Jia She, the drama of Red Mansions
Chapter 52 The Future Toilet King
The reason why Jia Amnesty had the leisure to fight landlords was because Tan Li explained it to him later.In fact, the delay was half true and half false, it was just sending him, a monk of unknown origin, to the monk trusted by the emperor.
When he heard this, Jia She waved his hands again and again, lamenting, "No matter how much walnuts or pig brains I eat, I can't fill this brain."
So, after listening to the reincarnation of monk Tan Li Chaodu Laitou, Jia Amnesty got up in the Buddhist house.In fact, it made no difference to him whether he was in confinement or not.
If there is an iPad, there is no difference.
After Jia Amnesty went through the antiques he had collected, rewritten the novel by tens of thousands of words, played Cuju with Jia Zhen on the martial arts arena, rode the wooden horse with Jia Lian, and barbecued together, he felt bored.
When bored, I tossed up.
In winter, there should be other activities than just horse hanging.Moreover, compared to the secretiveness of other traversers, he has reported it in front of the emperor.Apply the original cards directly, without having to change the pictures on the cards, or explain what 123, JKA, etc. are.
It took two days from planning, drawing, making, explaining the rules, and starting to play.
Jia Amnesty first taught Jia Zhen, and then the rest of the people did not need him to teach.
"Brother, dear brother," Jia Shen almost squeezed the cards into a ball after a few rounds, "Can you stop counting cards! What's the point of the game like this!" From the beginning, he only won the first round. a handful.
"Yes, abuse of food is very meaningful." Jia Jing was quick to accept, and spoke of the buzzwords of later generations.
"Uncle Xie, I'd better go play kitten fishing with Brother Lian." Jia Zhen didn't want to sit at the poker table anymore, she would lose every time!
"Wait, let's ask a God of Wealth to bless us!" Jia She didn't believe in evil, looked at Jia Jing, and then at the "betrayer" Tan Li, his teeth itching with anger.When these two were drawn into a group, they were lucky, and they continued to crush them back and forth. They even set up suspicious positions, and set traps in their words, so that one round was like the last one.
No entertainment at all.
"It's almost the end of the year, and the gods will descend to the realm, so we must respect the gods." Tan Li saw that Jia She and Jia Zhen were almost in the shadow of playing cards, looked at the elders of Jia's family, thought carefully, and chose a card. The rules of the game are slightly in line with the parents' psychology: "How about we count 24 points?"
Jia Jing not only counted the cards, but also played tricks to change the cards.
But he didn't have the guts to say it.
The top of the Jia family's food chain should not be messed with.The parents obviously don't want the two to become addicted, especially Jia Zhen who is still in puberty.
Knowing what Tan Li was thinking, Jia She recalled the rules of the game—four cards, adding, subtracting, multiplying and dividing to get 24, which was very brain-burning.Immediately waved to Jia Zhen who was opposite her, "Zhen'er, let's go fishing with kittens."
- Put the cards one by one, as long as you encounter the same one, you can eat the middle card.
This kind of game is suitable for their uncle and nephew.
"It's boring to fight with you." Jia Zhen was disgusted again, "Uncle, let's go to Cuju."
"It's very interesting! It's windy outside, and Cuju froze to death." Jia She glanced at Jia Jing and Tan Li, and said to Jia Zhen with an exaggerated expression: "I still have a big super killer game rule that I haven't told you. I'll teach you how to play bridge!"
Tan Li's expression froze, and he suddenly had a bad premonition.
Jia Zhen didn't believe it, "Really?"
Jia Amnesty rolled up his sleeves, found a few cards from the cards, and said forcefully, "Look carefully, Zhaozhou Bridge!"
As soon as these words came out, Tan Li couldn't help covering his face.He didn't want to have any other thoughts except that he was convinced that Jia Amnesty hadn't studied hard.
Here, Jia Amnesty is still introducing in cadence: "Zhener, no, brother, do you know what Zhaozhou Bridge is? The arch bridge and the flat bridge are combined into one. Look, this is the arch bridge, 1, 2, 3, 2, 1, this..."
Jia Amnesty carefully built a slab bridge while speaking, "See, the slab bridge. Then these two are combined to become the famous Zhaozhou Bridge."
Jia Jing looked at the erected Zhaozhou Bridge, and frowned, "You're out of luck, did you do it yourself? Would you have such a weird way of playing?"
"It looks interesting, Uncle, let's play this." Jia Zhen's eyes lit up, eager to try, "Bridge!"
Jia She looked at Jia Jing provocatively, "Brother, come or not. I want to see if you can still count cards."
"I appreciate your courage." Jia Jing said in a deep voice, "Come on!"
Jia She is ready to fight.You must know that in ancient times, there were only flat bridges, arch bridges, and bridges combining the two.In other words, they only talk about bridging ability.The one that takes longer than the opponent is the winner.
Don't count cards, they will definitely have a chance to win!
Tan Li: "..."
Since each round was just a bridge building, Jia Jing didn't have a chance to steal a trick. In the end, the winner was evenly split, and both sides played very happily because of this.
Regarding this, Tan Li didn't want to express any thoughts, he just wanted to silently put a spell on himself to calm down.He is a very fallen tree indeed.
On the contrary, Jia Amnesty was so satisfied that he was dissatisfied with the butler who carefully reminded him to eat, and complained: "It would be great if there is takeaway. Just bring it to the table."
It's winter, there is no air conditioner, and I don't want to move at home.
Hey, if you go out for a meal, you have to sit in a sedan chair.
If it is written out, it may be sprayed out of reality in later generations.
"What takeaway?" Jia Jing heard the words, and quickly described it to others, "Did it appear in the Song Dynasty? "Tokyo Menghualu" vaguely records it."
"Almost." Jia She said, his eyes lit up, "Brother, how about we open a restaurant? Gathering delicious food from all over the world, or attracting businessmen to let other stores join, and then this can be regarded as your political achievement, solve the problem. Lots of vagrants. Let me tell you..."
Jia Jing found that he really couldn't keep Jia Jing's mouth shut. After listening to the babble, his complexion darkened. After dinner, he buried himself in the study for the middle of the night and wrote a memorial.
It's okay to be confined, but this year is the first year after their Jia family's filial piety, so they still can't be locked up.
There must be something to impress Emperor De Jia, so that the emperor is willing to fight against other united forces for the Jia family.
After receiving the memorial, Emperor Dejia smiled angrily, and slapped the memorial on the imperial case, "Jia Jing, Jia Jing! This is how you should have a child, no, I should be glad that Jia Jing is just Jia Zhen."
Dai Quan looked at Emperor Dejia angrily and laughed again, his tone changed abruptly in one sentence, he gave a mental thump, and lowered his head cautiously, not daring to sneak a glance at the memorial.
"Old Dai, get ready and go to Jia's house in micro-clothes." Emperor De Jia glanced at the memorial, with a killing intent in his heart.
Jia Jing gave him a business from the takeaway that Jia She said.
At this stage, it can be used as food for scholars in Beijing.As the competition approached, more and more scholars came to Beijing.Ju people study all night, or attend banquets to make friends, in order to expand their talents.Few people pay attention to eating.
The takeaway business can develop from this.There are not as convenient ordering tools as in Jia She's dream, but they can be fixed, with several set meals, and let people order.The day before, you can choose the package for the next day and send it over.
Food and beverage delivery personnel can recruit some beggars, refugees, or farmers who work hard to go out to earn some extra money in winter.
After this step has been established, there is no more to say about the next expansion, but the meaning is clear—an aboveboard listening to the wind.
The more he thought about it, Emperor Dejia felt cold sweat break out from behind him.
Stepping into Jia's house secretly, Emperor Dejia stopped the pass, and as soon as he stepped into the study courtyard, he could hear the bustling inside.
"This... is this playing bridge again?"
"Respond...to Huang Liuye's words," Ning Mansion's housekeeper and Jia Jing's confidant replied tremblingly, "Masters are...playing...playing with sand. It is said to open up some ideas for future board games."
Emperor Dejia was in a particularly complicated mood.He had just received Doudizhu, and he hadn't had time to learn it yet. The Jia family turned to play bridge, and now they are playing with sand?
Only a few days? !
Jia Amnesty is really not doing his job properly, his brain...
It is better to have a brain for playing games. It is best not to have a brain like Jia Jing.
Inside the house, Jia Jing seemed unaware of the extra breath coming from outside, and restrained his impatience very much, "Jia Enhou, don't you think this kind of game should be played by Lian'er?"
Jia She was not shameless, "Lian'er will be three years old soon, he can read two poems, and he can read "Three Character Classics" in large characters. How can we waste our years? We must know that the young and the old do not work hard. !"
"That's right, Dad, don't worry about Brother Lian, Mother is taking it with you. Hurry up, Uncle Tan is better than you!" Jia Zhen looked at the progress of both sides, very dissatisfied, "They are all single-minded, How can you be so far behind others? Quickly build a Taoist model that is bigger than them."
"Jia Zhen!"
"Father, you're from the Ministry of Industry. Don't practice make perfect for these projects."
"Don't mention it." Jia Jing said coldly, "Why do you think your father is fine and stays in confinement with you two bastards? Those idiots from the Ministry of Industry dare to push your father out to repair some inner city road toilet."
Hearing such cold words, not like complaining about eye drops, but sincere and angry words, Jia She slowly squeezed a smile out of the corner of his mouth, and persuaded: "Brother, don't be angry. This kind of work is really not good. Things that a noble young man like you who looks like a fairy can do. But... But, if you escaped because of this, wouldn't you be laughed at behind your back and hold the handle, knowing that you will still pick up jobs, and you will do it later What do you do with this kind of chores? Let me tell you, we will build the most beautiful road toilet, and use this to make money, and slap them hard."
Although he doesn't know much about it, many subway station exits, and even billboards have selections for the most beautiful public toilets, and he has seen news feeds.Therefore, I also know a little about the development history of public toilets, starting from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.He forgot the specific science popularization, but only remembered that there seemed to be a toilet king in the Qing Dynasty.
Then in modern times, Baba is still caused by natural gas swamp gas and so on.
Jia Jing heheed, not interested in this, and gritted his teeth: "Anyway, I want to transfer to the department or release it abroad. If it doesn't work, the door will be closed anyway, and it will remain closed forever."
The three people in the house: "..."
Emperor Dejia outside the house: "..."
Never expected such sharp words, the reason is... so flavorful.
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
The stalk of bridge comes from love apartment.
Jia two-year-old Lian: "I, Jia Lian, the whole family hopes."
When he heard this, Jia She waved his hands again and again, lamenting, "No matter how much walnuts or pig brains I eat, I can't fill this brain."
So, after listening to the reincarnation of monk Tan Li Chaodu Laitou, Jia Amnesty got up in the Buddhist house.In fact, it made no difference to him whether he was in confinement or not.
If there is an iPad, there is no difference.
After Jia Amnesty went through the antiques he had collected, rewritten the novel by tens of thousands of words, played Cuju with Jia Zhen on the martial arts arena, rode the wooden horse with Jia Lian, and barbecued together, he felt bored.
When bored, I tossed up.
In winter, there should be other activities than just horse hanging.Moreover, compared to the secretiveness of other traversers, he has reported it in front of the emperor.Apply the original cards directly, without having to change the pictures on the cards, or explain what 123, JKA, etc. are.
It took two days from planning, drawing, making, explaining the rules, and starting to play.
Jia Amnesty first taught Jia Zhen, and then the rest of the people did not need him to teach.
"Brother, dear brother," Jia Shen almost squeezed the cards into a ball after a few rounds, "Can you stop counting cards! What's the point of the game like this!" From the beginning, he only won the first round. a handful.
"Yes, abuse of food is very meaningful." Jia Jing was quick to accept, and spoke of the buzzwords of later generations.
"Uncle Xie, I'd better go play kitten fishing with Brother Lian." Jia Zhen didn't want to sit at the poker table anymore, she would lose every time!
"Wait, let's ask a God of Wealth to bless us!" Jia She didn't believe in evil, looked at Jia Jing, and then at the "betrayer" Tan Li, his teeth itching with anger.When these two were drawn into a group, they were lucky, and they continued to crush them back and forth. They even set up suspicious positions, and set traps in their words, so that one round was like the last one.
No entertainment at all.
"It's almost the end of the year, and the gods will descend to the realm, so we must respect the gods." Tan Li saw that Jia She and Jia Zhen were almost in the shadow of playing cards, looked at the elders of Jia's family, thought carefully, and chose a card. The rules of the game are slightly in line with the parents' psychology: "How about we count 24 points?"
Jia Jing not only counted the cards, but also played tricks to change the cards.
But he didn't have the guts to say it.
The top of the Jia family's food chain should not be messed with.The parents obviously don't want the two to become addicted, especially Jia Zhen who is still in puberty.
Knowing what Tan Li was thinking, Jia She recalled the rules of the game—four cards, adding, subtracting, multiplying and dividing to get 24, which was very brain-burning.Immediately waved to Jia Zhen who was opposite her, "Zhen'er, let's go fishing with kittens."
- Put the cards one by one, as long as you encounter the same one, you can eat the middle card.
This kind of game is suitable for their uncle and nephew.
"It's boring to fight with you." Jia Zhen was disgusted again, "Uncle, let's go to Cuju."
"It's very interesting! It's windy outside, and Cuju froze to death." Jia She glanced at Jia Jing and Tan Li, and said to Jia Zhen with an exaggerated expression: "I still have a big super killer game rule that I haven't told you. I'll teach you how to play bridge!"
Tan Li's expression froze, and he suddenly had a bad premonition.
Jia Zhen didn't believe it, "Really?"
Jia Amnesty rolled up his sleeves, found a few cards from the cards, and said forcefully, "Look carefully, Zhaozhou Bridge!"
As soon as these words came out, Tan Li couldn't help covering his face.He didn't want to have any other thoughts except that he was convinced that Jia Amnesty hadn't studied hard.
Here, Jia Amnesty is still introducing in cadence: "Zhener, no, brother, do you know what Zhaozhou Bridge is? The arch bridge and the flat bridge are combined into one. Look, this is the arch bridge, 1, 2, 3, 2, 1, this..."
Jia Amnesty carefully built a slab bridge while speaking, "See, the slab bridge. Then these two are combined to become the famous Zhaozhou Bridge."
Jia Jing looked at the erected Zhaozhou Bridge, and frowned, "You're out of luck, did you do it yourself? Would you have such a weird way of playing?"
"It looks interesting, Uncle, let's play this." Jia Zhen's eyes lit up, eager to try, "Bridge!"
Jia She looked at Jia Jing provocatively, "Brother, come or not. I want to see if you can still count cards."
"I appreciate your courage." Jia Jing said in a deep voice, "Come on!"
Jia She is ready to fight.You must know that in ancient times, there were only flat bridges, arch bridges, and bridges combining the two.In other words, they only talk about bridging ability.The one that takes longer than the opponent is the winner.
Don't count cards, they will definitely have a chance to win!
Tan Li: "..."
Since each round was just a bridge building, Jia Jing didn't have a chance to steal a trick. In the end, the winner was evenly split, and both sides played very happily because of this.
Regarding this, Tan Li didn't want to express any thoughts, he just wanted to silently put a spell on himself to calm down.He is a very fallen tree indeed.
On the contrary, Jia Amnesty was so satisfied that he was dissatisfied with the butler who carefully reminded him to eat, and complained: "It would be great if there is takeaway. Just bring it to the table."
It's winter, there is no air conditioner, and I don't want to move at home.
Hey, if you go out for a meal, you have to sit in a sedan chair.
If it is written out, it may be sprayed out of reality in later generations.
"What takeaway?" Jia Jing heard the words, and quickly described it to others, "Did it appear in the Song Dynasty? "Tokyo Menghualu" vaguely records it."
"Almost." Jia She said, his eyes lit up, "Brother, how about we open a restaurant? Gathering delicious food from all over the world, or attracting businessmen to let other stores join, and then this can be regarded as your political achievement, solve the problem. Lots of vagrants. Let me tell you..."
Jia Jing found that he really couldn't keep Jia Jing's mouth shut. After listening to the babble, his complexion darkened. After dinner, he buried himself in the study for the middle of the night and wrote a memorial.
It's okay to be confined, but this year is the first year after their Jia family's filial piety, so they still can't be locked up.
There must be something to impress Emperor De Jia, so that the emperor is willing to fight against other united forces for the Jia family.
After receiving the memorial, Emperor Dejia smiled angrily, and slapped the memorial on the imperial case, "Jia Jing, Jia Jing! This is how you should have a child, no, I should be glad that Jia Jing is just Jia Zhen."
Dai Quan looked at Emperor Dejia angrily and laughed again, his tone changed abruptly in one sentence, he gave a mental thump, and lowered his head cautiously, not daring to sneak a glance at the memorial.
"Old Dai, get ready and go to Jia's house in micro-clothes." Emperor De Jia glanced at the memorial, with a killing intent in his heart.
Jia Jing gave him a business from the takeaway that Jia She said.
At this stage, it can be used as food for scholars in Beijing.As the competition approached, more and more scholars came to Beijing.Ju people study all night, or attend banquets to make friends, in order to expand their talents.Few people pay attention to eating.
The takeaway business can develop from this.There are not as convenient ordering tools as in Jia She's dream, but they can be fixed, with several set meals, and let people order.The day before, you can choose the package for the next day and send it over.
Food and beverage delivery personnel can recruit some beggars, refugees, or farmers who work hard to go out to earn some extra money in winter.
After this step has been established, there is no more to say about the next expansion, but the meaning is clear—an aboveboard listening to the wind.
The more he thought about it, Emperor Dejia felt cold sweat break out from behind him.
Stepping into Jia's house secretly, Emperor Dejia stopped the pass, and as soon as he stepped into the study courtyard, he could hear the bustling inside.
"This... is this playing bridge again?"
"Respond...to Huang Liuye's words," Ning Mansion's housekeeper and Jia Jing's confidant replied tremblingly, "Masters are...playing...playing with sand. It is said to open up some ideas for future board games."
Emperor Dejia was in a particularly complicated mood.He had just received Doudizhu, and he hadn't had time to learn it yet. The Jia family turned to play bridge, and now they are playing with sand?
Only a few days? !
Jia Amnesty is really not doing his job properly, his brain...
It is better to have a brain for playing games. It is best not to have a brain like Jia Jing.
Inside the house, Jia Jing seemed unaware of the extra breath coming from outside, and restrained his impatience very much, "Jia Enhou, don't you think this kind of game should be played by Lian'er?"
Jia She was not shameless, "Lian'er will be three years old soon, he can read two poems, and he can read "Three Character Classics" in large characters. How can we waste our years? We must know that the young and the old do not work hard. !"
"That's right, Dad, don't worry about Brother Lian, Mother is taking it with you. Hurry up, Uncle Tan is better than you!" Jia Zhen looked at the progress of both sides, very dissatisfied, "They are all single-minded, How can you be so far behind others? Quickly build a Taoist model that is bigger than them."
"Jia Zhen!"
"Father, you're from the Ministry of Industry. Don't practice make perfect for these projects."
"Don't mention it." Jia Jing said coldly, "Why do you think your father is fine and stays in confinement with you two bastards? Those idiots from the Ministry of Industry dare to push your father out to repair some inner city road toilet."
Hearing such cold words, not like complaining about eye drops, but sincere and angry words, Jia She slowly squeezed a smile out of the corner of his mouth, and persuaded: "Brother, don't be angry. This kind of work is really not good. Things that a noble young man like you who looks like a fairy can do. But... But, if you escaped because of this, wouldn't you be laughed at behind your back and hold the handle, knowing that you will still pick up jobs, and you will do it later What do you do with this kind of chores? Let me tell you, we will build the most beautiful road toilet, and use this to make money, and slap them hard."
Although he doesn't know much about it, many subway station exits, and even billboards have selections for the most beautiful public toilets, and he has seen news feeds.Therefore, I also know a little about the development history of public toilets, starting from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.He forgot the specific science popularization, but only remembered that there seemed to be a toilet king in the Qing Dynasty.
Then in modern times, Baba is still caused by natural gas swamp gas and so on.
Jia Jing heheed, not interested in this, and gritted his teeth: "Anyway, I want to transfer to the department or release it abroad. If it doesn't work, the door will be closed anyway, and it will remain closed forever."
The three people in the house: "..."
Emperor Dejia outside the house: "..."
Never expected such sharp words, the reason is... so flavorful.
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
The stalk of bridge comes from love apartment.
Jia two-year-old Lian: "I, Jia Lian, the whole family hopes."
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