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New post: [The landlord wants to chase someone, please help]

Owner: Xiaobai

As in the title, love experience is 0, I don’t know how to start

1L=

If the landlord is tall, rich and handsome, you can do whatever you want in chasing people;

If the landlord is rich but neither tall nor handsome, you can solve it by spending money;

If the landlord is tall and handsome but not rich, the sincerity can be broken;

If the landlord has none of the three, but has self-cultivation, knowledge, and humor, you will have a half chance if you work hard;

If the landlord has none of the three and no extra points, it depends on how blind the other party is.

2L=

Oh my god, the recent 1Ls are so good, they will end this building as soon as they come in.

Bai Ting stared at the forum page, clicking refresh every 2 minutes.

After 10 minutes, the post still only has two layers of replies.

It was obvious that the Commonwealth did not want to advise him.

Bai Ting stared at 1L's reply and carefully listed his conditions.

Appearance is acceptable.

Height is enough.

Career, working hard.

It seems that there is no need to be too pessimistic.

He was about to complete the main building when he found that the post had been deleted, and an administrator message had been received in the message box.

"The post you posted "The landlord wants to chase someone, please help" does not belong to the scope of [gossip chatting]. Questions] section."

Bai Ting looked at the name of the administrator. He was not impressed by this administrator who banned his account from all forums for three days.

Bai Ting simply gave up and gave up the idea of ​​continuing to post, anyway, he had a grudge against pursuing Xiao Hei.

First of all, as a novice in love, he only has a swaying heart and no pampering skills.

Secondly, he knows himself very well, the Yangou attribute is too strong, and because Xiao Hei is the only one he relies on in the Strange Federation, he has a little more special affection.He is also at a loss as to how sincere this love is.

The best way to divert your thoughts and mixed emotions is to keep yourself busy.

Bai Ting devoted himself wholeheartedly to the construction of Huaxia Mountains and Rivers, reintegrated the unlocked tourism resources, refined the consumption levels of accommodation and catering, and improved the customer experience.

The hard work has paid off, with both new and repeat customers increasing.Among them, the live broadcast of the number of lions has made a huge contribution. It not only made the two anchors famous, but also made Huaxia Star a hot spot on the platform, which once attracted many tourists from the platform to visit.

In addition to leaving the necessary operating funds, Bai Ting continued to invest in the unlocking of scenic spots. Soon, the city of Beijing will be fully unlocked.

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[Beijing] The last attraction to be unlocked is [Temple of Heaven].

The Temple of Heaven is located in the south of Beijing. It is the place where the emperors of the Ming and Qing dynasties worshiped the heavens and prayed for the valley. It is also the largest temple for worshiping the heavens in the world.

The altar wall of the Temple of Heaven is semicircular in the north and square in the south, symbolizing the roundness of the sky and the earth.

The buildings on the Temple of Heaven are also divided into north and south. The south side is the Circular Mound Altar, with the Circular Mound and the Emperor’s Vault of Heaven;

Bai Ting liked to take a walk in the Temple of Heaven in the morning before crossing. Instead of entering the Circular Mound Altar, he only paid [-] yuan for the entrance ticket, and walked slowly like an old man.

The unlocking conditions of [Temple of Heaven] are not strict. Bai Ting saw that there was enough cash in the account, so he quickly clicked to unlock it.

The Temple of Heaven was completed, and Bai Ting took Xiao Hei into the circular mound.

Xiao Hei is obviously full of curiosity about this novel building. From the perspective of people from the Federation, this Circular Mound Altar is a superfluous building that does not know its purpose and is inefficient.

Bai Ting pulled Xiao Hei to stand on the Tianxin Stone in the center.The Tianxin stone is a ring of stones, the first ring is 9 pieces, the second ring is 18 pieces, the third ring is 27 pieces, and the ninth ring is 81 pieces.On the second floor, there are 27 blocks on the 243th ring, and there are 378 nines on the third floor, which is 9 blocks.

Bai Tingdao: "All the objects here, such as stones, steps, and white marble railings, are multiples of nine. It symbolizes the emperor's unification of Kyushu, and also symbolizes the eternity of the country."

However, after all, no dynasty can last for a long time.

Xiao Hei didn't understand the melancholy in Bai Ting's heart, so he just muttered: "It's boring."

Bai Ting felt a sense of frustration that his motherland was not recognized, so he dragged Xiao Hei to the Imperial Vault of Heaven.

There are three wonderful stone slabs in front of Huangqiongyutai, which are called Sanyin stones.

Stand on the first stone slab and speak into the hall, you can hear an echo.Talking while standing on the second slab will hear two echoes, and on the third one will hear three echoes.

The principle is that the sound waves reflect back from the round wall of the imperial vault at different distances, resulting in different times of echoes.It's just that because of the large number of tourists, Bai Ting has entered the Imperial Vault of Heaven three times, but failed to test on the stone slab.

Bai Ting asked Xiao Hei to speak to the hall.

Xiao Hei looked at Bai Ting in confusion: "Say what."

Bai Ting tried his best to prove the picturesque landscape and ingenious architecture of his hometown: "Whatever you say."

Xiao Hei looked at the palace in the imperial vault: "Xiao Bai is an idiot!"

Xiao Hei is now standing on the third stone slab of the Sanyin Stone.

The third stone slab is also called "Heaven Ruo Lei Stone", because its echo is particularly loud, like "everything in the world, the sky hears it like thunder."

Ever since, three loud "Xiaobai is an idiot" resounded in the Temple of Heaven.

Bai Ting: ...

At the same time, the voice of the Shenzhou system sounded in his mind.

"Congratulations to the host, activate the random reward of the Temple of Heaven [one call and one hundred responses]."

Bai Ting: ...

Your sister is in full response!

If it wasn't for the retort that "Xiao Hei is a fool", the behavior was too much like a schoolboy bickering, Bai Ting would definitely fight back.

Forget it.

Bai Ting comforted himself.

Why bother with an idiot beauty.

The sky above the Temple of Heaven was sunny and sunny, and suddenly there was a burst of lightning and thunder.

A man with a dragon's body and a human head, a man with an inflated abdomen, and a woman in red and white trousers with two hands in luck appeared in the Temple of Heaven.

Bai Ting had read "Shan Hai Jing" and recognized the two men as Lei Gong and Dian Mu at a glance.

Lei Gong and Dian Mu said in unison: "Work for you."

After reading the system description, Bai Ting realized that this random reward of [One Call, One Hundred Responses] can be called a special prize.Bai Ting can periodically summon Thunder God and Lightning Mother to improve the surrounding land, turning the surrounding land from ruins into fertile fields.

After all, the range of attractions activated by the system is limited, and most areas of this planet are still in a barren or even harmful state.

Bai Ting was a little excited: "I don't know how to summon the two immortals."

Lei Gong and Dian Mu still said in unison: "Just stand on the three-tone stone and shout 'Xiao Bai is an idiot'."

Bai Ting: ...

wxya

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Although the conditions for summoning the Thunder God and the Lightning Mother made Bai Ting very speechless, fortunately, the skills that can improve the land happened just in time, which was exactly what Bai Ting needed, so he didn't care about the details.

After unlocking [Temple of Heaven], the [Beijing] map has reached 100% unlock achievement.

Shenzhou system: "Congratulations to the host, successfully unlocked the whole map of [Beijing], and obtained the achievement reward - [Beijing Traffic].

Beijing traffic?Bai Ting was puzzled.

Soon, three thousand taxis appeared on the map of Beijing.

Shenzhou system: "The means of transportation [Beijing Taxi] is universal on the map. The means of transportation [characteristic portable car] is only used for links to scenic spots in Beijing."

Bai Ting was a little bit emotional, he was used to the strange and high-end transportation tools of the Federation, and he would go up to the sky and slide into the sea at every turn, so he almost turned into Optimus Prime.Seeing the simple yellow and black car now, I feel a sense of intimacy spontaneously.

Bai Ting got into one of the rented co-pilots and asked doubtfully, "This car is pretty good, but there is no driver?"

It's not that Bai Ting cannot hire employees, but hiring employees is equivalent to opening another project, and his ability and energy are limited.

The Shenzhou system is extremely considerate: "This car adopts automatic driving. Passengers can enter the destination on the page and scan the code to pay."

Bai Ting quickly succeeded in the operation.

A voice came from the radio: The Beijing Third Transportation Committee reminds you that there are tens of thousands of roads, and safety is the first.

Okay, this Shenzhou system is still a fan of "The Wandering Earth".

Driving smoothly on the streets of Beijing, Bai Ting has never been so smooth. You know, it is a great blessing in life to catch up with a day without traffic jams in Beijing.

But there are also regrets, for example, there are no taxi drivers in Beijing.

The taxi driver in Beijing is the most eloquent existence Bai Ting has ever seen. After a trip, he can clearly understand where you were born, how many people are in your family, and what you have to hide.

Someone once ridiculed that this Beijing driver can do stand-up comedy when there are no customers, can do cross-talk when there are customers, and can do group cross-talk when there are too many guests.

Beijing taxis have no Beijing drivers, they simply have no soul.

After experiencing the rental in Beijing, Bai Ting was curious: "Where is this [characteristic portable car]?"

Shenzhou system: “[Characteristic portable vehicles] are uniformly placed 200 meters from the entrance of each scenic spot.”

Bai Ting had some small expectations, what would this special portable car be?It can't be the little yellow car, right?

The nearest scenic spot is ***, Bai Ting searched for a long time, and finally saw an unplanned area near the square, which was filled with very unique tools - rocking carts.

Yes, it is the rocking car you saw at the entrance of the small supermarket, where you can sing and shake by throwing a coin.

Bai Ting: "Is this a special portable car?"

The Shenzhou system didn't change face and heartbeat: "It's very unique, is it portable?"

Bai Ting was silent, and got into one of them.This rocking car seems narrow, but after sitting on it, it is a bit extravagant.

Shenzhou system: "The special portable car is available by scanning the code, only one person can take it, and you can choose any scenic spot in Beijing."

Bai Ting silently chose the destination [Prince Gong's Mansion].

This [characteristic portable car] is in line with the spirit of the Shenzhou system of "preserving the tradition and bringing forth the new". While flying at a constant speed to enjoy the scenery, while not forgetting the dignity of being a rocking car, it shakes up and down regularly.

Of course, there is also the quintessential soundtrack - "Dad's dad is called grandpa, and dad's mom is called grandma..."

Its painting style is so clear and strange that people can't bear to look directly at it.

Bai Ting: "Can we not play this kind of song?"

Even if you sing "Punishment of Impulse" and the like, I can bear it.

【Characteristic Portable Car】Be kind and quick, and quickly switched songs.

"Don't look at me as a sheep, the green grass becomes more fragrant because of me, the sky becomes bluer because of me, and the white clouds become softer because of me..."

Bai Ting: ...

Bai Ting felt like sitting on pins and needles, and after 10 minutes, he finally arrived at the [Prince Gong's Mansion] scenic spot.

Shenzhou System did not forget to conduct a host satisfaction survey: "How, is this [characteristic portable car] very good."

Bai Ting hehe: "It's really great! There is no odd and even number limit!"

Shenzhou System is proud: "That is!"

One of the most painful things in life is when you give someone a sarcasm and they readily think you're complimenting them.