Jia She, the drama of Red Mansions

Lao Tzu felt that every word pierced his heart, and he remained silent, his eyes fixed on the "screen"——

Jia pardoned Emperor Dejia, who was worried about toothache, and saw someone staying up late with red eyes. After going out to find Dai Quan to call the imperial doctor, he was ordered to go to the library, and urged a group of school bullies to make the miracle reasonable. .

"Leaving aside the matter of the three-legged Golden Crow, the Eastern Emperor Taiyi has been recorded in classical historical records, and has also participated in public sacrifices." The eldest prince passed the crowd, looked at Jia She who had stepped into the room, and asked with a smile: "Is it possible? "

"Just make an agreement. The most important thing now is to stabilize the political situation." Jia She held his own animal protection law in a slumber, like an eggplant beaten by Shuang, and emphasized: "But I said it before. In the future, it must be Gradually unite, I can tolerate the group debut at most, with a dragon in the left hand and a phoenix in the right hand, and a golden crow with three legs in the sky."

"Then let's work hard to build it together." Seeing the unchanged rhetoric, the First Prince heaved a sigh of relief.Jia Jing "drives" Jia She out, not because Jia She is trying to help his father create characters, all kinds of beautiful, strong, miserable, wild and evil, but to give them a period of calm acceptance.Of course, as soon as he spoke, his old man also left because he knew about it.Some friendships are formed when the two parties get along with each other.

For them, a win-win situation is the best choice.

"Then let's go out and wait for the list!"

Jia Zhen, who was bored with books as her pillow, couldn't wait to show off when she heard the words, "I got the first place in the exam!"

He was the first to want to go out, and when he saw that the room was full of books, and even the air was filled with a scent of ink, his eyes became clouded and his hands and feet twitched.But a group of people still wanted to see Uncle Inheritance and wouldn't let him leave.Hey, unexpectedly, Uncle Hongjun left as soon as he said he would, without any regrets.

Hey, I can only take a photo with his calligraphy for nostalgia!

"Uncle Xie, you even bragged about taking a group photo before!" Jia Zhen said while holding Jia Jing's hand, and then looked at the eldest prince, "Uncle, help me and my father stand in front of the list, draw a picture Is it okay to have one as a souvenir?"

The eldest prince was very moved by this title, resisting the urge to pat his head, and then refused without hesitation, "I am your brother. I will find your godfather, and I can find any painter you want."

"Brother," Jia Zhen smiled flatteringly at the eldest prince, "don't think I don't know, they are not as good as you. You even drew me a picture of riding a pony, and I kept it. Look, I don't even look for Uncle Tan."

The prince brothers who originally wanted to recommend themselves took a step back silently when they heard Jia Zhen's request.Their painting skills are really inferior to the boss.

"Zhen'er, you don't even look at what's going on right now. Is it because you're acting like a baby and you just use your words?" Jia Jing looked at Jia Zhen's face which became brighter and brighter as she spoke, and her face suddenly turned cold, and she sternly shouted : "If you are active and energetic, you can ignore others? Almost everyone has not closed their eyes for a day and a night. They are trying to do things with energy, and they have to allocate energy to take care of your petty temper. Do you know what this is called?! "

"Jia Jing," the eldest prince frowned when he heard the words, "Your words are a bit serious." Although they stayed up all night, firstly they were fighting for their own government affairs, and secondly, Jia Amnesty drew them talismans to refresh their minds. Brain Cooling Oil, all in all, I still don't feel too tired.

"Really? Take out the mirror and look at your faces." Jia Jing looked at Jia Zhen with a fixed gaze, "Look up and have a look. Relatives have friendship, and you can't do this..."

"Pampering and willful." Jia Zhen raised her head weakly, and out of the corner of her eyes, she glanced at all the bloodshot princes, especially the one who was almost silent but exhausted, looking for him all night long. Tan Li, who directly took him back after casting a spell and participated in the search and compilation of classics, lowered his head and apologized timidly: "I'm sorry."

"It's okay." Tan Li, who has been watching the longest, explained anxiously, "I don't talk much, and this time it's not because of exhaustion of internal energy, but because I was a little shocked. Brother Jing, it's rare for Zhen'er to refer to it once, and I want to commemorate It’s also humanly reasonable.”

"And it's also my fault." Jia Amnesty also said, and his head became more and more dizzy.He got angry, flew into the sky, and then lost his way.But in his situation, it is considered that his soul is out of his body, and the deity will come back as soon as he calls out.

"That's right, Zhen'er was busy for the country when he was called here in the middle of the night." The eldest prince also said with a smile, and pulled Rajajing's sleeve, "Zhen'er knows it's wrong, so don't put it on Strict father face."

Listening to each sentence of persuasion, Jia Jing rubbed Jia Zhen's head and sighed in a deep voice: "Zhen'er, it's not that you will be spoiled and willful. As a father, I'm afraid that you will become selfish over time. I know it's the previous environment, and I don't know why. I have taught you that almost everyone in the Jia family loves you and dotes on you. Even if there are Hu'er Zhu'er and the others later, you are still the only Miaomiao in Jia's family, the little bully of Rongning Street, walking outside, no one has to give you three points face."

"Nowadays, if you rely on the body of a dragon, no one will dare to speak harshly to you. What will you do then? People are like ants, but ants can also crush trees. You are not afraid of fighting and killing, but father is afraid of it." Cold violence, hidden needles in sleep, can't protect you for a lifetime, are you going to die in front of your father, me, or even your uncle?"

Everyone in the room looked at each other, and all of a sudden, they had a lot of feelings in their hearts, and they didn't know how to figure out what they were feeling at this moment.

Jia She snorted and leaned closer to Jia Jing, "Brother, I will think twice in the future, and I won't act out of loyalty."

"Father, I know how to be grateful and care about people." As soon as Jia Amnesty opened his mouth and came over, Jia Zhen hurriedly hugged Jia Jing, rubbed Jia Jing's chest like a child, and acted like a baby, "Father, I am all Jia. The smartest cub in the family."

"Well," Jia Jing smiled and patted the person on the back, "You look like a child. It is said to start a family and start a business. When you have children, maybe you will grow up."

"No way, do you think Uncle She is mature and stable?" Jia Zhen retorted without thinking.

"Jia Zhen, uncle found out that you are so good at making troubles!" Jia She, who was still sad and determined, couldn't help but roll up his sleeves, "Your uncle, why am I immature and stable? From the inside out, from the beginning to the end, even the weight They all show stability all the time.”

Tan Li took a step forward and stopped Jia She, who was furious. "It's important. Do you still want to see the case closed? If you delay it, it might be over."

The princes also followed suit.They finally understood why the style of painting was off the mark while talking.Originally, it was a good idea to listen to the legend of the Eastern Emperor Taiyi, but unexpectedly, the legend was all made up by themselves, and instead they were taught a lot of political knowledge.

This life really needs comparison.

Compared with the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty, and compared with the scholars of Shilin, it is a bit more comfortable when it is done properly.

So everyone couldn't wait to go to Emperor Dejia.They're going to watch the fraud case close to calm down.

After Emperor De Jia finished looking through the relevant publicity of Donghuang Taiyi, he nodded in satisfaction, waved his hand, took all of them with him, and drove out to Dali Temple.As soon as they left the palace gate, before leaving the Royal Street, everyone heard the various discussions that came in with the wind—

"It's revealed, the emperor is the real dragon emperor!"

"I heard from the private school that there are many emperors in the past dynasties, and the little emperors have nothing to do. That is to say, our emperor has passed five trials and killed six generals along the way, and firmly secured the throne!"

"That's right, you haven't heard what the bird said, even the Eastern Emperor protects the Emperor!"

"No wonder the imperial examination was changed. It turns out that the emperor wanted to catch cheating, and even let the princes participate in it, putting themselves in danger."

"Look, there is a team coming out."

"Long live my emperor! Long live!"

"........."

Glancing at the people kneeling on Yu Street, some of them still holding candles and incense, the eldest prince couldn't help but twitch his mouth, put down the curtain of the car, squinted at Jia Jing who was sitting in his sedan chair, "What do you mean by what you said just now? Although Zhen'er is a bit willful, she is not as selfish as you said. In the matter of the lotus pond, he jumped down to save people without blinking."

"Everyone will change. Education should start from the baby. Let him get used to it naturally, and it will also harm him." Jia Jing looked at the eldest prince expressionlessly, "If he continues to make trouble, will you refuse?"

Facing Jia Jing's sharp gaze, the eldest prince took a sip of tea, organized his sentences, and finally said frankly: "No. Not to mention that the master also hurt Zhen'er after all, that is, in front of a group of younger brothers, I am They will definitely not let them have too much emotion with Zhen'er. Zhen'er is also very affectionate."

Speaking of the last sentence, the eldest prince glanced at Jia Jing, "Are you sure you let him out, the old man agrees with you to take Jia Lian out?"

"So, after all, you are the second child, not as good as your father, and you can make people iron out your affection." Jia Jing smiled, and said straightforwardly: "That's right, Zhen'er, when he saw the drought, he just Go back to Beijing. I will take Lian'er with me, and will not enter the palace to read with me."

"Now does he mean the same thing?"

Jia Jing nodded, "Even after the Golden Crow exploded, he wouldn't change it. You should really learn from this."

"..." The eldest prince rubbed his forehead, "Aren't you worried about the inheritance of the Jia family in the future? Father and Duke Rong are accompanying students, and you also entered the palace as accompanying students. There is always friendship to be cultivated, isn't it good?"

"No, my uncle and I entered the palace to use educational resources. Who told civil servants to think that military generals are rude, and no one with any real material is willing to enter the palace as a teacher?" Jia Jing rolled his eyes, "I think I just entered the palace back then. When I was young, I dared to kick my second child, and I was ahead of you in endorsement and exams, but what happened later? The environment has such an important impact on a person's life. I don't want Lian'er to be forced to grow up. The burden on his shoulders is already heavy enough gone."

"Besides, being confined in the imperial city, the mind is indeed intelligent. Even if there is no wisdom, the experience can be enriched. But this experience only focuses on the power of the emperor. I want to take Lian'er around and really look at the people's livelihood. Large If it’s been used up, the trumpet can’t be used up again.”

It sounded a little sad at first, but unexpectedly the last sentence was so sharp that the corner of the eldest prince's mouth twitched, "Jia Jing, you are becoming more and more shameless. Are you afraid that I will tell Zhen'er this? You know he is only... "

As he said that, the First Prince paused, and his eyes slowly looked forward, as if he could see the emperor chasing the bird through the curtain of the car, and heaved a sigh, "Jia pardon him and let him go completely? Jia Lian is his son, right?"

"Jia Lian is the heir of the Jia family." Jia Jing smiled, and a thought flashed across his eyes - he brought Jia Lian out, so he could devote himself to investigating his son's life experience.

Uncle Inheritance, a history book, knows the secrets of various ethnic groups, knows the will of heaven, and also knows the words of homosexuals of later generations, which is simply ridiculous.There is only one possibility, he traveled to this world of red chambers from later generations.Of course, the inheritance is given by the way of heaven, and it is also possible that after the fall of the way of heaven, remnants will be stored.But Uncle Inheritance will definitely not be a native of the Red Chamber.Then the dragon will definitely not be a local dragon.

The more he thought about it, the brighter Jia Jing's smile became, and he took a quiet look at the eldest prince.

The eldest prince is not as comprehensive as Jia Jing, and he doesn't know about "Dream of Red Mansions" and other things, but seeing Jia Jing smiling so much, he silently rubbed the goose bumps on his arms, refused to chat with Jia Jing, and silently opened the curtains, intending to watch Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened it, he would look at his father's dragon claws stretched out to greet the people.

The one with the dragon on the left and the bird on the right is the winner.

Unaware that he was being slandered and envied by his own son, Emperor Dejia listened to the almost majestic and uniform three-call long live voice, and smiled, suddenly feeling a little lonely again on his face.

Jia Amnesty didn't know why.He couldn't poke his head out to take a look outside, after all, no outsiders knew his three-legged Golden Crow's identity.It's just that when Jia Zhen was kicked out by the dragon, he also sat along, and took "photographs" for the father and two by the way!

"My lord, why are you suddenly unhappy?"

Rubbing Jia Zhen, who was transformed into a little dragon cub, feeling the icy cold touch, Emperor Dejia sighed, "I just think that the common people are really surprisingly simple. Look, even the incense is set up for me to worship, and I still carry it." With such a big pig's head. All of a sudden, I lost my swollen heart. Zhen'er has changed back, it's strange to hold it."

Although there are also ancestral halls and the like, they are still very "shocking" people.

Jia Amnesty: "..."

Jia Zhen obediently turned back into a human form.Although his father trained him, he still wanted to draw a picture as a souvenir, so he told his godfather.Unexpectedly, it aroused the inspiration of his emperor's godfather, and even designed a plan, afraid that the breeze would not be able to blow the heavy car curtain, before he directly stretched out his hand, he showed a kind and amiable appearance.I just want someone to look at the emperor's face and find that the emperor has a golden light.

But, the common people all knelt down!

Even if Jia Zhen tried his best to shine the golden light!

"Father, don't be sad, I also specially trimmed the dragon's beard and tied it into a small braid, but it's mighty, and no one noticed." Jia Zhen said, turning her head and taking a table case The sweet-scented osmanthus cake on the table, I gnawed depressedly.

"Hey, I accidentally planted willows and willows to make a shade, but I picked flowers intentionally and they didn't bloom." Emperor Dejia said, a little disgusted that the emperor was too slow to drive away, so he also took a piece of pastry and ate it, asking Jia She, "Jia Shi, What are you going to do? It's the so-called one person ascending to heaven. According to the plan, your father's reputation will be revealed in the future, and her regular wife will also bring glory."

Upon hearing this, Jia Amnesty also became depressed, took a piece of pastry and squeezed it, "At first I thought she was partial to the second child, but the moment she agreed with Lai Da's approach, she wanted to kill me On the road, I understand, she likes the second child more, but what she likes more is power, and she wants the status of the old lady that the Jia family insists on."

"Just pretend that I, Jia She, have never had a mother-in-law relationship." As he said, Jia She crushed the pastry heavily, looked at the crumbs in his hands, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, as long as it is beneficial to the country, false fame can be given to you." , It’s just that my father’s workaholic character set needs to be added, love the military camp and love the country. Anyway, Dayu can control the floods and pass the house, so he can do the same! Create a character set!”

"Uncle Xie, don't be sad," Jia Zhen comforted, "Didn't Uncle Inheritance say that you were created by man, apart from Donghuang Taiyi and Tongtian. They are also your parents."

"That's right. Zhen'er is really becoming more and more witty." Emperor Dejia was overjoyed when he heard this, and he smiled and comforted: "There is still a relationship with a mother. When you are in the future, maybe you can practice Ascension, and you can still see her. Forget what you said yourself, you still have dreams to be a human being. Now that you are a bird, isn’t it easier to fly to the sky?”

"Then I'd better consider Mrs. Pingxin as a godmother. After all, she is the one who gave me life." Jia Amnesty tried his best to smile and say that he was relieved, but he couldn't help but have a trace of resentment, "Although I don't Helping is one's duty, helping counts as love, maybe people don't know it... But in short, things happened after all."

Hearing this, Emperor De Jia felt his heart was being sharpened by a blunt knife, and the pain pierced his bone marrow with numbness.As an emperor, even if the third child wanted to kill his father and usurp the throne, he still felt very distressed when he saw that he committed suicide in front of him in the end.Seeing Lao Wu knelt down and wishing to go to Haojingao, I couldn't help but feel joy in my heart at that time.

Although he is indeed eccentric, he is not a stepfather for the other sons.

But now about Jia Amnesty, no matter what, any words are powerless.

Just as he wanted Jia She to be quiet, Emperor De Jia exclaimed - "Wow, I don't recognize the family members of the sky, this setting is so familiar!"

Emperor Dejia: "..."

Jia Amnesty looked at Jia Zhen silently.

Jia Zhen took two steps back with the plate in her arms, "Uncle, you...why do you look at me like that? It's what it is, you don't intend to recognize a saint, isn't this similar to that Erlang God? You don't recognize the Jade Emperor, and you don't listen to the announcement. "

"It's not the same. If you don't know how to use examples, don't give them random examples, okay?" Jia She immediately threw his worries to Java, emphasizing very seriously, "In terms of status, Toka is Dijun's son. I went through the legal adoption procedures! So you said the wrong parents from the beginning, my parents should be Di Jun Xihe!"

"You almost went into the gutter!" Jia She said and finally snatched the plate from Jia Zhen's hand, "You are not allowed to eat it, it will be confiscated! Too much candy, and your head has decayed teeth. Such an awesome person like your uncle , even if you fly up in the future, do you think it is possible to recognize your relatives? I am a bird who will donate to the national treasury as soon as I am reborn!"

Never thought about restoring the mother-child relationship!

"Don't kidnap me morally, I have participated in the "Parents Are Harms Group", how can it be possible for me to support my family?" Jia She said, eating a piece of pastry, and looked at Emperor Dejia with a gloomy gaze, "The emperor Think about the Haitian Emperor? We will grab all the merits of faith in the whole Dazhou and even the whole earth. At that time, the saints who have lost their foundation of saints will let Nuwa make clay figurines to make figures, and make one that is more majestic than Qin Shihuang's mausoleum. I come to the emperor's mausoleum; Lao Tzu refines Mai Lisu and chocolate, and specializes in being a nutritionist for Zhen'er to control tooth decay; Yuan Shi is a fashion model, a small internet celebrity, who is one level lower than the stars, let him follow suit to choose apprentices; then Since Yin Zhunti loves preaching, let them distribute leaflets, the contents of which are small Internet celebrities; as for Tongtian, let him be a panda, perform bowing in the zoo, and a good iron-eating beast will be reduced to selling cuteness for a living."

After finishing speaking, Jia She clapped his hands, "If you think about it, you will be more motivated to work!"

Emperor Dejia was in a trance, turning his head to look at the sky.Sure enough, what City God said was right, the Heavenly Court has fallen!So much so that nowadays, if you have a dream, you can arrange it casually!

"Uncle, father, I'm so excited to think about it, I want to eat the elixir too. It's delicious in Journey to the West!"

Jia Amnesty was extremely sincere: "Your Majesty, Emperor Haitian!"

"Father, go!" Jia Zhen simply turned into a dragon shape and rubbed against her arms, "Maybe you are Zhang Bairen II!"

Emperor Dejia: "...I... I should sit on the emperor alone." It was originally called Longzhu, but Jia Zhen didn't mind it.

"I want to be quiet."

"Don't think about my father, think about the reincarnations of Zhang Bairen, Emperor Ziwei, etc., can't you be brave enough to substitute for the Demon Emperor?" Jia Zhen hated her father for being ineffective, "My uncle is so awesome! He will give you everything!" Lifting the sedan chair, how can you still be confined to one country? All aspects of sea, land and air development!"

"Zhen'er was right in saying this in the first half of her life! Your Majesty, think about my father! How could you be willing to let him be reduced to a mere general? With your political achievements in hand, you are worthy of this status! What a miraculous emperor, where is your inflated heart? Imagine that there will be airplanes in ten years, and we will be awesome in spaceships in 20 years.” Jia She joined Emperor Dejia and popularized interstellar knowledge.Although modern times have not reached it, there are so many novels!

To inflate, set the goal farther, and fight more vigorously.

Emperor Dejia covered his face with his hands.He just wanted to "take a selfie" out of his mind, and leave a picture scroll for future generations to worship. What evil did he do in his previous life!In this life, I've been playing left and right, and I've been teasing him all the time.

A few years later, Emperor Dejia suddenly looked back at today, leaning on the railing and sighing that he was too young.Compared with the beep beep of a dragon and a bird, some people who just do it without saying it are more terrifying!

His life is so good!

Cover your face and cry!

Not to mention the future, now that Emperor Dejia is in a daze, the saints above the nine heavens are not much better.

Hearing the clear job of being a saint, Zu Long was a little moved. He turned his head to look at the old Mai Lisu, and said every word: "Is this the emperor Zhang Bairen?"

Lao Tzu shook his head blankly, "This is the emperor whose luck has improved in the three thousand worlds. Even if his luck is better now, he will at most go to the main world to cast a baby."

"This seat says the emperor Zhang Bairen." Zu Long emphasized again, "You can't do reading comprehension?"

Lao Tzu came back to his senses after realizing it, and his face was serious, "Fellow Zulong, this is impossible! This is the three thousand worlds of the story book, and it is a blessing to be able to gain luck, forge with flesh and blood, and reincarnate in the main world. He should have been a non-existent person, even in "Dream of Red Mansions", he is the emperor who can't speak three words. Although Dream of Red Mansions has fantasy, it is projected into the world, and the sky falls, which is the limit. It is impossible to build anything Emperor of Heaven! At that time, the world of red chambers will collapse."

"Then you want to participate in the Saint version of the Transfiguration Meter?"

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Thank you, Mengmeng, the cute and cute master, for the landmines, okay?