Jia She, the drama of Red Mansions

When he was quiet, he looked at him with wet dark eyes, obedient and soft, and it was easy for him to think of those rare holiday days when he and Jia Daishan got together and saw the majestic General Jia. With a kind and kind grandfather face, he stretched out his claws and pushed Jia Zhen, who had finally rolled over, to the ground.Wait for the baby to turn over and continue to push it, enjoying it forever.

Grandfather Jia can still speak eloquently about this: "Boss, I was guarding the border, and I grew up if I didn't pay attention. Now I think it's a dog to make a fuss. I beat him, and my mother beat me; the second child, my family is like an eyeball. , and he is serious about reading and reading. I, as a father, don’t want to disturb him. The rest are daughters, and I, Jia Daishan, don’t want to bully my daughter.”

"It's hard to have a baby right now. The young one doesn't know how to speak and complains about crimes. He has a very good temper. He can giggle when I throw it up. I think back when I went to Beijing to report on my work, I hugged a baby at every opportunity, and the boss turned his head and cried like a baby. I'm so tearful, let my father beat me up; the second child sees that I have a shadow, and immediately passes out, what a big fat grandson!"

"Hahahaha, it's finally my turn to talk about our next-generation relatives, it's cool."

During Jia Daishan's holidays in Beijing, during the day, he was either leading his boss to make an apology, or bringing Jia Zhen to make trouble, chasing Jia Jing and beating him for disrespect, and experiencing the fun of his ancestors.In the evening, pretending to pick up a book, to test some homework.

With the departure of the older generation, no one knew that Jia Daishan, known as a Confucian general who stayed up all night in the barracks to study military books, had learned half a bucket of water. Before joining the army at the age of 15, he was at the bottom of all literature classes in the study room.Before taking the test for my son, I had to ask the nephew next door to list the questions.

and so……

Emperor De Jia stopped his memories of Jia Daishan, looked at the pair of pure eyes that were still blinking like a dog's eyes, and couldn't help raising his hand to rub Jia Zhen's head, just like in the past, he also pushed him several times.

Jia Zhen didn't cry, but after a few times, she grabbed the toys and threw them at them to avenge her, it was so fierce!

The more he thought about it, Emperor Dejia's face was dignified and puzzled—Jia Zhen's parents were all talented men and women, and his grandfather's family was also famous for their talents.Being in the same line of father and grandfather, being able to follow the mother and ancestor to found a country in troubled times, one mother and two brothers are both the princes of the country, can fully show that they are not stupid.

So, where did Jia Zhen's stupidity come from?

Could it be that he was fooled by Jia Daishan when he was a child?

It was easy for him to kill someone, but killing Jia Zhen was too embarrassing for the emperor.

Sensing the emperor's attitude, Jia Zhen rubbed her reserved head towards where the dragon's claw was.

Looking at Jia Zhen who was about to wag her tail, De Jiadi's eyes softened a little, he clapped his hands to make people sit down, and asked him why he came here and so on.

Courtesy poured a glass of wine for Emperor De Jia, seeing that he was holding the glass, he didn't drink it, and Jia Zhen didn't care. Xiao sent me off and comforted me about saying goodbye to the cuckold, but my father refused to let me go out to ride a horse, and urged me to come back within two days after going to Zhuangzi, saying that I would stay at home in the past three months. I went away from home to protest. It just so happened that my uncle and grandpa were on the verge of death, so I came to worship, and by the way, I also offered incense to my uncle pardon. Although you can worship at home, it’s different. Come here, I worship It's not the uncle, it's the man who chased his dreams."

"Of course," Jia Zhen glanced at the intersection and hummed softly, "I'll give my father a step down. After he leaves the office, I will tell Uncle Xie whether he will come to pick me up, oh, it's worship. My uncle, then I will really leave, and I have brought all the bank notes."

Emperor Dejia: "..."

The only thing that Emperor Dejia was grateful for at this time was that he did not agree to Jia Jing's renunciation.Even if Jia Zhen only sees Jia Zhen twice a month, it may be too overwhelming to see Jia Zhen.But don't be afraid of [-], just in case, if Jia Zhen is given a chance to speak, the meeting can be skipped.

Seeing Emperor Dejia lost in thought, Jia Zhen quickly recited the goodness of Dumiao Dafa in her mind, and then said calmly: "Why don't you talk? Then I will continue to sleep, and I will continue to dream about my uncle and grandpa. I will I didn’t tell him that Uncle She was going to write a storybook. It’s almost afternoon now, if I drag it on, I’m afraid that my uncle’s soul will come and be hurt by the sun.”

— There are tens of thousands of scripts, he has almost forgotten them, and added some on the spot.But that's the case, Jia Zhen will never forget the important event of his Uncle Shu writing the script!

"Your uncle wrote the story book? He was called the unparalleled noble son with Xiao Shi, but he turned out to be a dandy?" Emperor De Jia answered, unable to bear to look at the tombstone.

Jia Daishan I is wise!

Jia Zhen nodded, her eyes sparkling brighter than before, and she flattered from the bottom of her heart: "My Uncle Xi's script is so beautifully written!"

After saying these words, Emperor De Jia felt that the tombstone moved slightly, as if in... horrified.

Emperor Dejia said in a deep voice: "I remember that your homework is basically written or copied." He still knows the situation of the children of his right-hand man's family.

"So what's the matter? We don't read the Four Books and Five Classics, but it doesn't mean we don't read miscellaneous books. How do you say that? I have read Tang poems three hundred times, and I can chant poems even if I don't know how to compose them. My uncle Xi has read a lot of scriptures. Naturally well written."

"Just for example." Jia Zhen moved closer to Emperor Dejia, looked at him with sparkling eyes, and asked, "Have you ever flirted with people?"

Emperor Dejia smiled, "Jia Zhen."

There was a dead silence all around.

"Don't laugh, don't laugh, you're so scary." Jia Zhen pouted, glanced at the tombstone, and braved up, and continued: "I knew all of you adults were hypocritical. Like my father, you obviously Xiao has seen "Jin, Ping, Mei", turned over the erotic pictures, but pretended not to have seen it. It's boring. It's not as honest as my uncle. He will admit it, and maybe say that he has even played with Longyang. We are all children of wealthy families, like me, the situation is special, but other people will have someone in the room when they are [-] or [-] years old, in other words, they are all vixens for thousands of years, what are you playing with Liaozhai!"

"Your uncle and grandpa really dote on you." Emperor De Jia squeezed the previous wine glass, as if pinching Jia Daishan, and sighed word by word.

"Of course, I'm his big fat grandson, you know? The first big fat grandson, the only grandnephew!"

"Success, the only seedling in a thousand acres, the only one." Emperor De Jia frowned, looked at the tombstone with a gloomy gaze, and said in a very complicated way: "Tell me about your uncle who wrote the script." Rongfu's Jue is too ruthless, heartless and ungrateful.He was the emperor's sliver of friendship as a monarch and his ministers, but all of them answered Jia Daishan's request.But I'm also afraid that the descendants will not understand and ruin Jia Daishan's painstaking efforts.

None of the two heirs could guard the lintel of the Duke.

"I'll show you the storybook first! I like it very much! I'll burn it to my uncle later." Jia Zhen happily took out the storybook from her bag, looked at Emperor Dejia, and asked with great interest: "The emperor , do you know how to say hello to the little lady you fell in love with at first sight?"

Emperor Dejia couldn't restrain his cultivation for many years, and wanted to roll his eyes.

"For example, I am a little lady. After your hero rescued the beauty, the emperor, ask who is the person, and after I answer a question from the capital, you can say, no, the little lady should be Xiaosheng's sweetheart." Jia Zhen said happily: "Of course you have to face He looks good, like me, otherwise he would be a prodigal son!"

Emperor Dejia: "..."

"Why do you think of me like that? You don't want me to be your son-in-law, grandson-in-law, why don't you let me learn some love words?" Jia Zhen was wronged: "I am still a young chicken because of my filial piety. My cronies and dog friends are too far behind. Now that I have learned these words of love, I can flirt with the little lady. A down-and-out scholar can win the hearts of beauties, so can I. I will live in Guoqing Temple and wait for the fragrant lady. I must Pick the prettiest one!"

"Choose someone with a brain." Emperor De Jia couldn't help but slander, raised his hand and read Jia She's words, his whole body became worse and worse.

This smell is not good, and looking at Jia She's undisguised, eager face today, it is getting worse.Emperor Dejia looked at Jia She, who was kneeling in the hall to express his feelings, with a deep hatred in his eyes.It’s hard to get a brain, use the right path, and study steadily, isn’t it good?

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After he, Jia She, saw Jia Zhen come home alive and kicking, he had already crowned himself as a gold agent, ace planner.Because this announced that the single seedling IP he planned was very successful, and it completely hit the softest heart of the emperor.Otherwise, it would be impossible for Jia Zhen to come back alive if she was dead and her mouth was open.

Therefore, he can be regarded as a very scheming uncle.

Take Jia Zhen to throw stones and ask for directions.

That's why he confided his "dream" to Mu Shi and Jia Zhen without any struggle.On the one hand, I also believed in them and wanted them to help study the iPad together, but the dream only said that it was for entertainment and play, that is, for the emperor.Regardless of whether it is Emperor Dejia or the TV series and novels of later generations, the emperor does not believe in coincidences and will definitely send people to monitor.

Who said that only the dead can keep secrets?When it's advertised, it's no secret.He didn't know if he could keep the secrets of modern times. There was about [-]% risk of being leaked out by drinking, routines, dramas, etc., so he simply reversed the truth, and even if it was leaked out in the future, There are also dreams to make a bottom line.

This dream can be developed into a series depending on the situation!

Since ancient times, true feelings cannot be kept, only routines win people's hearts!

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With thousands of thoughts in just one thought, Jia She cleared his throat, kowtowed and admitted his mistake, very refreshed: "This crime lies with the little minister. The Royal Horse Red Owl is the little minister who succeeded the Patriarch and regarded it as an inheritance. Give it to my nephew Jia Zhen."

Manchu civil and military: "..."

Hearing this, Yushitai wished for a collective orgasm.No. 1 in the world to say that what was bestowed by the emperor is transferred as a gift!Jia Daishan used to only say that he borrowed money from his nephew and grandson in case of emergency.If you don't participate now, you will be sorry for the word Yushi.Those who don't make trouble can also participate in contempt for the imperial power, and those who make trouble can sue for rebellion!It all depends on their mouth!

"emperor……"

The censor, who had been instructed by Zhou Shangrui before, made a sharp statement, saying that when he was excited, he knelt down and called out, and those who made up their minds at every level were just short of pointing their swords and plotting rebellion: "Let's hope the emperor's lesson, Wang Mang's humility has not usurped the time! If the Jia family really How can you act so recklessly without double-mindedness? Repeatedly and repeatedly indulged your children and committed the crime of deceiving the emperor? Those who are upright and gentlemen should all set an example to the Duke of Zhou!" This dynasty admired Zhou Li and named the country Zhou.Zhou Gong Ji Dan has always been a figure highly respected by the royal family.

Bai Juyi's "Let's Talk" is the day when Zhou Gong was afraid of rumors, and Wang Mang was humble and not usurped, it just fits today's scene!

The censor was a little happy, but his writing speed was nothing more than that!

Courtiers: "..."

The second prince who stood at the front wanted to stop Yu Shi's mouth.His imperial grandfather, who is also the emperor and grandfather of this dynasty, started at the end of the year. When he decided on the name of the country, he thought of a sentence he heard outside his private school when he was young: "Duke Zhou spits out the world and returns to his heart." The name of the country is Zhou.

Later, the Tai and Grandpa knew that the Duke of Zhou was not the emperor, but the regent, and he was the king.But it's not a big deal, before the old man left, he called all four kings and eight princes to the bed, and asked Gu, saying the same sentence: "Duke Zhou vomited and nourished the world and returned to his heart."

His father ascended the throne at a young age, and he was pulled by the older generation of four kings and eight princes to resist foreign enemies and clean up the remnants, so that people have the energy to study literature and govern the country with peace of mind, and secure the throne.It is an anecdote that this dynasty was able to found harmony between the monarch and his ministers, without such things as cunning rabbits and running dogs.

His mother and concubine spent a lot of effort to find out these old things.Including the money owed by the treasury: the emperor's grandfather was ill, the old disease relapsed, the pain was unbearable, and his sanity was a little bit weak. He said that he did not fulfill the promise of the year-I had meat to eat, and the reason why my brother also drank soup. punished.So I have to make up for my brothers. The "brothers" also behaved well at that time, and finally the King of Beijing Jing came forward, and each family took some money away, so that the emperor's grandfather could recover from his illness with peace of mind.But at the same time, he also drew up an IOU for his father, who was still the prince at the time.

Later, he recuperated, and the treasury had money, so the older generation could walk away, and his father didn't mention it.Gradually, no one knew about the Central Plains Committee.

Of course, according to his mother and concubine's analysis, this may be his imperial grandfather's move.The youngest son, strong in martial arts, low in civil service, like the four kings can fully support his soldiers, or the opposite, like Zhao Kuangyin, with a yellow robe on his body.

This unknown imperial censor is really capable. He never owed money to talk about Zhou Gong, and repeatedly made his father arouse old feelings.

This will make it impossible for him, King Rui, to find Jia Jing to continue to repair the house.

Moreover, the horse named Hong Xiao seemed to have been given to Jia Daishan by Rong Di in the first place, and his father gave it to Jia Daishan for a fee.

Tsk tsk, he didn't want to listen to nonsense anymore, he didn't want to be hungry, so he made an appointment with Jia Jing for dinner at noon and continued to look at the house.

The second prince hurriedly winked at his old officials.

Emperor Dejia looked at the censor who made another statement, with a cold expression on his face.He really didn't want to see this scene, he wanted Jia Shen to have nowhere to play the script he had thought up.

Well, Jia Amnesty went looking for Jia Zhen, and Mu Shi planned, he couldn't laugh even if he wanted to.

At the very least, talk to Jia Jing!

It is rare for the Jia family to have a smart man with both civil and military skills.

And you trash!A mere dandy playing with a single word, and all of them fall into the trap? !idiot!

This year's courtiers really only know how to intrigue and have eyes full of imperial power and wealth!

I want to cultivate little fresh meat!

Just when Emperor Dejia was slandering, Jia She restrained the dizziness caused by not being able to understand the allusion, and said in a reserved voice: "I hope that the emperor will learn from you. My lords are a little emotional to protect your majesty. It's very unreasonable and hurt my Jia family's reputation, but these young people don't know what happened back then. As the saying goes, those who don't know are innocent, and I can forgive them kindly and generously. Just give me an apology letter. Put it on the top... just read it for ten and a half months in my Jia's ancestral hall!"

Stupid young man!

Those who have been officials for less than 20 or [-] years, don't come to the next level to challenge them who have been inherited by their fathers and grandfathers!

Their seniority is cumulative.

Hey... In ancient times, there was no slag wave that could reach the top, sad!

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