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"Hello Bai Ting, this is Shenzhou System"

The strange voice was repeated three times before Bai Ting lazily turned his head and looked at the empty ceiling.

Bai Ting: "You continue."

Shenzhou System: ...

Bai Ting: "I've read time-traveling novels and system texts, so you can be more concise."

Shenzhou System: "Aren't you surprised?"

Bai Ting: "I've accepted the time travel, so why don't I bluff when I meet another system?"

Seeing that the other party was so calm, the Shenzhou system could not be carried out as planned.

The Shenzhou system, a member of the big family of "Jinjiang's special nonsense, funny and unreliable system".As a leader in the system industry, its previous performance appraisals are all A+.

But this time, he made an irreparable mistake from the beginning.

He was supposed to take away Bai Yan, but he accidentally read the wrong word and saw it as Bai Ting.

The Shenzhou system originally planned that if the host is an ambitious person, he will make mistakes and lead him to complete his great career.If it is a cowardly and timid person, he will know his way back, or find another body to return to the original plane, or place him in a safe and happy place, so that he will have no worries for his life.

However, as calm as Bai Ting, he can neither see ambitions nor trembling people. This is the first time I have seen the Shenzhou system that has seen countless people.

After struggling for a long time, the Shenzhou system chose to tell the truth and be frank about its mistakes.

Bai Ting: "I just said, how can there be such an ordinary way of falling asleep inexplicably, the author wants to recall the words and write two chapters without content."

Shenzhou System: ...

There was another long silence.

Shenzhou System: "You are my host now."

Bai Ting: "Yes."

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The spaceship is slowly moving forward in the vast universe.

The scenery outside the window is changing every moment.Sometimes there is nothing, only the background as light as ink.Sometimes it is extremely magnificent, as if it is studded with broken diamonds.Most of the time, it is calm black and brilliant galaxy.

The spaceship is like a lonely boat, but when it passes by other boats, no one shouts a few words or greets them warmly.

The more planets they docked, the more people disembarked. In the end, only Bai Ting and the service robots in the cabin were left.

The Shenzhou system that appeared inexplicably remained silent, and Bai Ting simply didn't bother.

Being bored, Bai Ting came to the cockpit for a stroll.

Unlike Bai Ting, who was outside the captain's cockpit before crossing, the stewardesses and stewardesses were as if they were facing an enemy. The people in the cockpit saw him and enthusiastically said, "Boy, come in and sit."

Although Bai Ting was surprised, he happily entered.

The driver was a bearded man with swollen eyelids and blue eye circles, and looked physically weak.

After entering the cockpit, Bai Ting discovered that there was only one driver in the cockpit, and the other operators were also robots.

The captain seemed to see through his thoughts: "Young man, it seems that we are the only two living people left on board."

Bai Ting: "Well, it seems to be, it's really a predestined relationship."

Captain: "Since it is so predestined, let me show you my special skills!"

These words with the tone of Northeast Errenzhuan made Bai Ting sober up in an instant.

Before Bai Ting could say "No, I don't want to", the captain could not refuse.

As a spaceship pilot, his unique skill is of course not a big change, a big stone in his chest, it must be closely related to the spaceship.

Ever since, Bai Ting deeply experienced what it means to "spin and jump, I close my eyes, I can't see the hustle and bustle, are you intoxicated?".

The captain felt very good about himself, he did a few times of accelerated pull-ups and landings, a spiral barrel roll, and after Thomas made a full spin, he wanted to perform somersaults for Bai Ting, but Bai Ting tactfully stopped him.

The two-hour broadcast on the spacecraft sounded on time: "Dear tourists and friends, you are welcome to take the Fangying flight. This flight uses a new SDT spacecraft. The captain has 30 years of driving experience. He is mature and stable. He will definitely bring you a comfortable and considerate ride. experience..."

Bai Ting looked at the captain in front of him who was still interested in the stunt show.

Mature and stable?

Intimate and comfortable?

What is the federal consumer anti-counterfeit complaint hotline?

Captain: "Young man, what do you think is the essence of this life?"

Bai Ting:? ? ?

Would a normal person discuss the nature of life with someone he met for the first time?It's even more unreasonable than walking in the square and being invited by the aunt to dance the square dance.

Captain: "The essence of life is the process of creating something from nothing and returning to nothing. All the high-ranking officials and riches, prosperity and wealth in life are just a small wooden box in the end."

Bai Ting looked vigilantly at the captain's world-weary look, and looked out the window, wondering how likely the spaceship would be to survive.

Bai Ting: "Farewell, I'll go back to the cabin to sleep."

Just before Bai Ting was about to step out of the gate, he heard the captain muttering in a low voice: "Although dead is a small wooden box, is it not good to be alive? Why do you want to settle on Planet 25184?"

After finishing speaking, he shook his head and sighed, as if what he was transporting was not a guest, but a hearse.

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The spaceship arrived at star 25184, and the captain saw off the last guest.

Captain: "I will pass by here again in three months. If you want to leave, I can take you for a ride for free."

The other party's eyes were full of sincerity, and Bai Ting seemed to hear the voice of a certain female singer surrounded by 360-degree stereo sound—"I wish you peace~~ I wish you peace."

Seeing off the captain, Bai Ting looked at the scene in front of him, and it seemed to be even more bleak than the worst situation he had imagined.

Looking around, there are black and brown dry land, occasionally criss-crossing small streams, flowing like a congenital deficiency, cutting in half at any time.

No animals, not even vegetation, could be seen.

==

Bai Ting had already made adequate preparations before he set off to star 25184. He had received welfare money from the social security department in advance until he became an adult at the age of 20, sold his few belongings, scraped together a sum of money, and bought a large set. The annual wild adventure survival package includes all aspects of basic necessities of life.

Bai Ting's original intention was to hype and market the 25184-star packaging in a year, and then sell it.

Yes, Bai Ting still does not give up on the matter of reselling the planet.

Before Bai Ting crossed, he had the honor to participate in the scenic spot planning of the Friends Group.

It was a run-down village with no characteristics in the eyes of Bai Ting, an old donkey friend.My friend assured me that it would not take much time, and he could turn this place into an internet celebrity attraction.

Soon after, the small broken village was renovated.The walls are pasted with antique bricks, and "red lanterns are hung high in front of every house." All the idle fields in the village are planted with cheap net red flowers, and the large ones are particularly spectacular.

Bai Ting accompanied his friend on the tour, not very interested, but his friend told him that as long as the soft text is well written, as long as the marketing is good, a sow can become a diaper, and a ruined village will immediately become a famous place.

Sure enough, a few months later, under the effect of overwhelming soft texts, Xiaopo Village was overcrowded.

The flower fields are full of vibrato celebrities, and the milk tea stinky tofu shop is full of small freshmen. As for the stinky ditches in the village that have not been repaired, they are a resort for literary youth.

With the blessing of friends marketing soft articles——

The broken house that has been in disrepair for a long time is the "ancient building of resentment", and there is a lingering love story;

The abandoned well with dry water is called "the universe in the well". Several celebrities or seemingly famous people have drank the water from this well;

At first glance, it looks like a bridge built after the founding of the People's Republic of China. It doesn't matter. It can be traced back to the history and said it was a renovation. The story of the Qingtian master avenging the people's grievances on the bridge, and the story of a certain emperor going to the south of the Yangtze River and meeting a girl here must come at hand...

He even saw a junior high school classmate come here to play in the circle of friends, and posted Jiugongge, with the words "a village that has been quiet for years, and the true meaning of life is found here."

Bai Ting:? ? ?

In addition to being greatly surprised, Bai Ting also got new inspiration.This time, he planned to apply what he learned.

Bai Ting originally thought that the 25184 star was a garbage star, that is, the garbage dump where the federal landfills waste.There are many garbage stars in the Federation. Even with highly developed technology, there are still many items that cannot be degraded and recycled.

As the old saying goes, there is no rubbish in the world, only misplaced wealth.

Bai Ting's original plan was to use rubbish to create feelings.

For example, before crossing, there were common bars in the ancient town.

A bicycle from a waste station is placed in the floor-to-ceiling glass window, and a few bundles of plastic flowers are tied.The books in the second-hand bookstore lined the wall, and the atmosphere of literature and art rushed to the face immediately, and no one looked carefully at the books. There were also books such as "Guide to Women's Menstrual Conditioning", "General Knowledge of Farm Pig Raising Scientific Medications" and so on.

Of course, postcards and handicrafts from Yiwu Small Commodity Market are also indispensable.

Bai Ting originally planned to take pictures of cats and tigers, tidy up the garbage on Garbage Star, point out the unique attractions, and make up some tear-jerking stories, and then find someone to take over after gaining some fame.

It's a pity that there is not even garbage here now.

"God is going to kill me."

Bai Ting suddenly thought that there seemed to be something activated on the spaceship.

"Is that Shenzhou system still there?"

Shenzhou System: "Yes."

"Forgot to ask, what can you do."

Shenzhou system: "The host has not yet reached the activation conditions."

"What is the activation condition?"

The Shenzhou system was silent.

Bai Ting was not reluctant, took out the simple transportation vehicle, went around, found a piece of clean and flat land, and built the simple house in the storage container.

Everything is done.It was nightfall.

Not far from star 25184 is an artificial asteroid, which looks extraordinarily round and bright in the night sky.Looking at it now, it seems that it is a bit of leisure and elegance while still admiring the moon on the earth.

Bai Ting sighed and said: "People today don't see the moon in ancient times, but this moon once shone on the ancients. The ancients are like flowing water, and they all look at the bright moon."

Suddenly, Bai Ting heard rustling sounds not far from the station.He got up and looked around, but saw nothing.

Is it my own illusion?Bai Ting was puzzled.

After all, birds don't shit, dogs don't lay eggs in this place, and he still earns some beasts and savages.

The sense of desolation and loneliness at this moment is the most tormenting.

"It's so miserable."Bai Ting sighed.

If he hasn't time-traveled yet, he would suggest that Alipay should not scan "Fu" this year, but scan "miserable" and take a selfie with his face to see who is "the most miserable".You can also distinguish between "miserable career", "miserable love", "miserable friendship", "miserable body" and "miserable harmony".

Don't know what "harmonious misery" is?

For example, if you look at Jinjiang Wen, you see dogs, men, dogs, and men who are in love with each other. When the speed of the car is about to soar, suddenly "Jinjiang audit says this paragraph is not allowed to appear, so I can only copy a harmonious society formula at will", you will definitely because of Jinjiang audit The hard work of the staff saved your pure heart and left tears of emotion.

If it is particularly miserable like him, then you can also issue a "Universal Miserable", as for readers who are still looking forward to the time travel, you can give a "Copy Miserable".