Jia She, the drama of Red Mansions

What surprised Zulong and Luya was naturally Jia She's tactics that did not conform to the basic laws of Taoism. One dragon and one bird stared at the "screen" without blinking, lest they might miss it.

Just like what Zu Long said, in terms of personal strength alone, Tan Lidu is barely able to draw with Luo Shemian.Regardless of the surrounding environment, go all out and show the truth to make a fool of yourself.Otherwise, it is dangerous.

Snakes are cold-blooded animals and are notoriously calm in the way they hunt their food.As the big brother among snakes, even though Luo Shemian has been walking in human form for many years, he is still able to endure the coldness in essence.So soon, Luo Shemian recovered from the shock of hearing his name suddenly, took a deep breath, and didn't listen to the provocation of Jia She's words, and didn't think too much about why his name was exposed.

Taking a deep breath, Snake Eyes looked at the City God Seal covering his head with a sense of coldness, and Luo Shemian violently activated the spell.In an instant, a faint stench filled the entire barrier.As the fishy smell became more and more intense, Luo Shemian's figure, even if it was a soul, suddenly grew from a small snake to a larger one, no different from his real body.The eyes alone are as big as lanterns.The soul condensed into a huge entity, and even opened his mouth, swallowing the city god's seal that was originally seductive.

"A mere city god who doesn't have a lot of incense dares to fight with an ax in front of me? What a joke!" Luo Shemian laughed loudly.How much ability does the City God of the capital have, how could he not know?It has long been in decline because of the end of the Dharma Era, and because of the preparations made by Fairy Jinghuan.Without death, fortune-telling is great.

Accompanied by wanton and arrogant laughter, the entire enchantment was a little shaken, and with the change of the snake's body, Shijia's back garden collapsed into ruins with a "boom", kicking up countless dust.The howling wind made some people feel unsteady.

"What a big snake, what a big snake, look at him [eyes shooting at Xiao Xing, nose spraying towards the mist. Dense teeth row steel swords, curved claws and golden hooks.]"

Jia Zhen received Jia Amnesty's gaze, took over the task of mocking and procrastinating, and then suddenly grew bigger, hovering in mid-air, restraining the shaky barrier.

With the dragon's head raised and head shaking, Jia Zhen raised her hand and flicked the dragon's horns on her own head, trying her best to be provocative, and read a passage of "Journey to the West" he is most familiar with, deliberately imitating the tone of the storyteller: "Wearing a piece of meat on the head... Hahaha, the python spirit in Journey to the West is called meat horns anyway, the one on Luo Shemian's head, hahahaha, it's a shameful snake. It's like a shallot."

"If it were a human being, it would be a toothpick-like little brother! Little silver gun, no, it's an embroidery needle, shame on your face!"

"Aren't you a snake?"

"Jia Zhen!" Luo Shemian couldn't help shouting angrily.Even if he had planned to break free from the seal of the City God and escape from dormancy, he could bear it or not!

The dragon horns are ahead!

As long as he swallows the dragon horn, he is a dragon!

It's a dragon!

He no longer needs to be afraid of the end of the Dharma Era. His growth in cultivation is no match for the dissipation of the aura of heaven and earth; Gather some ant-like merits and beliefs; never again...

Looking back at Snake's life, he paid so much for Jackie Chan that he almost lost his mind.

This dragon horn is at your fingertips!

Luo Shemian squinted at Jia Zhen, who had an innocent look in her eyes, and Snake Xinzi bared twice.As a hunter, he has seen too many prey like this.When Jia Zhen was a human being, she was powerless.Even if Jackie Chan is now, he doesn't have any combat experience.Therefore, he is very sure.

With a flick of his tail, Luo Shemian's soul swept the City God who wanted to attack into the air, his body transformed into a sharp blade, and flew towards Jia Zhen, opening his mouth wide open.As long as you swallow the whole dragon head into your belly, when the time comes...

Jia Zhen sniffed the stench coming towards her face, and waved her paws angrily twice.But in the next moment, Jia Zhen quietly looked at Snake Eye who was close at hand, and couldn't help but glance at each other.Immediately, he felt a chill, cold, slippery and disgusting, as if he was coiling and wandering around his body, and he was so scared that goose bumps were about to pop out.

"Snake... Mom and Dad!"

Jia Zhen subconsciously yelled a word, so cowardly that she wanted to run back quickly, but she looked at the busy crowd below from the corner of her eyes, and at the bustling, bustling inner city completely blocked by her body.The retreating dragon's feet froze for a moment, pinched the dragon's claws, gathered courage in his eyes, picked up the sweet-scented osmanthus cake he hadn't finished eating before, and threw it at the snake.

Seeing this, Luo Shemian paused for a moment with great interest, and watched the majestic battle of trapped beasts.

"Candied fruit!"

"Silver ticket!"

"Golden hoop!"

"Judging the ball!"

"Jin, Ping, Mei!"

Jia Zhen took out all her private possessions and smashed them at the snake's head, emptying them out in just a few strokes. Finally, she looked at the talisman in her hand, looked at the golden-glowed paper, and sighed depressingly. Tone, "Patrol talisman... this cannot be thrown!"

Luo Shemian was still a little afraid of the talisman, but when he saw the dragon claw pinching the talisman paper and stuffing it back, he sneered contemptuously, and without any hesitation, he opened his mouth and approached Jia Zhen.The huge snake dragon covered the dragon capital, casting a shadow over Jia Zhen.The shadow was projected onto the ground, which shocked everyone, and accelerated the movements of their hands.

The long snake letter looked like a whip, Luo Shemian quickly added a hand to the horn on Jia Zhenlong's head.

Jia Zhen couldn't dodge in time, she felt as if someone had slapped her on the forehead, with a bit of stench, and she was very angry at the moment: "You bastard!"

"Delicious." Hearing this, Luo Shemian's smile deepened, and he approached Jia Zhen sternly.Just as he took back the snake letter, he planned to officially open his mouth to enjoy it.I saw a ray of purple light attacking from the front left, the speed was so fast that it was completely unstoppable.And with a loud "bang", the snake letter he had condensed was scattered away.

"Tan Li!" Luo Shemian waited to see the assailant, paused every word, and yelled through gritted teeth, "Looking for death!" This is actually protected by the emperor's purple energy? !

Tan Li heaved a sigh of relief as he watched Jia Zhen break free quickly.The situation was critical before, so he took out his certificate and barely blocked the attack.But such coercion, with the blessings of heaven, can only beat the snake letter?

Squinting his eyes, Tan Li looked at Luo Shemian in the soul body again, his expression was a little tense, he didn't say a word of nonsense, and just swung his sword to hit him.It's not that he doesn't pretend to be cold, and it's not that he doesn't care about delaying time.But if he opens his mouth, he will be timid.

Leaving aside his previously unrecovered vitality due to casting spells, let's talk about the basic biological laws.Air combat was not for him.He is a tree, and once his feet are off the ground, he feels a little terrified.Even if he practices swordsmanship, flies with the sword, and constantly overcomes his nature.But after all, he fell a bit low in the battle.Moreover, no matter what kind of snake it is, when hunting, it is good at wrapping its long body around its prey, matching the teeth of the snake, and killing it.

This point is also extremely unfriendly to a tree—a person moves to live, and the tree dies.Trees like to stay still all their lives, and what they hate the most, except for woodcutters, are these entangled things.Because these will absorb nutrients from their trees, but if the entangled trees are not intelligent, most of them cannot escape.In the end, most of them become a dry wood.Very few vines and trees can complement each other and help each other.

Luo Shemian responded with ease, while waving his tail, waiting for an opportunity to wrap around Tan Li.

Jia Zhen watched you come and go, let the long-eyed dazzled fight, slowly let out a breath, heard Jia Shen's words floating over, her face paused, and then she happily became a cheerleader, "Uncle Tan will win, after defeat, roast him!" Snake meat, eat snake meat."

He cheered and shouted, and occasionally helped kick him from behind.

Luo Shemian: "..."

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It was pitch black from above, and Jia She proceeded methodically to his third step of catching snakes.

The first step is the separation of the vital body and soul.For Taoists, to completely defeat a person or a demon, the death of the physical body is not the end, but the complete extinction of the soul is the end.Without a physical body, no matter how strong Luo Shemian's soul is, it is impossible to spray poison and liquid.Of course, they took great pains to attract the attention of Luo Shemian's soul, and they also wanted to kill the body first, so as to prevent the possibility of Luo Shemian's madness and then throwing poison.

The second step is the "loan" of incense.If the term incense is replaced by a modern one, it means a fan, or a call for idols.

Almost everyone knows about loans in later generations, especially the fans circle, who have developed loans to brag.As a ghost who follows the trend and is at the forefront of fashion, he, Jia She, is simply self-taught.

As the saying goes, spend tomorrow's money to realize today's dream!It is the same today, using modern technology to protect today's country and the common people.Besides, the world of mythology has always had the magical existence of "knowing 500 years before and knowing 500 years later".Why can't he, Jia Amnesty, uphold the principle that existence is reasonable, and act as the god of "knowledge 500 years later"?Not to mention, he, Jia She, already knew what would happen 500 years later.

The most cohesive event after 500 years is undoubtedly the epic masterpiece in June every year-the college entrance examination!

The whole family, old and young, is mobilized. During the college entrance examination period, even the senior group of square dancers who dominate at night dare not dance for fear of making too much noise and disturbing the college entrance examination candidates in the community.So use "College Entrance Examination" as the enchantment.The snake makes some noises, which will weaken the power of faith.As for their side, they are all invigilators and patrolling teachers.

While thinking, Jia She took a look at the enchantment that became stronger with fighting, and quickly made up another test room rule, before taking out his second loan!

At the same time, Luo Shemian also felt that his cultivation seemed to be somewhat restricted. He glanced at Tan Li with a hint of haze in his eyes, and the sanity swallowed by the "dragon horn" gradually recovered a bit, and a retreat began. meaning.Looking at the entire glittering golden barrier, Luo Shemian wanted to do the same thing, using his own cultivated, precious and incomparably intimidating dragon horn to break through the barrier and escape.

But before leaving, Luo Shemian's heart moved, he curled himself up with his body, resisted Tan Li's attack, and slowly moved the Chenghuang seal.Even the soul has the existence of the word devour.The reason why ghosts are ghosts is to devour little ghosts one by one to increase their strength.Not to mention, he didn't mention that he had just devoured the seal of the city god, so he could completely return it to him in the same way!

The City God Seal had a bit of a fishy smell, but it also began to emit a faint light gradually.When this ray of light shone on Tan Li's body, with some remaining power of the city god, Tan Li inevitably slowed down his sword by a bit.

In a duel between masters, the outcome is sometimes just a matter of thought.

When Luo Shemian saw this, the snake's tail quickly wrapped itself around Tan Li's legs, and the snake Xinzi went towards the man's hands, trying to devour Tan Li.

Seeing this, Tan Li heaved a sigh of relief, while pretending to be struggling with all his strength, to attract the snake's attention, completely preventing him from looking down, and realizing that his physical body was being killed.

Looking at this scene, Jia Zhen was so nervous that her heart reached her throat. She hurriedly lowered her eyes to everyone. For the first time in her life, she was not in danger and had no guards rushing in front of him. Come.But when he opened his mouth, the voice was stopped in his throat.

Down below, everyone has their own things to be busy with, and there is no one to help him.

Jia Zhen couldn't help turning pale, she bit her lip, and seeing Tan Li, whose forehead was beaded with sweat gradually, and whose hands were turning into branches, was confused, raised her dragon claws and walked towards the snake's head.

"You pester me too! Who is afraid of whom!" Jia Zhen rolled her dragon tail and clasped it around Luo Shemian's neck, angrily: "Smash your head!"

"madness!"

Although Jia Zhen's actions are no less than slap, boot, scratch, and itch, to Luo Shemian, it is a bit of natural coercion and [-]% of jealousy.

If he is a dragon, how can it be like this? !

With a surge of hostility, Luo Shemian's strength suddenly increased by one point, threw Tan Li into the air, and aimed at Jia Zhen.

Jia Zhen: "..."

"Boss Tan!" Jia Amnesty heard Tan Li who fell heavily to the ground with a "plop", his eyes turned red with anger.Looking up at the elder nephew who was being bullied again, his anger burned completely.

A raging flame was burning, and the tongue of flame rushed to Jiuxiao. With bloody fingers, Jia Amnesty solemnly finished the last stroke!In an instant, the golden glow of the blood talisman appeared, and the painted objects appeared in midair one by one.

"Those who dare to touch my master! I'll let you understand what Dongfeng Express is!" Jia She jumped into the air, and shone the blood talisman that he had painstakingly drawn on Luo Shemian's body, "Fire, arrow, army!"

In the field of national defense weapons and weapons, it is the army most sought after by fans.

Regardless of whether it is 500 years later or 500 years ago, the reason for the existence of a country remains the same.

With the sharp weapon of the country in hand, go to your sister's Baojiaxian!

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Zulong: He really deserves to be the son of Tiandao, with a loan of 666