Picturesque mountains and rivers of the motherland

When Bai Ting brought Xiaoban Lou Kaimo back to the West Lake Villa, the aborigines in Huaxia were shocked.

The term sensation was used too thinly. To be more specific, it should be that the front of the villa was crowded and lively. NPCs came one after another, vying to be the first.

Bai Ting: I am the boss, not a monkey!

Back to 10 minutes ago, Bai Ting led Lou Kaimo and pushed open the gate of West Lake Villa.Xiaoqing, who was sitting leisurely in the small courtyard basking in the sun and eating roast chicken, stopped chewing and her face was dull.

After 30 seconds of still footage.

The chicken skeleton with a little chicken in Xiaoqing's hand fell to the floor, and under Xiaoqing's feet, a huge snake tail jumped out of her skirt in panic.

Xiaoqing's inconceivable eyes wandered between the two, with a very complicated expression.

The translation of the facial language is——I was so diligent in telling Lou Kaimo not to harass you, but you guys even secretly have children?

Bai Ting felt that it was difficult to explain this matter in one or two sentences, so he simply didn't explain much.

10 minutes later, because Xiaoqing reported the news on the aboriginal contact device, expressing shock, NPCs from various maps flocked regardless of the province's KPI.

Because the situation was too weird, they didn't dare to enter the door directly, so they could only lie down by the doors and windows of the villa where they could peek into the interior.

If someone crosses the high wall at this moment, they will be able to see a group of men and women in strange poses lying on the wall of the villa.

The NPCs who came late couldn't occupy a favorable position, so they had to curl up outside the house, begging the NPCs who occupied the window to "relay the live broadcast".

The NPCs whispered to discuss the boss's gossip, but because of the endless debate, the "whispering" eventually turned into an "open and aboveboard debate", and Bai Ting in the room could hear it clearly.

"Is this really the boss' cub? Didn't you see the boss pregnant?"

"Are you stupid? At what age do you need to conceive in October?"

"Lou Kaimo is really shameless! He even tried to tie up Boss Bai with a doll!"

"No, why are you so sure that this is the son of our boss and Lou Kaimo?"

"Look at that kid's face. If he says he's not Lou Kaimo's cub, I'll suck up the water from the Yangtze River and fill up the Yellow River."

"Couldn't it be that Lou Kaimo was having a romantic relationship outside, leaving romantic debts behind? Boss Bai is going to clean up the mess?"

"Boss Bai being someone else's stepfather? I won't allow it! I'm going to kill that scumbag!"

……

Inside the room, Bai Ting's face turned red, blue, and black, like a palette.

My Dahuaxia NPC can do anything, and the brain supplement is also No.1.

Bai Ting suspects that if they continue to arrange it, the plot may develop toward "Boss Bai fell in love with Lou Kaimo but couldn't get it, so he seduced Lou Kaimo's son frantically, and started the forbidden love mode of 'the love of a sage'".

In order to prevent the NPCs from thinking wildly and devoting more energy to building the motherland, Bai Ting called Xiaoqing who was still in a daze at the door, and explained the ins and outs of the matter.He spoke as loudly as possible so that the gossip lovers lying outside the building could hear him clearly.

Xiaoqing: "So this baby is Lou Kaimo?"

"Ah."

Xiaoqing stared at Xiaobanlou Kaimo, extremely distrustful, and tried to force out the truth by intimidation: "Are you really going back to your childhood brain? You don't plan to use a child's body to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, do you?"

Bai Ting was sure that Xiaoqing was watching Conan recently.

Xiaobanlou Kaimo's eyes seem to be bigger, his cheeks are still fat, and he stares at Xiaoqing sharply.

"That's all." Xiaoqing was the first to lose.

It seems to be a common problem of kind people to be unable to attack children.

When Xiaoqing and the spectators dispersed, Bai Ting was finally able to have a serious conversation with Xiaobanlou Kaimo.

"I just told you the whole story, did you understand?"

Xiaoban Lou Kaimo has a serious expression on his face. Compared with Lou Kaimo's icy body, this old-fashioned appearance makes people laugh.

"So, you know me after more than twenty years?"

The white body nodded.

"What is the relationship between you and me twenty years later?"

Bai Ting thought about it for a while, and finally said, "A friend I don't know very well."

Lou Kaimo looked at Bai Ting, wondering if it was because of the innocence in the eyes of a child, it seemed that I felt pity for him.

In a daze, Bai Ting merged the person in front of him with Xiao Hei who had been dusty for a long time.

"If what you said is true, I will recover after a while?" Lou Kaimo asked.

Bai Ting nodded.

"Okay." Lou Kaimo said.

Bai Ting couldn't help sighing, Mr. Lou is Mr. Lou.When other children encountered this, which one didn't cry for their father and mother, which one, like Lou Kaimo, accepted it easily, calmly and easily.

Bai Ting thought of teasing: "Are you not afraid that I will fool you?"

Lou Kaimo peeled off a piece of cake on the coffee table, pretending to be casual, but when the dessert melted into sweetness in his mouth, the slightly raised corners of his mouth and the small dimple on one side still exposed him.

Mr. Lou at this time is obviously not invulnerable.

Lou Kaimo rolled up the pastry wrapping paper: "You are not."

Bai Ting was very stubborn: "How do you know I'm not? In fact, I was kidnapped by bad guys. If your parents don't come with the ransom, I will tear up your ticket."

Xiao Ban Lou Kai Mo Mingming is very thin, but his cheeks are a bit plump. He slightly raised his head, and after a while, a smile appeared on his chubby face: "Because I can perceive the good and evil of people."

Even the strands of hair are a little twitchy.

Bai Ting was stunned, and joked: "Your brother can perceive danger, and you can perceive good and evil. Is your Lou family a prophet?"

Lou Kaimo's cheeks puffed up, "You don't believe me?" He was so wronged.

Bai Ting: "I believe it, I believe it. Are you hungry? I'll go get some food first." His tone was very perfunctory.

Lou Kaimo was even more aggrieved, is this brother coaxing him like a child?

Bai Ting believed in Lou Kaimo, perhaps it was because Lou Kaimo could perceive good and evil that he knew that Butler An had no evil intentions in his heart and was willing to leave with him.

But the malice in this world is never determined by one person.Good intentions can do bad things, and good intentions can also be exploited.

Lou Kaimo at that time was too immature after all.

==

The dinner table.

Bai Ting looked at Xiaolou Kaimo who was eating to his heart's content, with two small meat buns protruding from his cheeks, but tried hard to maintain table manners, and the corners of his mouth could not help but curl up.

Lou Kaimo noticed Bai Ting's gaze, thinking that the other party was surprised that he had too much food, so he hesitated to put down his chopsticks.

"I was hungry today, so I ate more."

The tone was swearing, but it was a pity that the eyes were not up to date, and they still stayed on the dinner plate with nostalgia.

Naturally, Bai Ting would not expose the child's self-esteem, so he got up and made another bowl of rice. "Hey, I made too much today, why don't you eat more, or it would be a pity to throw it away. It is not in line with China's advocacy of strict economy, CD-ROM action."

Lou Kaimo's eyes lit up, he picked up the bowl and chopsticks again, gave Bai Ting an expression of "I'm helping you, it's not that I eat a lot", and continued to immerse himself in the food.

Bai Ting suddenly felt pleased.

It's a pity that this is not the real Lou Kaimo after all, just like Xiao Hei back then, no one can keep him.

I don't know how long Lou Kaimo's state will last, maybe it will end tomorrow, maybe next month, maybe longer, Bai Ting thinks it is necessary to inform the people around Lou Kaimo.

Who should I tell first?

In Bai Ting's address book, there are three or four people related to Lou Kaimo, but how to explain it?

With a headache, Bai Ting sighed, and logged into the "Skyline Forum" to pass the time.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I logged into the Tianji forum, the three big characters Lou Kaimo appeared in the first popular post again.

Bai Ting glanced quietly at the opposite table, making Xiaolou Kaimo, who was struggling with the food, stiffen his hands.

"It's okay." Bai Ting comforted, and turned his attention back to the forum.

==

Last night, a once-in-a-thousand-year bug appeared in the Tianji forum, and the entire forum, and even the entire interstellar network, fell into a chaotic state.

It's a pity that Bai Ting was chatting with Lou Kaimo about life and the past at that time, so he completely missed this big show.

Tianji Forum has a default setting, users can view the posting and reply records of fixed vests, but the records of anonymous posting or temporary vest posts and replies cannot be viewed by others.

However, just yesterday, an unprecedented BUG appeared in the background of Skyline Forum, and it was discovered by interested people in the first place.After he found out, he didn't say anything, but quickly took screenshots to record the anonymous posting and reposting of all famous vests on the forum.

As a result, various scenes of collapse of human settings appeared one after another.

There is a vest known for being elegant and erudite, and the records of anonymous replies are full of vulgar words.

There is a vest known for its calm atmosphere, but the anonymous posting records are full of trivial matters.

There is a vest who is sought after by girls on forums because of her family and loving wife, but the anonymous posting records are a bunch of flaunting posts about hookups.

There is a vest with super positive three views, so that sunspots have nowhere to escape, anonymous post records are a bunch of black people's comments, and there are even wonderful scenes of themselves interacting with each other.

……

The entire forum was boiling, and people with non-famous accounts ate melons one after another, enjoying themselves.

The well-known accounts that were linked frantically cleared their posting records, and the accounts whose personal settings collapsed too much and turned against them chose to cancel their accounts one after another.

It doesn't matter if you only have an account in the forum Chipin, you can start over with a new look.Those who know the account and correspond to the real person are the worst. In reality, they are slapped in the face, and the record cannot be erased even if the account is canceled.

The homepage of the entire forum is full of heated discussions, and the administrators can't control it, so they simply let everyone eat melons freely.

Bai Ting scanned the homepage, and he didn't follow most of these well-known accounts. Even if he heard the names, he didn't have much real feelings. Naturally, he couldn't get the happiness of the people who eat melons.

The only thing he knew was the first popular post that was marked red, and "Stunned!"I didn't expect it to be like this Lou Kaimo"

Lou Kaimo, the name of the forum is 'Bi Ge Mo Wu'.This net celebrity is well known to everyone, and it was announced during an interview on the centennial celebration of the Tianji Forum.

There are only a few commercial promotional posts under the account of 'Bi Ge Mo Wu', which is exactly the same as the simplicity of his personal interactive platform.

Did Lou Kaimo also post anonymously?You won't ask for seeds anonymously, will you?

Bai Ting gloated and clicked into the post.

On the first floor of the post is a screenshot of Bi Ge Mo Wu's anonymous posting record.

The first post is "I lost my memory some time ago and had some entanglements with a man. I have repeatedly dreamed about that man in the past few days. Is it a memory reflection phenomenon?"I have no feelings for that man. "

Bai Ting smiled, and looked at the time of posting, it happened to be a week after Lou Kaimo recovered his memory.

The word "no emotion" is a bit eye-catching, but fortunately Bai Ting has already seen it.

Continue to look down, there are replies from several emotional forums.

"Like someone's performance, how many have you won?" "

223L=

It's all there, but is it really like it?

"Come and test the marriage index between you and him"

79L=

6 point?

"Why Are You Always Frustrated in Love?I wonder if we can spend this life together?The name determines the fate!Enter the strokes of the names of the two people, and this master will answer your questions for you! "

455L=

13、4、15，4、6

------

999L master

@455L According to the calculation of this master, you two are destined to be destined, and it is difficult to separate in this life. The marriage index is 98 points.

The people who eat melons can't help but laugh when they see the exposed reply.

"Damn it, is this really Lou Kaimo? It must be someone from his family who stole his account?"

"What the hell kind of young girl is this?"

"I think Lou Kaimo's image is the most completely collapsed. I'm so fucking shocked that I want to roll over 180 times."

"I don't even believe in the marriage index. You told me that Lou Kaimo tested more than one? This world is really magical."

"I actually think Lou Kaimo is a little bit cute. I'm really crazy. Does he have anything to do with being cute?"

"Can someone decode who that person is? I look at the number of the surname, the first three numbers correspond to Lou Kaimo, and who are the last two numbers? Where is the goblin that can fascinate Lou Shao?"

"Don't you usually read gossip posts on the forum upstairs? I decoded it in a second!"

"Fuck, the cult CP turned out to be real, I'm dying! My twin buildings, the central star is flooded with tears."

"This can only prove Mr. Lou's single arrow, and Boss Bai didn't respond."

Bai Ting stared blankly at the two numbers "5, 6", and then looked at the reply time.

Probably before the Innovation Contest.

Didn't Lou Kaimo treat him indifferently at that time?

Can't there be another person whose name strokes happen to be '5, 6'?

It's not that he's self-indulgent, such a coincidence has no probability.

Bai Ting continued to look down.

After dozens of emotional test and emotional puzzle replies, there was another posting record.

"I seem to fall in love with someone who I once rejected, can a broken mirror be reunited?" "

"If a person rejects you and now confesses to you, how do you feel?What should he do to get you back? "

"Is there any room to recover the lost love?" "

Bai Ting looked at the post, and suddenly there was an unspeakable sourness in his mouth, and he didn't know where it came from.

He continued to pull down.

"It turns out that in this world, there will really be a person who likes you from top to bottom"

"He is so beautiful in the fallen flowers, I really want to sweep the petals off his hair"

"Why did I reject him in the first place? "

……

A bunch of emotional postings, because they were too trivial, almost no one responded, and even because they were posted too frequently, they were blocked by the administrator on the grounds of "posting in moderation, and the content is not nutritious".

In the back is a bunch of help posts in the question forum.

"Giving a gift to someone you like for the first time, what is the right gift?" "

"How not to be disgusted by the confession, the kind that still has leeway after being rejected?" "

"What kind of men do men generally like to dress?" "

……

The melons in the mouths of netizens dropped all over the place.

"My god, I can't imagine that Lou Kaimo has such a setting behind his back?"

"Don't dare to confess? Oh my god, shouldn't a man like Lou Kaimo put his face forward, and countless men and women rush forward to sacrifice themselves? Who can refuse that face?"

"I was stunned. Lou Kaimo must have had his account hacked, right? What kind of young boy is this young boy in love."

"I think this person's design is extravagant, am I crazy?"

Bai Ting continued to look down at the screenshots of netizens.

"The person I like seems to appreciate my brother, and my brother seems to appreciate him too, am I hopeless?"

The post sparked a heated discussion.

"Damn it, I lost my three views. What the hell is it that Mary Su reincarnated can make Lou Shao's dream come true, and also seduce Lou Marshal?"

"If it is decoded, I must see what monster this guy is? It must be a goblin who can't die after being bombarded 180 times by heavy mechs."

"I don't care who it is, I just ask him to publish "Guide to Fishing Men."

"My neighbor, Mary Sue, said, 'I'm afraid I'll be ridiculed if I dare to write like this'. I didn't expect the reality to be far more shocking than that."

"??? The upstairs confuses me. Don't you guys ever mix the [Starlight and Love] section? It's so easy to decode. It's just that I've been watching it as a lalang. Who would have thought it would be a documentary literature."

Bai Ting was stunned. He and Lou Jingming didn't have any ambiguous behavior, did they?What kind of brain circuit does Lou Kaimo have?

"In a Rejected Relationship, Is It Better to Quit? "

"After being explicitly rejected, should I choose to let go or continue? If I persist, how should I not make the other party feel disgusted?" "

"The reason for being rejected is that the other party likes another person, and the other person is my former self, isn't it absurd? "

……

A series of posts, nearly [-], happened when he explicitly rejected Lou Kaimo.

At that time, he only thought that the other party was just a whim, and he didn't want to be entangled in an unequal relationship, so he decisively rejected the other party.

As a result, did Lou Kaimo's mood at that time turn around like this?

Bai Ting felt his throat sore more and more, and couldn't help but look at the little man opposite again, picked up the chopsticks, and put a shrimp dumpling into the other's bowl.

“My favorite among Cantonese refreshments.”

Lou Kaimo glanced at the shrimp dumpling, flattered, and cautiously put it into his mouth with a bit of reserve.After a while, he reciprocated and took a custard bun and put it in the Baiting bowl.

"You eat too."

Bai Ting looked at him, and seemed to have returned to the beginning when he first came to this planet.

At that time, there was no one inhabited, and there were ruins everywhere, but this person was as beautiful as a rose in the flames of war, a bright lamp in the long night.

"When you come back, let's try together."

Xiaolou Kaimo looked around, thinking that there was something in the air that he couldn't see.

The author has something to say: That’s the end of the abuse of the young son~ I won’t abuse it anymore~ Let’s be sweet~

Today's nonsense——

Xiaoqing: Actually, Lou Kaimo is a woman, right?

Bai Ting:! ! !how you said that?

Xiaoqing: There is an old saying that women are made of water.You see, he used to go to the Erhai Lake to treat amnesia, and now he also needs to drink the water from the old spring to cure amnesia. Is this not made of water?

Bai Ting: It makes sense, but I can’t refute it