Jia She, the drama of Red Mansions

When he was nervous, Jia Amnesty couldn't help but say a few words, "Zhen'er, try to recall your memories carefully. It's not that my uncle is talking about you. I don't believe you have an adventure. I still believe in Wenquxing. If I had known this before, I would just go to the soldiers and then the etiquette to tell the legend. The Wenqu star in the movie is here to stay, and I will bless you. But even my uncle knows that the legendary carp leaps over the Dragon Gate, and that carp leaps over the Yellow River, and the carp is also a Yellow River carp. If you don’t believe me, think about what was said on the dinner table, the Yellow River carp The body is plump, the meat is thick, the taste is tender and delicious, and the sweet and sour fried fish is my favorite."

In the last sentence, Jia Amnesty pinched his throat and imitated Jia Zhen's tone of voice. Jia Zhen was so angry that she clenched her fists to justify the name of "sweet and sour fried fish", "it's delicious!"

Tan Li silently looked at Jia She, who was very happy in the past, and quickly averted his eyes. Now when he sees Jia She, he thinks of what happened last night, he is so ashamed.Let's take a look at the emperor and the others, let the boiling blood calm down for a while.

"No..." Emperor Dejia looked at the scene where he was talking again, feeling a little numb, and turned his head to ask Jia Jing for confirmation, "I remember the carps in the release pond of Guoqing Temple are all for viewing koi. Could it be that there is someone there?" Dormant among them?"

"Go and call that old monk over and ask, won't that count?" The eldest prince curled his lips and replied first, glanced at Jia She, suppressed the thousands of speculations in his heart, looked at Tan Li, and said in a deep voice: " Mr. Tan, since there are dragon horns, don’t they also have sky thunders? If you do all these bad things, God won’t do it?”

"The sky is unpredictable." Tan Li explained in a deep voice.

The First Prince: "..."

"I'll talk about the snake essence later. Does Your Highness have any other news about the painting?" Jia Jing said, "Since the painting can be burned, let's solve one problem first."

Hearing Jia Jing's question, Jia Amnesty pulled Jia Zhen to ignore the question of how to eat the carp, held her breath and waited for the eldest prince to speak.

The eldest prince looked around at everyone present, and finally looked at Jia Jing, as if he was considering his words, he was silent for a while, and then he said: "You sit still. There is another piece of news that Concubine Bai has recalled for a long time. I just thought of it. When Zhen’er’s name was determined, the snake hissed for a long time, saying that it could steal your Jia family’s luck training. As soon as this word came out, Bai Fangfei would not do it at all. .”

The girl who dared to fall in love with her sweetheart in private, colluded with the bandits raised by the public, and she ended her whole family.

"Looking at your expression, it takes a long time to recall?" Jia Jing didn't believe it.

The eldest prince smiled: "After I finished speaking, I recalled the reason for the snake spirit's screaming for a long time, it seems that he has a Taoist brother called Dao Mang Mang Dashi or something, and he said that he was interested in the luck of your Jia family." , I want to borrow your family’s life for many calamities. From it, he can steal the Jia family’s luck, and turn into a dragon when encountering a storm.”

As soon as these words came out, there were three swearing sounds in the room.

Jia Jing jumped up against the case, and yelled, "How dare you, Li Zi! - It corresponds to what Jia She said!

Jia Amnesty jumped up against the case, raised his arms, and said angrily, "Damn!"—If he dared to touch the Jia family, he would tear the female ghost apart!

"My day!" Jia Zhen yelled, and the classic Chinese curse blurted out without hesitation, "I wish you a long life, and you will have a son without farts or eyes..."

Emperor Dejia and the eldest prince looked at the three of Jia's family thoughtfully.

Tan Li had a panoramic view of everyone's expressions, and quietly commented psychologically. The two actors are all supported by Jia Zhen!

Although Jia Jing and Jia Amnesty responded immediately, they thought too much after all, so they slowed down a step. After cursing, they could only quietly turn their eyes and stare at Jia Zhen, cursing without panting. , could not help but look at each other.

Jia She's eyes flashed slightly, and he raised his hands first to show his innocence, "No... I didn't bring it up, I know how to fuck myself! I have never learned this kind of swearing by shrews." But thank God thank you The hope of the whole Jia family, and the sincere expression of the young patriarch's heart, let him, as an uncle, have his reason and acting skills online, and he didn't scold the lame monk's lame words.

Hearing this, Jia Jing immediately shouted in a cold voice: "Jia Zhen!"

Jia Zhen, who was in a rage, was startled when she heard the words. Out of the corner of her eyes, she saw his father's black face. Without hesitation, she hooked her godfather's thigh with her little hand, and knelt down to salute: "Father, help me!" ! Brother and uncle, help me! Where did I go wrong..."

"Don't cry, don't cry, the intention is good." Emperor De Jia looked at Jia Jing, whose face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and couldn't help laughing. He bent down and rubbed Jia Zhen's head himself, and said in a harmonious voice: " Your father is either angry with you, or afraid, has someone brought you down? Otherwise, where did you learn these vulgar words?"

Since he chooses to believe, he will believe to the end.

His only request is that the country is peaceful and the people are safe, that he can live, grow old, get sick and die naturally.

"Where's the vulgarity?" Jia Zhen was puzzled, and looked up at Emperor Dejia aggrievedly: "My grandfather and others scolded people like this when they got angry. But they didn't say it in front of me, and sometimes they didn't use polite words to scold, they listened to them all." I don’t know how to get mad. Father, let me tell you, my father and the others have double standards. They scolded me so badly. If you cover my eyes and ears, let me pretend to be deaf and dumb. You have to criticize them .”

"Look at this little face, don't be angry." Emperor Dejia smiled and took out a handkerchief to wipe his face.

The eldest prince: "..." Emperor, have you been given the ecstasy soup by the Jia family?Didn't I hear Jia Zhen say-Qi, death, dragon? ? ?

"Your Majesty, forgive me for being unreasonable." Jia Jing glanced at Jia Zhen, and led Jia Amnesty to admit his mistake.

Facing the sharp edge, Jia Amnesty suddenly came to his senses, and knelt down to salute.He... His mind is a mess now, and there is only one sentence around his ears like a 3D stereo sound—I'm so mad!

Seeing this, Jia Jing could only kneel down and bow his head earnestly, so as not to let the emperor's family see the strong depression and suicide in his eyes.

One belt two, want to commit suicide!

Always want to fly.

Tan Li then saluted, and suggested sincerely: "Your Majesty, the students think it's better to destroy the painting first."

Emperor Dejia nodded, "The boss is responsible for this matter."

After finishing speaking, he rubbed Jia Zhen's head again, and emphasized to Jia Jing—don't hit too hard, and don't hit someone in the face, so he went to the ancestral hall of Jia's family with his hands behind his back, and said: "I am alone."

As soon as Emperor Dejia left, the First Prince crossed his arms, looked at Jia She Tan Li expressionlessly, then glanced at Jia Zhen, and finally at Jia Jing, with a mocking smile on his lips, "Jia Jing, With this king in one day, you will always be the second child of ten thousand years." The future master of the country is only him!

Others in the room had question marks on their faces.

Jia Jingli ignored the eldest prince, and asked Tan Li in harmony to prepare the tools needed to invite the spirit.

Seeing this, Jia Amnesty had a flash of inspiration, and forcibly dragged Jia Zhen who was about to break up a fight, followed Tan Li's pace, leaving room for the two to fight.

After walking a little further, Jia Amnesty couldn't help but tugged at Jia Zhen's ear, heartbroken, "Damn, when will you grow up! Compared with you, Uncle, I'm so sensible!

Jia Zhen was so shocked that she forgot to resist, "You...you are sensible? Uncle Tan, has he lost his mind and gone crazy?"

"No, he's just thick-skinned." Tan Li looked at Jia Amnesty with a complicated expression.This cheeky glance swept at him, revealing a rippling look of post-event satisfaction, and looked at his mouth from time to time.

It’s just...

Very worthy of the character design of the ghost, the ghost!

If he knew about Tan Li's slander, Jia She would surely smile and say, what a coincidence, I have already thought about letting Cao Juju take the blame!

But right now, Jia She has not yet reached the artistic conception of having a clear understanding, and at the moment he is very worthy of his uncle's status. Jia She laughed and laughed, and seriously reminded Jia Zhen of what Jia Zhen hadn't intended to say before.

After listening, Jia Zhen felt as if struck by lightning, and was stunned again, her mind went blank.After recovering from a trance, Jia Zhen found that she had followed the two of them to a small dojo that had been opened up. Looking at the two who were observing the picture scroll, she stammered, "Uncle, Uncle Tan, I... I don't know why I said such words as angering the dragon. Will I be convicted for my words and implicate Jia's family?"

"So you must pass your brain to know what you say in the future? Your brain is tense!" Jia She turned his head, looked at the nervous and frightened Jia Zhen, and couldn't help feeling distressed. He patted the person's shoulder and comforted him: "It's okay. I don't think the emperor cares about it. As for the eldest prince, did you not listen to what he said? He only settled with Brother Jing."

While talking, Jia Jing also came over, with a bit of a bad look on his face, and gave his stupid son a warning stare.

The eldest prince glanced at the expressions of the three people opposite him calmly, and said, "I heard that your uncles and nephews in Dali Temple drew a talisman and donated blood one by one. Kyu subdued?"

"Since Master Tan is sure about solving the painting essence, why not let his uncle and nephew practice first?" Although it was in a soliciting tone, the eldest prince said that he could not refuse.

Hearing this, Jia Amnesty glanced at Jia Jing, looking at the indescribable black face of a scumbag, feeling distressed.Turning his eyes to look at Tan Li again, Jia She looked at the worry that flashed in his eyes, the corners of his mouth curled up, and he replied with a smile: "The prince has orders, and I should obey them. But are you the cashier?" Is it a bank note?"

The eldest prince frowned, and looked at Jia She with great interest.

Jia Amnesty did not dodge, held his head high, and said outrightly: "Your Highness, you don't know something. Master Tan has regulations in his school. They don't charge for hard work if they endanger the community. But this mere painting is fine, even if it becomes a fine Well, it’s my Jia family that’s endangering, and if it’s more serious, it’s you. How can we let Master Tan’s hard work be in vain? We discussed offering incense.”

"It seems that your uncle and nephew are going to do things first, right?"

"My lord, I, Jia She, is Lord Zhongyi, and Zhen'er is the emperor's only adoptive son." Jia She's emphasis fell on "the only", "The only heir of the Ning Mansion, the young patriarch of my Jia family. His Blood can be shed in vain for the country, and it is also obligatory for the family. But after that, a drop of blood needs to be nourished for more than ten years, and this high-quality ginseng and antler must not be supplemented, this..."

"Marquis Jia En, are you asking the king for money?" The eldest prince interrupted Jia She's words, a little horrified from the bottom of his heart: "How can you be so thick-skinned?"

"Prince An, I, Jia Enhou, don't like to confuse favors and interests. If you order us, then give us the money. We're in business." After Jia Amnesty finished speaking, he straightened his neck proudly, "Don't look at my brother, I'm Jia Enhou. Forgiveness depends on father."

"I believe in my father, and I have eternal life."

The eldest prince silently stared at Jia Amnesty for a while, then looked at Jia Zhen who was grunting like fried hair, coughed twice, and stretched out his hand to Jia Jing without any psychological burden, raising his palm upward, "Uncle Jia , my lucky money."

Jia Amnesty fought him, but he was still a little tender.

Jia Amnesty: "..." He originally intended to let the eldest prince bleed a little, to vent his anger on his brother.But I never expected, never expected, that the royals would be so shameless!

King An, are you worthy of your reputation of gentleness, elegance, elegance, elegance, and elegance that you enjoyed throughout Dazhou in the past?

Jia Jing took a deep breath, raised his hand and untied the purse, handed it to the eldest prince, and smiled: "It's just to drive away evil spirits and avoid evil spirits, and it's a lucky start."

The eldest prince naturally took the purse, turned his head to look at Jia Amnesty, and said provocatively: "Delivery, arrival, payment, payment, the money is here, it's your turn."

"... Are you sure this is your gentle uncle?" Jia She pulled Jia Zhen, gritted his teeth and asked in a low voice.

Jia Zhen nodded blankly.

"Okay, it's time to show off my real skills!" After Jia She said this, he gave Tan Li a "reassuring" look.

He is a man who has dreamed of the sun!

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Zulong: My son seems to be enlightened, and the inheritance can be opened soon [Smile]

Every day I gossip in the underworld: Fellow Zulong Daoist is indeed the number one dragon in the world, and he is the lucky star

Taking pills every day: Fellow Daoist Pingxin speaks with elegance.Other people's inheritance starts from serving the country and the people, why do you start by cursing people?

Zulong: Can you blame the dragon?It was Yuanfeng that bird was looking for scolding.We can't fight, but there's more than just greeting each other [Grievance]

Zu Long: You descendants do not hesitate at all.It was not easy for us to find someone to talk to

Fuxi made a guess: Fellow Daoist Zulong, why can you fight?

Zulong: Because of your damaged mouth, I wish you a long life