Jia She, the drama of Red Mansions

Tan Li opened his mouth, looked at Jia She, who almost said bluntly, "It's not easy to respect elder brother, I want to be a good uncle to educate my nephew", seeing the light of "responsibility" shining in his eyes, he silently put all the tension in his heart Qian Tucao turned into six huge black spots, changed the subject forcibly, looked at the one dragon and one city god who were making a mess, and said in a deep voice, "If you continue to make trouble, the barrier will be broken. You are planning to let the common people come to appreciate the heroic appearance ?”

Upon hearing this, Jia Zhen glanced at Jin Mang who was not far away, and let go of her hands first, with a long face, she walked towards Jia She very dissatisfied.

The City God carefully guarded his intact candied haws. Although he was small, he still had a cold and proud face, and looked up at Tan Li, "The government accepts your appearance. You all act like a bull's head and a horse face, and shout out in a mighty manner."

"What the hell?" Jia Zhen paused her footsteps, her eyes widened in indignation, "A bull's head and a horse's face?"

"Don't talk about the collapse of the sky, who said that this dynasty does not respect the city god? Think about the Ming Dynasty and the Taizu period. After all, this mansion is still a lord. When Ming Chengzu Zhu Di establishes the capital in Beijing, this mansion will be a prince!"

Looking back on the past honors, the City God bit the candied haws angrily, feeling extremely depressed.

"Nonsense, right?"

Jia Zhen glanced at Jia She, and Jia She turned to look at Tan Li.He was bragging just now, talking about science popularization, but he was actually being a ghost in modern times, and he glanced at the exam syllabus of the socialist underworld, who knows exactly how the city god came.He didn't go to Hades to test for civil servants.

Tan Li looked at the two bewildered faces, and seriously popularized science: "It is said that Zhu Yuanzhang was born in the Earth Temple. After he became emperor, the city god of the capital was awarded the honorary title of Fumingling King, Kaifeng Taiping Bozhou and other important places in the world. The five cities were crowned kings; the city gods of each prefecture were Duke Weiling; the city gods of the prefectures were Marquis Lingyou; System and Glory."

"There's more!" The Lord Chenghuang glanced at Tan Li secretly, then glanced at the two uncles and nephews who suddenly realized their expressions, and continued to show off the dignity of the City God: "According to the regulations of the "Daming Huidian", when a new official takes office, he must first go to the Chenghuang Temple Reporting, staying in the temple for the first night, accepting the entrustment of the Lord Chenghuang, you know? Instructing the officials to accept the supervision of the Lord Chenghuang!"

After a pause, the City God continued: "And every Mid-Autumn Festival, the City God will be sacrificed to the City God. When encountering major events, he will take the initiative to ask the City God for instructions and report!!"

"The law properly stipulates the belief of incense, but you people," raised his hand and nodded to his uncle and nephew, the City God gritted his teeth: "One generation is not as good as one generation! I'm so angry!"

"...I am deeply sympathetic to what happened to you." Jia She looked at the stiff bun face, restrained the urge to rub his hands, and said with a serious expression, "But I still can't understand, although it is not very popular in this dynasty. Respect the City God, but you still have incense. How did you become so reduced that you don’t even have a single sent soldier?”

"That's right." Jia Zhen echoed, "Don't talk about the courage of the old man, talk about what's going on right now?"

Hearing this, the City God had two blushes on his chubby face, and he said angrily, "The City God connects the two worlds of Yin and Yang, one-third of his cultivation comes from the sky, and one-third from the earth. One depends on incense!"

As he said that, the City God raised his head and looked at his restored dusty clay statue, feeling very sad, "After the collapse of the sky, the underworld was also restricted. Thanks to the peace of mind, the six realms of reincarnation, the uncrowned sage , was able to keep the core department of the underworld. But it was also a great loss of vitality. Now you understand, it is not easy for the government to still have the real body after three consecutive blows. But...but... still many colleagues have fallen."

As soon as the last sentence came out, there was a sudden gust of gloomy wind in the Temple of the City God, and there was a sense of sadness, which made people's heart sink inexplicably.

Jia Amnesty sighed deeply, opened his mouth, and before he finished a "section", he heard his nephew Xiong making a show.

"Then the source of all this is the collapse of the sky. Then why did the sky collapse?" Jia Zhen said gossipingly: "The sky collapsed, and the legendary rain, who came?"

"It's fine if it's not you."

"Then who is it?" Jia Zhen ignored the Mai Tai in the other party's eyes, and continued to ask with her own itchy gossip, "Maybe I'll let my father listen to the wind, or hey, I'll press you on the ground and rub and beat you! God There’s no way to hack me anymore, it’s all broken anyway!”

"It's too beautiful!" City God looked at Jia Zhen, paused every word, and was extremely proud: "There is also Zhou Tian's star battle!"

"Zhou Tian Xingdou big array?" Jia She heard that, feeling a surge of pride from the bottom of his heart, he couldn't help but want to "tweet" twice.

Tan Li glanced at Jia She nervously.He felt that there seemed to be a majestic but incomparably crisp and sweet bird song coming from deep in his ears.

Jia Zhen scratched her ears, and turned to look at Jia Amnesty curiously.

He also knows about the star formation this week.After all, in the storybooks, there are many legendary storybooks, when it comes to the prehistoric, when it comes to the awesomeness of the monster race, there is always a mention.This formation is the formation of the Tianting town clan evolved from the ancient demon emperor Jun and Donghuang Taiyi as the eyes of the formation, combined with the power of the 360 ​​five demon clans.This formation is integrated with the sky full of stars, and with the sky, wherever there are stars, there are formations, everywhere.It's not like his uncle's formation enchantment at all, just like a fishing net, a small formation space is created by the net.

However, this formation is just a legend, and no one knows whether it was used in the final battle of the lich.But one thing is certain, in all the myths and legends, the address of the Heavenly Court where the Jade Emperor is located is the Heavenly Court created by the Demon Emperor in the past.To put it in a realistic comparison, it is just like the palace.No matter how many dynasties or generations have been changed, the palace is still there.

Now, his uncle seems to be a three-legged golden crow, no wonder he can also draw talismans to form formations!

Jia She looked back at the two of them with a smile, and looked at the City God with a very kind gaze, and asked, "When did this heaven fall?"

"Don't you guys know the term Dharma-Ending Age?" The City God glanced at Tan Li, "That's the time." He couldn't see the dragon and the fire, but the City God could see through Tan Li's original form at a glance.

Looking at the tree, it is a demon after the end of the Dharma!

Tan Li heard the words and Jia She looked at each other, and found a trace of understanding in each other's eyes.They know why the term "Ending Dharma" is used. It all stems from Lu Ya's self-destruction.Since it is because of him, there are three thousand realms of the storybook.In this world, Heavenly Court does not exist directly, which is completely understandable.

Since the Heavenly Court is not there, then Yuelao may be in danger.

Jia She looked left and right, lowered his voice, and tentatively said: "Then the old man will no longer be there? City God, you also know that..."

Pointing at Jia Zhen, Jia Amnesty looked sad: "I don't care about other things, but he is still single. Who will hold the red line now? Can't let the formation come?"

"It's just the formation. Haven't you heard that there is a star called Tianxixing?" The City God glanced suspiciously at Jia She, then at Tan Li, and finally looked at Jia Zhen with narrowed eyes. With strong disgust: "This star is dedicated to marriage between masters. I see you in this industry, dragons, monsters, and a group of fire. It seems that there are inheritances. Could it be that there is no master, even the inheritance is not good?" Haven't these things been mentioned?"

At the end, the City God revealed the origins of the three of them with some temptations.

Tan Li cooperated with his uncle and nephew, shaking their heads together.He also really doesn't know how the world is set up.

City God: "..."

"Master Chenghuang, this marriage is presided over by Tianxixing, I understand now. But look at us, to be honest, men always want three wives and four concubines." Jia She laughed lewdly and wretchedly for two "I'm just curious. These men and women are managed by the Rabbit God. What about those concubines and the like? The red line held by Yuelao and the others is called monogamy, right?"

"I think the market for concubines is in great demand." Jia She said solemnly: "You also said earlier that there is such a thing as incense and belief in merit and virtue. If there is a god to unify this belief, then you will think about it , is there still a lack of incense? You..."

Hearing the words, the City God sighed deeply, and said enviously: "Indeed, the incense burns well, and now it can be regarded as the head of the earth immortals."

"But I don't like her Taoism very much." The City God said, his complexion suddenly became a little cold, and even the face of the bun still revealed a sense of majesty: "Because of her, many believers have come to cry, The man in the family dotes on his concubine and destroys his wife, and the daughter in his hand wants to marry a poor boy, and if a son of a family falls in love with a kiln sister, he wants to elope and learn from Liang Zhuhua to pursue true love."

Suppressing his beating heart, Jia She's face remained unchanged, still gossiping: "Who is it?"

"Fairy Jing Huan." City God said abruptly.

As soon as these words came out, Jia She and Tan Li froze in disbelief.At most, they had only speculated that Jing Huan was similar to a matchmaker under Yuelao's sect.

But never expected that this could become the king of the mountain.

Looking at the two people who were silent, Jia Zhen quickly seized the right to speak and asked, "Is it wise to worship her? I want to have nine concubines! Add a daughter-in-law to make a perfect one. She can bless wives and concubines and Is it harmonious?"

"...I didn't hear what the City God said, this is not the righteous way?!" Jia She was still thinking about it, but when he heard Jia Zhen's words, he was clever, and immediately came back to his senses, his expression was extremely chilling, "Zhen'er , your daughter-in-law and concubine, no one is stopping you from marrying you, but you have to abide by the law and follow the rules of the world. You can't violate ethics and morals, you know? If you dare to spend your time, your uncle will clean you up. This You don’t want to touch this kind of evil spirit, and you’d better not even think about it. What if you get hooked up in your sleep?”

Jia Baoyu met in a dream!

"You...you..." Looking at Jia She who suddenly appeared so vicious, Jia Zhen shuddered and felt aggrieved, "I...that's all I said. Why are you so fierce?"

"I..." I am afraid that you will crawl, ashes!

In the second half of the sentence, seeing Jia Zhen's aggrieved eyes turned red, Jia Amnesty only felt his eyes turn red, with deep regret in his eyes.He was terrified just now and forgot one thing.

He used to ridicule others, thinking that people have a fixed mindset.Now, he himself obviously has a fixed mindset, seeing people with colored glasses.

"Uncle shouldn't, I'm sorry. Your lord Zhen'er has a lot, please forgive Uncle?" Jia Amnesty admitted his mistake with a sincere face, and coaxed softly, "Uncle will build a playground after all these evil shit is over. That's it. Then you play first, there are a lot of fun games, and then I will set up a Cuju team for you, hold the Cuju Cup, and make sure it will be lively."

Jia Zhen looked at Jia Amnesty silently, seeing the man's mouth opening and closing, with a look of guilt on his face, the anger in his heart had dissipated long ago.But he was still a little unhappy.

"Uncle, you can't wait for me to finish. An apology is useful. Why do you want the Yamen to use this?" Jia Zhen was a little dissatisfied, "I have learned this for a long time, but I haven't had a chance to use it yet."

"...I'll beat you to death."

"Okay," Tan Li raised his hand to grab Jia She's arm, "let's get down to business first! I forgot what you said, within three days, celebrate with the snake's head!"

"This seat is a dragon, I don't want to be a bull's-head and a horse face, this is the job of a government servant!" Jia Zhen also thought of why the topic was getting more and more crooked before, and hurriedly protested: "I'm still Lord Hou!"

"I'm your uncle, I'm not the Marquis?" Jia She said, his words froze, and he lowered his eyes to look at the City God, and smiled sarcastically, "City God, it's not that we don't want to be some government servants to support you. But we They are all children of wealthy families, even if we were asked to act, we would not be able to deeply understand this role."

"Hehe. If it weren't for your threats," the City God said with a cold face, "how could this government submit to your might? Now that we can't even do this, how can this government review it? Do you know? After the trial of the case in this residence, maybe the cultivation base was not enough, fell into a deep sleep, and then passed away without knowing it?"

"No...you can't?" Jia She was a little surprised, "You...you are the City God, or the City God at the feet of the emperor."

"Heavenly Court can fall, what is impossible in this world?" City God retorted without hesitation, "Anyway, I see it off." The left and right are dead, he might as well eat what he wants!

Thinking about it, he took another bite of the candied haws angrily!

"That's what you said," Jia Zhen also realized later, feeling an unspeakable sense of sadness welling up in her heart, and with a rare look of sadness, she asked in a harmonious voice: "My lord, go and send the soldiers and horses of the five cities. Secretary, or directly pull the imperial army over to support you, how about it? Is this row enough?"

After finishing speaking, without waiting for City God to answer, Jia Zhen looked at Jia She, "Uncle, do you think this will work? Anyway, the team led by Commander Su knows about me, so pull them here."

Jia Amnesty nodded, "Yes." Anyway, the Modern Non-Professional Administration Bureau has police officers who specialize in handling supernatural cases.They should also have such a team in Dazhou.

"I'm telling you as the servant of the Xuanmen ordered by the emperor himself, hurry up and bring Commander Su and the others here. On the way, bring candles and paper money, and burn them for the city god first, so as not to wait halfway through the trial and starve. "

"...I want to eat sweet-scented osmanthus cake." Hearing this, the City God said shyly.

"I love food too!" Jia Zhen replied, with a hint of slyness in her eyes: "Fortunately for you, I will go to the palace to get it for the queen."

"Eat less yourself. If you eat too much, you will have a toothache. I can't explain it to Brother Jing."

"........."

Silently watching the two uncles and nephews who had confirmed the "ghost messenger" in a few words, they silently closed their mouths.In this world of red chambers, he suddenly discovered that Jia Jing was not the saddest.The real tragedy is his own personality.

Although Jia Jing is a fan of Taoism, he doesn't understand it as deeply as he does.

So order a piece of "Cool Cool" for yourself!Refreshing his three views all the time!

However, after half an hour, Tan Li clenched his fists as he looked at the two rows of "temporary workers" who were ordered and prohibited, although his eyes were still a bit dazed.

It's time to review myself, because I don't even have the capacity to bear a group of mortals.But it is really worthy of the army led by the emperor.It's like a sharp knife!

After calming down, Tan Li invited the City God, who was on the dining table with a bite of sweet-scented osmanthus cake and a bite of sweet wine, back to the lobby.

City God reluctantly glanced at the dining table.

Jia She grabbed the eldest nephew who lived in the dining room and smiled, "Let's go and watch your heroic demeanor. The whole table is yours."

Facing the sharp light, Jia Zhen nodded slightly, "Can't I eat walnuts?"

His dad had always been strict about his sweet tooth.Not only that, just after he was noticed in the palace eating melon seeds in front of the Three Emperors, his father patted his head afterwards and gave him a handful of walnuts.

That's his own father, otherwise he would be blown up.This is a mockery of him wanting to make up his mind!

During the speech, Commander Su also came over to remind, "My lords, it's getting late, it's time to be promoted."

Jia She turned to look at the person.Because the separation of the soul is too hurtful, in the end he, the all-round little expert in drawing symbols, can do it with an emoticon package.Right now Commander Su is surrounded by a ghostly aura, and he is still holding a chain in his hand, making him look very sinister.Moreover, in order to be safe, Tan Li released the red-clothed ghost who had attacked him before to identify him.She couldn't tell the truth from the fake at all.

"Yeah." The City God, who was full of food and drink, nodded and cleared his throat, "Wait a minute, let me brush up on the sense of presence first."

"Learning fast enough." Jia Zhen complained silently.He had used this word when he first hated Chenghuang.

"You are only allowed to be intimidated by the dragon?" The City God replied, and at the same time, he slowly transformed into the City God Seal, cleared his throat and said, "I am the King of Fu Beiling, and all the lonely ghosts within the Zhili area, hurry up!" Hurry up, don't make any mistakes!"

Jia She looked over, and saw that along with the words of the City God, the City God seal exuded a majestic but gentle luster, spreading outward in circles.And not long after, there was a gust of gloomy wind in the Town God's Temple, and it caught everyone's eyes...

Jia She's throat rolled nervously, and he hid behind Tan Li.For some reason, he saw so many ghosts, and he had the desire to burn, wanting to die with a mouthful of salt soda.

Jia Zhen also did not hesitate to hide behind Jia She, and shouted: "What the hell are you doing, you little bastard? There are so many ugly ghosts that hurt your eyes! And if the evil spirit hurts Commander Su and the others, my father and godfather will ask you Team up to beat me, mixed doubles, you know?"

"It's only 230 seven ghosts," the Chenghuang Lord said with a cold tone, "There are only two hundred ghosts in a Zhili, do you think it's okay? It really is an evil snake! I felt something was wrong when I first heard about Fangsheng Pond .”

When the release pool incident happened, he was also awakened from his deep sleep.But at that time, he couldn't even move the City God Seal, so naturally he couldn't investigate the case.

just now……

City God raised his head and looked meaningfully at the two people behind Tan Li, his eyes twinkled.God has the virtue of being good at life, so naturally he keeps a line in doing things.

This glimmer of life probably belongs to the indescribable uncle and nephew.

It doesn't look reliable at all.

I'm really worried.

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