Entering the finals of the "Best Travel Destination Contest" is a sure thing, and Bai Ting is proud these days.
It is said that after the final list is determined, the organizing committee will send a survey team to visit the planets under the guise of tourists and make a total score.Bai Ting specifically asked NPCs from all over the place not to let go too much these days, but to keep them a little tighter.
Because of Kaliang's promotional photos, Huaxia Star ushered in a wave of traffic, and the turnover was soaring visible to the naked eye.
Bai Ting decided to speed up the unlocking process.
The map of Sichuan Province has unlocked a lot of scenic spots here and there, and there is still a large space in the southwest. Seeing that there is sufficient funds, Bai Ting decided to unlock a new scenic spot [Emei Mountain].
Mount Emei is one of the four famous Buddhist mountains in my country.Before crossing, Bai Ting accompanied his mother to visit Mount Emei several times to worship Buddha.
Compared with the splendid golden statue of Samantabhadra in ten directions on the golden dome, he prefers to stand on the golden dome and look around.
Below is the vast white mist, surrounded by a majestic sea of clouds, above is a clear blue sky, and in the distance is the holy Gongga Snow Mountain.At that moment, all mundane thoughts are left behind, and the soul is washed and purified.
Before crossing, Bai Ting had a regret. Several trips to Emei were accompanied by his mother, so they all took the cableway directly to the Golden Summit, and had never tried to climb Emei on foot.Who would have thought that it would be regrettable after time travel.
After unlocking [Mount Emei], Bai Ting grabbed Xiao Hei and walked up the mountain road.
Maybe it's because of his hard work these days, Bai Ting started walking as light as a swallow, and passed the Qingyin Pavilion in a short time.
On the road from Qingyin Pavilion to Wannian Temple, a few monkeys popped up from time to time, staring at them eagerly.
The monkeys on Mount Emei had a reputation for being domineering and domineering before they crossed over.It is said that snatching bags and food is a small matter, the more aggressive ones will attack the chest and scratch the head, and the most ruthless ones are rumors of throwing stones and hitting people.
Bai Ting hadn't walked the mountain path before, and naturally he had never seen a monkey, so it was quite interesting to see the monkey jumping around at the moment.It is said that in the face of primates, as long as you are not timid and hold your head high, the other party will be bullied and afraid of strength, and dare not do anything.
The monkeys wandered around for a long time, feeling that the two were harmless, they jumped on Bai Ting's body.
Bai Ting was indifferent, as long as it didn't affect his progress, he would be interacting with small animals.
But Xiao Hei was not so calm.
Xiao Hei glanced at the monkey whose small paws were caressing Bai Ting's hair, his pupils became darker and darker.
In the end, when the little monkey's paw reached for Bai Ting's earlobe, Xiao Hei made a move.With one eagle claw, the monkey was grabbed by its tail and howled in mid-air.
A group of monkeys immediately surrounded the surrounding area.
Xiao Hei didn't move, but quietly released his coercion, and the monkeys retreated desperately.
Xiao Hei raised the monkey in his hand to Bai Ting: "Can I eat it?"
Bai Ting:? ? ?
After a while, the corner of Bai Ting's mouth twitched and said, "No, this is a nationally protected animal."
Xiao Hei threw the little monkey up the tree in displeasure.Terrified, the monkeys sneaked into the bushes and disappeared in an instant.
Seeing Xiao Hei's very regretful expression, Bai Ting couldn't laugh or cry.
Although Xiao Hei is an orthodox federal person, he has more and more the essence of Chinese people.You know, in the eyes of Chinese people, all things can be divided into three categories, those that can be eaten directly, those that can be eaten after processing, and those that can only be eaten after some way.
After all, in China, even invasive species such as bullfrogs and crayfish have to rely on breeding in our country to survive.
Without the monkey group, the two soon came to Wannian Temple.
Wannian Temple is the ancient temple with the longest history in Mount Emei. When you walk to the gate of the mountain, you can hear the melodious and continuous music of the piano in the temple.
Bai Ting quickly realized that there was an NPC.
Entering the temple, I saw a woman plucking the strings, with a peaceful face and a good figure.
After the woman played the piano, she lifted her long skirt and bowed slightly to Bai Ting.
Bai Ting looked at her place for a while, it was listening to the piano.
Li Bai has a poem called "Listening to Shu Monk Jun Playing the Qin"——
The Shu monk hugged Lvqi and descended to Emei Peak in the west.
Wave your hand for me, like listening to Wanhe pine.
The guest's heart is washed with running water, and the aftermath rings into the frost bell.
I don't realize that Bishan is twilight, and the autumn clouds are dark.
It is said that the person playing the piano in the poem is the monk Guangjun of Wannian Temple.Because of this poem, Monk Guangjun became famous far and wide, and many literati came to Mount Emei to listen to the piano, so people call this place the Qinqin Terrace.
This scenic spot is more or less linked to history, but the person in front of him is clearly a woman.
Could it be that Monk Guangjun——
It's a lady boss!
Bai Ting was shocked, this system is really great!
"Frog spirit!" the woman said, her voice was like a silver bell, interrupting Bai Ting's imagination.
Frog essence?
"My name is Ah Xiang, you can call me 'Xiang'."
Bai Ting: "Uh...forget it...let's call it Little Frog."
Bai Ting's reading of fairy tales was limited, so he couldn't make up his mind at the moment, all he could think of was the Frog Prince.
The woman seemed to know what she was thinking and narrated her own experience.
It turned out that she was originally a little frog next to the Wannian Temple. Because she absorbed the aura of heaven and earth, she was transformed into a human by the music of the piano played by Monk Guangjun.Monk Guangjun didn't know she was a goblin, so he took her as an apprentice to teach piano skills.
After the death of Monk Guangjun, she still played the piano here.In order to cover up that she is a frog spirit, every time she plays the piano, she makes the frogs in the white water pool sing up and down, making people think that the sound of the piano is made by frogs.Therefore, later generations called the frogs here "playing the lyre frog".
Just as Bai Ting wanted to sigh, it was really a story of "a bosom friend in a high mountain and flowing water", when he suddenly heard the voice of the Shenzhou system.
Shenzhou system: "Activate the task [Fame is in sight], please complete the dream of the frog spirit Ah Xiang."
Bai Ting: What is this?
Bai Ting looked at the beautiful woman in front of him, but couldn't bear to be harsh after all, Wang Feng asked in a tone: "What dream do you have?"
Frog Essence: "My biggest regret in this life is that I cannot be widely known to the world like White Snake and Jade Rabbit. I hope the host can make up a story for me that will be passed down for generations, so that people who hear it will cry, so that I will be famous forever."
Bai Ting: ...
No, my ability has long been used to help celebrities write biographies.
Bai Ting: "Many things are coincidences. Look at the 5000 years of China's population. There are only a few hundreds of thousands of people who can be widely spread."
Bai Ting quickly made a lot of theories about "better than the top, more than the bottom", and finally emphasized, "Being a monster! The most important thing is to be happy! Look at other famous monsters, where the spotlight can't shine , I don’t know how many heartbroken tears!”
The frog spirit pouted and covered his ears, "I won't listen, I won't listen!"
It's a pity that Bai Ting was so earnest.
Bai Ting was depressed, this frog spirit was like thousands of girls who dreamed of entering the entertainment industry, innocent and stubborn.
Bai Ting: "Hey, what story do you want?"
Frog Jing stared, and the words "If I knew I still need you" were written all over her face.
Bai Ting: "Let me go back and think about it."
==
Bai Ting and Xiao Hei headed home.
That night, Bai Ting racked his brains, his mind was full of stories like "Frog Prince" and "Carp Essence" that he had read before.
Familiar stories to the general public are definitely not available, but he can't think of any novel ones himself.
The next day, with dark circles under his eyes, Bai Ting came to the listening platform with a notebook he had written all night.
The frog girl has long been playing the piano and waiting.
Bai Ting: "I've thought of a few plans, let's see if they work."
The frog jumped and sat obediently on the boulder, holding his chin with both hands, looking at Bai Ting expectantly.
Bai Ting: "To be passed down through the ages, there must first be explosive points."
Frog Spirit: "Hmm!"
Bai Ting: "For example, the frog girl crushed a big rock on her chest, and the frog girl dropped the oil pan with her bare hands."
Frog essence:? ? ?
Bai Ting: "There must be a love story. Feelings can pass through the years and resonate!"
Frog Spirit: "That's right, Liang Zhu, and The Legend of the White Snake!"
Bai Ting: "But you only know Monk Guangjun. If monks arrange love stories, they can only write in the direction of Tang Sanzang."
The frog puffed its mouth, and the crescent eyebrows frowned at right angles: "Don't arrange for the bone spirit, I want a positive one!"
Bai Ting said you were relieved, and continued: "Innocence and small love will appear superficial, so sublimate! For example, Bai Suzhen has the spirit of daring to resist, and Su Daji's troubles in the government have awakened the rulers of all generations!"
Frog spirit was dizzy from being bluffed, and nodded silly.
Bai Ting: "Synthesis has explosive points, meaning, and love. I have made up a story for you that blends ancient and modern times, connects Chinese and Western, and shocks people!"
Frog Spirit: "Hmm!"
Bai Ting: "When this story comes out, Kant's famous saying will become—'There are only two things in this world that can shock our hearts. One is the brilliant starry sky above our heads, and the other is the story of the frog spirit!'"
Frog Jing looked at Bai Ting who was swearing by it, but for some reason, he didn't look forward to it so much.
==
Bai Ting racked his brains to make up "The Frog Story" one night.
[It is said that there is a frog in the Wannian Temple of Mount Emei, who listens to Monk Guangjun playing the piano every day, because he has enlightened his intelligence.
She fell in love with Monk Guangjun and wanted to stay with him forever.So she begged in front of Guanyin for 49 days, and Guanyin was finally moved.
Avalokitesvara said: "You are short of a cat, you have been chattering all day long, what is the matter?"
The frog said: "I hope you can turn me into a folk woman."]
Frog Spirit: "Wait a minute, why is the Sichuan dialect of Guanyin mixed with Northeast dialect?"
Bai Ting: "These days, of course the gods have to learn from others' strengths." Bai Ting has long learned the skills of the Shenzhou system to control the NPCs of the Shenzhou system.
Frog Spirit: "Ah...continue."
[Guanyin: "Really, you have thought it through clearly, do you really want to be like our little mermaid on the other side of the ocean, sacrificing her tail and vocal cords for love, only to turn into bubbles in the end?"
Frog: "I am willing."]
Frog Spirit: "This Guanyin knows a lot, but what do you want me to sacrifice?"
Bai Ting: "I haven't decided yet, how about sacrificing a thigh? After all, bullfrog legs are very delicious. Every time I eat dry pot frogs, I eat the legs first."
Frog Essence: "Ah... it's better to lose a vocal cord."
Bai Ting: "No, you can't make up the story if you don't speak up, or you will lose your hair. Anyway, modern girls are generally bald and don't have eyes."
[The frog has turned into a graceful woman. Although she is bald, fortunately she still has a wig.
She was very excited, and unexpectedly, there were two other big frogs who had the same idea as her, and they also turned into cardamom girls.The little frog was oppressed by them. 】
Frog Spirit: "Wait a minute? Isn't it a script of a pair of people for a lifetime? Why is there a third party and a fourth party?"
Bai Ting: "How can a story without setbacks be touching? Is "Legend of the White Snake" classic because of Fa Hai? Is "Cowherd and Weaver Girl" tear-jerking because of the Queen Mother? Is "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai" touching because of Ma Wencai?"
Frog Spirit was stunned: "Yes."
[One day, Monk Guangjun held a meeting to make friends with the qin. Talented scholars and beauties from all over Sichuan came to the meeting. The big frogs also dressed up to attend, but locked the little frogs in the ravine.The little frog burst into tears and touched the Davidia involucrata tree on Mount Emei. The tree god said: "Dear girl Axiang, I will give you a beautiful dress and a sedan chair, but you must remember that everything will disappear at midnight."]
Frog Spirit: "Is this Cinderella's script?"
Bai Ting: "We intend to spread the story through the ages, can it be so superficial?"
[The singing of the little frog moved everyone present, and Monk Guangjun was no exception. He was planning to leave the contact information of the little frog, but unexpectedly, when the clock struck midnight, the little frog left in a hurry, leaving behind a Wooden comb for wig. 】
Frog Spirit: "Wait a minute, isn't it a glass slipper?"
Bai Ting: "Of course not. I used to think that the story of "Cinderella" was very problematic. Unless Cinderella's foot size is 47 up or 33 down, otherwise adult women's foot size is 35-40, European A little more would be 43, how could no one in the whole country be able to wear crystal shoes.”
The frog spirit was taken aback by what was said, and nodded, "It seems reasonable... No, I don't have shoes, so do I have a comb?"
Bai Ting: "That's different, our combs will have special marks."
Frog Spirit: "So the monk Guangjun took the comb and issued a decree that as long as someone can tell the specific style of the comb, he will marry her?"
Bai Ting: "What are you thinking? That's a monk, not a prince."
Frog Spirit: "That's right, then how did he find me with the comb?"
Bai Ting: "He didn't look for you, he just massaged his scalp with a comb, and he felt very comfortable!"
Frog essence:? ? ?
[Monk Guangjun massaged his scalp with a comb all the year round, and it was popularized in the whole temple. Later, all the monks in Sichuan and Sichuan temples knew that the comb of Monk Guangjun was very comfortable.But they searched for a long time, but still couldn't find the same one.Hearing about this, Ah Xiang, the frog spirit, saw the business opportunity, joined forces with Davidia involucrata Shushen, and opened the famous "A Xiang Comb Shop", and hired Monk Guangjun as the spokesperson for the promotion.Since then, Axiang's combs have been well-known at home and abroad, and won the reputation of "Which massage comb is the best, and Emei in Shuchuan is looking for Axiang". 】
Frog Spirit: "No more?"
Bai Ting: "Yes."
Frog Spirit: "What a bad story?"
Bai Ting: "Look at this story, is it complicated and confusing, full of twists and turns, surprises from time to time, and a turning point every now and then?"
Frog Spirit: "Yes, the turning point made me shiver. What you promised is explosive, meaningful, and where is the love?"
Bai Ting: "You fell in love with Monk Guangjun, and in the end you had a lover but couldn't get married and became a business partner. Do you think it's sad? It's so sad! Is it sad? It's so sad! The furthest distance in the world , not the ends of the earth..."
Frog Spirit: "Stop it, take it as love, what's the point?"
Bai Ting: "Independent women, self-reliance and self-improvement, making a fortune, isn't that meaningful enough. I have already thought of the title of the soft article for you, "From zero income to a million dollars a year, she bid farewell to love and saw the distance!" "
Frog Essence: ...
Frog Essence: I am young, I have underestimated the host!
It is said that after the final list is determined, the organizing committee will send a survey team to visit the planets under the guise of tourists and make a total score.Bai Ting specifically asked NPCs from all over the place not to let go too much these days, but to keep them a little tighter.
Because of Kaliang's promotional photos, Huaxia Star ushered in a wave of traffic, and the turnover was soaring visible to the naked eye.
Bai Ting decided to speed up the unlocking process.
The map of Sichuan Province has unlocked a lot of scenic spots here and there, and there is still a large space in the southwest. Seeing that there is sufficient funds, Bai Ting decided to unlock a new scenic spot [Emei Mountain].
Mount Emei is one of the four famous Buddhist mountains in my country.Before crossing, Bai Ting accompanied his mother to visit Mount Emei several times to worship Buddha.
Compared with the splendid golden statue of Samantabhadra in ten directions on the golden dome, he prefers to stand on the golden dome and look around.
Below is the vast white mist, surrounded by a majestic sea of clouds, above is a clear blue sky, and in the distance is the holy Gongga Snow Mountain.At that moment, all mundane thoughts are left behind, and the soul is washed and purified.
Before crossing, Bai Ting had a regret. Several trips to Emei were accompanied by his mother, so they all took the cableway directly to the Golden Summit, and had never tried to climb Emei on foot.Who would have thought that it would be regrettable after time travel.
After unlocking [Mount Emei], Bai Ting grabbed Xiao Hei and walked up the mountain road.
Maybe it's because of his hard work these days, Bai Ting started walking as light as a swallow, and passed the Qingyin Pavilion in a short time.
On the road from Qingyin Pavilion to Wannian Temple, a few monkeys popped up from time to time, staring at them eagerly.
The monkeys on Mount Emei had a reputation for being domineering and domineering before they crossed over.It is said that snatching bags and food is a small matter, the more aggressive ones will attack the chest and scratch the head, and the most ruthless ones are rumors of throwing stones and hitting people.
Bai Ting hadn't walked the mountain path before, and naturally he had never seen a monkey, so it was quite interesting to see the monkey jumping around at the moment.It is said that in the face of primates, as long as you are not timid and hold your head high, the other party will be bullied and afraid of strength, and dare not do anything.
The monkeys wandered around for a long time, feeling that the two were harmless, they jumped on Bai Ting's body.
Bai Ting was indifferent, as long as it didn't affect his progress, he would be interacting with small animals.
But Xiao Hei was not so calm.
Xiao Hei glanced at the monkey whose small paws were caressing Bai Ting's hair, his pupils became darker and darker.
In the end, when the little monkey's paw reached for Bai Ting's earlobe, Xiao Hei made a move.With one eagle claw, the monkey was grabbed by its tail and howled in mid-air.
A group of monkeys immediately surrounded the surrounding area.
Xiao Hei didn't move, but quietly released his coercion, and the monkeys retreated desperately.
Xiao Hei raised the monkey in his hand to Bai Ting: "Can I eat it?"
Bai Ting:? ? ?
After a while, the corner of Bai Ting's mouth twitched and said, "No, this is a nationally protected animal."
Xiao Hei threw the little monkey up the tree in displeasure.Terrified, the monkeys sneaked into the bushes and disappeared in an instant.
Seeing Xiao Hei's very regretful expression, Bai Ting couldn't laugh or cry.
Although Xiao Hei is an orthodox federal person, he has more and more the essence of Chinese people.You know, in the eyes of Chinese people, all things can be divided into three categories, those that can be eaten directly, those that can be eaten after processing, and those that can only be eaten after some way.
After all, in China, even invasive species such as bullfrogs and crayfish have to rely on breeding in our country to survive.
Without the monkey group, the two soon came to Wannian Temple.
Wannian Temple is the ancient temple with the longest history in Mount Emei. When you walk to the gate of the mountain, you can hear the melodious and continuous music of the piano in the temple.
Bai Ting quickly realized that there was an NPC.
Entering the temple, I saw a woman plucking the strings, with a peaceful face and a good figure.
After the woman played the piano, she lifted her long skirt and bowed slightly to Bai Ting.
Bai Ting looked at her place for a while, it was listening to the piano.
Li Bai has a poem called "Listening to Shu Monk Jun Playing the Qin"——
The Shu monk hugged Lvqi and descended to Emei Peak in the west.
Wave your hand for me, like listening to Wanhe pine.
The guest's heart is washed with running water, and the aftermath rings into the frost bell.
I don't realize that Bishan is twilight, and the autumn clouds are dark.
It is said that the person playing the piano in the poem is the monk Guangjun of Wannian Temple.Because of this poem, Monk Guangjun became famous far and wide, and many literati came to Mount Emei to listen to the piano, so people call this place the Qinqin Terrace.
This scenic spot is more or less linked to history, but the person in front of him is clearly a woman.
Could it be that Monk Guangjun——
It's a lady boss!
Bai Ting was shocked, this system is really great!
"Frog spirit!" the woman said, her voice was like a silver bell, interrupting Bai Ting's imagination.
Frog essence?
"My name is Ah Xiang, you can call me 'Xiang'."
Bai Ting: "Uh...forget it...let's call it Little Frog."
Bai Ting's reading of fairy tales was limited, so he couldn't make up his mind at the moment, all he could think of was the Frog Prince.
The woman seemed to know what she was thinking and narrated her own experience.
It turned out that she was originally a little frog next to the Wannian Temple. Because she absorbed the aura of heaven and earth, she was transformed into a human by the music of the piano played by Monk Guangjun.Monk Guangjun didn't know she was a goblin, so he took her as an apprentice to teach piano skills.
After the death of Monk Guangjun, she still played the piano here.In order to cover up that she is a frog spirit, every time she plays the piano, she makes the frogs in the white water pool sing up and down, making people think that the sound of the piano is made by frogs.Therefore, later generations called the frogs here "playing the lyre frog".
Just as Bai Ting wanted to sigh, it was really a story of "a bosom friend in a high mountain and flowing water", when he suddenly heard the voice of the Shenzhou system.
Shenzhou system: "Activate the task [Fame is in sight], please complete the dream of the frog spirit Ah Xiang."
Bai Ting: What is this?
Bai Ting looked at the beautiful woman in front of him, but couldn't bear to be harsh after all, Wang Feng asked in a tone: "What dream do you have?"
Frog Essence: "My biggest regret in this life is that I cannot be widely known to the world like White Snake and Jade Rabbit. I hope the host can make up a story for me that will be passed down for generations, so that people who hear it will cry, so that I will be famous forever."
Bai Ting: ...
No, my ability has long been used to help celebrities write biographies.
Bai Ting: "Many things are coincidences. Look at the 5000 years of China's population. There are only a few hundreds of thousands of people who can be widely spread."
Bai Ting quickly made a lot of theories about "better than the top, more than the bottom", and finally emphasized, "Being a monster! The most important thing is to be happy! Look at other famous monsters, where the spotlight can't shine , I don’t know how many heartbroken tears!”
The frog spirit pouted and covered his ears, "I won't listen, I won't listen!"
It's a pity that Bai Ting was so earnest.
Bai Ting was depressed, this frog spirit was like thousands of girls who dreamed of entering the entertainment industry, innocent and stubborn.
Bai Ting: "Hey, what story do you want?"
Frog Jing stared, and the words "If I knew I still need you" were written all over her face.
Bai Ting: "Let me go back and think about it."
==
Bai Ting and Xiao Hei headed home.
That night, Bai Ting racked his brains, his mind was full of stories like "Frog Prince" and "Carp Essence" that he had read before.
Familiar stories to the general public are definitely not available, but he can't think of any novel ones himself.
The next day, with dark circles under his eyes, Bai Ting came to the listening platform with a notebook he had written all night.
The frog girl has long been playing the piano and waiting.
Bai Ting: "I've thought of a few plans, let's see if they work."
The frog jumped and sat obediently on the boulder, holding his chin with both hands, looking at Bai Ting expectantly.
Bai Ting: "To be passed down through the ages, there must first be explosive points."
Frog Spirit: "Hmm!"
Bai Ting: "For example, the frog girl crushed a big rock on her chest, and the frog girl dropped the oil pan with her bare hands."
Frog essence:? ? ?
Bai Ting: "There must be a love story. Feelings can pass through the years and resonate!"
Frog Spirit: "That's right, Liang Zhu, and The Legend of the White Snake!"
Bai Ting: "But you only know Monk Guangjun. If monks arrange love stories, they can only write in the direction of Tang Sanzang."
The frog puffed its mouth, and the crescent eyebrows frowned at right angles: "Don't arrange for the bone spirit, I want a positive one!"
Bai Ting said you were relieved, and continued: "Innocence and small love will appear superficial, so sublimate! For example, Bai Suzhen has the spirit of daring to resist, and Su Daji's troubles in the government have awakened the rulers of all generations!"
Frog spirit was dizzy from being bluffed, and nodded silly.
Bai Ting: "Synthesis has explosive points, meaning, and love. I have made up a story for you that blends ancient and modern times, connects Chinese and Western, and shocks people!"
Frog Spirit: "Hmm!"
Bai Ting: "When this story comes out, Kant's famous saying will become—'There are only two things in this world that can shock our hearts. One is the brilliant starry sky above our heads, and the other is the story of the frog spirit!'"
Frog Jing looked at Bai Ting who was swearing by it, but for some reason, he didn't look forward to it so much.
==
Bai Ting racked his brains to make up "The Frog Story" one night.
[It is said that there is a frog in the Wannian Temple of Mount Emei, who listens to Monk Guangjun playing the piano every day, because he has enlightened his intelligence.
She fell in love with Monk Guangjun and wanted to stay with him forever.So she begged in front of Guanyin for 49 days, and Guanyin was finally moved.
Avalokitesvara said: "You are short of a cat, you have been chattering all day long, what is the matter?"
The frog said: "I hope you can turn me into a folk woman."]
Frog Spirit: "Wait a minute, why is the Sichuan dialect of Guanyin mixed with Northeast dialect?"
Bai Ting: "These days, of course the gods have to learn from others' strengths." Bai Ting has long learned the skills of the Shenzhou system to control the NPCs of the Shenzhou system.
Frog Spirit: "Ah...continue."
[Guanyin: "Really, you have thought it through clearly, do you really want to be like our little mermaid on the other side of the ocean, sacrificing her tail and vocal cords for love, only to turn into bubbles in the end?"
Frog: "I am willing."]
Frog Spirit: "This Guanyin knows a lot, but what do you want me to sacrifice?"
Bai Ting: "I haven't decided yet, how about sacrificing a thigh? After all, bullfrog legs are very delicious. Every time I eat dry pot frogs, I eat the legs first."
Frog Essence: "Ah... it's better to lose a vocal cord."
Bai Ting: "No, you can't make up the story if you don't speak up, or you will lose your hair. Anyway, modern girls are generally bald and don't have eyes."
[The frog has turned into a graceful woman. Although she is bald, fortunately she still has a wig.
She was very excited, and unexpectedly, there were two other big frogs who had the same idea as her, and they also turned into cardamom girls.The little frog was oppressed by them. 】
Frog Spirit: "Wait a minute? Isn't it a script of a pair of people for a lifetime? Why is there a third party and a fourth party?"
Bai Ting: "How can a story without setbacks be touching? Is "Legend of the White Snake" classic because of Fa Hai? Is "Cowherd and Weaver Girl" tear-jerking because of the Queen Mother? Is "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai" touching because of Ma Wencai?"
Frog Spirit was stunned: "Yes."
[One day, Monk Guangjun held a meeting to make friends with the qin. Talented scholars and beauties from all over Sichuan came to the meeting. The big frogs also dressed up to attend, but locked the little frogs in the ravine.The little frog burst into tears and touched the Davidia involucrata tree on Mount Emei. The tree god said: "Dear girl Axiang, I will give you a beautiful dress and a sedan chair, but you must remember that everything will disappear at midnight."]
Frog Spirit: "Is this Cinderella's script?"
Bai Ting: "We intend to spread the story through the ages, can it be so superficial?"
[The singing of the little frog moved everyone present, and Monk Guangjun was no exception. He was planning to leave the contact information of the little frog, but unexpectedly, when the clock struck midnight, the little frog left in a hurry, leaving behind a Wooden comb for wig. 】
Frog Spirit: "Wait a minute, isn't it a glass slipper?"
Bai Ting: "Of course not. I used to think that the story of "Cinderella" was very problematic. Unless Cinderella's foot size is 47 up or 33 down, otherwise adult women's foot size is 35-40, European A little more would be 43, how could no one in the whole country be able to wear crystal shoes.”
The frog spirit was taken aback by what was said, and nodded, "It seems reasonable... No, I don't have shoes, so do I have a comb?"
Bai Ting: "That's different, our combs will have special marks."
Frog Spirit: "So the monk Guangjun took the comb and issued a decree that as long as someone can tell the specific style of the comb, he will marry her?"
Bai Ting: "What are you thinking? That's a monk, not a prince."
Frog Spirit: "That's right, then how did he find me with the comb?"
Bai Ting: "He didn't look for you, he just massaged his scalp with a comb, and he felt very comfortable!"
Frog essence:? ? ?
[Monk Guangjun massaged his scalp with a comb all the year round, and it was popularized in the whole temple. Later, all the monks in Sichuan and Sichuan temples knew that the comb of Monk Guangjun was very comfortable.But they searched for a long time, but still couldn't find the same one.Hearing about this, Ah Xiang, the frog spirit, saw the business opportunity, joined forces with Davidia involucrata Shushen, and opened the famous "A Xiang Comb Shop", and hired Monk Guangjun as the spokesperson for the promotion.Since then, Axiang's combs have been well-known at home and abroad, and won the reputation of "Which massage comb is the best, and Emei in Shuchuan is looking for Axiang". 】
Frog Spirit: "No more?"
Bai Ting: "Yes."
Frog Spirit: "What a bad story?"
Bai Ting: "Look at this story, is it complicated and confusing, full of twists and turns, surprises from time to time, and a turning point every now and then?"
Frog Spirit: "Yes, the turning point made me shiver. What you promised is explosive, meaningful, and where is the love?"
Bai Ting: "You fell in love with Monk Guangjun, and in the end you had a lover but couldn't get married and became a business partner. Do you think it's sad? It's so sad! Is it sad? It's so sad! The furthest distance in the world , not the ends of the earth..."
Frog Spirit: "Stop it, take it as love, what's the point?"
Bai Ting: "Independent women, self-reliance and self-improvement, making a fortune, isn't that meaningful enough. I have already thought of the title of the soft article for you, "From zero income to a million dollars a year, she bid farewell to love and saw the distance!" "
Frog Essence: ...
Frog Essence: I am young, I have underestimated the host!
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