there is no reason to refuse.

The young man who tried to commit suicide was named Blondon. Bai Ting thought the name was a bit of a mouthful, so he changed his name to Blondon Huihui.

Firstly, it's easy to say, secondly, they have black and white, and then gray, which happens to be three colors of black, white and gray.

Hui Blondon himself has no objection, but Xiao Hei's complexion is not very good.Especially when Bai Ting said "Black, white and grey, it sounds like a family", ink can be squeezed out of his face.

You agreed to match black and white, but you secretly greened me, oh no, grayed me.

Hui Blondon didn't know how he had offended Xiao Hei, but every time the masked man met him, he stared at him with fierce eyes, the flames of hatred in his eyes almost burned him.

Puzzled, Hui Blondon went to ask Xiaoqing, who he thought was very smart, for advice.

Xiaoqing glanced at him and said: "It's like your wife gave birth to a child. You can't help but be immersed in joy every day. At this time, the neighbor comes to the door and you find that the child is older than you. Be more like a neighbor, can you feel better?"

Hui Bulong nodded again and again, with a look of sudden realization, and asked after a while, "But I don't have a wife and children?"

Xiaoqing: ...

Bullshit cannot be taught.