Picturesque mountains and rivers of the motherland

My name is Guards.

I am a little turtle from the shore of West Lake.

You know, as a tortoise, my origin is better than many of my kind. Some of them were born in Shoushuigouzi, some were born in barren mountains, and I was born in Hangzhou, where there is heaven above and Suzhou and Hangzhou below.

Spring is pink and willows are green, summer has Quyuan wind and lotus, autumn sees Pinghu autumn moon, and winter enjoys the remnant snow on the broken bridge.

Listening to the Nanping evening bell every day and watching the sunset of Leifeng, the so-called "a turtle must be happy to be happy" is nothing more than this.

The turning point in my peaceful life happened on a sunset evening.

That day, as usual, I was enjoying the afterglow of the sunset on the lake, and a figure passed by the lake. Just as I was about to exclaim "Wow, what a light skill!", I was lifted up from the water.

In terms of my cross-racial aesthetics, the man who caught me was very good-looking, but he looked at me as if I was not a happy little turtle, but a "soily old turtle soup."

At that moment, I felt so "weak and helpless."

After I struggled many times to no avail, I resigned to my fate, steamed, braised and fried, where is my fate?

Why don't you be a beer turtle? I haven't drunk beer before. I often hear people say that alcohol can relieve all worries.

In the end, I didn't go into the stew pot, but into a beautiful and large fish tank. A very gentle man fed and cleaned me every day. I called him Papa Bai.

Then, the cold-faced beauty who caught me disappeared.

Papa Bai wanted to send me back to West Lake.

Woohoo, I don't want it anymore, living next to Papa Bai has food and drink, life is comfortable and comfortable, the room is full of aura and suitable for cultivation, only fools want to go back.

During that time, the only ups and downs in my life was Miss Xiaoqing.

When I was young, I heard the name of Miss Xiaoqing, the female devil, who did all kinds of evil.She has a close relationship with Papa Bai, and she often rushes through the door. Every time she appears, I am terrified.

Miss Xiaoqing often takes me out on tours, and every time it makes me mentally and mentally exhausted, but fortunately, my spiritual power has also improved by leaps and bounds.

Later, the cold-faced beauty came back, this time, he looked at me much more gently.

Later, the cold-faced beauty and Papa Bai got together, and I have had another daddy ever since.There is a beautiful father, a gentle father, and a master with great powers.I am the Turtle Winner!

Who ever thought that ease makes people slack, and my career as a "good luck turtle" will probably end today.

When I was thrown by Xiaoqing in a parabola for the [-]th time, I didn't realize that the situation would be so dangerous.

After all, nine out of ten times in the past, Miss Xiaoqing would catch me in time. Even if she didn't, the iron wall I have cultivated now is enough to withstand a landing blow.

The sea breeze is mixed with the salty taste of sea water, and the water quality of my Daxi Lake is better.

The thunder light flickered, and the sky was all purple. The sunset of Leifeng in Daxi Lake is still more ornamental.

Just when I was thinking about it, I landed.

Hey, Xiaoqing didn't catch me this time.

The "floor" doesn't feel very good, it's bumpy, like a rock, and it seems to be softer than a rock.

I tried my best to turn over by myself, sensitively aware of the many sights around me.Look around, wow, they are all great!It feels good to be in the spotlight.

However, at the next moment, I suddenly remembered that these great gods were dealing with the giant tortoise, but at this moment, there was no giant tortoise in my field of vision.

I suddenly remembered what Newton said - I stand taller and farther than others because I stand on the shoulders of giants.

When something doesn't exist in your line of sight, it's most likely because you happen to be standing on something.

When I realized the truth, my feet trembled, and I tried to crawl backwards, trying to escape by climbing to the tail.

But I overestimated my sense of direction.

After climbing for 2 minutes, I found that I was standing on the glans.

The giant tortoise also seemed to have discovered me, and I could clearly feel the ups and downs of the "land" under me, and then a sudden bump, and I took off again.

This time, I landed on an ice floe.

It's also better on ice than on the back of a giant turtle.

My rejoicing lasted only three seconds, and I found out sadly that the location of the ice floe was right in front of the giant turtle.His big dark eyes were staring at me.

God!

O earth!

Could it be that my beautiful tortoise life will end at this moment?

Papa Bai!

Black daddy!

Goodbye!

My beautiful China, the West Lake that gave birth to me and raised me, I will be the cutest little turtle in your lake in the next life.

==

Bai Ting watched helplessly as the giant tortoise shook its head, and Xiao Nitian landed under the giant tortoise's nose with a thud.

The Nitian, which is only the size of a human palm, is as small as a drop in the ocean compared to the Giant Parkin Tortoise, which is like an isolated island in the sea.

At least to cultivate feelings, Bai Ting silently said "I didn't see, I didn't see" in my heart.It is said that the tortoise's vision is underdeveloped, and it is so small that it should not attract the attention of the Parkin giant tortoise.

Bai Ting's prayer didn't work, the big eyes of the Parkin giant tortoise visibly flickered, and its body that hadn't moved for a long time moved forward.

"Boss Bai, do you want to launch it? I can teleport away Guards in a second and then launch an attack!" Xiaoqing said nervously.

On weekdays, Xiaoqing often tormented Xiao Nitian, but after all, he had a sharp mouth and a bean curd heart. Seeing that Nitian had narrowly escaped death, he couldn't bear it.

It was Lou Kaimo who answered her. "Don't move yet, look at the neck of the Parkin giant tortoise."

The neck of the Parkin giant tortoise is as thick as a giant peak, but compared to its larger body, it is not worth mentioning at all.

The neck of the giant tortoise can be of different colors. The usual color of the giant tortoise is brownish black, and it turns red when it is angry.As red as Danxia at this moment, it can be said that the anger value is extremely high.

"The color seems to be a bit lighter." Lou Kaimo said.

Only then did Bai Ting notice that the originally rose-red neck slowly receded to a light crimson color, and even the junction of the body had already retreated to brown-black.

"What's the situation?" Bai Ting wondered.

Why did the Parkin giant tortoise lose its anger for no reason? Could it be that the old turtle's earnest words moved him just now because the tortoise's reflexes were so slow that it took effect now?

Everyone remained motionless, watching the neck of the Parkin giant tortoise turn from red to black, as if admiring a sunset collectively.

The Parkin giant tortoise slowly moved in front of Xiao Nitian, with the head only an inch away from the ice floe.

Xiao Nitian felt the shadow covering his head, and was so nervous that he went into a panic, kicked his legs, and jumped onto the face of the Parkin giant tortoise.

Not far away, Bai Ting's heart tightened, fearing that the giant Boning tortoise would get angry and Xiao Nitian would turn into a turtle cake.

The Parkin giant tortoise didn't get angry, but blinked. It seemed that it didn't care much about the new "pimples" on its face, and was even a little satisfied, so it jumped a few times with joy.

The thunderclouds on the sea gradually dissipated, and the icy seawater seemed to be waiting for the spring breeze to melt slowly, and the seawater flowed again.

Bai Ting looked blank, happiness came too suddenly.

Lou Kaimo affirmed his guess: "Bai Ning's giant tortoise should treat Xiao Ni Tian as his own child."

Bai Ting glanced at the size of the two tortoises, no, the size difference is so huge, how did the Boning giant tortoise accept it?It would be better to say that the old turtle is a child.

Lou Kaimo guessed what Bai Ting was thinking: "It doesn't matter, anyway, if the Boning giant tortoise can stop, Xiao Nitian will sacrifice it."

==

COCO Interstellar Headquarters.

As one of the eight major federal channels, COCO, under the leadership of the mainstay Rossi in the past three years, has released several popular programs in a row, and there is a vague tendency to secure the top spot in the interstellar channel.

This time, Rossi proposed to cooperate with gambling websites in fishing competitions, and there was no objection in Taili, and it was unanimously approved.

Facts have proved that Rossi's vision is well-deserved. With three episodes of the pre-match preparation program and a live broadcast of the preliminaries, the ratings of COCO Channel are all top-notch, and the click-through rate of the video on the official website is also far ahead.

Today's final live broadcast, the number of people scheduled to watch alone has exceeded COCO's record in previous years.With a big wave of their hands, the executives asked the two best production teams to do program spinoffs, intending to rely on the bonus of the finals to gain another wave of ratings.

To make a derivative program, the final is naturally the top priority of the material. All the teams of COCO station who are idle today are watching the program in the station's office or studio.

Before one-third of the show, the appearance of the Park Lane giant tortoise made the entire COCO building gasp in amazement, and all the sounds of gasping for air gathered together, as if the huge building was taking a deep breath.

Some new recruits with low media sensitivity thought that the Park Lane giant tortoise was a link in the program setting, and sincerely sighed: "The program is so generous! It's so exciting!"

The old fried dough sticks rolled their eyes and watched the show nervously.

On the one hand, they were vaguely excited that they could see the invincible pillar Rossi capsize; on the other hand, they were also worried that everyone was on COCO, and the rabbit died and the fox was sad, and they would not be able to fall well.

When the Park Lane giant tortoise started to get angry, everyone thought that the show was over, Huaxia Star was over, and Rossi was also over.

"Do you want to cut off the signal source of the program?" the director asked the director.

The head of the station looked gloomy, and let his imagination run wild, imagining the possibility of a hundred kinds of programs being overturned, and he never imagined that a giant Parkinning tortoise would emerge from a tourist planet.It doesn't matter if it's an ordinary Parkin giant tortoise, gentle and lazy, but this one is a mutant one in a million.

Director: "The station is ready to insert news or episodes immediately."

The director looked at the screen, pondered for a while, and finally waved his hand. "No cut."

The source of the recording of the show is Huaxia Star. Rossi has the right to directly cut off the screen, but the other party did not do so. Naturally, there are considerations. The director is [-]% assured of Rossi.

Taking a step back, regardless of whether Rossi is aware of the situation, things have already happened now, and all viewers know that there is a mutated Parkin giant tortoise in the show.Even if the audience doesn't know, their deadly rivals, other hyped-up media, will make a lot of noise about the matter, as we all know.

Instead of cutting off the picture and allowing the other party to make up and imagine, it is better to spread the facts.

Director: "These guests are very popular, I'm afraid if something goes wrong..."

Director: "Did you think that the audience would pretend that they didn't see the capsized ship if it was interrupted directly? Didn't they see the Park Lane giant tortoise?"

The director judged the situation, and the worst situation has already happened. The worse situation is the death of the guests, and the complete annihilation of half of Huaxia stars. As one of the organizers of the event, responsibility and public opinion condemnation are indispensable.Instead of covering it up, making the public even more disgusted, and adding guilt to the crime, it is better to be honest and fulfill the responsibility of the media to disclose the truth.It can also respond according to public opinion.

Director: "As long as the signal in front is not interrupted, the broadcast will continue, and the official website will follow up accordingly. The two spin-off teams will immediately open the webcast and find two smarter hosts."

The director didn't understand, so he said, "Director, isn't this making things worse?"

Director: "It's better to control the heat yourself than to make people upset." After finishing speaking, he looked at the screen with deep pupils.He can only pray now that there will be no major casualties.

However, the heavens did not seem to hear his prayers. Not only did time prove that this was an extremely aggressive mutated Parkin giant tortoise, but also its attack power was unprecedented, and the most terrifying thing was that it was still in a state of rampage, preferring to die.

Fortunately, the guests were quite strong, and Kaliang sent the staff and guests ashore without casualties.Lou Kaimo and Tang Shuihuo restrained the Boning giant tortoise, delaying time.

Soon, the staff of Huaxia Star also joined the battlefield.

The director paid close attention to the trend of public opinion on the interactive platform. Sure enough, this group of staff who "walked against the wind" aroused a lot of goodwill. The comments that originally questioned the lack of security of the show and Huaxia Star were much less, and more of them were encouraged. .

'Mr. Lou and Mr. Tang are also great!My tears are worthless! '

'Who are those handsome couple? I need to know their names in 10 minutes! '

"It's a staff member of Huaxia Star. The tall one is called Li Bai. I am very impressed. I met him when I was traveling in Huaxia Star. He is very talented!"

'ah!I saw the Huaxia star contestants in the Star Beauty Contest!Little girl!Bai Suzhen!Wang Zhaojun!Woohoo, our beauties are not lacking in appearance, but also flesh and blood, loyal and righteous! '

'I saw that Bai Ting and Miss Ah Xiang were also missing in the live broadcast?Why didn't you show up here?You won't run away, will you?coward! '

'Think about how it's possible with your little brain!Not to mention that Boss Bai has always faced difficulties, if the boss ran away, would the employees still be willing to work hard for him?The basic logic must be clear! '

'That is, Lou Kaimo is still on the front line?Do you think that Mobai CP is a fragile CP who flies separately in the face of catastrophe? '

'Are these important?Isn't it important that so many people can't control the scene?Why can't they unite to kill? '

'The most frightening thing about the giant tortoise is its self-explosion function. It will be destroyed together with the planet, and Huaxia Star is not big. '

……

The director looked at the transmitted image and judged the current situation.

The staff and guests of Huaxia Star "surmounted adversity" and were very passionate.But the situation didn't improve. The neck of the Parkin giant tortoise became more and more red, which was obviously a prelude to "self-explosion".

Once it "explodes", most of the planet will be destroyed.

The director explained: "Prepare the live broadcast room. Once the self-explosion occurs and the picture is interrupted, immediately switch to the second live broadcast room and continue to focus on Huaxia stars."

Director: "What are you going to do?"

Director: "Special reports, follow-up rescue situation, comfort to the families of the victims, etc. In short, we should keep a low profile and report complete."

The director looked at the Parkin giant tortoise surrounded by everyone in the screen: "Is it possible that they subdued the Parkin giant tortoise? There were no casualties? Is this just an ordinary program accident?"

The director understands that the director is "whimsical". Some people like to fantasize about the best possible possibilities when they are in a desperate situation. "If that's the case, continue to make special reports, treat it as a novelty-hunting event, and follow up the interview from the perspective of all parties involved, and the heat will be even higher."

The director clasped his palms together and prayed, chanting.

I don't know if prayers played a role, but on the screen, the Parkin giant tortoise on the verge of eruption gradually extinguished its anger, and the thunderous sea gradually returned to tranquility.

"What's the situation?" The director was confused while being happy.

Not to mention the director, no one knows the situation in front of him.A timid person covered his eyes with his hands a minute ago, and now he heard the sound, quietly opened his fingers, looked at the calm sea, and couldn't help but grabbed others and asked, "What happened?"

No one can describe it clearly.

Including Rossi who sits in the front studio.

Rossi looked at Li Yi, who was the only one still sitting in the live broadcast room: "Is this... the end?" He was already prepared to stick to the last moment and dedicate himself to the news.

Although the high-altitude camera of COCO station is high-definition, it can shoot ants on the ground at an altitude of 8000 meters on weekdays, but it cannot withstand the harsh environment caused by the giant tortoise in Park Lane, and the picture quality is far inferior to usual.In addition, only the high-altitude camera is left, and the other flying shots over the sea have been damaged, and there is only one angle of view to shoot, so I didn't pay attention to Xiao Nitian who turned the tide.

Li Yi also looked blank: "Probably the love between Boss Bai and Boss Lou has turned the giant tortoise. As the old saying goes, love is the best medicine in the world."

Rossi: "That's for couples, for onlookers it's just choking on dog food."

Li Yi: "Perhaps the 'socialist core values' advocated by Boss Bai influenced him?"

Rossi: "What values?"

==

Shanghai map.Sands beach.

Bai Ting looked at the Parkin giant tortoise not far away, half lying on the shore and half in the ocean, and then looked at Xiao Nitian, who was lying motionless in front of the Parkin giant tortoise, still feeling incredible.

"Does the Parkin giant tortoise really treat Heaven-defying as a child?"

Lou Kaimo: "Let's transfer the emotions, after all, it's quite pleasing to go against the sky."

Bai Ting empathized with Ni Tian's situation: "Would Xiao Ni Tian be under too much pressure?"

Lou Kaimo: "It's pretty good. Having recognized such a powerful father, not to mention that he can do whatever he wants, it's okay to take off the turtle shell and walk sideways. I guess he is very happy in his heart."

Xiao Nitian, who has sharp eyes and ears, heard Lou Kaimo's words, two lines of tears flowed from the corner of his eyes: Papa Bai, don't listen to Papa Hei wronging me!My heart will always belong to you only!

It's a pity that Bai Ting failed to hear Xiao Nitian's heartfelt voice. "Also, if the Parkin giant tortoise doesn't hurt it, it would be nice to have another companion of its kind."

Lou Kaimo nodded: "Everyone is exhausted, let's go back to the hotel and rest."

The blue sea and blue sky, the vast sandy beach, Xiao Nitian looked at the backs of everyone.

Finally, it was me, a weak tortoise, who resisted everything.

==

hotel.

Bai Ting and Lou Kaimo changed their clothes and found a small kitchen.

"Did you have something to tell me just now?" Bai Ting burned a pot of hot ginger tea.Although the Huaxia Star NPCs are physically strong, they were not less affected this time.

Lou Kaimo hugged Bai Ting from behind, rested his chin on Bai Ting's shoulder, and let out a muffled "hmm".

Bai Ting: "Do you want to tell me that the matter is not over yet? The hard battle is next?"

Lou Kaimo rubbed his neck for a while, "This time the giant tortoise appeared on Huaxia Star, even if there were no casualties in the end, you will still be blamed, and all parties will hold you accountable. Besides, this happened on the show, I want to hide it It is impossible to stop, and the public opinion of all parties will pay attention.”

Bai Ting nodded: "I know, I will cooperate with the investigation of the incident. After crushing the truth, I won't give Xiao Xiao a chance."

Lou Kaimo: "The opponent obviously came prepared. He abused the giant Parkin tortoise in advance, made him unconscious, and sank into the Huaxia Star. Wait until the game starts, and then release the awakening agent to wake up the giant tortoise in Parkin. Such a careful arrangement , obviously to put you in a desperate situation."

Bai Ting packed the ginger soup: "But I don't understand. The ocean is so vast, and the fishing area is determined after the show starts. How did the other party arrange the Parkin giant tortoise in advance?"

Lou Kaimo pondered for a while: "The location of the sea area is determined by the 'Minority' game. This game seems random, but there is a way to cheat."

"Cheating method?"

"On the way back just now, I questioned Tang Shuihuo. He said that he received instructions to go to the sect this morning and asked him to answer all the answers."

"You mean, all the players have been bought?"

Lou Kaimo shook his head: "No, I also asked Kaliang, and his expression obviously doesn't know anything about the sect."

Bai Ting was puzzled.

Lou Kaimo: "It should be said that in this 'minority' game, as long as your companions are in the majority and you are a community, you can win this game. Low-level believers like Tang Shuihuo should be It is designated to choose only one answer, but there are two or more senior believers who will choose to stand on the side according to the situation on the field. As long as the two are on opposite sides in the last round, one of them can be guaranteed to win."

Bai Ting shook his head, feeling a little confused.

Lou Kaimo: "You don't need to understand this principle, the only thing you need to know is that the person who wins in the end and chooses the sea area must be one of the planners of this big show."

Bai Ting thought for a while, then asked in surprise: "Federal Administrator Yue Feng?"

Lou Kaimo nodded. With his super keen perception of good and evil in people, among the guests, Yue Feng, director of the Federal Police Department, and Liu Ming, a rising star in the political circle, all had extremely strong "evil spirits".

Lou Kaimo: "Dangerous beasts appear on the tourist planet, and the Federation will definitely send an investigation team. The investigation team will naturally include people from the Federal Police Department. If Yue Feng is the person behind the scenes, there is no guarantee that he will not pour dirty water on you, or even forge evidence. I'm afraid you'll be hard-pressed."

Bai Ting raised his face, still full of energy, tilted his head and smiled and said, "Don't be afraid, you will protect me well, right?"

Lou Kaimo was stunned for a moment, then said firmly, "Yes."

Xiaoqing lying outside the window basking in the sun: behind the sub-health of every single snake, there is a pair of nasty couples who don't know it.

==

Another room in the hotel.

After Yue Feng checked whether the doors and windows were locked and whether there was a camera in the house, he took out a barrier-type power ball from his bag, and clicked on the authenticator.

Yue Feng looked at the man on the other side of the screen: "What's going on with the Parkinin giant tortoise? I almost died today too?"

The man clearly told him that he would train a more irritable Parkin giant tortoise, and after being given anesthesia, he would secretly place it in the sea of ​​the competition.By the time the finals were all the attention, the effect of the medicine had almost faded, so he put some sobering agent at the right time to wake up the Giant Parkin Tortoise, then the fact that Huaxia Star had the Giant Parkin Tortoise will be exposed to the public, and Bai Ting will also have a mouthful. Difficult to argue.

The man sighed softly: "Old Yue, you also know that human beings have limited understanding of the giant tortoise in Parkin, after all, I never thought that I would be so manic after waking up."

Seeing that Yue Feng's face was still gloomy, the man hurriedly comforted him: "Don't be angry, anger hurts your body, isn't it okay now? When we find the special medicine that Wu Lao successfully experimented back then, you will not only become the most powerful expert in the entire Federation, but Order a bunch of people to work for you, calling the wind and the rain."

Yue Feng hummed, noncommittal.

The man continued: "The most urgent thing right now is to strike while the iron is hot. If Bai Ting's problem is confirmed, it is best to turn around with Lou Kaimo. And the staff of Huaxia Star are not idle people. No wonder Pang was sent last time. Er and Hong Si will overturn."

Yue Feng frowned, thinking of a possibility: "Those staff members are really powerful, I feel absolute coercion, tenth-level, no, even more than tenth-level supernatural powers. How could there be so many high-level supernatural powers on a small planet?" Capable person? Could it be that Bai Ting has discovered the secret of the experiment back then?"

The man on the screen didn't speak any more.

After a moment of silence, the man said decisively: "I spent the price of a Parkin giant tortoise but still can't get rid of this boss Bai, it's really a waste of money. In short, you have to be quick and ruthless, and don't give the Holy Building Group and the Lou Family a hard time." leeway."