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"Anecdotes Between Me and Huaxia Xinglingyin Temple!What about Buddha giving people hope? "

Landlord: =

Last week, the host saw a hot post on the homepage of the forum "The first shot of the year!"The Battle of Prayer and Worship to Buddha in the Four Star Regions".

The host is very interested in the gods and Buddha culture of the Federation. The host has been to or heard about most of the places in it. He accidentally saw a very remote planet and scenic spot on the first floor, the 25184-star Lingyin Temple.

The landlord coincides with the annual vacation, so he ran to go on vacation as soon as he said he would.

The scenery is indeed beautiful!

The food is also delicious!

Then the host went to [Lingyin Temple] according to the electronic guide with 25184 stars.All the gods mentioned in the building have never been heard of, and they are said to be local gods!

The landlord happened to have a few things on his mind, so he went sincerely!

1L=

squat!I envy people who just walk away.

2L=

Landlord speed, no eunuchs!

3L I am the landlord

Not long after the host entered the door, he saw hundreds of Buddha sculptures on the rock wall, which is very spectacular!The host really feels a kind of calmness to see the vicissitudes of life with a smile and the vicissitudes of life!

4L=

Don't make small essays!Small essays are all marked as navy!

5L I am the landlord

Well, I just wanted to express my feelings.

In the Buddha wall, I fell in love with the Budai Buddha at a glance, with a cute and kind face, in short, I have never had such a good impression of a face in my life!

The tour guide said that you can answer questions and make wishes to any Buddha, all by chance!

I asked the Buddha: "Buddha, Buddha, why hasn't the male god in my heart seen me after all these years!"

then!

I saw my face slowly appearing on the belly of the Budai Buddha!

6L=

Hahahahahaha

7L=

Upstairs, what's the joke?

8L=

"Why am I single?"

"Because you are ugly."

How euphemistic!

9L=

Pity the landlord for a second.

10L=

Caress the owner's dog head.

11L I am the landlord

The host was originally a heartless and happy aunt, but at that moment, she felt a little heartache and pain, and continued to walk to the Daxiong Palace holding back tears.

There are so many Bodhisattvas inside.

I think there are so many Bodhisattvas, there must be one who can realize my wish, right?

So I said to the Buddha, I hope the male god can fall in love with me.

then!

no response.

Just as I walked out of the Daxiong Palace, I rolled down the stairs!

I have lived for 30 years, except when I can only climb, I have never fallen!

So this must be the response given to me by the Bodhisattva.

12L=

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

13L=

Am I stupid?Can someone explain to me what the joke is?

14L=

The Bodhisattva told the host: "Want a male god to fall in love with him? There is no way out."

15L=

The landlord is too miserable!Can't the Bodhisattva speak some false words to comfort him?

But the landlord's mentality is really good, send a good person card!

16L I am the landlord

Oh oh oh!

That's nothing!

The landlord continues to walk and walks to the "Five Hundred Arhats Hall"!

The arhats inside are really lifelike, with different moods!I feel like my soul has been washed!

17L=

Rather than washing, I want to know if the landlord has been hit again?

18L Landlord

I heard from the tourists around me that you must be able to find a soul who knows you and understands you among the five hundred arhats, oh no, an arhat who understands you!

Then the landlord walked over one by one until he saw a standing arhat with eyes closed!

Luohan and I chatted about life philosophy, poetry, songs and poems, from the big bang to the decline of the planet, we really have a tacit understanding!

19L=

The landlord fell in love with Luohan?

20L=

God turns.

21L=

The sudden show, flashed my waist!

22L Landlord

Enough!

I just feel like a like-minded soul!

23L=

Explanation is to cover up, landlord!

24L=

Order a song "Hundred Years of Love" and send it to the host!

25L Landlord

Go away!

What's next is the key!

When the host was talking about life with Luo Han, there was a handsome young man beside him who kept looking at the host!

26L=

Never expected that there would be a third party plot.

27L=

It is said that Buddhism is a quiet place, is it really okay for the host to be so coquettish?

28L Landlord

Go away.

I asked the young man, "Why? Did you and I fall in love with the same Arhat?"

Guess what the young man said?

The young man said that he is the person in charge of this planet!Just want to understand the experience of tourists.

What can I say, everything else is pretty good, but can the Buddha in your temple be more tactful?Give me more love and encouragement, don't say no to it.

29L=

Hahaha didn't you get kicked out?

30L hate married girl

I see the point, young!Looks handsome!There is a travel planet!

Landlord, it doesn’t matter if you are single in this life, please benefit me!Give me the contact information of the person in charge!

31L=

I actually saw the famous fixed vest in this forum in this kind of post.Girls who hate to marry don't even miss this kind of post to find a good relationship.

32L=

Today is also a day to be touched by the spirit of the girl who hates marrying.

33L=

@恨婚女儿 Sorry, I don't need contact information, I only know that his surname is Bai.

Back to topic.

As long as I chatted with Luo Han, he just watched from the sidelines.

Then I asked Luohan: "Arhat, why do you always close your eyes."

I

soul confidant

The most like-minded in this life

most talkative

Meet and hate late

Can't wait for Arhat

answer me

"You're polluting my vision."

34L=

hahahahahahahahaha

35L=

It's so sad, so sad, but it's really hahahahahaha

36L=

I really want to see the owner's photo!

37L Landlord

at that moment

what soulmate

What is it?

go with the wind

Left behind a heart full of glass slag.

Enduring the pain of losing a close friend, I asked Luohan: "How can I catch up with the male god."

38L=

The landlord fell down the stairs again?

39L=

The owner is really stubborn!

40L Landlord

Arhat handed me a paper sign.

"First plant amorous feelings into peach blossoms, and when you go, the flowers will bloom and be crowned with flowers. Clean up your clothes and make peach wine, and Ronghua is already in a glass."

41L=

I don't understand, it's a little esoteric.

42L=

Does the meaning of this Buddha's lottery mean that there are no fragrant grasses anywhere in the world, and when beauties are also aging, I advise you not to be too persistent?

43L=

This arhat is actually not bad, the host should not be obsessed with male gods, the truth is plain and mediocre!

44L Landlord

I was thinking the same thing as @42L's brother.

Then Boss Bai next to me looked at it for a while and told me, "This is probably an acrostic poem."

45L=

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

46L=

It's too awful!Do all you cultural people play like this?

47L=

In fact, it’s okay to do a painless face change now, except that the original face must be used when registering various documents, and it doesn’t matter if it looks good at other times.

48L=

The above is right, celebrities and public figures are more concerned about having an original face. If we mortals are ugly, we can change our face to beautify it, and not use it to deceive people.

49L=

Isn't it a deception of love?Are you single all your life?

50L Administrator

Please post other topics that are irrelevant to the discussion topic. This edition does not accept any debates about philosophy and right and wrong.

51L=

I'm a little curious, who is the host's male god?Star idol?Political dignitaries?

52L Landlord

my dream man

someday

Will drive his "Xundie" mecha

Come marry me!

53L=

Uh... "Xundie" mecha... Isn't that the Marshal Lou Jingming of the Fourth Army?

54L=

Love rival, draw your sword!

55L=

Draw the knife!I will not let you go down the forum alive!

56L=

Draw the knife!Today you die!

57L=

Draw the knife!The male god who covets me passes me first.

58L=

Lou Jingming gave it to you, I want his younger brother Lou Kaimo, all sisters-in-law accept my worship.

59L=

@58L, you have such a strong heart, Lou Kaimo dares to ask for it.Although that face is indeed so beautiful that it makes people angry, but who can stand the temperament that freezes everything.

……

99L hate married girl

It's scary, even such an unpopular section as Gonzo has fans of the Lou Brothers.

Landlord, don't go.

I'm not going to rob you of the Marshal.

Give me Boss Bai's contact information~

……

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25184 stars.

Bai Ting didn't know that the small ad that he had posted in colleges and universities to ask gods and worship Buddha did not sink into the sea, but someone with a heart scooped it up and put it into practice.

At this moment, he and Xiao Hei are mixing with the tourists, having fun with the tourists, and watching "Legend of the White Snake" performed by NPCs in West Lake.

This is an income-generating project proposed by Xiaoqing a few days ago.Since my sister and brother-in-law are too good at acting, it is better to let them use their spare heat to show their affection in public.As for the other characters in the story, such as Fahai, Jade Rabbit Spirit, and Toad Spirit, Xiaoqing plays multiple roles by himself.

NPC's enthusiasm for self-employment is high, and Bai Ting naturally agrees with both hands.

First, a new income-increasing project was opened up, with no cost and considerable income;

Second, satisfy the NPC's desire to talk and perform, which is beneficial to the physical and mental health of the NPC;

All three NPCs are obsessed with sharing their experience with the general public, and the chances of making mistakes are greatly reduced.

It can be said to be three birds with one stone.

Surprisingly, the stage play was inexplicably popular and achieved remarkable results in generating income.There are even tourists who swipe three times and four times. Sure enough, touching love can transcend the limitations of time and space.

"The Legend of the White Snake" is Bai Ting's childhood memory. Zhao Yazhi's version of the White Snake has been read no less than three times.

Xiao Hei looked at the white lady on the stage, in order to repay her kindness, and made a promise with her body, and summoned up the courage to move to Bai Ting's position.

Bai Ting watched intently, but still felt that there was a heat source approaching beside him.

"What?" Bai Ting asked.

At this time, Xiao Hei looked at him without blinking, Sheng Shi's beauty was extremely lethal, and the moist eyes like a puppy multiplied the lethality several times.

Bai Ting didn't dare to look at him, and forcibly moved his head back to the stage.

Bai Ting: "What's wrong?"

Xiao Hei faltered for a while, and finally mustered up the courage: "I want to repay the favor."

Bai Ting didn't understand what Xiao Hei meant, or in other words, he didn't guess when the people around him would be excited.

So Bai Ting'er replied in a serious way: "I'll be happy if you don't take revenge."

Black:  …

The two were in the middle of their mouths, and a few men were talking loudly from behind.

"What rubbish show, wasting my time. This story is too illogical, and you have to give your body to repay your kindness?"

"You know what a fart, it's not that little brother Xu Xian has red lips and white teeth, so Bai Suzhen likes it. Girls are not like this. They are handsome and have no way to repay kindness. They can only promise each other with their bodies. They are ugly and kind I don’t think that I will be a cow or a horse in my next life.”

"Since the white snake has boundless magic power, why must it be used in this way? Xu Xian's decline to the extreme has caused many disasters, which are basically brought by the white snake. In the final analysis, the white snake is still greedy for beauty."

"That's right, this Bai Suzhen can teach Xu Xian medical skills, help him become a genius doctor, turn Baoan Tang into a high-end interstellar hospital, marry Bai Fumei from now on, and walk to the pinnacle of life."

"Hahaha brother, your script is more passionate, I like it. Dazhang, why are you staring at the stage and drooling."

"Needless to say, it must be the handsome Xu Xian in the stands, Dazhang's favorite type. After the show is over, go have a dip."

"Ha, I think that girl named Xiaoqing is pretty good, exciting!"

……

The conversations of several people became louder and louder, completely ignoring the public places.The content of the conversation is also becoming more and more unpleasant, which hinders publicity.

With anger in his eyes, Bai Ting turned his head, trying to wake up the public morality of this group of people with his sight.

He respects everyone's feelings about the story. After all, there are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of 1000 people, and it's not a Chinese reading question for exams, so there must be a standard answer.

It's just that he can't accept such obscene comments and lack of public morality in public.

That group of men obviously had a little wealth, and they were used to domineering and domineering on weekdays, so they didn't care about Bai Ting's gaze.

"What are you looking at? Look again and dig out your eyeballs."

"Get out if I'm upset, don't hinder me from watching the show."

The West Lake NPC was performing passionately on the stage, Bai Ting was alone, and was thinking about how to defuse it cleverly, but saw those few men suddenly looked like he had seen a ghost, and their faces were full of horror.

Immediately, those men got up, bowed and apologized to Bai Ting repeatedly, and then quickly ran out of the theater.

Bai Ting, not knowing why, looked at Xiao Hei who also turned around.Because the theater was dark, Xiao Hei took off his mask, but even in the dim light, that astonished face still stood out.

Bai Ting: "What's the situation?"

Xiao Hei is still immersed in the previous depressed stroke: "I don't know."

Bai Ting wondered, could it be that with the upgrade of the Shenzhou system, he also cultivated the temperament of ghosts?

outside the theater.

The few people who were panting from running stopped, looked towards the theater for a while, and took a few breaths after making sure that no one was catching up.

"That person just now was Lou Kaimo, right? Am I not mistaken?"

"No, I can't forget that face. I coveted it when I was young and ignorant. It's a lesson like blood."

"But my elder brother's intelligence agency said that Lou Kaimo was dead? It just blocked the news. Are you alive now?"

"Lou Kaimo is dead? Are you kidding me? Who has the ability? He's not dead, he's just a little bit injured, and the Yan dogs of the Federation can cry the Federation into a water system star field."

"I just said how this remote and remote mountainous area has developed a tourist planet. It would not be unusual if it was Lou Kaimo."

"So these 25184 stars are Mr. Lou's behind-the-scenes business?"

"I'll go back and inform my elder brother, don't think about it here."